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also aurelius does not have much to say in particular to that last message but will track salme down a Dispense Hugs instead

Dispense Hugs! She’ll probably check in with him after her Foolish Journey Into The Meat Cathedral

(fun fact: I did not realize until Just Now that clicking my techne name and then clicking “thus” would … give a system popup)

I am good at garme

I knew people could do it but I was not sure how they were doing it lmfao

idk if “give the eyeball More Sadness” is the right move here but.

whats the worst that can happen, she ends the world???

she gon do that anyway

exactly

ok teakwood

SURELY there can’t be TWO plot relevant cities built into a large mountain, right

am i going to be hassled endlessly for going “hey that place wolf saw”

weklrajsdf;jkfdsl;

well I made that leap IC so if I’ll be the one getting endlessly hassled

no wonder they all died tho, makin a city inside a fukkin volcano

<3

Cat Related Noise!

scene?

thank YOUUUU

Im here

Hiya!

oh hey there

Cool, I will open up a scene then, if that’s cool

Tr-otter

He’s just a baby…

No worries. He craves violence.

Zoe! !!

O no

he Hungers

ever watchful, He yearns for His father’s Dinner

lol

also sorry, had to take the dog I’m sitting for out

!!!! aurichalcum

<3

Sorry, holding now, got distracted having a moment

What in the

be sure to eat a little bit

not to backseat drive

but just a lil nibble

I ate a piece of irrica on Alma, iirc

oh okay good

The Bit must Happen

It’s a good bit

my favorite

I know both of us have things soon we gotta do - is there anything more you want to do before we wind down?

Nope, just did the last thing I wanted to do!

Also hell yeah science!

Techne: Thanks, It Has Pockets

: “thanks, it has pockets” oiufaosjdf;lsdf

lolol

And scene?

Maybe with a cute outtro narration?

scene!

merci

thanks for making the time, y’all

<3 always a treat!

Awww

cuteee

Tiny Otter And Giant Robot Being Pals In Chef Aprons And Lab Coats is the kind of imagery that, if I had the budget to commission Sanctuary art, would totally make the list among our moments so far

Incredibly blessed mental image

Hellll yeah it would

:O

It’s still wild to me that we’re fast approaching one year of Sanctuary and we’re still in disc 1

Like I can sense the tipping point even if I don’t know what or where it is yet and there’s so much anticipation and excitement in the lead-up

Oh wait nvm it’s been nowhere near a year, lol. Still, though! The hype!

Yeah I think that’s what my brain was latching onto, when in fact session 1 was in January

lol sorry took me forever but I needed to prove I did not forget about my Cool Fiend

lawl, nbd

yeah he’s being Real Cute

oh?

(I am listening to the song too for the Mood, btw, pads)

!!!!!!

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

it’s a very good song

I’m assuming you’re taking the description, Teak? =3

Also, yes. Yoko Kanno is a genius, and Maaya Sakamoto and Steve Conte are two of her best collaborators.

I can take it, but. -sheepish- You didn’t get much chance, last time.

Up to you, either way

(I am happy to patiently vibe, so take your time pads)

<salme this entire time> :O :O :O

<salme> how dare you say we wait!

<salme again> :O :O :O

Frogs!

I had to include the Thing That Goes Donk

the Thing That Goes Donk is very good and necessary

: “bamboo thing that goes donk” does give me the correct wikipedia page

-donk- :)

Yes, Teak, the thing off to the side is what you think it is.

GO BOARD?

It’s a go board.

Awwwwww

go board!

(Yes, I did in fact post in their DMs just now.)

(I honestly never doubted that you wouldn’t. I know you are Committed)

For context, the garden is something like this: https://cdn.indesignlive.com/wp-content/uploads/1.japanarch.jpg

yessssss <3 <3 (I … am enough of a Garden Nerd I knew exactly what you were going for lol)

JFC, this is getting me fucking teary eyed. >.>

lol I have teared up Multiple Times

: “Each atom sings to us / through the blood / love is a miracle”

<3 <3

diagetically, Wolf has access to the last Salme scene through this, and also the scene where Salme spun the 6 gnoses together I think. Mostly she’s just like “you’re so right, bestie” but she has to be Extra about it

: “love is a miracle” was a Trigger Phrase for her apparently

also probably the memory of the Omniclast scene but I think Wolf already had that

And in turn, Salme now has his Ordeal.

…and, if she wants, his scene with Ravhi.

…what’d I do?

: “riverine grasp” is one of my better turns of phrase, I admit.

yesssss

(I need to reread both those scenes maybe for more clarity to what she might ask, but I didn’t want things to hang overmuch)

I don’t really have anything else to share in the link, fyi

that was my last bit

I think we can wind down from here? I am fine with some more back-and-forth but we hit pretty much everything I want

Yep, and I’m tired. It’s been a day. BUTT REBELLION.

BUTT REBELLION

oh wait

I have one more thing that I think will fit here.

lololol

scene?

Give me one attempt at capping it…

of course!

(I’m gonna make u two nerds make me a sanct playlist with like. commentary. so I can listen to it the One Time I Actually Listen To Music (while driving))

There we go.

FUCK

yeah

-smug bow-

that was … fantastic omg

thank you so much

<3 <3

Thank you. Couldn’t do it without my favorite dance partner.

<3 <3 <3 pads T^T

re: towers: SQ did confirm they’re Already There when ever Beast resets after soup

after soup

OH

: “after the soup competition” sorry I thought “soup” was New Slang for the destruction of the Beast

and yeah. Did I write something to the contrary somewhere?

no but now I’m imagining one of those old ass 90s commericals where it’s got a shot of the Beast looking reticent after Consuming All Known Life and a voice over going “Hungry? Should have grabbed a Snickers.”

oierjt;lkjaklsf;djq;lasdf “You’re not you when you’re hungry”

I think that was the mid ‘00s version of those commercials

uh on the recap you put ‘theorized they’re presundered or immediately happen at the start’ and it feels like going “and the towers are ALWAYS HERE” would be better

ah okay! will clarify

we have always been at war with the fiends

they’re just li’l guys

sometimes big guys?

lmk if that is any clearer

also did you see Salme’s note about The Number of Beastly Eyeballs?

ye

idk if you have any thoughts on that but I thought it was interesting

and yeah that’s good

(also I’m not having Salme message Aurelius on the linkpearl because I assume they would have talked in person after she got back from Meat Journey? we don’t have to do a scene b/c it’d just be telling you things you already know but it felt Silly typing it up because … she’d just talk? to him?)

not in particular? We’ve been pretty sure the moons were a seal and the seal was breaking for a while. Lining up with eyeball numbers - 1 might be neat? but no real thoughts on it tho

yeah

we just need to set up Big Flashlights

ez

big lamp, shine directly into face

just like in my interrogations

<salme> “Aurelius, I’m gonna need the Biggest Interrogation Lamp”

also jorule has a question if you feel so inclined to answer. it’s not even salme freaking out.

did you mean anything in particular other than the most recent voyare excursion

there’s a brief moment in “A Fey Mood” where twin … somethings are observing him

man the Sad Human Woman in the background of the art of the Hierophant always makes me laugh. She looks like she’s emaciated and miserable and then Ravhi’s just feeling himself.

the what now

OH

i’ve

somehow never noticed the people in the background before????

sexy lizardman swagger just kind of draws the eyes, y’know

well. you’re not wrong. but also Miserable Human Woman looks so fucking miserable I can’t imagine not noticing her.

Ravhi probably doesn’t either?

: notice her, I mean*

he got a date, no time for pesants

all that preening and wolf didn’t even look at his sexy picture in the traveler’s guide when salme offered

rip

mfw you spend two centuries trying to figure out if you can Rite against the monster under the world instead of developing diamond tipped industrial drills and explosives, smh, what are you even doing down there crimson

:thinkfish:

don’t worry ice is Smarter Than All Of Us and is gonna Condescend about it

feel pretty confident in claiming i am smarter than crimson, yes

Sure but she’s had like 250k years to Try Shit. I think it’s fair to figure she’s tried Most Shit

Aurelius can always DM her with Suggestions. I’m sure that would go over great :)

actually are there gemstones on the beast? do you all have diamonds?

hell if i know im just here for jokes, not facts,

someone else can puzzle out the logistics of how firing ICBM during a war would interact with with The Rite

ICBM?

inter-continental ballistic missiles

oh, of course.

holy shit magic jaguar

thank you for adequately sassing narr-kun, pads

I don’t know if I have anywhere else I need to go in this scene, but if there was anything more you wanted to make sure got done, I’m game

I think that’s scene?

That was lovely, and also…we’re getting wildlife now.

ah, the magic jaguar hanging out in the void. was only a matter of time until it appeared

okay but whose bed is it going to decide to curl up on Without Asking

Wolf’s, clearly.

well salme isn’t using her bed so if he’s terribly put out there’s a backup (she is occupying either Aurelius’ or Awoken’s room like a poorly trained housepet with separation anxiety)

(oh wait, that’s what she is)

salme is, instead of an old man yelling at clouds, a young woman yelling at moons

#waow

poooooooooooooooooooooooooooor salme

huh?

oh the moons

Hiya!

hello!

Question: are magic void jaguars a Ritual That Must Be Observed, or

no, but also yes, but also no

mysterious jaguars that have a strong connection to dreams/voids are a thing that Sometimes Happens In Certain Kinds of Stories With Supernatural Elements tho

tarurururururu

One of my favorite sounds <3

heyyyy

o/

Saturday’s a Sanctuary day!

mfw you use a session title like that and it’s not the Beach Episode

we haven’t gotten there yet

it may turn out that way

But it’s got what plants crave

<3

Cuuute

Also I love that Archie’s thing has just become Pockets, it’s very endearing

he needs pockets!

Well this is unsettling

fear not, marble is a friendly building material not an evil one

Oh man I hope Mu has a parasol culture, Archie with a parasol would be adorable

I mean you can always start a parasol culture

i was in fact strongly considering pulling one out after a bit of walking lol

new sonnnnnnng

oh shit i didn’t need to reload and hit play

:OOOOOOOO

Ice - only one tab open?

nope got the usual two

strange

This one is just like I imagined

definitely reads clearly as Expansive Desert, yeah

that fucken parasol

aury nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ;~;

nope i’m already crying irl

Hugs <3

(also yup i’m holding future fire)

sorry you said one react but

oh huh no techne

pat

nbd was just kinda funny the one time i remembered to look for ‘em they weren’t there lol

zaya never got techne either I don’t think

fuck should have copied as soon as i saw it instead of tabbing over to snicker about it first

⊙I should have known this one would be the alchemical symbol for the sun⊙

hmmm

well, or maybe not

Huh, apparently it doesn’t work for me either. That’s… zesty

I’m going to be so angry if the symbol for angry sun land was the fucking sun

you don’t like ludonarrative harmony????

lol

Mine work…?

huh

the sun loves you

It’s also the alchemical symbol for gold which tracks with the portal being described as white and gold

no, it’s blue and black

…

⊙hm⊙

: “are ⊙italics⊙ fucking it up”

missed one from dyu up there too btw

Hippalectria? Is that a digimon?

It’s tripping me out that we can see The Dragon and each presumably-GM-controlled-character separately in the Dramatis Personae and also that NIP is addressing them

:3c

Do we have guest stars? :eyezoom:

i gotta ask

are these horsebirds, ie chocobo

oh, that’s why they’re not hippogryphs

Magic Fiend Chocobos is my Final Fantasy Remix Metal Cover band

Archie’s new obsession spotted

chocobos literally did not occur to me

I was literally thinking hippogryphs

No, hippogryphs are what they use for writing, right?

only if you have auto correct turned on

Samudra and Beast need to upgrade their adorable mount game

aren’t those hippoglyphs?

Or hippographs

Wait, isn’t hippocras a drink? =3

there is an inside baseball joke in ff14, about some foreigners showing up to eorzea (the main continent where a lot of the first few expansions take place) and being like “they don’t have horses… wtf… they have these giant birds… horse birds“

gonna drink the water

[OK]

hopefully not the feet water

i aint gunna stop you this time

One day Archie will blame everyone acting weird and not knowing stuff on Sin’s toxin

the golden path?

are you fucking duneposting at me or is that an accident?

we’re goin’ home, dorothy

hahahahhaa

horrible snickering sound @ that one, ice

I assume that is both speaking and walking

and not like… we’re in some sort of time dilation thing

listen. anything could happen

Yeah same unless this is timefall and secretly Mu is Death Stranding

Promise?

Wolf about to meet his long distance crush for the first time

yyyy

: “people downtown sure are friendly”

Yeah, the very one-sided, somewhat creepy crush where the target doesn’t know the other person exists…

it’s a Saturday in Sanctuary and ice and I are learning new words again

Hold up what

I have Thoughts

[baps pads on the nose] it’s not creepy it’s star-crossed romance

well

hopefully not starcrossed

what new word did we learn

spolia

OH

that’s when you’re around people who can’t keep plot secrets

I CAN TELL YOU SO MUCH ABOUT SPOLIA

ogod

D:

or I can not

lol

I wanna learn!!

I was just not ready for the enthusiasm

lmao

Wolf Knows

lmao

Lucja doesn’t know who they should try and warn

Wolf is already bracing for having to put Salme back together, yeah.

Or possibly Aury/Awa, in a more literal sense. Depends on how mad she gets.

: “perhaps we shouldn’t take for granted the idea someone will always just have some Miracle Healing on them?” A^2 “WDYM???”

dead from laughing

that’s an entirely different conversation

ok thank god i almost said “just peachy” then hit backspace and went for a different turn of phrase, don’t wanna reinforce singlebraincellism

haahhaahahah

instead you referred to a phenomena that may or may not even happen

here

Aurelius and Awoken can methexis but only with each other and only in pollyanna himbo mode

Eeh, I’m sure every plane has a concept of rain much like they all have a concept of rivers

(shhhh I’m trying to give Ice grief)

yeah, i deliberately opted for one that was either highly appropriate OR highly confusing

(sits quietly in a corner)

instead of one that was guarenteeds to make sense

turd

it’s okay I’m not sure they know what peaches are

(not necessary kuz, I was just being a turd on purpose)

As is your perogative, lol

i’m pretty sure teak mentioned peach on frozen treats at some point

eh he was being clever anyway. annoying creature.

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL THE LOOOOOOOOOOVE TONIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Dangerous, being that much of a little shit when you’re in reach.

get im

I’ve already hit him once.

get his ass

WORTH IT

it’s enough to make priests and vagabonds / fall in love real fast

YES CATHERINE

…why do you betray me like this?

Et tu, Cat-te?

gahahhaha

(I wouldn’t take the vocative b/c only 2nd declension masculine names do~~ but)

get rekt

ok but the progress bar isn’t filling

how will i know when the bit ends

It is for me

fukken 4’33“*

oh now it is, I had to reload like 5 times lmao

I was expecting a lot of things for the ??? on the OST. This was not one of them

unfortunately I have “can you feel the love tonight” stuck in my head

so that’s the association now yw

That’s weird. Can’t imagine why that song would be here.

honestly same hat

on the bright side now i know what thing teak was like “well i have decided to do SOMETHING next week while pads and teo are both physically present, pray for me” about the other day lol

hahahaha

YEP

strangle that taru, boys

o7

hold on gunna need to rewind this one and see if maybe some nuance was missed -

SHOTS FIRED

Listen, you don’t spend ??? years of your life dating the fucking Emissary without learning how to smooth over a situation or two

<salme> kicks ground I’m tired of manners. I wanna go apeshit

great place to do it, the kin are used to humans needing Looking After

:E :E :E

hahahah

Not Beating The Allegations

:E :E :E :E :E

ice are you getting anything from spamming Precisely Two Minutes of Utter Silence or …?

Lots of silence, clearly.

I mean, at least it’s unobtrusive?

no, repeat keeps being turned on by Someone Else

oh that’s me, I looped it

It was clearly the funniest thing to do

Correct

masterful gambit mr teo

thank you :D

yeah it was very funny because

it keeps reminding me of how fucking infuriating it is

hahahah

hahah

lolf

See the first time it was infuriating

we just met this guy it’s NORMAL for him to not wanna share this themesong with a bunch of weirdos

Now it is known. It is mine to weaponize :D

I don’t think there’s a lot normal about magic dragon priest

^^

:thinking:

Literally just now reigstered that his name is Ravhi and not Ravhí

The Font Just Be Like That

: “SHOW ME KITTY” is definitely the funniest possible reaction to looking through the guide

hahahahha

relatable

Rare aesthetic: Wolf and Archie mind-melding

get his fukken ass salme, use math on ‘im

lmao I love this duo

You guys are doing a great job tbh

they’re so good

Qarina goblin supreme

lol

now I have a cross of this and Vermin Supreme in my brain

: “really bringing the smol anime terror energy” ice

idk what to tell you i didn’t give her a hammer

Oh that’s Not Great. We had a tornado warning here a few days ago

uh-oh

the hammer really does sell it

oh no :(

I’m happy calling scene whenever, please be safe

Looks like it’s okay

damn didn’t have time to sneak in thoughts and prays being the currency joke before teak answered

Lmao

hahahahah

lolol

hahahah

GOLAB JAMUN

I suddenly love it here

the fuck is golab jamun

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulab_jamun

lolol teo

fuckin bangin is what it is

listen

desserts are important

lolf

Luĉja manifesting the existence of Wikipedia

’milk solids the same consistancy as dough“ made me visibly shudder*

damn now I really want some

I Cannot with golab jamun for texture reasons but

many people love it

Ice + Hachi neither of you are big on indian food are you?

Honestly the eating experience is what if you took a donut hole and soaked it in syrup until it was dripping and every time you take a bite you discovered it was something between a cloud and a sponge

no helping that

I’m not sure I’ve ever eaten indian food ever

I can’t say I’m “big on” it but I definitely wouldn’t refuse it

especially if it’s what like kuz just described, which is how I imagined it

okay

so

Indian food is awesome

Indian food is one of my favorites because of how vegetarian-friendly it is. I’m finally getting to the point where I’m learning to make some at home

we need to all go to a really good indian restaurant. Unfortunately, my favorite place is in columbus, so it’s going to be a Long Roadtrip

Bad timing, guess I“ll have to go without you :P*

:E :E :E

fuck now I want indian food and ice cream

Cracking open a cold one with the Emberlight, and by a cold one, I mean ice cream

Cracking open a cone one

ice pops

that looks goofier than intended with the italics reversed

Precisely as goofy as that joke requires imo

THanks for running, Teak!

What a good session

I’m happy with that! Mu having designated cuddle pile space is adorable

Thank youuuuu! I’m gonna be SO GAY this week

Just this week?

And yeah I knew it!! Thanks for joining us!!

THANK YOU FOR RUNNING TEAK WOOD

For everyone else, I just RAN away from the table

Congrats, you’ve now had a FeNPC!!

: I bought a pillow for you, jerk.

fennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn <3

!!

Love you too man, but no one is safe

It’s ME! I’ve been here, the whole time!!

pffffffffffffffffffffffff aury

What a delight!

OH SHIT

yeah that’s

that’s perfect

Can I ask who’s playing Qarina?

oh were you doing both of ‘em Fen?

Nope but the person who was did give us a hint

(… I think)

I couldn’t possibly comment.

But I probably could.

Nope, I ‘m only Dyu.

: “WHY DO YOU HAVE THE SITE OPEN IN DUAL TABS, TEO?”

Listen. I didn’t lie.

I KNOW YOU JUST MISLEAD. ON PURPOSE.

I just didn’t have access to the scene in the second tab yet.

turdman

also fennnn dyu is so good

<3

Dyu is actually short for Dyun2

was teak giving you the Full Weapon Experience the whole time

….yes?

(I know she has some extra sensory perception and also that the shade does in fact talk to her lol)

Yeah, Teak-shade gave me the almanac

yeah we are Talking, Quarteo

haha

i am curious how they perceive jorule

:eyes:

What an excellent intro to Mu. And same

Hell yeah. Qarina didn’t know she wanted to be friends with Salme until Ravhi assigned Dyu to hang out with her, and then she was like “WAIT WHAT IF I HAD A FRIEND”

Salme is So Ready To Make Friends

her secondary goal

Dyu must be The Goodest Boy. :3

hahahahaa

teak you gotta make the chapter 5 tag because if i do i will typo it

not that it looks difficult to type,

but i know in my heart i will fuck it up somehow

I like how yazhn ravhi gets his full title, as does rohsu xilai, but dyu is just dyu

he’s just a dyud

he ain’t earned that doctor’s degree yet

haha

he’s gotta TA teaching the Dumbest Human Alive how to heal

ok lasagna consumed and dishes cleaned

okay. where’re you at?

im in my room wishing it did not store heat as well as it did

RIP but I meant “Where is Aurelius”

Honestly Where Ever i can’t imagine she’s letting him get out of sight, so probably whenever The Duo fucks off after ice cream probably???

hm. Okay. I’m just going to go with “their bedroom” since that’s probably safe and Awa’s probably out gladhanding the local wildlife

okay too lazy to be fancy in latin

owned

D:

salme’s not going to laugh at that but he’s so funny I did

’yeah i didn’t have much time for anything other than a tiny bit of surprise’ he decided to NOT say that one out loud lol

no room for hella surprise in that quicktime event

ice i think you need to edit that sentence it is Not Parsing

i THOUGHT i had another sentence there but nope, guess there wasn’t

lol

mfw someone just came up to the night window to ask for a tooth brush

asdjflkas “hey buddy can I borrow yours?”

i was so befuddled by the idea of a person thinking it was normal for motels to sock tooth brushes lol

lolol well tbf hotels always tell you they’ve got toothbrushes for you if you need one? but I’ve never forgotten my toothbrush and needed to test it

yeah you walked into that

gunna embroider the gayest fucking little tiny parasol for archie, teach you to be judgemental >:|

YEAH USING MAGIC CRYSTALS?????

yeah, like civilized folk that don’t need to inflict violence upon their mats!!!

I am trying to find a good end note because I think that’s literally Everything and Then Some

But What If

well I mean I Could Keep Generating Conversation and keep you Stuck Here for 2 more hours

D:

and I think that’s scene unless you want to add something in there

sorry that went so long you just kept giving me things to respond to

[victim blaming]

fukkin energizer bunny over here

D:

I maintain it’s your fault for being interesting

RIP

you know if I ever am running too long you can tell me to shut the fuck up right?

… yes you know that

yes

dont worry i can use the words instead of endevoring to be Less Interesting

:salute:

waow imagine using words to communicate thoughts and ideas

also idk if this “You can learn different things from the way someone decides to relay information beyond the information itself.” was meant to echo something SQ has said a couple times, but it’s kinda funny Aury did exactly echo that sentiment either way

no, not really

well still a funny coincidence

… anyway I realized I didn’t say thank you for the scene, which was fun and lovely and cute

and instead went straight to Anxiety Poasting

so Thank You For The Scene, Which Was Fun and Lovely and Cute

You Dont Gotta Thank Me

but ur welcom

nevertheless, you are being thanked, because I value your words and your time and your energy.

even when those words are not spelled with any degree of correctness

:thinking:

: “methix”

which I always read as “methinks”

yeah thats what your doing, sharing yourthinks

I should ask teak to rename the techne

agree, fuck the ancients

well it sounds like they got pretty fucked themselves so.

actually did you have any thoughts or reactions to suddenly getting Surprise KO’d or were you just like “huh”?

’i wonder if this is the thing he thought might tilt pads and teo’

and also ‘i wonder how disruptive retconning this plot beat would be when it’s clearly setting something important up’

I am curious if Teak would have let you retcon it

I figured you asked and were told no

nope, just if jorule could jump in the drivers seat or not :D

very thoughtful of you to just eat shit for the plot

god

I am just imagining

salme and archie trying to keep aurelius from DYING

and jorule popping in to Commentate

i was pretty sure there was a Good Reason For It

and then NPCs near immediately on the scene to Fix Stuff

so no point in getting wound up about it lol

tbh I was kinda thinking he might die and we’d have to like. rejuvenate him from a rock or an egg or w/e

which would’ve probably made this session really boring for you but would’ve been fascinating.

maybe if someone was missing the session lol

not with ‘em present and accounted for tho

imagine trying to cut in front of that line tho

’you dont understand ravhi we’re ANGELs we’re MORE IMPORTANT than your serifs’

I mean.

Salme would’ve gone nuclear and done anything to make that happen, probably.

likely not effectively but

she sure would have Done Some Shit

rip

and that’s how we all end up arrested

(tbqh if it had come to that I’m sure whatever Shit we did would have been adequate to get Eggrelius to the top of the line)

That’s One Way To Get Your Eggs Over-Easy

Aurelius dies > turns into an egg > made into an omlette

end of story

tragic

surly the nukes would scramble him

yeah Where Are The Nukes

idk you’re the one that was gunna got nuclear

I mean salme probably would have gone hard on the fire option

she doesn’t have a concept of nuclear energy

wihch, i guess, hadn’t been said earlier so that came out backwards

it’s okay I can understand what you’re saying like 70% of the time at this point

so it made sense

man trying to come up with clothes that 1. cover the body 2. one can still reasonably fight in 3. are still Hot is real hard

cheat with Gun

well I mean, yeah, but also I have a Real Cool Sword that needs to see some use

also everything I come up with evokes “yikes” at the thought of getting Burning Murder Sand in the clothing

haha

I figure salme also did have a Sand Situation happening with her Beast outfit which is part of why she was so cranky

though Qarina dresses like That and seems to be fine

proper leggings tucked into boots under a cloak??? yeah

a-are those supposed to be leggings? from her Very Defined Hip Bones I thought she was naked under that

looks like pants to me???

I stand corrected