Scene Archives

ok is mu is the skeleton and valais is the wraith

the fuck are the other three? I’d almost say attempts at making a new world from scratch, except samudra and beast very clearly have remanents of the Old World still in it

and the knowledge that Beast is fucking uh

what’s the term

procedurally generated each respawn is SUPER ????????????????????????????????????

RNG Beast

he’s so good.

you’re entirely too proud of yourself

thganik you

thganik

are we like minuites/hours after wrap, you think?

yeah thganik :P

gonna fuckin name something there a thganik now

1. I love Qarina

2. I love Jorule. The goodest boy.

Tomestone is Linkpearl, but not Library, yeah?

it’s both

ah okay cool

you can’t add things to the library but you can read them

Tomestone is library entries but not the liminal library, uh, Not-Quite-Physical-Space, to be clear

Yeah. Okay, so she can read Library entries. I should have known that - there’s the so your world is in peril

lolol

perfectly normal

standard human behavior

also man the pacing of “the elementals knew my name” just. slammed into me.

so fucking good

I know Teo is trying to inflict max damage on me and it’s real good.

I’m pacing the scene!

(I am finding all my knives)

: “We have a date next week”

lkdsfjl;adsj;

: “the logistics for introducing it into my polycule are a bit complex but i’m working on it”

LMAO

Teakwood campaigns: Where even the ST gets dealt emotional damage

the ST courts emotional damage

are we just faking it?

okay funny that I would’ve lost had we actually rolled

oops I forgot to add that I actually cast the card lmao

lol oh no

it’s the other flavor of the Lucja Salme duel

aaiseoafjoipweoi

Salme is like, okay, slow roll and figure this out and Qarina is like HAMMER

IT WAS GOOD

that can be scene if you want?

yeah, that’s a good wrap point

Thank you!

TEAK YOU FUCKING MENACE

RNG check

discussing dice luck

amazing

not_the_bees.gif

does YOUR loot list contain

no it has three triceratops in a suspiciously triceratops-shaped sack

:fishthink:

are we doing scene or are we waiting for something? either is fine, just curious

i’m good now

I am good to go whenever

when ur readin the {So, Your World Is In Peril} artical on ur tomestone, is that Doom Scrolling

… well.

hey Teakwood what color does the cat turn after green

(not the setup for a joke, an actual question for Chaya)

bet.

: “miaows”??

mfw this cat got an accent

weiufhasdfuisjlfk

the canteen has water in it, for the record. the booze has not appeared yet lol

woooooo things

Woo!

a cookie is just a cookie, but Newtons are fruit and cake solemn nod

’sanctuary is colorless’ ‘isn’t mu like, a lot of light sand and white stone to begin with’ ‘yeah, even still’

I can’t believe you forgot the intricate depression-patterns that were on everything

no green cats on sanctuary

no green cats anywhere else thus far!

i bet there were green cats on almachadta, somewhere

also fwiw I remember having the impression that any carvings and patterns present in Sanctuary felt more, uh, Function-Orientated, like magic symbols/glyphs rather than to Look Nice, but I/Aurelius could def be wrong there lol

there was definitely a description of … lemme find it.

: “Somewhere -nice-, somewhere soft. Rugs on the floor, this time; tapestries on the walls. (Still overly-perfect geometrically-patterned tapestries! But it looks a little more like home.) “

sam fucking Duneposting at me

slash in general but

hahaha

Salme about to go diggin up bodies

SHE ISN’T UNLESS THERE WAS A SICKO WHO WAS INTO THAT

please do not the bodies. they are tired and have earned their forever nap

lol

amazing

y

a Very Good Answer as far as Chaya is concerned.

لست وحدي أبداً

’everyone is made out of music’ immediately stifling a musical notes as cup sizes joke

tfw u get hit by the Bb

lmfao

lmao Ice gets me

I was going to make a “man, she’s got some real whole notes if you know what I mean”

mfw ice got a theme song by the Hu (acoustic, live in studio)

lol oh boy

the mostest perfectest song on the ost

the Jorule Remix

I forget how long this fucking song is

actually what are the longest songs by runtime of the ones we’ve heard?

Yeah, Xilai got fucking raptured in the apostate caves didn’t he?

can’t have a short lounge jazz piece

teak question: does mu have xanax?

out here just like ‘don’t be a bitch-ass and you’ll be fine. ez:clap:’

will absolutely abjectly harm herself in order to not be and/or appear to be a bitch-ass, dw

I was getting there, sorry lol

wouldn’t that be a a horizonter, then

I am not going to shitpost about “safe” IC, but I love that description considering the trains on the beast had like. an absurd amount of weaponry stapled to the front

yeah, imagine traveling WITHOUT that protecting you from a T-Rex

checkmate, aethiests

your question, I think, Ice

just trying to imagine laying a rail through the desert and the absolute unrelenting murderous fuckass tantrum the elementals would throw lol

who knows? maybe the things they’ve always wanted is a rail system

elementals ‘bout to enter their cargo baron era

the elementals yearn for heavy industry

all the better to build nukes

if you think the Work is proceeding well, wait for the Work with nuclear power plants ready to go

ready to go in a great many ways, even

oops

dying @ “music man”

bro just conjuring songs out of thin air, it was inevitable

: “But if you make the cat not green anymore how do you know when its safe to go outside?” “Dont worry about it.” says the person with faintly glowing eyes.

: “dw”

dont wanna watch her remake those

skdlfjasdlk;jf

don’t worry the world is lousy with eyeballs she can just find new ones

they’re at the top of the pyramid :P

the conversations you have with yourself when you are alone underground for weeks at a time sure do go places lol

I’m love her

she’s so cool

11/10

I am overjoyed to live up to my reputation lol

Killing it, my dude

100%

YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT BUT NO

GOOD

(also Salme can leave if you two have anything you’d like to keep yapping about. she’s done what she thinks she can do that’s useful and that’s the end of “This is definitely In Character stuff”)

naw I think this is pretty good

I mean from a meta perspective this scene has gone about as close to perfect as I could imagine lmao I got yall excuses to futz around with side scenes in the caves and am now perfectly justified in dragging everyone to the next plot beat. I am Extremely Satisfied lol

:D

also yall rule in general and from a non-meta perspective this was fun as hell

oh my god

that pun

joke

w/e

aayyyyy

chaya is great! sam you are killing it

high praise. I’m just happy to be here.

I’m very happy you’re here!

You were all like ‘I wish to be in a game with a Sam character’ and Teakwood said ‘bet’ lol

:D

I had hope! you were one of my Guesses for potential guest stars

fo sho’. I didnt have the ability to commit to the whole thing, but I am more than happy to pitch in for a couple of weeks.

<3 <3

who knows, maybe the linkpearl will catch on with her and you’ll get to shitpost on the forums

Maybe so. We’ll see how it plays out.

I feel like Chaya probably has better things to do, but who knows!

to quote of of my favorite music videos, she is as busy as a cat burying shit on concrete. But time will tell.

idfjaksl;dfas;ld “busy as a cat burying shit on concrete” that’s

inspired

fvmjgoiurejhijihj

though Sam, is there any information or context you don’t want to have to glean diagetically? I do have a bunch of … stuff and links and explanations. and can also explain some of the website features if Teak hasn’t

I will almost certainly sit down at some point and really dig into stuff and have infinite questions, so I appreciate you pre-emptively volunteering lol

almost certainly going to do it on the server, yeah lol

mf-er making me write giant ass five paragraph posts

(and one more for completion cause y’know can’t leave the list unfinished)

oh nooooo ice people like your character and want to hear him talk

ooof

off to a start with a soul-read okay

oh fuck I had a thing about smugglers in there at the start but forgot to put it in since some other Probably Duelist-Mask favored typed came to mind oh well

(to the tune of ‘i guess smugglers might not be particularly flattering, but they’re typically damned good at their jobs, so even then…’)

omg this is so good

… guess we’re going to get an answer to the rubies, huh?

responds backwards, chaotically, because it was too long and i couldn’t be assed to open the message a second time

oops

honestly Aurelius’ super power seems to be mostly minding his own god damn business

still laughing real hard at salme going ‘that’s it???’ when aurelius called it a moral obligation as if that wasn’t one of the better possible answers

great way to beat the heat

I really, really enjoyed that “That’s it” and Aury’s response because like. She really was dissatisfied (she was about to launch into a long, personal reason for why she’s doing what she’s doing and that brought her up short) and then he explained it and she was like “… what else could I possibly say?”

but she also thinks Aury has a way better Moral Center than her

Caves are Awesome, Aurelius is Correct

[redacted]

hoo-hOO

oh yeah

We’ve got a tornado watch over here

Finally. Blessed rain

: “To learn how to use soy sauce, press 1. To learn how much chili powder is too much, press 2. To experience the unique joys of vinegar, press 3.”

luĉja discovers Things Don’t Go Bad Here lol

Luĉja does NOT like that, especially since things grow here

yeah maybe they can talk about it because it’s still bugging salme

luĉja is so good

They would love to!

wait has kurat been hanging around the whole time?

Linkpearl?

No, it was a comment on Kurat being a good boy

Kurat’s still on the Beast

oh okay lol I was like “do I need to adjust my mental image??”

and yeh linkpearl works!

also is that a fucking axolotl that Ĉasid was hunting????

Every void has a jaguar

I’m so angy

20 keys???

a perfectly cromulent number of keys

TWENTY KEYS

kind of a weird number for a keypad tbqh

omg the fiend reveal is SO GOOD

ĉasid IS a local celebrity

Casid is a local MENACE

I love that it’s just teak taking opportunities to drag you around

It’s such a good nonsense plot hook

waow is now canon

still boggling at 20 keys.

are they numbers or letters or glyphs

I’m certain teak will be forthcoming and helpful

Let me guess, there are either 6 or 13

Read that as foreboding and helpful. Made more sense my way.

oooh okay, I can be wrong

hwat the fuck

The Black Omen looks lovely as ever today

hahahaha

great shout

uhhh

SCIENCE

FUCK? Fuck. What does that mean

tjjskgjkag

shiny rock

next time in the void it’s just 4 hours or luĉja filling jars of mud and handing them to aurelius to store

YOU ARE NOT WRONG

scene!

Thank youuuuuuuuuu

ty both that was both cute and Informative

: “yielfed”

ok

working on compiling all the veiled rites since teak made them available and for the ones in the rite in samudra, “All it takes is a spark.” … lookit mr cleverboots over here

hahah

honestly probably check in with chaya first?

especially after talking about not wanting to accidentally open the radio actie waste dump door

then Sure Why Not

… how many letters in the alphabet, Ice?

26

you will notice both of those numbers are off by 2 of the expected result!!!

… I’m the dumbfuck

the dumbfuck is me

confirm/cancel

no cancel, only forward

:<

what the mc fuck language did THAT before international trade normalized numbers

… Teakwood

you Mother Fucker

laughed aloud at “gross”

same tbh

if the points are made up and dont matter it means i can just Spend The Arete, Whenever

: “ That’s… definitely some kind of electronic device and not an utterly bizarre fashion choice, yes” lmao

dfjasd;lkfasl;dj “you were rich and had blue hair” I’m

speaking of conspiracy theories, one of the people in my graduate seminar (this guy is a phd student) went on … and odd rant about how he thinks LBJ had JFK murdered? Is that actually a Conspiracy Theory people believe or did he invent a new thing?

why in the world would Large Blow Job want john f kennedy dead

no fucking clue I thought I was dissociating when this happened.

APPLE WATCH?

oh was the watch cracked too?

i AM curious if it worked or not but don’t expect there are any channels on air >_> but yeah, watch lol

squint.

: “An outline in the air, a suggestion, like a vivid sketch in three dimensions, looking down on the desk and its occupant with a faintly-amused smile on his face.” vaguely implying… Ceiling Shade Is Watching…?

or the dead guy’s Dom

(is … is the dead guy on the couch too, or is he sitting on a separate thing?)

he’s def on the couch yeah

okay that’s what I thought/hoped

but he aint bothering no one

I love that

Big Benefits of Not Rotting

that makes this scene 20% better and it’s already been a delight

oh fuck you

yeah, nothing else in particular since i was not going to be doing any Emergency Surgery to extract the AR machine

the AR bits in particular seemed tied to the room at least and

having a vaguely knowledge of how smart watches work I assume anything/else it might be a control device for is for something ELSE it’s tied to, ie, probably the computer around dude’s neck????

nothing about that guy or room screamed “strictly monitored prisoner shock collar / ID” at least

but yeah he’ll be happy to scoop up the thing if chaya’s people don’t need it

????

I just said i thought it was a portable computer and NOT something fucked up!!

(this was a good scene and aury is a good boy)

hola

Dropping a callback to a Piers Anthony novel I read as a teenager. Lol

Today the Evensong. Tomorrow, the Oddsong.

LOL! hey Teo!

Fen!

He must be A Menace, naturally. ;)

oh no

Aye, that’s scene to me. :3

Awwwwrf, Thank you too!! <3

i should make some tea

I see tonight is going to be a “writing really fast with lots of typo”nights

who broke the sword-saint

she did

oh okay

well it was really the Group Effort of circumstances but

the pathfinding bug seems real bad tho

you should try rebooting

Chaya said some places will be a squeeze! and she doesn’t want to be the pansy-ass weirdo that Causes Problems

the solution: DIY exposure therapy

d…did she forget she’s smaller than half the party,

not even half of a single lucja

no

however, that actually still would trigger claustrophobia

she was getting claustrophobia in the Nice Caves. She slept in the library!

because Cave was scary!

also the best solution teak and I came up with for dealing with the claustrophobia I arbitrarily gave her that has turned out to be A Problem was “xanax” and this is better

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

that doesn’t sound right, but you are the sword-saint expert

i would try turning it off and back on again tho

tbf aurelius is fairly talented at both of those

:D

: “Around ten Sword-Saints, standing on each others’ shoulders like they always do” love this line

:catnod:

efhjaskd;fjds just saw the Live Bird Reaction

words don’t need all their vowels. as long as you have the main consonants it’s fine.

I mn smtms its ncssry bt oftn its nt

i have no idea what that second word is teak

that’s scene unless you have something else. I know we talked about something small where Salme Helps Out Around The Sietch and I’d like to do that, but this seems p. perfect

thank youuuuuuuu

still love “caves” as a title

the </sq> killed me

’nothing i did today was dangerous’ the audacity of this bitch

literally laughing my ass off

places hand on Teakwood’s shoulder.

: “Sometimes Sages lie.”

WHAT

(that was a reall good stinger to a session in… hmm what even was that in? Myth, probably? feels like something MMOB would say)

yeah

it murdered his parents, actually

one of my finest jokes right there i think

hahah

that one was just shitposting but im really proud of the flashlight answer

BAHAHAHAHAHA “torch with an accent”

is Jorule … british?

definitely not but it’s funny b/c explaining it as a torch would Make Sense,

ice thank you for being a Good Sport about me lampshading you in character

but still leaves room for an INCREDIBLY stupid joke she wouldn’t get

that’s okay, she has an incredibly stupid misunderstanding to reply with

her misunderstanding a flashlight?

no, he mostly uses LED flashlights, not gas-lanterns

duifoewuropiwjef

was I supposed to make folios about other things? I feel like there are library things I keep saying I should update

I should also probably sleep but.

not that i can think of

OH I did want to do one on the shades since I keep getting info in the linkpearl

but that’s annoying to do. and … hm. I wanted to stick the names of all the planes in ancient somewhere. do you have any thoughts on where would make the most sense?

imagine not knowing the aurichalcum combo…. not a true aury fan after al………….

uh, the list of ancient words perhaps

I’ve also been debating on if I should make a separate “ancient”-only glossary or not

or the general list of locations if you’re being saucy

yeah it could go on the ancient glossary or on the plane-specific glossary. I guess I could put it in both places? or links in one place?

WAIT did aury make aurichalcum at one point?

where Salme would know?

no, lucja did

i am making dumb jokes because the words sound similar

OH you were making a joke about how the words sound similar

it is sort of funny that his nickname that hachi just Came Up With and it stuck sounded like a load-bearing substance

: “ you should ask sq about cups of wishes some time” Jorule sure is in a mood to be Baffling and Strange today

she’s the one that keeps going on about dead people

cups of wishes are related to the topic

look. the ancient guy is the ability to confirm that corpses don’t decay without having to make her own

forgive her for wanting to confirm a hypothesis. geeze. and jorule has his phd

forgiven

:E I hope you have insomnia

loooooooooooooooool

:3

holy shit y’all

’sure i’ll eat the rock’ doesn’t repost science experiment results classic

newtonian stone

I posted the science!

good job

ice lol at the dueling circle comment

hup

out of curiosity what LIGHTING does the city of the caves utilize

the sun is so bright it shines through the mountain

kk

they got that retro-futuristic floor lighting

electrope

hmm

i was reading it as more bioshock/fallout-y though upon consideration the frozen city was electrope-y and they ought to be drawing from the same sources so… maybe :O

would you save the cave city is more or less dense than The City

(I read the cave floor lighting like the kind in a movie theatre lol)

(lmao I was having the same thought)

and salme.

movies theaters ARE retro-futuristic so that checks out

you eat the moss not drink it, god, it’s like you’ve never played deltarune

sweats

important question: is this aproned person a Kin

also I will be asking in plaintext if there are any apostate Kin, plfti

preschool teacher’s apron

ghahhaahah

yes

100%

catherine the sanct cast as japanese preschoolers in uniform fanart kthx

oat rocks

it’s not steel-cut oats it’s still-pickaxed oats

awa going up to lucja and being like “oh yeah? watch this” and eating a rock

i thought crickets when you said chunky and a lil crunchy too fwiw

: “a society where eating dried crickets is Normal and Normalized” is within teakwood roleplaying wheelhouse

gahahah

we generally call that lemonade

are there many people about or is it empty around here

I wonder if that’ll scan for this guy haha

nah I’m here with you

just caught up

very good

got a boot full from sandmudra

I thought he asked ‘from’ and not ‘been’

we’re still getting the sand out of our knickers from Samudra

I feel like there’s a “I hate sand” SW meme in here

: “it’s a bit more consistent and white than elsewhere” tired

“The other sand… it’s a sand of the living but also of the dying, decaying.” wired

yes!

THANK YOU FOR THE SCENE TEAK WOOD

everyone is cute

orange drink is amazing

wish I had orange juice rn

unsparkled orange soda

honestly awa’s sand observations are true facts

I was trying to think of what really set it apart from mu sand

and well, that was the obvious answer

yyyy

it’s what he do

I’m here! Finishing ordering some food but ready to begin

yub

an axolot of salamanders, if you will

I laughed and aww’d at the same time and somehow that translated to sounding like Mario

Yubbing with joyous abandon immediately entering my Top 5 Teakisms

That’s the cutest thing I’ve ever heard

So everything I extremely wanted to do in the scene is done short of retesting with the quicksilver trick at the furthest reaches of the cavern depths, which we could potentially say happens offscreen

I at least need a break of uncertain length because it is the Appointed Hour for me to go help with family stuff, want to leave the scene open for now and then when I’m able to settle back in I can message you and we can see if we want to keep going or call it there?

Idk how long the break will need to be and there’s a non-zero chance if it takes a while that I run out of brain power

Ok great! I’l nudge you in a bit!

Yeah same, I was trying to get us to a soft stopping point

Thank you! The Perfectly Normal Salamanders are a gift and a blessing

caion playing Devil’s Advocate, In Defense of God

all right

Salme is dragging her Emotional Support Aurelius around to look at a dead body

hopefully he’s still there

hm. if you’re up for it, ice, would you want to start in our temporary lodgings?

ok

hahahahaha

1S TH1S MORG3NST3RN

(I’d been trying to think of that name for like a week now and it just hit me)

lol

what’s a morgenstern?

idk whatsamorgenstern with u

that joke, for one

there IS only one blond twink and we KNOW he can cross dimensional lines

i think he had blue eyes tho

so this is clearly an ikeman not a twink, qed

post-BF there’s a reoccuring teakNPC who is not always named Morgenstern but represents the same thing, roughly. I actually want to say that he’s actually the BF version of Odin (who got bullied by Poel but got better and eventually moved on from that world)

yes

but anyway, blond hair, associated with the morning star

shocking it’s not a lucifer/satan type figure

he’s absolutely that yes

SMT esq lucifier

says, clarifying, in the same way Kat might use a latin word to help me understand a concept

hahahaha okay very called out

somewhat related FF11 lore: Odin is the avatar of Darkness and has a gigantic rager for battle, lost causes, desperation, and is probably the lynchpin of like, 2/3rds of the macroplot

though I’ve at least considered playing a SMT game

huh. interesting take on Odin

also hallowing out mortals to use as vessels of war

is his favorite hobby

FF!Odin is a beast unlike the norse god you probably know, a bit closer to it than FF!Shiva is to IRL!Shiva, but, y’know.

FF fucking up the mythological understanding of a generation of nerds

inside you there are two wolves. the FF Nerds that have extremely different but consistant takes on world mythology vs the SMT Nerd that is generally fairly well researched, though still deeply mismatched in its wide approach to sourcing

and in the space between them, you find Absolute Truth, like that shiva is blue and ice based nodnod

hahahahhaah

hahahahahahha

checks out, honestly

fucking, lmao, aury

we’re gunna get into this man’s desktop files eventually……………..

(this joke will be funny in a few seconds if it’s not already)

lol

desktop files … that’s so dumb

BUT NOT WELL DOCUMENTED………….

i think that was partners in crime tho?

: “conspirators” yeah

used specifically to refer to Salme/Aury/Awa

???

AND YEAH I FORGOT TO ADD IT TO THE GLOSSARY/I thought it was just a Boring Relationship Word No One Would Be Interested In

I mean you were right, but

from Salme’s libratext: “Beloved synomote of Aurelius and another, whom I shall not identify.”

haha

I don’t know what you’re describing

presumably, like the lil white thing that goes under a priest’s collar

<salme> [forgets to tell people she has claustrophobia]

oh

is it.. a torc?

: “curved” is the best I can think of

the Fallout-esque corpse room that is eerily preserved is not anxiety inducing

yeah that would have been parsable at least

everything on Mu is eerily preserved!

you’re parsable

YEAH UNLIKE YOUR DESCRIPTIONS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I did love. How I was like “Salme will figure this out easily IF SHE SEES THE BODY” and teak

Immediately DID NOT HAVE THE BODY THERE

gunna go do dishes

kk

lmfao GL with that

jokes on you he’s already obtained enlightenment, there is no fear, only success and failure and acceptence

he died once already

you’re right of course,

the fear of salme having six hands and the ability to never stop posting can never be fully banished, having met the scorpion queen

hahahahahah

ahahahahhahaahahahah

sry someone just called and was like “yeah i know it’s basically midnight but out B&Air is fucking awful and we need accomidations for seven people”

(and i’ll have to deal with that again once they actually get here too but)

big oof

personally as a person that works at a hotel it is Always Funny when someone gets a shitty air B&B but >__>

SEVEN PEOPLE

he’s really fucking cute

wait is ancient gay crimes was the code

does that mean xgay was a legitimate hint………………………..

YES

oh yeah no it’s right there, XGAY CBTr

i see the vision now

carry on

hahahahahaha

ajkdf;asdfj;lsf

: “prison shock collar”

the prison friend maker mk.3, thank you very much

you seem very invested in this concept. do you want one of your own?

yeah, need to renew my friendship with teak

trying to decide what’s funnier: to read that as you want to put a shock collar on teak, or you want teak to put a shock collar on you

yeah, only in the mouth

not sure what your mouth is doing below the waist, but here we are

:thinkfish:

and that’s scene

unless you have anything else. I just wanted a callback to “thank you for not being weird about the dead body”

naw that’s good

it was a funny joke!

she was just too busy being like “you’re right, my claustrophobia DOES make me a MONSTROUS FREAK” to laugh

: “i can’t believe no one knew about this thing i’ve never talk about and hasn’t once come up despite being in several situations like this before”

it’s come up!

she hasn’t Announced it

but it’s definitely been Gestured at like

I thought A Lot

: “caves suck” “yeah I guess going from royal accomidations from the queen of earth’s favorite hotel to a thin sack on the ground IS kind of a buzz kill”

oh yeah she’s absolutely never mentioned it with her Mouth Words but she thought it was an Open Gaping Obvious Weakness

especially since Aurelius just soul read her for being a judgemental little turd

she’s a dumbass

This Woman Is Not Single

area woman who thinks Everyone Is Judging Her To Be Inadequate decides to date 1. the most autistic man alive and 2. Mr. Cocaine Prince

Holy shit. Read the backscroll in here. Ice taking no prisoners so many times.

aye aye

:D

out of curiosity is there, like, ANY natural rock formation that could be considered land that isn’t the caves- what I mean is

is it just Endless Sand Forever or are there patches of rock here and there

ok

probably a LIL bit of rock around the cave mouths, at least?

Reading Ye Typical Teak Description Of Some Elaborate Thing That Was Definitely Once A Special Interest

and then right smack in the middle get hit by

‘and then a bigass octagonal thing’

… I didn’t even notice that as strange. I was like “yeah. bigass octagonal thing”

mfw sq is pro socialism

orom, poking his head in from beyond all ‘the science backs it up!!!’

everyone in this campaign is pro socialism

idk can we really be sure the prince ran his campaign on a socialism platform and not an imperialist or nepotistic one

ya (I am slightly lost but I assume you’ll tell me when I need to Do A Thing)

< incapable of visualizing stuff

ya is fine. keep a hand on the handle, keep an eye on the box, and pull with gnosis and elbow grease

and Ice, I mean, you can technically have sort of a socialistic program and be an imperialistic power? One’s economics, one’s power structure technically?

maybe Our Prince was a socialist nepo baby

and I want to encourage you to be a sicko (you should send me a diagram of what you’re describing) I just don’t want my inability to visualize to ruin your ability to be a sicko

anyway also idly reading about certain aspects of judaism and I think I’m seeing some of what teak’s doing here if anyone wants the Thots after this scene

: “ He swoops back to the other side of the telescope, grabbing into a wheeled gizmo and unlatches a geegaw. These are very technical terms.” I lol’d

thots and prayers, everyone’s favorite southern strip club chain

asdofpjasd;

I still want a Samudra Irós strip joint called “The Möbius Strip Club”

… is he feeling himself as he cranks it?

heheheheheh

imaginging it with properly fucked up poles to theme and lol

there’s a Pearl that’s a dancer that is a möbius strip

nice

I kept misspelling it as moëbius strip

which would be something like waifus in a non-euclidian chain

gahhahahahahah

question. am I still channeling gnosis?

yeah, let’s say it’s basically the ink

hot

[both ways]

… just imagining them co-teaching a class at the academy

and then exploding the academy

who had ‘dead angel’ on their bingo card

I did Not

believe it or not

there’s been foreShadowing

… seriously?

I haven’t typed because I’m still turning this over in my head

DEATH OF THE AUTHOR tarucaw followed by taking an enormous rip from a bong

for the curious he is heat exhausted because he was underneath the telescope extra venting the pipes, while the telescope was superheating extra

okay well at least he isn’t Dying

oh shut the fuck up jorule

the duality of man

at least she didn’t princess carry him

missed opportunity

: “not to steal the thunder salme was gunna steal from The Prince” yeah all that DMing Awa and SQ do

she considered it! but I figured realistically she probably couldn’t lift him like that

sure but awa wasn’t about to spend her a detailed report hiimself

dramatically fainting sure Was a move

oh shit it’s gatorade

no wonder it was capable of having flavor

fudijaosdjf;lks

hahahaha

so much agua fresca and seltzer hate

all the time

idk several of those words mean but i was referencing teak going ‘this is the power fantasy of me having flavored water that doesn’t suck’

yeah those are both types of flavored water. though I’m not sure about the agua de Jamaica version. the ones I’m familiar with are mexican

slash colombian

I’ve mostly encountered mint/cucumber/lime

but I don’t like hibiscus

I am literally aggressively anti-floral in my tastes, which is why you continue to upset and baffle me

hahah

can’t help but imagine him saying this, as he puts his hand on a hot stove

the juxtaposition is intentional

I mean he very much did do that

can’t believe jorule is dming SQ about glory holes

one of SQs favorite things

hachi do you want them to talk about that diagetically or do you want that to happen offscreen?

that can happen offscreen unless you want to process something from it

nah not really

I can’t believe Ice recycled his joke in response

thats the power of true statements

ok neck computer

can’t believe you’re still being racists against wizards cathrine i thought you were better than this

lol icecylee you can’t trick me I know u don’t think well of me

and I’m okay trailing off there unless you have anything else

yup

scene!

also

hey teak

: WHAT THE FUCK

i second that

friggin’… “doesn’t look like anything to me” ass narrator

it was a good response lol

:

Aurelius

: “Oh, is Xi someone you’re familiar with and it’s not Tasna taking a new form…?” Aurelius pauses and scratches at his chin. “… Not sure? I think the farcasters use some kind of bizarre crystal resonance to communicate, where as the Tomestones work off the… uh… what’s it called. Aurichalcum that connects pearls together…?”

I’m heeeeere! ^_

THEY’RE GONNA DO IT

Doing that with Azdaja loafed between me and my keyboard is challenging. LOL

oh cause i didnt see it until it was basically over and told it to loop lol

I go to the restroom for 20 minutes

and miss it