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make a date with a pie?

n…no?

why in god’s name would you think I, of all people, would have eaten a miniature date pie

i dont reemember no pies

hahahah

maybe that was part of the Crumb Pile

Crumb Pile?

turns out a box of cookies being sent from NY to california does NOT have high endurance

I do love Aury’s “Fuck That Scorpion” field activating by proxy

tragedy :(

: “curls back up for another nappy???” is specifically sending me

haha

ah, i see, despite all her rage, she is still just a rat in a cage. nod

well she promptly becomes a rat out of her cage for a while

has a snacky

big drink

’why the fuck does it say i’m typing’ apparently had a finger on the laptop applying JUST enough pressure to hit space return or something i guess

oijslsfdkasdjfkl

ghost typing

teak why does my computer hate me and only give me sound notifications like … 30% of the time???

i prob don’t have any real commentry/reactions to Neat Rocks (that are neat) IC but there’s no reason they could go as scene end transition

yeah I figured that would be the end of the scene

didn’t expect Aurelius to fall on his knees and sob about the beauty of Neat Rocks

though if he did I guess that would be … Something

rok……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

scene! ty Ice for The Drama and resolving … whatever that was

also the beauty of finding the beast chomping almachadta like a melon stupid

it was a good scene I feel good. ty for your patience as it also took 5ever

n/p hope u enjoy ur almachadta poop seed

we don’t know it gets pooped out

though

if it does

I’m going to fucking die laughing

idk kind of feels like if you’re going through the trouble of eating a jaw breaker you probably consume the entire thing wholesale

The Truth That Evacuates Bowels

what if the stem isn’t tasty?

or like the seed pit

shit’s hallow!!

eat the entire thing

chomp chomp

please

but also make it furry and a tiger

wait

that is Shitpost Level Art I can make

’sup hoes? :3

hey hey

In today’s episode, Dyu is re introduced to Qarina’s stress impulse to word vomit

baby girl :(

oops Salme maybe should have talked about Her Thoughts On Alethic And How It Has A Point Of View

Nah this is better

nah this is funnier

And Dyu can do it right back, but in a comforting way!

oh hey there

well well well

if it isn’t a voyeur

Hiiiiii

hello!

oh no, Qarina, you don’t want to damage those brain meats any more than they already are

in my defense,

it was half Hachi’s idea

yw

That’s a wrap for part of team NPCPC

they’re cute!

I love NPCPC

Mmhmm! <3

ya

yw

yw

sure forgot a critical word in that first paragraph oops

that’s a really good ending beat if we want to end here?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

yeah

he’ll have to ask about her name later

he’ll have many chances

it just seemed Right

scene!

<3 <3 <3 ty that was lovely and both hot and cute and … very good at the end

<3

ok so awa needs some help

yeah

its good he recognizes that

he’s not gonna get the kind he needs, he’s gonna get the kind he wants

and what he wants

is that he needs salme to be driving the hippolactria at full gallop, straight at the pillar, so awa can do a launched flying kick at it

makes sense

yeah that can happen I think as long as we can get one in the city. but I think the rohsu would assist probably

what kind of help does Awa need?

someone to help him put the heart of mu into a bag

would never make a bad decision.

can’t believe you would even think that.

<3

salme only makes good decisions

that I guess was actually severely OOC considering.

is a worm that can’t be trusted with decision-making.

will still do things that only endanger herself and possibly have unforeseen consequences for others.

can’t believe nip is racist against birds

can you license an onomatopœia?

yeah I should have done a fuckign pirouette off the saddle

we should get algol a tomestone

we should get algol a woodpecker

a woodpecker?

owned

well I guess we’ll just pause

indefinitely

remember that time he threw your dinner all over the floor for no reason, remember it and empower yourself with the strength to act

for zoë

paws and think about that for a moment

… oh wow Ice that’s … yeah that also makes sense

did you mean to double-post?

hahahaha

you were Real Mad

I didn’t know if we were being Told Information

confusing player knowledge and character knowledge

huuuuuh.

just, (rotating) around what you wrote

imagine being able to ID your Actual Voice and not the one in ur head…………………….

break everything and cartwheel away, eh…………

WHY AM I TYPOS GEORG TONIGHT

gahahahah

icecylee radiation

ice typos less than I’ve been typoing

he mostly misspells words that are kind of hard to spell, not basic-ass fucking words.

salme is so cute omg

:3

salme is so traumatized omg

she’s really fine?

well she’s not, but she isn’t traumatized about this.

Awa is probably traumatized and it’s probably going to get worse :D

they’re right

hmm I think

some people

might remember eventually.

SALM just SALIVATING for the day

she’s not

I am :D

KAYTHRYNNE just SALIVATING for the day

ye

excited to message Jae “Algol thinks your hot btw”

is there anything else we want to do here? I’d like to find a nice beat to end on, though we can end here too

I think that’s it

unless there’s something you wanted to do here at the pillar

nope

asked the question I had meant to ask, which thank you for being patient with that

hehehehehe

ofc

I’m good with calling that scene unless you have a last beat hachi

scene!

thank youuuuuu

thank YOU

that was cute and … lots to chew on

I love how Awa thinks <3

teak, if you’re interested, I was thinking we could run the Salme/Ravhi scene either this evening or tomorrow night?

yeah teak

I guess I could message them directly lol I know they tend to see this last

I still need to write up the stuff from the first scene IC but I’ve been in PowerPoint hell

Yeah! take your time. I probably need to Eat Again but again I’m just working on my slides for lecture tomorrow and they’re actually Mostly Done.

you need to read a couple thousand words i wrote is what you need to do!!!

ice are you writing again?

mechanics, but mechanics that need a lot of Words b/c they’re narrative focused

: pat pat that sounds … cool but also Difficult

words hard

there was so many

and then you’ll have to reread them

and … edit

more like try and get other people to read them lawl

rip

idk if you want me to read, but I’m happy to if you’d like. Probably not tonight because I’m trying to make a powerpoint that won’t put my students to sleep, but likely tomorrow.

honestly it probably wouldn’t hurt to toss you into the discord server where stuff Ocassionally Gets Talked About but then you’d see us in our natural habitat too………………………………..

I mean I wouldn’t say no, but I won’t be hurt if you don’t feel comfortable

you might suffer from hachi overexposure

no I think I’ve been exposed to Maximum Hachi at this point.

though perhaps not the weirdest edges of Hachi

(i have no idea how to do discord invites tho lol)

teak’s the actual owner for god knows what reason (because he wanted to stop paying for mumble)

mumble?

teak owns All The Servers

turns out “free voice chat” was actually kinda huge as far as chat program features go

yeah I mean I kind of feel like that’s how zoom took off in some ways

despite it Sucking

finally, someone that knows how to act normal about dead bodies

: “normal”

<salme> “I am going to be very careful and thoughtful about this conversation”

2 minutes pass …

<salme> [wordvomits heresy]

poor bb

OOOH let me edit

edited!

and that’s scene

unless you have an ending beat

thank youuuuuu

lolf that is Not how I expected that to go but it was fun

:D

Ravhi was doubting about Salme’s sincerity, or that it matters?

aweoifjadksfl;j;

ye

I always love passing a check and getting “okay so this is FUCKEN WEIRD” in the narrtext

hahahah yeah

hmm

: “into which house of the sky the scout”

ahh

yeah

salme vs a black hole

yeh

… she really would fight a black hole

we don’t call her craycray for nothin’

I’m good to wind down and scene if you are?

scene!

awwww cute

also lmfao

TY TEAKWOOD

THANK YOU FOR RUNNING TEAK WOOD

:D

Salme will win against the black hole eventually

damn, the inextricable pull of a collapsed star got hands

o/

’lo

hello~

sanctYOUary

: “Ziggurate” wtf Catherine

hahahaa

I’m here! Sorryy for my tardiness!

Between rugby practice and work, definitely. XD

low impact blasphemy is the name of my Christian Rock cover band

ye

100%

except why are you covering Christian rock?

Obviously so I can commit Low Impact Blasphemy?

The name is the purpose is the name is the purpose

I see

[butterfly meme] is this nominative determinism?

Calvin would be proud if it wasn’t so blasphemic?

Blasphememes

get ‘im salme

he knows things

bite him and shake until they fall out

ersaiodjfaoiewp

salme is trying to bite people less, not more

b/c I’m encouraging catherine

See the problem is when anyone else types “holds [his] tongue” except for Awoken, I assume it is figurative language XD

I love him…

I love him 2 …

also thanks Teo now I’m imagine Awa holding his tongue with his fingers

you’re welcome

I’m a helper

you’re. something.

A helper. I just typed it a second ago.

[strongly disagree]

yes that interaction was Excellent

can’t believe you got the prince addicted to gatoraid

really? awa having a gatorade addiction feels like the Most awa thing

I’m just surprised it isn’t Mountain Dew

there’s no addictive in it! he skipped past so many other things and landed there, somehow

this is where real life is bleeding into character motivation because I am now consuming many cups of gatorade because of my job where I sweat for 10hrs at a time

haha

jkfll;kasdjf;;sjdf

yeah his body just self-produces the cocaine

homeostasis nightmares r us

Qarina T-T

I’m helping.

I’m a helper.

he knows you like it

we both enjoy it

AWA FUCK

haahahahahahah

Eyebrow…………………………………wiggles. ;)

snorted aloud

So did i!

Lucja continuing to be amazed at what it must be like to have face parts that move

This Kills The Otter

i actually know that’s a word, thank you ff6

Tintinnabulation featured in the most recent bar trivia I played in, actually

oh I know it from the Edgar Allen Poe poem “The bells”

you’ll never guess what it’s about

I’m with Hachi on this one

It was used in FF6?

… is this gamelan music

: “The Tintinnabulum (also called Tintinabar) is a relic found in Mobliz and the Imperial Palace, by morphing a Stray Cat, dropped by the Tonberry, and by betting the Megalixir, Growth Egg, or Miracle Shoes at the Dragon’s Neck Coliseum.”

Extremely real, gamelan fucks

I thought it was a relic, but wasn’t sure if they were one and the same!

oh there sure is another song on the soundtrack

Kushtaka! Shindig!

I was going to ask if “shindig” is the official term

It is now

a kushtaka hootenanny

That is Simply the Cutest Thing

You recall “What Swims Below”, right?? ;3

A hoedown!

I wonder if they dance tinikling here :eyezoom:

hootenanny is pre good

idk about that one, Beast was crucially missing organs……………………………………………………………………….

Hah

heyo!

if valais didn’t steal all the organs I’m gonna be big sad (I won’t but I will be like “wtf”)

maybe awa is carrying around the extra organs

Crimes of the Future called

hehehehe

teak where the fuck does the honey come from?

do they have bees here at least?

same place as the milk

from santa claus :)

it’s a very complicated system

I hate you

yeah asshole you fucking said “honey”

gottem

gahahahh

: absolutely read that as they’re about to use the crystals as mallets and was like “the fuck”

Lmao

hahaha

I almost read it like “yeah teh mallets are there to make sure we sit up front”

salme really about to try and pull a 7’ robot around

it would have been hysterical

like Luĉja isn’t moving if they don’t want to and she knows it but she still would Try

lmao wolf

aw yeah here we go

we in da desert level of a platformer a;right

A+ Baklava Bit

Motherfucker, not me almost crying here as that ended. >.>

Yeah, well. Me too.

Yep, there they come.

and now, we yell DYU SANDWICH and hug crush him

My sweet-hearted wolf.

<3 <3

very cute and very sweet

I am a big softie. I say through the tears.

And we love you for it

Awww

hahaha

it’s so goodddddd I am loving the emotional work going on with Wolf and Ravhi and Ravhi and Qarina and Dyu

LOL. I just had to use -3- tissues to blow my nose once I stopped crying, so, there’s that.

awwww fen

Love you too, Teak

I figured Ravhi was going to look at Wolf in a real gay way at least.

My brain is shutting down big time so I’m personally ready to call it or at least to fade out Archie’s involvement

the only thing I actually have is Salme poking at Qarina, but that can absolutely happen in a side scene.

I couldn’t possible know what you’re talking about, look at all the dessert!

that’s probably scene? unless anyone has anything else?

I think that’s scene!

I’m good with that.

<3

join us on VC

<3

haha another moon down

gdi we lost another one!!

fuck!!

this is all someone else’s fault

hachi … did you steal a moon?