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attn: Caravan Riders et al.

Cast by Salme
Jun 22, 2026

What is your opinion on Jorule, and if you love him, is it due to his overwhelming charisma or other (baffling) factors.

This is for science. Thank you.

(Natives can also reply with Jorulopinions as well, but I wanted as broad a sample size as possible).

Jun 22, 2026

Personally, I think he’s swell.

Jun 22, 2026

Talks too much for someone that’s not nearly as funny as they think they are.

Jun 22, 2026

cute hair, too clever for his own good, regrettably straight as a board

Jun 22, 2026

He is quickly rising to the number one spot on the Services most wanted list. The man is a criminal and has directly intervened in the fated course for various worlds. Observational data suggest he has both poked around in the Sea of Sparks and is reckless enough to step into Winter without any protection nearly suffocating himself out of existence. Caution is advised.

Jun 22, 2026

i DID invite you to that party Vlad it’s not my fault you sent that KP scrapper robot instead…

Jun 22, 2026

Jorule, I didn’t know you were a wanted man.

Jun 22, 2026

tbf if we’re talking from the perspective of the Services, most of us probably are on their “approach with caution and with weapons drawn” list

Jun 22, 2026

He masterfully exhibits several of the Academic virtues and has been an invaluable collaborator on a project I could not have hoped to complete on my own!

Jun 22, 2026

Okay Caion thank you for skewing the mean here.

Jun 22, 2026

Otherworldly Minstrel chiming in here! Actually, do people even know what Minstrels are anymore??? Seeing a live spirit is a rarity now and there’s even weirdos going around selling their powers in gemstones! Crazy, right? Back in the old days we used to have to… Oh right I should be talking about Jorule, huh? Does this place have a post limit? I def feel like I’m going to hit that. Guess we’ll find out! I just kinda ramble a lot so you’re getting wall o’ texted.

Jorule definitely takes on the leader mantle most of the time so your comment about charisma? Spot on. He’s SUPER mission focused a lot of the time, too. But then he can just randomly decide to spend an entire day helping you build a giant aeolian harp to place in a windy doorstep to flip the middle finger to a Sage or do a lot of questionable or mundane things just because a spirit asked me to for a contract! He was a leader through and through.

Like, sure? He had that whole villian arc thing where he went back to being SETH and was the final boss and everything. Like, DARK KING? Really?????? But he had a LOT going on, okay? It’s been kinda rough wandering around from world to world trying to find our old friends. We at least know Pietto is okay (Well, I hope he’s okay we kinda unburied him and he was stuck below the sand in a beach for gosh knows how long… but he went back to his journey!) and we know Flip is SOMEWHERE.

But we didn’t know most of them were okay for years. We’ve kinda been picking up the scraps after our home world fell apart. When stories taper off or end Winter is pretty unforgiving and stressing out about your friends and knowing where you grew up is gone… kinda sucks?

Where was I going with this? Right! We had a lot going on because of that and everyone was in a slump for a while, he just took it harder than anyone since we still haven’t found her hence him going back to that whole ANGEL OF DARKNESS thing. But Hane? They were SUPER close, esp after that whole night they got lost in the forest and spent the night in Baron Malfachante’s spooky manor in Shade District. So I totally get why he crashed out for a bit there. But we’re gonna keep looking! We’ve found traces of the others, so I’m sure you’ll be able to get your happy ending eventually Jorule! She’s out there and we’re gonna find her.

So yeah tldr; if people post saying he did some bad things they’re probably true…? But he’s still a good guy and hasn’t done anything bad RECENTLY. Well besides that one thing but I’m not allowed to talk about that since it was def illegal.

PS. He’s also kind of a bully sometimes so I wouldn’t be surprised if he got someone to take away my ability to post after this. And if you see any weird posts under my username its DEF not me. Hope this helped!

Jun 22, 2026

You’re Evelyn, right? He told me about you. About the aeolian harp. That sounds amazing. You sound amazing.

I’m not sure if you’ll see this but. Thank you. I mostly started this strand as a joke because the best way to deal with a bully is to bully them back but. I do think Jorule is a good man, one of the best I’ve ever met. He’s been taking on an advisory role more than that of a leader, but I rely heavily on his expertise and his advice.

I hope you find your friends. I’m just a native on a world that probably would make fuckall sense to you, but anything I can do to help any of you with that I will.

Jun 22, 2026

(Not, to clarify, that I am any kind of leader. I’m just a storyteller with too much time on my hands. But Jorule’s still … yeah.)

Jun 22, 2026
↩ The Minstrel #1788And if you see any weird posts under my username its DEF not me.

Hey, I never posted anything weird and did an amazing job LARPing as you when I was using it.

Jun 22, 2026

Kinda funny seeing how you remember stuff off hand, even some of it’s not entirely right.

(Flip found a way back to Oberon after that whole thing with the magical library and the Apocrypha by the way? Could of sworn I mentioned that but it’s been a while.

Jun 22, 2026

He’s not a bad dude, he is however kind of an idiot (affectionate, exasperated). I can’t talk too much trash though. At least he is out there moving the stories along one way or another. Just don’t let him bully you (unless you’re into it, I don’t judge) and be ready to pull his dumb ass out of the fires he deliberately walks into.

Jun 23, 2026
↩ ChoreomanicSage #1800be ready to pull his dumb ass out of the fires he deliberately walks into.

I feel like this is a recurring pattern in these responses and the amount of time I’ve gotten chastised by Mr. Angel of Truth for being reckless is starting to feel a bit hypocritcal.

Jun 23, 2026

i do stupid shit with someone nearby to help, you do stupid shit by yourself without warning. also it’s called passing down knowledge so you don’t have to make the same mistakes!!

Jun 23, 2026

I warned you! The most recent time at least.

Jun 23, 2026

growth born of expert guidance at work

Jun 23, 2026
↩ Jorule #1759oh yeah while you're hear Vlad I just want you to know we finally found Bernard and you missed it, lmao
Jun 23, 2026

*here

Jun 23, 2026
↩ jam shed #1757cute hair, too clever for his own good, regrettably straight as a board

Jorule said you’ve got the vibes of an opium-den frenquenter. Does that check out with your self-understanding?

Jun 23, 2026
↩ Salme #1830Jorule said you've got the vibes of an opium-den frequenter. Does that check out with your self-understanding?

For a while, I was testing a theory that if I was shamelessly louche at him enough, it’d draw his attention, and I can only assume he’s just remembering me at my best. Tragically for me, it didn’t work, but at least I made a lasting impression?

Jun 23, 2026

also all the smoke and incense and very see through barely attached pieces of cloth you called clothing.

Jun 23, 2026

I called it clothing because it is clothing, Jorule. Stylish clothing.

Jun 23, 2026
↩ jam shed #1834For a while, I was testing a theory that if I was shamelessly louche at him enough, it'd draw his attention, and I can only assume he's just remembering me at my best. Tragically for me, it didn't wor

It’s okay. He gets a little Weird about open displays of sexuality and also like. Bodies. Maybe that’s a new thing here since he’s lacking in a body at the moment?

My sympathies. Maybe better luck with a different aspect of his Spark?

Jun 23, 2026

you being dense as a brick isn’t and me not wanting to occupy the body of a fiend-bird as part of a bit isn’t me being weird.

Jun 23, 2026

Hold up, occupying the body of a fiend-bird as part of a bit? This sounds like fun.

Jun 23, 2026

maybe for a couple hours but not as like, a long term thing for months on end.

Jun 23, 2026

The intent was for a couple hours! If you wanted to hang out with us without having to bodysnatch my boyfriend! I wasn’t expecting you to just. Live in it.

He’s very cute, jam shed. Two foot tall lavender raven. His name is Jory.

↩ Jorule #1846you being dense as a brick

What does my being dense have to do with the fact that you have conniptions whenever I do more than chastely kiss one of my boyfriends where you might be able to see?

Jun 23, 2026

I don’t, all I said was you were welcome to your privacy and I didn’t feel the need to read about whatever night time shit ya’ll get up to, which you said you were thankful for but apparently it’s bad i’m watching now

anyway we’re sure having a normal one down here on fight planet

Jun 23, 2026

You also made at least one comment about “weird kinky sex” do not try to rewrite history with someone who has a near-eidetic memory, asshole. (Yes I do appreciate the privacy but you don’t get to pretend you’ve never been judgmental about it).

We’re having a great time down here on fight planet.

Jun 23, 2026

yeah ‘cause The Prince is a Freak

Jun 28, 2026

nothing she doesn’t want

you could learn a thing or ten