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hahah

I did leave teak the setup to introduce troll quadrants and they did not

tragic

also Aurelius salt is my favorite

ice, teak keeps telling me theo and ezekiel were the sweetest, goodest boys you’ve ever played. why is that?

ezekiel was high 90% of the time and not taking anything seriously, theo was explicitly designed to be more cheerful, upbeat and supportive

why’d you decide to do someone cheerful, upbeat and supportive? just to try something different?

probably

dont entirely remember what else was happening around the same point in time, but, yeah. usually try not to do characters too similar to one another at the same time so it’s easier to keep ‘em seperate

that sounds wise

ice is a supportive person

he is a true method actor of “yes, and”

lolololol the longest S&K has been quiet

ice is a true method actor of “yes, and” you are correct, hachi

waow

also: funny

very true

funniest potential post to get other people to respond tho you’d definitely have to prod them lol

yeah man I have some Hope

oh hi xsia dont entirely get the user name, but

hey look a miracle happened

:O

teak… i figured it out… is he jam shed… because he’s the fruitiest thing in the pantry………………………

amazing lmao

absolutely lol

there had to be SOME line back to the sauce

teak, your mind

the jam shed name

oh god

i have NO IDEA who the fuck that is

since i’m like 99% it’s not rein lol

’given up keeping track’ as if the others weren’t all super obvious lol

that was you and obviously you b/c no secondary name lol

(but also extra confusing b/c I can ID everyone that actually talks in Discord Sanct except Rein but I really do not think there’s any world in which rein does a cold opening with a Haiku DM)

lolol I thought that was teak for a sec

menacing haikus for jorule

briefly did too and then nope actual user

though

not in the userlist

some maybe someone who changed and then changed back?

they are, you just have to refresh to see new ones

ooooh

which

is how I know it wasn’t the Chaos Option (ie convinced Fen to do something silly for teak)

b/c our ever faithful Lupine Observer is still here

jfdsl;kajsd;fl man someday Fen will do something silly for teak and it’ll be great

I have Hope

the only option i really see is like, maybe Terra got bored too but I only see one message from her so unless she’s been lurking SUPER hard……………

or maybe ilru i guess

ilru being saucy at me out of context would be hella funny tho does not seem likely

or.

someone made a second account

no, we’re all far too fucking lazy to set up a second email for it

you don’t have multiple emails lying around?

sanct posting on ur edu account

I mean I have like … 5 gmail accounts

but also no i’d never expose teakwood to my Email For Shady And Questionably Legal Uses………………………………..

and 3 .edu ones but I’m an outlier there

It’s not hard to fine lol

pretty sure I could figure out ice’s actual address p. easily if I felt so inclined

considering everyone kept doxxing him early on

I still can’t believe you don’t have multiple random email addresses. I have one for personal stuff, one for professional stuff, one for household stuff, and one for spam. Also an older professional one before I changed my surname. And will have to come up with a new professional one haha.

definitely had no use for more than 2

truly you are enlightened

also ice I would like to do a salme-aurelius scene at some point during our current pause, probably after you have your weapon scene with zaed. I’m not sure if you’d want to do weapon-making shit, or whatever, but yeah.

put crystal on metal, hit with hammer, bam, sword

perfect. I mostly just want them to hang out but also we don’t gotta

imagine me actually saying no i dont want to do a scene

let’s do a scene where aurelius explains radios in depth

box. crystal. metal. ELECTRICITY. noise!!!!

you’re a g-d genius

please clap I just double-checked an arabic transliteration about eunuchs

exciting

absolutely bugfuck insane none of those words were in my dictionary so I wasn’t sure if I was transliterating correctly

there was a word for “masculinity” but its root basically meant “penisness”

…Makes sense to me

I mean it also makes sense to me but I was still just like “why can I not find … oh. it’s just … “dick“ made into a weird noun”

haha

oh ice I had a question for you. did you ever do any like, solo trombone playing? and if so what’s the repertoire like for solo trombone? (went to a french horn recital today and was Thinking About doing recitals for Unpopular Instruments)

nope

closest is just the occasional ‘everyone gets to do a solo sometimes’ bits during jazz class

which is

not even remotely the same i don’t think

nope not really

I was thinking like … unlike people who play the violin, people who play the viola have like … 5 pieces that are Written For the Solo Viola and the rest is like. Transcriptions or cello music or w/e and I was curious about the Trombone sitch.

There are apparently multiple horn concertos which surprised me

Pondering The Caion Of Theseus

yeah it was so hard not to make a ship of theseus comment

h-hm

also guess fue did not decide to respond again lol

hmm…

does the user list only show someone as online if they have stillness open…?

ok

are you trying to figure out your interlocutor?

decent odds on peter not being lazy

Salme blessed by not reading DMs because she’d find this version of Jorule cute and I don’t think she’d survive.

truly jorule saves her from dangerous knowledge by his partially affected dumbassery

:O

anyway sometimes you gather information by just keeping the other guy talking

yeah how’s that working?

fairly well

now we’re lucky salme doesn’t read DMs because she doesn’t know jorule called her boring lol

He did not call her boring.

though you forgot to change from Aurelius in your last response and that was weird

yeah it’s a pita and you’re lucky it doesn’t happen more often tbqh

he sooooorta called her boring. not fascinating on his or awa’s level. human and knowable.

it’s a pita?

having to replace it every message

(lol I’m not offended jorule called get boring btw. she might be but I’m not)

you parsing “the most human” as “boring” instead of anything else sure does say a lot more about SOCIETY than it does about mean tbh tbh

(plz read in exact tone of someone on twitter going “yeah i might be wrong but the fact that I COULD have been right sure says a lot”)

(hahahahahaha)

(which is not an admission that you were correct to do so but it is the correct tone to read it in)

[nodding sagely] Society…

(lolololol)

Society

a hot mess is never boring

you know it

wow

It back?

ping

nah just hates ice

wacky

could always be a minor web host issue?

jorule still got a bit of the chuuni within him……………… i said as if that were ever in question given how he handles his appearances here, but

had to calibrate to meet their energy but we’re Conversing now

: “jorule still got a bitof the chuuni within him” is like me saying “salme still has self-confidence issues”

aint that the truth

: “ Others knowing what I am won’t prevent me from doing what I desire.” that line goes so hard

yeah also that

I feel like only teak can get away with saying that overmuch tho

haha

damn, hit ‘em with a double ‘mistakes are ok’ at the same time, convergent conversation…………………….

alas, awa and jorule also have a non zero amount of stuff in common

smh can’t believe jorule’s never fucking read hamlet

hamlet is a story about how much you shouldn’t neg on a deal you made with Three Fucking Witches not about how much it sucks to be prince

THAT’S FUCKING MACBETH YOU PHILISTINE

all shake ‘n bake boxes look alike to me

yeah fucking obviously

ANYWAY OBVIOUSLY WE’RE DQ PILLED IN THIS SPACESHIP MISSY

DQ?

dragon quest

(Donkey Quong)

if you wanna talk bard shit you got the wrong pure heart

HE ASKED

Also she’s referencing MULTIPLE THINGS I just picked the one you’d probably be most familiar with which

hahaha

sorry can’t hear you over the bleeds and bloops of videogames and disney adaptations of no-longer-tragic stories

it’s good to be king

aweoirafjsfdjapfowesjfoipasfjaopesf

: prince of egypt sucked at least for one of the princes

that’s not disney but

also salme’s heavy on the utena references but that’s like the one fucking anime you haven’t seen

prince anti-sucked so bad aladin become one after getting infinite free wishes and the hottest girl in the tri-country area

im not gay enough to watch utena

no one is gay enough for utena except maybe teak

also

fucking DISNEY MOVIES

the beast got cursed for being a shitbag prince

much

like I think Jorule would

yeah and then he got to make out with the hottest women in the tri-kingdom area AND he never had to wash his dishes again

he didn’t have to wash dishes in the first place

I think that’s part of the personality malfunction

but yeah I guess if you only referents are disney movies and videogarme you probably wouldn’t think it was a bad deal

it also got turned into a furry to teach him a lesson instead of being killed like a peasent so i mean, prince party all the way down baby

: “prince party all the way down” phrases straight men typically don’t say

though alas, I think royal rank is beyond aurelius (peasant) and jorule (irritating) unless they marry into it

damn

we COULD make him The Prince Of Darkness

which one? because like I don’t think Seye is accepting proposals, RIP Jorule

oh no clearly we’re making awa and jorule’s titles together

please have Jorule propose this to Awa for the Bit

I am trying to imagine which character would be Most Miserable as a prince

I thinks it’s between Wolf and Aurelius

Archie I think would not Enjoy It but he’d be like “this comes with certain benefits I can leverage”

Luĉja would be baffled but would keep doing what they were doing

obviously Awa was chuffed as all get out

Wolf I feel like would serenely perform his duties for a While but chafe eventually

Too Many Eyes On Him At Once

Aurelius seems like he’d just want to constantly implode. Attention 100% of the time. Secret Rules for expressing himself.

excessive displays of gratitude

ez problem, create a fiend minister to do all the work

see I think the work would bother him less than the public facing aspects

yeah that’s what the handsome minister is for

salme should be prince so she can point to the crown when constantly asked why she’s so miserable

<icecylee> will literally implode if he goes more than 2 hours without insulting my character

we were

literally just talking about this

we’re STILL talking about this

it’s topical!!!

that is HOW THE TOPIC CAME UP

the difference between “this role would make X miserable” vs. “this character is already miserable and this would give them an excuse” is a li’l different

but

a serious answer

is that the gender politics are different

which you’d understand

if you watched anime classic Revolutionary Girl Utena

i feel like saying “I said prince not princess” would somehow be setting myself up for Defeat so i will Not

correct you cannot understand without watching the anime classic Revolutionary Girl Utena

though Scorpy Q does seem to have escaped the Gender Politics of it all

none of the base worlds are terribly interested in the idea tbh

(they don’t even have VCRs….!)

(I am not actually bothered in case that was not actually obvious I just find it funny where you’re like “ANYWAY WHAT ABOUT THAT MISERABLE BITCH SALME”)

SHE WAS THE ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH PRINCES SUCK :(((((((((((

: “how much it sucks to be a prince” != “princes suck”

your right though i should have lead with

: “that way she can murder her parents and we think it’s tragic (for her) and regretable rather than her being deranged and hysterical”

and yeah teak is like “what if sexism wasn’t real and people were fundamentally kind” and I am like “that literally does not compute” so poor salme is stuck being piloted by me

ajsodfjasdfjs;dfk

she doesn’t want to murder her parents my word

but she COULD if she was a prince…!

and we’d morne her fate instead of theirs…!

man I am so glad I didn’t have her explain the oresteia to jorule

I’d never live it down

THREE PLAYS??? that’s two more than the standard amount

BACK IN THE DAY

(classical athens)

PLAYS WERE TRILOGIES

guess that had to do SOMETHING between all the orgies to recover

well fun fact: these tragedies were performed during the dionysia, which was a festival to dionysus , which is the orgy god if there is one at all

ayyy

anyway one of the first things I explained to teakwood was how Salme would feel about Penelope from the Odyssey vs. Clytemnestra from Agamemnon so maybe that’s why they threw “Angel of Tragedy” at me

and I almost had Salme explain that to Jorule, which … would’ve been a dangerous amount of ammo to hand him

lmao

salme sad @ jorule again. news @ 11

oop forgot the name

whch will probably lessen the effect for ya but Oh Well

: “ if i thought someone needed to baby sit you i’d have done a better job teaching aurelius how to do it. “ HAHAHAHAHA oh my god

sorry I am just trying to give Jorule advice to Aurelius on babysitting Salme and there’s no version of that which is not hysterical

correct

especially because like. they still can’t communicate with each other easily, right? and indeed Don’t. I understand at least part of that’s a function of you not wanting to RP with yourself, but also

jorule just leaving passive-aggressive post-it notes

: “oh you’re right i did forget about Lucja there, which is appropriate in relation to how often they take charge i guess.” he’s such a jerk I love him?

it’s true tho lucja basically at the bottom of the pack for Leadership Potential

curious how jorule’d rank people and at what point he’d go “and I GUESS I’m piloting aurelius around like a mech because someone’s gotta”

never ya’ll can work it out at this point

yeah but he was sure ready to do the job when he brainjacked annarr

huh? what’d I get arete for?

it’s not done or posted yet!

excuses

i do not want to be given credit for stolen valor

hello awoken prince

I am aware of Utena and that is why I COMPLETELY dodged the prince-discussion topic to bring up the Takarazuka Revue instead.

shijin lol

is this your fucking uh

what’s it called

5rings…?

character

I was wondering if it was a gan no koe character but I CANNOT remember

the last couple of messages have intensified that feeling yes lol

SYSYSYGAMI <3

trying to figure out if “heaven” means much of anything to Salme actually

It’s certainly been used a few times

yeah jorule used it. shijin uses it

Salme used it once,

(when qouting something out of context)

oh what was she quoting?

or rather what was the quote

https://strangepaths.aludel.xyz/scenes/archives/back-in-the-courtyard-ii#post-14571

It’s been used in NARRATION a fair bit too

but it’s most jorule / new guy, and then like, once by aury and awoken lol

waow… good search functionality………..

also the initial opening lines

seye once i guess

and ofc

SQ now in their epic rap battle

the epic rap battle is so good

oh yeah! so salme has “heavens==sky/up” as a concept but the nuances of “gods/angels/laws” is. hard

lof teak what’d she do?

:D

I do like your questions about the planes now, ice

the sixth plane: japan

you’re not getting max points on ur guessing game today because that’s CHINA

happy pride teak

ah shit really? “shijin” sounds v. Japanese to me

granted a lot of JP stuff does steal from china

but that game was very specifically about Ancient China Court Politics

(shijin is also in reference to the 4 heavenly Directional gods if you didn’t look that up fwiw)

gdi china and japan fuck me again

Owned

rip @ me

I have a sealed envelope guess as to who is writing for NotACrane but I don’t actually remember her name which is embarrassing to admit. 🎶

hahah

Is it not padfoot? I’m, admittedly, not super familiar with everyone’s character from that game

you have a sealed envelope! there’s nothing written inside, you just have a sealed envelope.

but if you’re caught up with salme’s thread with them i assume you know for sure who it is lol

I guessed wrong!

:O

it’s wombo combo time, ice!!

:O

check leyve react

shit I didn’t realize we were starting

welcome to sanctuary, where catherine spends 10 minutes describing Outfits

I took like 9 it’s fine

also god I should have worn makeup

I didn’t know she was gonna until I was like “… zaya probably told her to”

at least contour my cheekbones

anyway

those cheekbones don’t need makeup

should’ve worn eyeshadow to really sell seye’s joke tho

but Awa can’t read those posts… how would he know…

he’s not even wearing tights :(

not knowing would make it funnier

also teak narrtext might be very helpful in letting Salme know we have a clan name and interventing to change it ASAP*

why would you want to change from Clan Saving Worlds idgi……………………………..

: pat pat you wouldn’t get it

teak can’t make a song called Save The World without the threat of copyright strikes looming…………………………

hahahahhahahahahahah

wildfire is the name I always use when I need a clan/group name in videogames

wallflowers is, ofc, a reference to an older campaign (but also could reasonably piggyback off other ongoing themes)

note she deliberately left out that he did not seem nearly as aghast at the name awa picked as she was

lol

he’ll see it later <3

I’m going to fucking die when that’s the clan name

lolf

she’s going to be like “everyone we need something cool” and everyone else is going to be like “what’s cooler than saving the world?”

mfw she suggested noodles and wearing lipstick in the same breath

it’s magic lipstick

c’mon

none of that cheap stuff

:O

no smudging

POOR QUALITY COPPER

immediately explodes

Wolf: I want a light touch!

The dice: EXPLOSION

JESUS.

maybe the higher you roll the more control you get?

(its’ marinara sauce)

HOLY SHIT

get their ass wolf

WHY CAN’T I ROLL LIKE THIS WHEN I WANT TO?!

Jesu joy of man’s desiring. Twenty-fucking-three.

marinara is my favorite asian sauce

I think me hachi eating takoyaki would be a lil’ sus but I might do it with a little marinara on it

The Three Grand Sauces (of which there are four)

asdfjkasdfj;lsdf

Three Grand Sauces: Ranch, Buffalo, Marinara, Korean BBQ

yeah checks out

the Beast in my head is funny culinarily b/c i picture it as both Extremely Fucking Asian, but also, it’s a texas bbq pit at the exact same time

FUCK YEAH FREE TECHNE WOLF

Ice I love that for both you and us

: “The Scorpion Queen is actually from Cleveland” is sending me

hahah

also i say culinarily but

honestly that extends to basically all part of its society too…………

sword-cowboys and gun-samurai, finally together… at last…………………..

woooolf <3

<3

teakwood I’m gonna tell you right now

I’m gonna go looking for funnel cakes

fuck now i want funnel cake

fasdifhasl;dkfja map node edit

lol and also rofl

just misread “forge dreams” as “frog dreams” much to my profound distress

oh. phew

it was an obelisk, not a plinth. that could have been a real problem

(sorry fucking cats)

Otto decided he wanted to have a Basement Adventure

Thank YOU

(that was lovely and I enjoyed it very much)

probably actually shouldn’t do that second one, m’Prince!!!

AT

not ON

dfhuasdkfljlas;df

killer date topic

first, salme didn’t know she had the yellow dot

now, salme doesn’t know she’s the one with the harem

: “no jokes about people you’ve had a single moment of UST with on dates” in a teakwood campaign feels pretty untenable

uwah, fireworks

okay there’s more that we could do, but … that’s sort of a perfect ending note? IDK what you’re thinking hachi

perfection

end it!!

<3

1000%

<3 <3

overwhelming success

did you plan that shit hachi?

awoken pre-bribed the ferris wheel operators, and got zaedulf’s help with setting up fireworks and a cannon to shoot a tenebrous orb from

!!!!!!

also whoever did the archives tags it’s zaedulf not zaedolf

hmm I wonder who misspelled a character’s name

actually it’d be funny if it was me. Ice usually does the tags but sometimes I do

someone else got to them before i did I’m pretty sure

oops it was probably me

well w/e

ice I need techneeee ideas. or do I need to make salme bother jorule ic for help

ok

you know how ffx-2 has dress spheres

i say, knowing there is a high chance you do not

anyway that’s the entire idea

what do you even need techne for really you always roll good and have a billion arete to burn

i do not always roll good

and the arete is for the techne

i have so many

and you’re smart and creative

everything i come up with is either useless or broken

i got TWO useless ones so i mean

probably could make for for mind melding tho and skip the rolling (as if you’d ever want to)

techne for a third arm so you never have to stop doom scrolling

idk honestly I’d probably just go for fluff picks really lol

since like, when ever do we really make super important rolls anyway???

sometimes????

what’s your second useless one?

they’re the same one!! always prepared / pocket dimension

pocket dimension is useful!

and then reality glitch is mostly just there to IC justify bullying teak into giving me things even tho that’s not really necessary

: “bully”

teak loves giving gifts

yeah exactly

you don’t have to bully them! also reality glitch is awesome

I’m considering asking for one that allows a 1-1 transfer of arete instead of a 2-1. I was also considering something that lowers difficultly+adds to roll if you go for a higher DC of two

idk man I don’t think I’ve ever used either of my techne (and I am getting Mind Meld along with Wolf iirc)

third arm for doomscrolling you’re such a turd

: “can’t be assed - lowers the DC if you choose the easy option” sounds like a hilarious techne now that you mention it but definitely not for salme, who can always be assed

i was thinking “add +3 if you go for the harder option but lose the easier DC” but

: “can’t be assed” is funny

yeah haha

: “sacrifice one die rank and give it to a character you’re dating so he doesn’t embarrass you at the gnosis party” how does that sound

god

perfect

it’s got really specific restrictions so it should pass the cursory balance check

I’ve wanted to alethic all my die so works for me

though if you ascend flourishing again before you ascend anything else you should have to talk in flourishing resonance for the rest of the scene where it happens

just since you love it so much

lol

salme is so good and perfect and i was a fool to ever question her desire to teach us all to speak with a bit ‘o flourish

read in the accent of the lucky charms leprechaun

aye

notably she doesn’t use flourishing very often! she was actually just excited to share the secret!

it tru

specifically with the person who inspired her to strive for weird and cool secrets

who’s like “nah. boring” not once but like. 3 times in a row. which was so funny to me.

he didn’t particularly care about red either fwiw

lol I know. she thought he deserved it.

or should have it

she has strong opinions about things.

… obviously

yeah,

yeah

her trying to show Aurelius something Cool and he’s just like “neat”

neat things are neat

meanwhile she’s like “awa look at this nice rock I found” and awa’s like “I accept this rock wholly and lovingly, as my heart does or does not beat in this exact moment, sweet sparrow!”

dats why they callus Sweet and Sour

Aurelius is ridiculously sweet. Just not with his words unless he’s REALLY GOTTA

well he’s been sweet lately to her he’s just not impressed by much?

Too Unflappable

only flaps for jokes

and when Moderately Irritated

otherwise he’s either emotionally devastated and quiet, or perfectly fine and quiet

it’s almost like they traded places now that salme does not shut up

(I know early session Aurelius was mostly jorule larping as annarr but still it’s funny)

: “guess who will be the wordiest characters from session 1” is very … much an experience

hahah

idk if it’s just late or what but I’m literally just cackling about Frog Problems

a little of both

A frightening amount of worlds are unaware of Frog Problems.

ice are you doing a homestuck bit or is this more mana Deep Cuts

asking ridiculously questions you’re not supposed to answer yes to and then realizing it was turning into a homestuck bit

so it goes

: “Salme, The Sword-Saint meanwhile she’s like “awa look at this nice rock I found” and awa’s like “I accept this rock wholly and lovingly, as my heart does or does not beat in this exact moment, sweet sparrow!” “

fuckin’… called out perfectly lol

Hey Hey Seth Good News Shoe’s on the other foot

:O?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/276094787491201024/1519899287939715163/image.png?ex=6a3f3c04&is=6a3dea84&hm=ab3a153dbe44996386c52933e161159e78acfaa2c47c8b358cd1b2e9c0ccbd90&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

naw that seems like some kind of illusion

i see someone woke up on the self indulgent side of the bed this morning

YEAH I FUCKING DIDDDD

look also

considering salme tries to wrangle every stray poster into her army it doesn’t make sense she wouldn’t attempt it with Μελπομένη

whoever that is

:thinking:

look at jorule vaguing me

li’l turd

haha

hi teak?

downgraded from a <3 I see

as ones does

oh yeah

the other thing i had meant to say teak

is every time I’m thinking about that (re: backstory stuff)

in my head i always imagine someone doing the rocky “stelllaaaaaa” esq yell but for “atreeeeeeeyuuuuuuuuu”

without fail

the what?

F-from one of the Rocky movies…?

oh I’ve never seen them

i only have vague memories of seeing one of them but the scene i was referencing was fairly Big Meme for a time,

then again you are heavily specced into Old Shit (Thousands Of Literal Years) and not pop culture

I mean I have some pop culture touchstones but it’s heavily dependent on what my friends decided to share with me

it’s a miracle I’ve seen star wars

rocky says ADRIAN you goon

stella is from A Streetcar Named Desire

I love reading these in Awoken’s voice

every time

without fail

<3

i can’t be bothered to remember which old ass thing i’m referencing at 3 AM hachi

It was not 3am

hahahah

it was 3 AM for you

it was like. 2am tops for you

my timezone doesn’t count

we’ve been over this

be serious. she timed it better and was casually perusing something from a nearby stall

deeply normal human behavior

in my head it was zaya being like “I think. I think you will help them both by being There” or smth

I feel like every time aury doesn’t express himself as a metahuman, teak makes the next metahuman that more comically expressive.

I’m almost certain that was part of it, yes

TAIL THWHAP

:D

teak are you busy or could I bug you for tea with zaya or coffee with zaed?

if of course can wait

salme saying undine

jorule’s used it enough

jorule’s special

(read: a menace)

she made him give her a list of mana traits for the entire cast :(

uhhhh nope dragon’s choice? zaed might make more sense since right here

: “made”

yeah

don’t worry. hachi namesearches salme-jorule dms for himself

god she did

he saw

all but armbar’d him

lmao

<salme> hey jorule, [idle curiosity questions]

<jorule> [immediate answer of varying degrees of thoroughness]

yeah exactly

and we can pause and start a new scene whenever? idk if there’s a good Ending Note here

hachi called jorule an unlicensed therapist and he was super right.

+1

not HIS fault she keeps coming at him with new deep seated issues and trauma triggers every other day D:

that’s true

that’s one thing that isn’t his fault

lolf

he’s actually a good boy for being such a caring … whatever they are to each other.

frenesiblings

somewhere hachi is going “but he’s an aaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssshole”

I would give Jorule the biggest hug ever

like how I gave fue one

by basically charging at him and crushing his ribs

hahahaha

<teak> jorule is the biggest sweetie

<hachi> yeah but at what cost?

honestly hachi it’s not too late for awa to weigh in on the jorulopinions thread

there’s a jorulopinions thread?

https://strangepaths.aludel.xyz/bbs/nsfs-not-safe-for-samudra/54

Every so often Salme makes threads outside of the void, yes

like the clan name one!

more often than anyone else does

ahahahahah

idk if that’s actually true but if it is it’s a pretty thin margin

vs the overwhelming majority in the void

: “overwhelming majority” isn’t quite true I don’t think

anyway that linked one is Very Powerful b/c teak got fue to post twice somehow

100%

Salme has started 10/30 threads in the void.

spiritually it should be 11…………………….

what’s the next highest, 3?

6

Archie

oh actually archie =

yeah

Jorule started 3

NotACrane started 4

almost forgot about archie postin at ???s lol

how could you forget

salme looks longing at those threads and goes “I must not read. that would violate privacy”

salme so good

wait 3

what was the other one

OH righit seye

salme is living my dream of being able to drink dairy

how did you forget jorule’s unattainable crush?

b/c it was just asking about jack lol

which then came up elsewhere anyway

and is was Xsai all along

just fucking with you

no jacks still probably how the jewelry got there but not directly

I NEED to get something to drink but mischa is a heavy warm cat pudding on me and I’m loathe to move her

poooooooooooooooooooooooor annarr

it is sort of funny that ice ended up playing the trans metaphor character

except like

super tragic

and dead

okay actually not a trans metaphor at all except the name thing

just like a real queer character in media! :D

hahahahahah

stop being funny ice it’s disorienting

hahahhahaah

happy pride

lolf

cradle robber salme

by 1 year

that’s only a problematic age gap on tumblr.com

salme likes ‘em young

I think awa is the eldest of us three

The Twilight Twink???

arriving on valais “prince!! you disappeared right after your 18th birthday!”*

:O

hell yeah

a… slug?

a gigantic slug

jabba the hutt?

are we putting salme in the slave leia outfit b/c like

we could

a loss for feminism but a win for me?

i dont.

i don’t think so

yes

but i guess the demons didn’t have a strongly unifying aesthetic…?

he was yakra

and then in 1000 AD he was yakra XXVIII

weren’t those more naga

there were naga underlings

but the fake chancellor was the big slug thing that had claws but no hands

hmm i see. this IS your area of expertise and it’d been over a decade since i’ve thought about it hahah

I feel like slugs definitionally don’t have claws?

it was a fantasy slug

I see

https://chrono.fandom.com/wiki/Yakra?file=Yakra_x2.png

that link didn’t work but I did google it and felt hate

mfw wikia prevents hot linking apparently

I fixed it :3

that feels like low effort boss design

anyway if awa’s getting thrown in jail for impersonation of royalty why is salme on trial for kidnapping the prince? or is it the spirit of the thing?

trumped up charges (rival princess)

hahahaha

still waiting for jorule to propose to awa so he can nab a “prince” title

he did end up responding to Jorule The Thread

i didn’t remember seeing THAT many islands in the workshop teak ?_?

no i don’t think a sane person would name an airship after a floating island zone in an MMO,

though like

vague gesture at teak

but no “airship named hope” in SQ’s garage makes

perfect sense

real tragic how we all thought AU Salme would be some hipster but no she’s actually a fucking jaded detective with an axe to grind

oic

lmao teak

>.>

^_

owned

though the _ turning into - is pretty funny

tfw you get de-shifted

: “real tragic how we all thought AU Salme would be some hipster but no she’s actually a fucking jaded detective with an axe to grind” what the fuck she’s literally like “hey please love my wonderful and lovely boyfriend” atm where are you getting jaded detective with an axe to grind right now?

: “Highwind” you fucking nerd

i mean that’s not entirely in reference to This Entire Thing just. Can’t Stop Interrogating People In The General

salme’s catchphrase is “What do you want, <name>?”*

(i mean this lovingly)

i know she usually means it positively and helpfully,

but i cannot not read it as Somewhat Menacing

ZAYA WILL GET HER SEXY INTERROGATION

… oh my god does Zaed’s nephew have a horrible crush on Annarr?

lolf Salme was like “ooooh he’s your kid shit man this is rough”

<hachi> salme’s catchphrase is “What do you want, <name>?

this is true

<teak> MOSTLY over it by the time Annarr got kamikakushi’d and his mind got gutted

I’m

hahahahhaha

: “Zaya owes me tea” works on multiple levels

……………

<salme> “And then one day a dame walked in, and I knew I had to take this case”

awoken is the “dame” in question, which is really just him in a snappy suit

ACKUALLY the tomestones have ID recognition protocols so someone COULDN’T just borrow one……………………………………………………………………..

gahahahhahahaah

(not that this has ever come up IC, but)

salkfdjasld;kfjl;asd do you have to fingerprint scan in?

it reads your latent gnosis signature :3

that’s hot

love that

scene!

<3

mannnnn chewing on the fact that aurelius didn’t take the gunblade

I loved that beat

already got the dagger

dont have enough hands to hold a dagger and a greatsword

not sure annarr was v smart………………………….

DON’T UNDERESTIMATE THE GOLDEN LION

rüde

:D

add third hand

Im Not A Coward

how would having a third hand make you a coward?

I only did it because I knew I was capable of deleting it myself fwiw lol

[Retcon]

help mischa will Not Leave Me ALone

she won’t stop purring or walking across my keyboard or cuddling with me

it’s too hot she’s so warm and she weighs a million pounds

alas i haven’t developed the ability to throw cats with my mind yet so i can only help by encouraging you to help yourself

you really should work on your telecatnesis

simply fuse with mischa

she would like that too much

impossible she is on my back I cannot move

she has migrated OFF my back to my side

improvement??

yes no longer contorting my body into a weird concave shape

theoretically I could stand up and move

btw when Aurelius is Done With His Forging Salme would probably Bother Him and thus I would like to Bother You for a scene sometime. It’s … probably too late tonight? But if you have time tomorrow or Monday or w/e?

that was fun computer just random ate shit and had to manually turn it off

but yeah that should be fine

oh that sucks

does tomorrow evening at … whenever o’clock work for you?

ye

awesome

I’m trying to draw Caions for Teak and he keeps turning into Goro Akechi from P5 RIP @ me

<Teak> sickos.png

just imagining Caion as a palette-swap Akechi is … alarming

… are you are you just going to let Jorule lie to salme that dog == parents?

no reasonable person would think salme is being dead ass serious with that reply

but he’s the angel of truth :(

a title given, if perhaps unearned

that feels like a seye-ass response

also point to you teak reacted precisely the way you predicted to the akechi-caions

teakwood has a type

I told them to give you arete for it but we’ll see if they bite

… I am tragically also an akechi fan so I can’t even laugh at them

yw

lol