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Elsewhere - Week of October 05, 2026

♪ Now playing: Downbelow · queued by Chaya, the Survivor

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Salme

just imagining him scowling thinking of his fated enemy’s beautiful voice

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Aurelius

ELEVEN

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Aurelius

do they use TWO sets of numbers here or was that you forgetting to be insane

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Salme

Casimir went to college and that’s where they teach you the Secret Numbers

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Aurelius

love the secret numbers

ꙮ Fuck

ꙮ that was me forgetting to be insane

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Salme

the glory gave us the edit button

ꙮ truly

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The Awoken Prince

get him salme

ꙮ such violence ;_;

ꙮ also sorry that took ten years lmao I had to CPU whirr a lot

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Salme

I thought you might. TY <3

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Aurelius

i remember watching that anime

ꙮ <salme> the Hwat

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Aurelius

mans all ‘what do you mean, where do the market goods come from? they’re from the market??’

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Salme

I fear that is an answer I am about to get

ꙮ great news

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Salme

I have no idea why this guy is like … #1 NPC who needs a fucking hug but like …

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Salme

man does this guy need a hug?

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Aurelius

idk, is a hug gunna help him fine the criminal mastermind on the top of interpol’s most wanted list?

ꙮ fhdsughiushwguhg

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Salme

who fucking knows it might

ꙮ guys it’s SO hard to remember to not use numbers T_T

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Aurelius

you did this to yourself

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Salme

^ ice is right

ꙮ it’s not MY fault Valaïs is cracked

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Aurelius

tru, it’s awa’s

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Salme

broke the moon

ꙮ thats RIGHT there’s SO many delicious plants that grow. full of delicious NECTAR

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Salme

she was mostly thinking of almachadta getting too tasty that the dodektroma can’t resist Delicious Treat and then Big Chomp So Sad but

ꙮ The Very Hungry Dodektroma

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Salme

uiwefsjas;d okay

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Salme

need that in Eric Carle’s style pls ty

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Salme

SOMEHOW WEIRDER THAN MU

ꙮ gahahahah

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Aurelius

whats weird about a psychopomp coming to ferry a soul to hell

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Salme

a whole fleet of psychopomps

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Salme

though I suppose you aren’t wrong

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Aurelius

the yan and only man

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Salme

yan man tan van

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Aurelius

o no

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Salme

I think that’s scene? she would ask what he means about the “only man” and what the houses are but I am too sleepy to keep going and I think that’s a nice stopping point

ꙮ thank you for scene!! <3

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Salme

thank YOU

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Salme

Salme can’t even be weird about corpses here because they don’t have them apparently

ꙮ hahahahahah no being weird about corpses for u

ꙮ [finger on nose]

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Aurelius

owned

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Salme

:(

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Salme

a loof of looves

ꙮ i have been hoping against hope that someone would ask a question that would prompt him to say “a loof of looves”

ꙮ and i am so inordinately pleased beyond measure that you have, now, done so

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Salme

*the fact that they were both trying to idiot through numbers was Fun

ꙮ lmao that Ruled

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The Awoken Prince

ok so

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The Awoken Prince

you should describe Salme looking for and finding Awoken in the barracks

ꙮ Hachiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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Salme

That can happen

ꙮ fuck yes

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The Awoken Prince

what IS salme wearing btw

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Salme

probably her hussy beast outfit still. awa is allowed to appear an outfit for her ex nihilo if he so desires. that seems like something he can/would do

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Salme

she hasn’t had time to change into her valaïs clothes yet

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Salme

slash I haven’t finished the watercolor

ꙮ Hot.

ꙮ Hot, x2 combo

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The Awoken Prince

out of curiosity did we write down anywhere the numbering system of valais

ꙮ i have it if you need it lol

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The Awoken Prince

plsthx

ꙮ yan, tan, tethir, methir, neave; yan’neave, tan’neave, tetha’neave, metha’neave, loof; yan’loof, tan’loof, teth’loof, meth’loof, spaul; yan’spaul, tan’spaul, tethi’spaul, methi’spaul, hale. and then somewhere, eventually, you have a loof of looves

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Salme

I was going to make a library entry eventually. I will do that soon.

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The Awoken Prince

don’t forget the days!

ꙮ brb wc

ꙮ back

ꙮ :3c!!!

ꙮ edit, the burly guard is a lady

ꙮ [Take Half] on your bewilderment check

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Salme

the mortifying ordeal of getting made as a tourist

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The Awoken Prince

gahahha

ꙮ oh my GOD Salme

ꙮ gvrfijdjhguoijehjgoiuejhiojhj

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The Awoken Prince

she’s so hot

ꙮ correct

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Salme

:D

ꙮ dying irl

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The Awoken Prince

SO HOT

ꙮ extremely hot and also brilliant physical comedy: the Salme Experience™

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Salme

lol I’m glad it reads as hot and funny and not Stupid

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The Awoken Prince

omg

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The Awoken Prince

it’s a got dang SoM dancing merchant

ꙮ :3c

ꙮ except Even Fucking Weirder lol

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Aurelius

THE

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Aurelius

oh yeah

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Aurelius

glad that wasn’t just me lol

ꙮ hahahha

ꙮ 🙧, btw

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The Awoken Prince

!!!!!!!

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Aurelius

prince o tha market

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The Awoken Prince

I’ve got friends on the other side~

ꙮ rotating something

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The Awoken Prince

no salme you can’t wear your work mask to a fancy ball

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Aurelius

rip

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Salme

TRULY the most low-effort

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Aurelius

impressive showing making awa seem Normal

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Salme

thank you

ꙮ god Valaïs is fun

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The Awoken Prince

I love this dude

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The Awoken Prince

can we have one for the ziggurat

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Salme

iojfdd;lkjfs

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The Awoken Prince

I meant to say my last line to Methi’spaul Awl, do they react

ꙮ Oh shit sorry

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The Awoken Prince

HMMMMMMMMMMM

ꙮ hmmmmmm?

ꙮ wat

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The Awoken Prince

there’s just

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The Awoken Prince

a lot to gnaw on regarding that reply and subsequent unsaid reply

ꙮ :3c

ꙮ I mean she fully thinks she knows who you are and what your deal is, she’s just hilariously incorrect,

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The Awoken Prince

turns out east blue slummin’ it red hair shanks is a son of the god emperors, who knew

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Salme

wait was that a recent OP reveal?

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The Awoken Prince

no but from various things I’ve glancingly read it’s a really strong theory

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The Awoken Prince

but I mean, glancing blows and all

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Salme

thanks, I hate it

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Aurelius

if you capture one hachi you have to keep it in an Enclosure (like one of those old school carnival fortune tellers), tho maybe it’s just a penny press

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The Awoken Prince

haha

ꙮ oh my fucking god lol

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Salme

tell me more about hachi enclosures

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Salme

just out of academic interest

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Aurelius

it’s not an enclosure for hachi it’s an enclosure for creepy vaguely humanoid animatronics, like a fortune teller or erratic merchant

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The Awoken Prince

hahaha

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Salme

god why can I not read

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Salme

that makes so much more sense

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Aurelius

too in character

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Salme

https://strangepaths.aludel.xyz/library/calendars-counting-on-valais teak check this; though you gave in your list just now tan’loof, but casimir is tana’loof

ꙮ LOOF OF LOOVES <3 and yeah that’s correct; there’s uhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhh call it Regional Variation in how the compounds are formed

ꙮ tan’loof and tana’loof are equivalently accurate

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Salme

table formatting is Weird :(

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Aurelius

their YANST visit

ꙮ fixed, thank you icecylee :3

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Salme

ice I love that you’ve become such a stickler for This Bullshit

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Aurelius

teak made this bed they get to sleep in it

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The Awoken Prince

teak made this enclosure they get to roll around in it

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The Awoken Prince

salme is so good at this

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Salme

she was just honest since the poor woman seemed about to have a heart attack

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Salme

hachi this is your scene (though it is getting late) I don’t want to dominate it

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The Awoken Prince

I mean you took over when I wanted you to lol

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The Awoken Prince

and yeah tis getting late

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Salme

do you work tomorrow?

ꙮ is that scene? that could be scene

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The Awoken Prince

scene

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Salme

scene!

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The Awoken Prince

I do not but I am very le tired

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Salme

at least you don’t work tomorrow!

ꙮ thank you both for scene!! that was Delightful

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The Awoken Prince

thank YOU teak wood!!

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Salme

thank youuuu

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The Awoken Prince

who IS AWOKEN

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The Awoken Prince

what is HAPPENING

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The Awoken Prince

GIFTS FROM THE BEYOND

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Salme

I don’t FUCKING KNOW

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The Awoken Prince

PROVOLONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Salme

everyone seems to know you?

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Salme

at least in the downbelow?

ꙮ (the other High Houses are Shagreen, Ebony, Spelter, and Pinchbeck)

ꙮ ???? nobody knew the Awoken in the Downbelow

ꙮ well the Merchant might have

ꙮ it’s a mystery

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Salme

the merchant

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Salme

and possibly the shadow

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The Awoken Prince

not the first merchant

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Salme

the Merchant, capital M

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Aurelius

the Merchant

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Salme

salme wanted to shake them and force-methexis them but alas. she cannot do the latter and the first would be rude

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The Awoken Prince

unsaid but awoken’s going to go “yeah that was pretty tough, staying undercover like that. oh well! if anyone gives us shit at the ball we can just go nuts”

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Aurelius

cheese and spice but no bread or crackers tho smh

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The Awoken Prince

ice keeping the important things in focus

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Salme

they were so bad at undercover

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Salme

and we’ll put the cheese and the spice on rice instead

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Salme

ez

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Aurelius

there weren’t no rice either!!!

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Aurelius

these bitches aint got rice its pasta all the way down

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Salme

we have rice

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Salme

really we do need to drag aurelius around just to carry the bags from all the shopping.

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The Awoken Prince

god it would be

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The Awoken Prince

really obvious to do space science wouldn’t it

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Aurelius

who the fuck thinks aurelius is wakling around with rice

ꙮ put a 20 pound asian market bag of rice in the pocket dimension

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Salme

those were two separate thoughts but I think teak should give you a techne where you can just provide fresh bowls of rice on demand

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Salme

I mean space science should happen at some point.

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Aurelius

no rice, only dumpling

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Salme

maybe once we get a better look at the violet light

ꙮ space science :3

ꙮ god Valaïs’ weirdness is so fun to narrate, lol

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Salme

wait until you have to count past 20

ꙮ it’ll never happen, it’s fine

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Salme

loof of looves

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Aurelius

: “how many people in the ball hall” “approximately fuck you”

ꙮ yeah that one i was prepared for, Casimir’s a fucking nerd

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The Awoken Prince

: “four twenties! :D”

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The Awoken Prince

turns out we were in france after all

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Salme

: “Methir Hales” hate that

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Salme

I like “cares about counting past 100” == “fucking nerd”

ꙮ no he’s a fucking nerd because he was able to on the fly figure out how to express something in base ten lol

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Salme

that’s why they pay him the big bucks

ꙮ although it’s not THAT hard to get to base 10 from mixed-base 5/20

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Aurelius

yeah 5~10’s a pretty easy transition to catch, that’s why I got it immediately lol

ꙮ you got it because you’re cool and smart and good (and a fucking nerd)

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Salme

actually you got it immediately because you’re smart

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Aurelius

unlike those base 12 psychos

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Salme

ajoiefjaiopsefjpowe I do love your grudge there

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Aurelius

thats why mu is in a constant state of suffering, the original sin of thinking 13 was the wrap around number

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Salme

wait weren’t they counting by 20s?

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Aurelius

no??

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Salme

I forgot how the finger thing worked

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Aurelius

i still dont understand how the finger thing worked

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Salme

they were counting to … 12 on one hand tho right? 12 or 20

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Aurelius

12 yeah

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Aurelius

with the thumb - OH i just got it

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The Awoken Prince

awoken just used three cueing to get by w/r/t numbers in Mu

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Salme

well I’m glad someone understand the finger thing

ꙮ you can count to 12 or 16 or 31 on one hand, not 20

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Salme

I feel like The Awoken gets by on three cueing a lot.

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Salme

in like a hot way?

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Aurelius

16???????????????????????????

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Aurelius

31????

ꙮ (the numpad in the locked room was 20 digits tho :3c)

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Aurelius

throws teak back into the ocean, this one’s clearly not safe to fish up

ꙮ 31 is just using your fingers for binary

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Salme

unfortunately for you, they are well and truly fished considering your decades-long friendship

ꙮ 16 is like 12 except you count tips and knuckles, not phalanges

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Aurelius

im not metal enough to count in binary

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Aurelius

<Teak> “The Tip Counts”

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Salme

I don’t understand the 12 thing. Do you not count the thumb?

ꙮ counting in binary is fun because you can encode “flipping someone both birds” as 132

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Aurelius

no, you count with the thumb

ꙮ you count with your thumb, tapping your thumb against each phalanx

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Aurelius

so 3 per finger

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Salme

ohhh. my short fat little thumb struggles to reach my pinky so that never occurred to me

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Aurelius

this is of course deranges but lizards didn’t always have opposable thumbs so I guess they don’t realize it’s weird to not count the thumb

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Salme

Mu where everything is the same but the Kin don’t have thumbs

ꙮ i have freakishly long fingers lol

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Salme

I have short fingers even for someone of my height. it’s rough.

ꙮ also I figured out how to count to 159,999 in Valaïs get fucked

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Salme

how?

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Salme

: do they have numerals?

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The Awoken Prince

tana’loof also the smartest man in valais

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The Awoken Prince

for being able to count that high

ꙮ figured out the words for vig 100 and vig 1000 respectively, which lets me count to vig JJJJ, which is decimal 159,999

ꙮ anyways enjoy yr provolone cheese

ꙮ thank you for giving me everything I needed to set THAT up without me having to ask for it <3

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Salme

hachi is brilliant in that way

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight

oh that was a cool scene you guys had

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight

Sad Qarina wasn’t here to look in the merchant’s gem though

ꙮ Merchants are fun :3

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The Wolf-Priest

I’m here. I apologize in advance because I am very flattened by my covid booster, so wolf’s probably going to be less active than usual

ꙮ hugs!

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The Awoken Prince

omake page: awoken showing up to the ball in his fancy mask and a t-shirt that says “BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN”

ꙮ oh god.

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Yazhn Dyu, the Acolyte

I’m here!

ꙮ using the washroom quickly before we begin

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The Awoken Prince

utilizing the water closet

♪ Now playing: Sanctuary · queued by The Dragon

ꙮ performing certain rituals that must be observed

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight

I know you mean Vigesimal, teak, but I just see Viginiere

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The Awoken Prince

i was saying vigesimal

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The Awoken Prince

nope that’s not the ascii code to make text smaller

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight

Teak was just saying vig

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight

and my brain refuses to interpret that as anything other than “Blood on the Clocktower” shorthand or cryptography shorthand

ꙮ lolf

♪ Now playing: His Tenebrous Reach · queued by The Awoken Prince

ꙮ giving Kuz and Catherine a minute to show up but will set up the session and let people file in

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Archie

I’m here! Just prewriting an outfit description

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The Awoken Prince

should we begin in our ball garb

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Salme

present

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight

starting every session the same way I always do. Copypasting my character’s name into my buffer because Teak gave me a language with diacritical marks.

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The Awoken Prince

hahaha

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight

This has almost turned into very bad posts when I accidentally copy other things

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight

SEVERAL TIMES

ꙮ lmao

♪ Now playing: Stranger · queued by Salme

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The Awoken Prince

oh shiiiiiiit

ꙮ salme getting us hyped

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight

Salme really ready for the jazz to make way for the drop on the dance floor

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Aurelius

10+ minutes waiting for these people to find their credit card, somehow uwagh

ꙮ dear god and I thought I was a fumblepaws with my wallet

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight

Anyone using the tablet?

ꙮ oh my God, Hachi

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Aurelius

at the 15 minute mark they seem to have given up and are taking off, ok

ꙮ you always get the most interesting people at 4 PM lol

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Aurelius

yeah

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The Wolf-Priest

How dramatic does Wolf have permission to be? >.>

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight

uhhh yes?

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Archie

I say go for it

ꙮ [looks at you over their glasses] face whichever direction your heart thinks will make me make gay noises, and believe

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Metha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

pound those paws on the keyboard, sir

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight

isn’t that the fun part of the outfit bits?

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Yazhn Dyu, the Acolyte

As much as he wants to be!

ꙮ i will end up saying i want to see you wearing it IRL, though

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Archie

In which everyone understood the assignment

ꙮ oh my god fuck yes @ all of you

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

I’m … still writing lmfao sorry

ꙮ ???? you’re fine lol

ꙮ so’s half the cast, so am I

ꙮ i love. all of you

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Yazhn Dyu, the Acolyte

Am I the only one who didn’t go with black for my outfit? >.>

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Archie

You’ll see

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight

lol did we haze the new kid?

ꙮ Casimir’s got your back

ꙮ also Aury’s more red with black highlights than black

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Aurelius

Awoken’s more blue than black, mine’s more red than black

ꙮ ye

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The Wolf-Priest

Also, standing out is the point!

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Yazhn Dyu, the Acolyte

That’s fair

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Archie

Fiend! Fashion!

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Metha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

fiend fashion

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Metha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

next level

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Archie

That’s sick as hell

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

I have a painting and it’s almost done but lmao

ꙮ godddddddddd

ꙮ i have been trying to Be Normal about salme’s fiend fashion for so long rofl

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight

The typo of wear is intentional

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Archie

Posted a reference pic on the Discord for Archie’s fit, Jeremy Scott for Moschino pre-fall 2022

ꙮ OH MY GOD i love everyone, ZERO regrets building an entire set piece around getting you all to describe effortpost outfits

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The Wolf-Priest

Well then. -eyebrows go up-

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

I love archie bucking the gof Aesthetic

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Archie

The Downbelow scene was so vibrant and colorful!

ꙮ DYU fhurehguorehgouihrg

  • Yazhn Dyu, the Acolyte has gained 1 Arete, and now has 1.
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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight

Somewhere, Qarina is laughing, and knows exactly why

ꙮ you get your first arete because of the arete laugh rule, congrats

ꙮ also because i was thinking it too

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Yazhn Dyu, the Acolyte

-grins- I do what I can!

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The Wolf-Priest

I posted a reference for Wolf’s mask in Discord

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Archie

Oh that’s deeply rad

ꙮ Netcheck?

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Yan Lion Aurelius

yes

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Metha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

hai

ꙮ cool

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight

thx

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Archie

o/

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The Wolf-Priest

Remind me what the Valais number for 29 is?

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight

hale metha’neave?

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Metha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

Hale Tetha’neave

ꙮ Hale Metha’neave

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Metha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

wa shock

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The Wolf-Priest

…the calendricals don’t go up that high, do they?

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The Wolf-Priest

Name-wise

ꙮ they do not

ꙮ calendricals are in a cycle of 20

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The Wolf-Priest

…how did everyone else decide what theirs were?

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Yazhn Dyu, the Acolyte

Yeah, I have no idea what I should do for mine. >.>

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight

roll a d20!

ꙮ questions i was definitely going to ask at some point lmao i’m very curious

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Metha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

eight (easy choice), stillness-and-song (b/c there is no empty space, also awoken is the center of the universe (he thinks))

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Yan Lion Aurelius

pick a random number and then pick your star is an easy way to do it

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Archie

Tbh I didn’t have time to review, what would the Lantern-and-Eye correspond to? And number-wise let’s pick 7

ꙮ Metha’neave is 9, btw, Tetha’neave is 8

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Yan Lion Aurelius

Tan’neave Lamp

ꙮ Lamp, yeah

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Yazhn Dyu, the Acolyte

Where do I find the list of stars?

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Yan Lion Aurelius

https://strangepaths.aludel.xyz/library/calendars-counting-on-valais

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

apparently 8 and 9 are switched on there

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

ask me how I know

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Yan Lion Aurelius

dyu’s technically watched by the key-and-gate but you can pick w/e really

ꙮ I probably said them in the wrong order at some point

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

you did this to yourself

ꙮ when in doubt blame Teakwood

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

lol I was copying what you typed out sorry I can fix them

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Yazhn Dyu, the Acolyte

I didn’t know that, but was thinking key-and-gate, so that works. For number…I’ll go 1, becuase it’s my position in rugby. LOL

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

(and I just picked what sounded good)

ꙮ I already edited it immediately as soon as I saw it lol

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

yeah I didn’t pick mask

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

salme snake. snekme

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Yan Awl, Dyu

Okay, got it changed!

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Same!

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

snekme

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Thanks for the help <3

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

sorry for writing things down wrong

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

thank YOU for writing things down

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

unlike those brutes on the beast

ꙮ you didn’t? I? Gave you the wrong information

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

I was gonna say something as if it were a meme but then I realized it’s not a meme it’s just a random thing from my own odd and specific childhood lol

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

I maybe wrote it down wrong

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

gnawing on you

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

that’s how things become memes, then we screenshot it and repost it for social media likes

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Shoutout to the computer game version of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight

Yesssss

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

I do like hachi leading the charge on us all choosing calendricals

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Casimir! Is! Cute!

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

he’s extremely cute

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Cross-planar vocabulary lessons: we taught Casimir to say a hundred and Caion to say fuck. Really brings a tear to your eye

ꙮ jfhuodhgouiefhgoih

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Yan Awl, Dyu

LOL

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight

The best part is, teaching Caion to say fuck was probably more useful overall

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

You overestimate my brain capacity for novel numbering systems

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Yan Lion Aurelius

haha

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

idk Casimir being able to count past 20 has been fairly useful so far

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

: “count past 20” @ French

ꙮ god okay i think I actually have my brain in gear now holy shit

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight

Luĉja’s brain is always in gear

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

rimshot

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Yan Lion Aurelius

Hmm… so there’s Too Many Nobles to fit on the increasingly smaller plates, so some of them just build obnoxiously tall towers instead?

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

Build Up Stupid

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

god. the housing politics must suck here

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Yan Lion Aurelius

mfw they built the world’s largest bug zapper

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight

lol

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

lol

ꙮ lmao

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Methir Drum, The Wolf-Priest

brb bio

ꙮ aurelius IMMEDIATELY like, ah yes enemies drop gold when they die, that makes sense

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Yan Lion Aurelius

sure does

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

I mean, yeah!

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Yan Lion Aurelius

ty for correcting that hachi <3

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

the hachi writing process is always “slam out 80% of a good sentence, then edit to 100% as I realize ‘oh i left out xyz’ “

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Yan Lion Aurelius

haha

ꙮ peeing brb, have fun milling about

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

I feel like I’ve been to this party

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Methir Drum, The Wolf-Priest

back

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

pls let the shadow make a phantom-of-the-opera style entry with the pipe organ

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

welcome back!

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Shoutout to the time I went somewhere that had deviled quail eggs and tiny micro-tacos mounted carefully on purpose-carved lime wedges

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

(did finally post my watercolor of Salme’s outfit to the sanct server if people are curious)

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

GO LOOK

  • Tan’neave Snake Salme has gained 1 Arete, and now has 5.

ꙮ it’s REAL HOT

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

That fucks SEVERELY

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

:D ty

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

there’s champagne flutes y/n

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Yan Lion Aurelius

obv

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

I read foods but assumed champagne

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

it would be a social faux pas if it wasn’t being served and I just had one… (or an ostentatious display of brazenry)

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

If there’s caviar it feels like there should be champagne

ꙮ there’s definitely champagne flutes yeah

ꙮ also lmao Hachi I love you

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

also I’m not gonna fault myself for misspelling hors d’oeuvres

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

accursed language

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Yan Awl, Dyu

French Isn’t Real.

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

My advisor calls it “just bad latin”

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

hahahah

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Teak pls delete my shitpost that went to the wrong room :(

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

git gud

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

hahahha

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

(French, not Archie)

ꙮ Ne t’inquiète pas, tout va bien, le français ne vrai pas real

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

I will speak pig latin so help me altana

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Yan Lion Aurelius

you’re telling me this pig speaks latin????

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Pauvre teakwood, assez petit dans la face d’une vrai langue

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Yan Awl, Dyu

I mean, I said that, also knowing I, on purpose, learned the French lyrics to Une vie a t’aimer from Exp33. LOL

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Turns out, that fight was a “drop the controller spoilers moment”

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Yan Awl, Dyu

It wasn’t for me, because I don’t speak French!!

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Belgian French is superior because they invented septante, huitante, and nonante

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

I do love those numbers

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

@Fen - Skill issue?

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

:P

ꙮ sung French is fucking peak unfortunately, I’m mad about it

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

GET REKT

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

They’re Good Vowels, Bront

ꙮ also Exp33 was a fun way to discover I actually CAN spot listen to enough French that song lyrics hit me like a fucking brick and I needed a minute, it happened SEVERAL times lol

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Yan Awl, Dyu

@Reibello - False.

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Yan Awl, Dyu

I never said I was -good- at singing the French lyrics, but I try to! :D

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

Too Many Vowels

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Nothing but vowels

ꙮ at least French is honest about how many vowels it has unlike Fucking English

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

Why us many vowl when few work bettr

ꙮ which only has that many vowels because of French to begin with

ꙮ not to say French orthography isn’t fucking insane but it’s not nearly as bad as English lol

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

La langue francaise c’est une maniere de gagner au Scrabble, c’est tout

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

E…A…U…X!

ꙮ could be Welsh

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Yan Awl, Dyu

I mean, it’s also like learning “Song of the Ancients” from Neir in the made up langue from the game.

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Song of the Ancients might be easier lmao

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

all languages are made up exploding brain

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

All I know about Welsh is that double L is a sound where you put the tip of your tongue to the roof of your mouth like you’re about to make the English sound L but then you leave it there and blow air past it

ꙮ voiceless alveolar lateral fricative my beloved

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

It rules

ꙮ not my favourite consonant but easy top 5

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

sorry not sorry but in my mind the song playing is the Tales From the Crypt theme

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

phantom of the opera.mp3

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Yan Awl, Dyu

BWAHAHAHAHA, I used to watch that show all the time growing up.

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

ahahahah that reminds me I have to upload that mashup I sent you a few months ago

ꙮ several cutscenes are about to play in sequence

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Yan Awl, Dyu

Awwwwwshit

♪ Now playing: O Valaïs! · queued by Tana’loof Drum Casimir, the Guard-Captain

  • You hear — and your Star hears — a song, echoing from the stillness: O Valaïs!
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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

oh hell yes

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

… wow andrew lloyd webber IS that you?

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

jesus lol

ꙮ Kunze and Levay, this is Legitimately A Remix lol

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

I still need to watch that

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Banger alert

ꙮ will give a beat to react to all of that before continuing,

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

dare somone to slow clap the shadow

ꙮ lmao

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

…dare? :3c

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

I mean, if anyone were to do it…it’d be you

ꙮ describing choreography is hard btw, especially extremely unhinged choreography

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Yan Lion Aurelius

ye

ꙮ JHdfurjdhgfouhgiorjhoigjiprgj AURELIUS

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Amazing

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Aurelius lmao

  • Yan Lion Aurelius has gained 1 Arete, and now has 9.

ꙮ you get a laugh rule arete for that too lmao

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

legit

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Rap, tap, tap…

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

this guy so so dramatic it’s sending me

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Hey there, kiddo

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Yan Lion Aurelius

appreciate the commitment to alliteration

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Truly

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

100%

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Methir Drum, The Wolf-Priest

(for the record, Padfoot very much appreciates the alliteration.)

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Wait are we doing a Rite this session?

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Yes

ꙮ Yes, I do not have good intradiegetic reason for Archie not to participate this time if you need to not do so, I’m sorry

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Yeah I’m on my way to my family’s place to help them for the night and will therefore be obliged to be on my phone so I’m out, sorry

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

I mean I guess I could try just to try but I don’t think it’ll work well

ꙮ aight that makes the question of which lane has three people in it not a question I have to actually answer, feel free to like, handwave participation ICly and I won’t think about it very hard

ꙮ just pretend Archie’s fitan’

ꙮ give me one second

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Archie can maybe hold off any potential reinforcements from among the possessed patrons in a separate, off-screen Rite

ꙮ there are rules for advising in a Rite but I don’t know them off the top of my head so I don’t expect anyone else to but if Ice wants to remind you of what they are we can let you give people buffs lol

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

That would also work!

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Yan Awl, Dyu

I’ve not done a Rite before, so I might need some help once we start. >.>

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Check your discord dms, fen

ꙮ oh for God’s sake one second

ꙮ technical difficulties

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Yan Lion Aurelius

oh there’s like, a handful of lil helpful actions you can do lemme pull it up

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

https://storagebin.wikidot.com/snct:dragon#toc6 I have it

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

unless it’s a different doc

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Yan Lion Aurelius

They’re at the very bottom of the page.

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

yeah that link is anchored to it. you posted it in ensnared 5ever ago

ꙮ Sorry I need to literally do a code push to fix something, I’m so sorry, this is stupid, give me a minute

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

o7

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

o7

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Found it! Fen, would it help if I got on Discord with you? You can screenshare the Rite and I can help you just with mechanics and UI stuff. Happy to be a Rite advisor IRL too

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

> purple hyacinth

ꙮ :3c

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Yan Awl, Dyu

Teo is giving me a rundown of the UI. :D

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Excellent!

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

wonder what other flowers NNN will have up his sleeve

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

it’s too early for NNN

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

I wonder what alliterative taunts he’ll have

ꙮ Okay sorry about that, the redeploy blew away the Rite anyways lol

ꙮ so you’ll have to set up again

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Yan Lion Aurelius

RIP but that’s mostly just me clicking while i wait on my late turn anyway lol

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Yan Lion Aurelius

huh that’s weird i don’t actually get more usable space when I full screen, it places stuff up from where i’m aiming


not important right now tho
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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Let me take a quick sec to finish looking over tactician strategems

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

lmao I thought I took scorpion and the frog out of this deck!!

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Yan Lion Aurelius

and yeah if you tactician it’s basically just, pick one of the three sets of three, and then you can use any 2 of those three options Whenever

ꙮ did someone play a weird card to the field or something

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

I see the broken link but not as far as I can tell

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

I did not at least

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Methir Drum, The Wolf-Priest

I don’t see anything weird

ꙮ why is EVERYTHING awful today

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Yan Lion Aurelius

It appeared pretty early? not sure why

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

there’s something in the upper left that’s a broken link yeah

ꙮ well it’;s not actually making it impossible for me to click on those so i think i can deal lol

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

I get two alethics on hover?

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Yan Awl, Dyu

I might have accidentally tried playing a card on teh previous iteration of the rite, figuring out the UI. >.>

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

yeah. I tried to add it to my hand to get it off the field but it just like … fudged things

ꙮ yeah I have NO idea how the shit that happened or what’s going on there but I’m already neck deep in tinny screaming so I’m just gonna roll with it

ꙮ SO the way this works is that the Manifestations are the actual targets

ꙮ they’re not combatants, I don’t get to play their Snipes, tragically

ꙮ man these opening hands are dogshit they don’t have ANY of the cool cards in them

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

lawl

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Ice - lemme know which flavor of support card you’d like

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

I’m gonna take Heart Aspect so I guess technically I could legally Mulligan them lol

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Yan Lion Aurelius

hmm

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

if I snipe, do I choose from the manifestation or the shadow

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Can I go first in round order?

ꙮ anything card related targets the Shadow’s hands

ꙮ the Manifestations’ hands aren’t real and cannot hurt you

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Pffft

ꙮ uhhhh when DO advisors go

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

X

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Yan Lion Aurelius

tacticians can happen Whenever You Want, they don’t care about turn order

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

wait so we snipe the shadows hands, not the manifestations?

ꙮ yes

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Oh! I assumed you had to pick a spot and stick with it, that makes sense. It’s two effects at any time during a round, each round, right?

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

all these unique cards fuck

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Yan Lion Aurelius

naw, two effects over the course of the entire rite, but whenever you think they’d be most useful

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Yan Lion Aurelius

they’re mild bonuses instead of big torqs

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Ohhh, gotcha

ꙮ anyways I cheated and re-drew hands on the Shadow until I was happy lol dealwithitdog.jpg

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Yan Lion Aurelius

Command+ is quick that’s very silly what was I smoking

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Yan Lion Aurelius

probably Brillance and Command and then see if you got anything better than turning ivory blood on probably???

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

: “it’s the same action economy it’ll be fiiiiiiiiiiine”

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

uhh [Dark Prophecy!] seems like a prime snipe

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

yeah teo’s got it <3

ꙮ well snup, yes

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Luĉja didn’t have their sword or shield handy, so it’s support deck this time to see how it does

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Yeahhh Dark Prophecy does very silly things

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

I’m looking forward to seeing how they might use Defuse

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Yan Lion Aurelius

when u click nothing up my sleeve it just says ‘nice try, kiddo’ lol

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

That’s standard for cards we haven’t viewed yet.

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

Teak if I want to target The Shadow for libra, who do I actually target? Or can we not interact with the manifestations at all?

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

But I’m sure once it happens you’ll go Now You See It

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

sorry I’m a dumbfuck and struggling to understand

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Yan Awl, Dyu

Figuring out which card too snipe, apologies for delay

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

You’re not a dumbfuck, I’ll fight you if you talk about my friend like that

ꙮ Salme: it’s all the same thing, there’s One Dude On The Field, I just had to represent it weirdly

ꙮ also what Teo said

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Quick? is very funny

ꙮ so if you use Libra you just… target the pretentious theatre kid with it, it’ll be fine

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

NNN is Emet-Selch confirmed?

ꙮ like most of the actual targeting is stuff only I have to worry about, I just wanted to convey that the Shadow decks are the ones that are real and I’ll be playing from

ꙮ he’s. listen. listen–

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

<3

ꙮ which makes Wolf’s mask choice even funnier

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Methir Drum, The Wolf-Priest

-snorts-

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Also it occurs to me that deep in a Valaïs dormitory there might be a very confused, but hopefully not too hungry, Very Normal Salamander

ꙮ <Wolf> fuck this overdramatic sonofa

ꙮ <also Wolf> [wears All This]

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

hhaahah

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

game recognizes game

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Yan Lion Aurelius

also now that we’ve stabolized a bit allow me to lol at nicodemius teakWOOD.

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Methir Drum, The Wolf-Priest

liiiisten. >.>

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

is that a reference?

ꙮ hilariously,

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Yan Lion Aurelius

Accidentally I think

ꙮ i named him that and then AS I WAS FALLING ASLEEP that night went

ꙮ ”oh Ice will lol extra hard at that”

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Yan Lion Aurelius

hahaha

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Ice - you want a double play off rip, or save it?

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Yan Lion Aurelius

That was the name of the Primary Antagonist of the ZG. (Long running adventure path for D&D aleith ran for like two years, which was in a setting REMARKABLY similar to valais)

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

nice

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

oooh ok

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Nought Nemo Nicodemus

ugh shining nova shoul dhave Reach ;_;

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

get rekt

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Yan Lion Aurelius

off rip?

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

like right away

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Yan Lion Aurelius

aah

yeah might as well, no compelling reason to hold it I don’t think

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

word

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

I also ahve global damage buff, so if anyone wants the explosions button pushed, lemme know

ꙮ anyways people who are not in the leftmost lane (mostly Fen): think about what card you’re going to want to play while the lane in front of you is resolving

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

on it boss

ꙮ OH

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Yan Awl, Dyu

Got it!

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

If anyone has a full but bad hand shout out because I can make you mulligan, I’d prefer to save my abilities for defends but this is a good aggressive use of an ability too

♪ Now playing: The Rite ~ What the Darkness Offered Me · queued by Nought Nemo Nicodemus

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

aww yeah

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

yesssssss

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

big sweatin’

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

ha ha ha

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

I love this one

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Yan Lion Aurelius

as is his tradition

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

yeah same exact wording

ꙮ oops did not actually mean to loop that

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Yan Lion Aurelius

and yeah love how the jazz hands mix also feels the most distinct of them all lol

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

oh noooooo we get to hear it again

ꙮ this is probably my single favourite Rite remix lol

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

This is so good

ꙮ this or the disc 2 Beast version

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

I wish I had the necessary skill to electroswingify this

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

It Real Good

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Yan Awl, Dyu

Awa, are you going, or shall I?

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

I’ll go, I had to alter my action due to accepting

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Yan Awl, Dyu

Gotcha!

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

lmao Awoken’s deck name

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

oh my god

ꙮ ’the name he once held’, as opposed to ‘any name he may have had’, not quite the same wording, btw :3c

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

oooh I didn’t catch that

ꙮ Fen, if you played a card to the table, I missed it dicking around with the UX, it’s really the text here that I need to keep track of what’s happened

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Yan Awl, Dyu

I haven’t, because I wasn’t sure if Hachi was done. xD HIs icon isn’t greyed on my screen

ꙮ if he played a card, he’s done

ꙮ also turns in a lane really happen simultaneously anyways

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Question - If I go last and my card says until end of round, is it just a dead card?

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Yan Lion Aurelius

yeah

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

RIP

ꙮ wtf card says that

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

pretty sure war cry does

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Counter, War Cry,

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Yan Lion Aurelius

there’s a few things that care about going early, that were worded for flexible turn order rather than a locked in one

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Nought Nemo Nicodemus

Fen, be sure to Discard brilliance after you play it (click on the card and hit the trash basket)

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Yan Lion Aurelius

(probably one of the things I’d change having seen how things are working now and esp with the bigger than expected party size with the power of hidesight, but at this point probably just don’t put ‘em in your deck if you plan to anchor lol)

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Yan Awl, Dyu

Thank you! Sorry!

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Yan Awl, Dyu

I still have a card to play. Brilliance is quick

ꙮ I mean we CAN always change shit

ꙮ fredhueghueroitgh fuck sorry

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Yan Awl, Dyu

It’s fine, I’m the one taking forever to figure my shit out. LOL

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Yan Lion Aurelius

we can change shit but idk how worth while a full ass overhaul would really be this far in lol

ꙮ meh as long as the card names and images can stay the same lmao

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

disc 2 rite adjustment

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

rerite

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

gahahahahh

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

CDRW

ꙮ sorry Teo what actually… happened there how did you play four cards

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Ice - do you have Rage or VF?

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Three of them were quick

ꙮ OH they fucking upgrade

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Briliance draw one, Tracer+, Command+, Who Dares

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

OH are tracer and command glorified?

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

use an exclamation point after the name but before the ] to show the glory version

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Yan Awl, Dyu

For the future, if I play a quick card, I’ll try to note it in OOC.

ꙮ please remember to exclamation mark your upgraded cards

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

[Command!]

ꙮ also for Quicks you can just play them in the same post like Teo just did

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

yeh

ꙮ but I might get confused and catch on fire if their base forms aren’t Quick lol

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Yan Awl, Dyu

Okay! This is gonna take me a few times to get the hang of.

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Yan Lion Aurelius

I don’t have either in hand, tragically

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

<3 all good and of course!

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

I don’t want them in your hand. I want to Omen Forgery them

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Yan Lion Aurelius

aaah yeah I got ‘em in deck

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

perf

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

you’ll never guess what I’m doing next turn

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Yan Awl, Dyu

I gotta bio real quick, brb.

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

triple [Everyone Dies Some Day]

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Yan Lion Aurelius

my void flare IS upgraded….

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Aw yay! Real happy to see a bunch of cards in Archie’s deck cropping up in this fight

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

I’m fuckin’ around in this fight idc, I’m about to add another dance partner

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Yan Lion Aurelius

damn i can’t believe awa isn’t taking this goofy encounter with some guy he may or may not know seriously

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Yan Awl, Dyu

I’m back

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Methir Drum, The Wolf-Priest

Me and Cat up next?

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

it’s partially because he may or may not know him yeah haha

ꙮ why the fuck… agh

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

I’m sorry, WHO DARES, take a turn?

ꙮ Something is wrong and it’s not letting me add defense to my pogs, I think I know why, lol, ugh, this fucking fight, I’m sorry

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

we trust you to run the numbers as they’d be

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Methir Drum, The Wolf-Priest

Don’t worry about it, it’ll work out

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

ye ^

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Methir Drum, The Wolf-Priest

Is that draw 2 to everyone?

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

shared growth affects me too, right?

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

yes

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

It’s fine, the [Who Dares] I played would have eaten that defense anyways <3

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

across lanes

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Shared Growth/Living Shadow go brrrr

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Yan Lion Aurelius

…dies living shadow proc on ALL five allies drawing during a single action

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

and ice … suddenly gets a lot of cards b/c living shadow

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Yan Lion Aurelius

i guess it does, that’s stupid as fuck lmao

ꙮ living shadow is silly

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

So everyone draws 2, except ice, who draws … a lot

ꙮ checks out

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

One of my favorite draw engines. Archie drew like 9 off it that one time, good memories

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

got dang rhystic study putting in the work

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Pleeease tell me your Rage is upgraded, ice?

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Yan Lion Aurelius

it is not

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Yan Lion Aurelius

i upgraded wind up instead, lol

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

aury only really gets angry at SQ

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

oiewafjdsposdjpo

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Anything left in your deck lolf?

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

(also I drew 3 b/c I missed that I got 1 EOT draw for my first quick in round 1 oops)

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

I can’t see because of your tokens

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Yan Lion Aurelius

Real Ultimate Power, Break, Normal Rage, The Final Seal Is Broken

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Yan Lion Aurelius

are the good options i haven’t drawn yet

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

want any doubles? Or are you good on options lol

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

: “are you good on options” aury holding nearly his entire deck

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

only nearly

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

(btw I draw 2 at the beginning of my turn, yw ice)

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Yan Lion Aurelius

Honestly I think I’m gunna wind up this turn then void flare next? but two free Final Seals wouldn’t hurt if we expect the fight to go that long

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Yan Awl, Dyu

Awa, I’ve got Omen Forgery, if you need it. ;)

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

you might actually be able to play that card since you’ll get through your entire deck

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Yan Lion Aurelius

that REALLY shouldn’t interact with passive draw lol

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

… extremely gay card

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

VERY gay

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

want to go first, dyu? I’ll let you lead this dance :3

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Yan Lion Aurelius

Honestly Teo,

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Yan Awl, Dyu

I can! Do you want/need omen forgery?

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Yan Lion Aurelius

I think the play might be me wind up and you condemnation

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

I wouldn’t mind it

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Oh God, i could reconjure tracer and tracer your void flare

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Yan Lion Aurelius

and then go from there

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

so yes

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Yan Awl, Dyu

You got it!

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

That’s what I’m leaning towards

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Yan Lion Aurelius

and you could do that in between too, lmao

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

How big can we make a void flare?

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Yan Lion Aurelius

chonkin

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

omg

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Yan Awl, Dyu

Nico in our lane hasn’t taken a turn yet this round, right?

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

He has

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

hachi I love you

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Yan Awl, Dyu

Crap, okay, can’t do somethign I just drew. Okay, then.

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

mmm yeah, Breath kinda suffers with static order, huh

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Hey Hachi - Awoken should have 1DEF from last round - Fen’s passives - I forgot to mention

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

ye~

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

that’s another +1 def now

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

that should do it until refreshes happen

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Yan Awl, Dyu

I clicked the wrong thing, so I’m one def over. xD

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Yan Lion Aurelius

oop early click

ꙮ whose Wild Swing is that?

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Yan Lion Aurelius

mine didn’t mean to deploy it yet

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

team right side accidentally clicked too fast

ꙮ clicked too fast so hard you adjusted turn order

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

So Ice

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

I know we said “Tracer the void flare”

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Do you want a tracer or BOTH VOID FLARES

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

reconjure doesn’t have reach fyi so it’s just beast bros

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

awww

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Yan Lion Aurelius

I think tracer + wind up -> Void Flare into Exposure would hit harder?

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Yeah it does

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Mathematically, it’s the move

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

unrelatedly I think [omen forgery] still keeps the original card in your deck for you to draw later but doing copying shenanigans is fraught so I’m just gonna play the cards as-is because why stress about it

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Yan Lion Aurelius

ye

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

lmao these attacks

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

teakwood how long have you been sitting on this

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

OH YOU’RE EXPOSING YOURSELF? DO MY JOB FOR ME YOU MADMAN

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

……………………………. phantom of the opera assed motherfucker

ꙮ a while

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Teak - did you hit me or Aury with that 8?

ꙮ basically ever since I promised Catherine a costume ball

ꙮ I hit Aury with it, did you have tank bullshit up?

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

No, just wanted to check

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Methir Drum, The Wolf-Priest

Would the card that got played on Wolf have expired by now?

ꙮ Nope, left-hand manifestation hasn’t gone yet

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Methir Drum, The Wolf-Priest

Oh, good.

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Wolf has done the most successful attack of the fight - staining Nicodemus’ clothing

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

fucking A+

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Methir Drum, The Wolf-Priest

lol

♪ Now playing: The Rite ~ What the Darkness Offered Me · queued by Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

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Yan Lion Aurelius

RIP

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

oh wait the right lane guy has exposure so he takes 12

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

u got me

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Yan Lion Aurelius

i’m not sure I even need the tracer at this point lol

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Yan Lion Aurelius

otoh Big Number

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

BIG NUMBER

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

big. number.

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

You don’t, but it’s gonna be BIG NUMBER

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

I know I’m planning on destroying most of the place with my attack

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

sry not sry teak

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Yan Awl, Dyu

Then I’ll let you go first. ;3

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

it’ll be next turn

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

go first I’m doing… complicated things lol

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Yan Awl, Dyu

Ahh, okay! I thought you were talking about this turn. xD

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

huh. returned my tracer to my hand and it evaporated.

ꙮ :E i thought I fixed that

ꙮ well, just call it out in text when you would have used it lol

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Spoilers, it’ll be this turn :D

♪ Now playing: O Valaïs! · queued by Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

ꙮ god I can’t get over how well this worked, lol

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Dude

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Fuck yeah

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

oh that’s gonna be great Hachi

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

holy SHIT

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Yan Awl, Dyu

-griiiiiiins-

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Oh I see that Fen. Hell yes.

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

(also note to self Awoken technically has two Void Flares in hand, one of which is Quick)

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

: “It’s not about mastering the combat rules, it’s about sending a message” - Us, most Rites

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

100%

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

255%

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Yan Lion Aurelius

haha

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

65535%

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

whatever the next number step up is

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

big

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

other A-name

ꙮ literally the actual active goal of the system so

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Yan Lion Aurelius

hmm

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Yan Lion Aurelius

does that mean the exposure is gone since he refreshed

ꙮ No

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Yan Lion Aurelius

OK

ꙮ the Nocturne refreshed

ꙮ the Mattachine’s still Exposed

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Yan Lion Aurelius

aah. just making sure before hitting enter lol

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

THAT WAS FUCKING BADASS YOU SEXY MOTHERFUCKER

ꙮ Holy fucking shit Ice

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Methir Drum, The Wolf-Priest

Jeeeezus Ice

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Yan Awl, Dyu

JESUS FUCK

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

ride ‘em gunblade

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

fucckkkadfjdsofkljs;d

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

pads, let me go first?

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Salme - lemme know if you want me to expose this dude

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Yan Lion Aurelius

now lucja can exposure for you two :D

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

expose him, I’m buffing pads

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

helllll yeah

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

well I’m buffing everyone

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

did you expose, teo?

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

my ui is being weird

ꙮ didja refrefreh

ꙮ barring that if you know what cards you had just say what they do and tbh we’re at “the party gets to be extremely cool and make big number”

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

put an expo into hand pls

ꙮ did you… both EDSD?

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Methir Drum, The Wolf-Priest

Teo, you and I did…the exact same thing. Should one of us switch?

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

oh lol

ꙮ Wolf if you have a big fuck you nuke you can use it lol

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Yan Lion Aurelius

hahah. Probably, though Lucja doesn’t have much in the way of attacks

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Methir Drum, The Wolf-Priest

You know what, sure.

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Methir Drum, The Wolf-Priest

Can I retcon and have EDSD back to discard for Wild, Pure?

ꙮ Yeah

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

oh sure

ꙮ this system really, really does scratch my theoretical itch for dual techs and combos

ꙮ REALLY consistently

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

my hand is so hysterically Oops! All Support right now it’s actively funny

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Okay, so I retcond back to expo

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

yeeeaeh punch that bastard real good

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

plus war cry so +2

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Yan Awl, Dyu

Awa, you can go first, and I’ll see what’s left!

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Yan Lion Aurelius

tfw you arrive in the land of the undead and everyone playin’ Everyone Dies Someday

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

60 seems to be the cap that a few of us have hit damage wise. I wonder if we can break it :D :D

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

infinite is technically more

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

if we had a bit of sequencing and right turns, probably

ꙮ furogerhighjergoi Ice

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Yan Awl, Dyu

Awww, man, I had something I was gonna do. Ah well.

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

wait was that 60?

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

tbhidk

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

each void flare was 10 (x 4) + 10 from real ultimate power, so 50 x 2 = 100 at least.

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

tracer only works for one attack

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Dang

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

How big is the big mirror, oh dragon mine?

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

oh oops. okay. So VF 1 (tracer gives +4, rage +2, war cry +2 + 2) = 10 x 2 = 20, real ultimate power = (rage +2, war cry +2) = 10, and then VF 2 (rage +2, war cry +2, +2) = 6 x 2 = 12; 20 + 10 + 12 = 42 x 2 for exposure, 84?

ꙮ goddamn

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

ah yes

ꙮ and uhhh it’s like, two lucjas tall let’s say

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

NEW HIGH SCORE!

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

I forgot war cry I wasn’t sure if it was cross lane

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

Okay, so I am not moving the mirror, got it.

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Yan Lion Aurelius

a number MUCH larger than the system was designed to accomidate, if nothing else

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Yan Lion Aurelius

this is just like that game julian ran…. lol

ꙮ ?

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Yan Lion Aurelius

oh there was a campaign julian ran one time, and like it was the first time he was GMing using that system? and it was designed to mostly deal with single, sometimes double digit numbers. and one or two of his players were like, SUPER minmaxers and started regularly doing like, triple digit damage lol

ꙮ scene whenever yall are ready for it to be, that’s all I had for the full-cast here

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Luĉja, The Clockwork Knight (Yan Knot)

I’m good.

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Yan Awl, Dyu

I’m good when y’all are.

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Tan'neave Snake Salme

… that’s perfect as an end note

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Methir Drum, The Wolf-Priest

I am very tired and achy, so I’m good to end here

ꙮ ….hot, Aury

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Tetha’neave Loom, The Awoken Prince

the bromance is still on

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Tan’neave Lamp Archie

Thank you for session!

♪ Now playing: His Tenebrous Reach · queued by Yan Lion Aurelius

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Yan Lion Aurelius

wait when the fuck did I get all this arete

ꙮ are you complaining???

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Yan Lion Aurelius

no the numbers just larger than I remember lol

ꙮ lawl