Scene Archives

OK i think I’m more or less good now

all right. I was going to set the scene with Salme waiting for Aurelius to come out of the forge? if that works for you?

yeah sure

so. I was thinking. to give you can Excuse To Roll, we could play through this and see who wins. Maybe you get to ascend some dice? If you want. Was just a thought.

or it can happen offscreen

haha

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ice

honestly not all that worried about it

ice that isn’t

that isn’t how you spell that

that isn’t even close

i know it’s not sometimes the fingers do what they want

rendezvous

it’s french

im aware

okay I’ll just … eat that psychic damage I guess

that’s definitely why i’m taking so long to fix it

by “not that worried about it” do you mean you don’t care about dice rolling and we don’t play through it? b/c that’s fine too just not sure what you mean

rollin dice

unfortunately for her, Salme does too

owned

she is … so easy to bait

I’m a little embarrassed for her

she’s literally falling into every stereotype and joke aury has made at her expense right now

this shirt that says “really, i DON’T want to fuck the giant scorpion lady” sure is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt, huh

she doesn’t! she was referencing the novel and is trying to Win at the Bit

yeah, exactly like the shirt says

lskdfjaosfdj ice I’m gonna kill u

:3

is that scene?

hmm yeah I think so

salme makes some truly horrendous concotions at the mongolian bbq

but we probably don’t need to play through that

that’s ok aurelius does have basic cooking skills all hope is not lost

hdsfoijadspofjfd

she does too she just likes Spicy Things and Spices

and doesn’t know how to edit probably?

who wins at the toy pop gun range

hmmm

one of them does have some experience with it, but, the idea of him throwing intentionally and her getting Real Annoyed about it would work too………………………….

… yeah

that’s

that’s exactly what happens

god he’s the kind of guy who’d let her win at fucking mario kart

lolf

are fue and teak still playing xi or are you three slaying spires btw?

they’re in 11

all right I’m going to pop on to hear human voices for a bit

I think teak was talking about going to bed soon but go for it, lord knows that often a suggestion and not something actionable

lolf

: “going to bed” “in the 11 sauce with fue” are mutually opposed goals

HAHAHAH

hello hachi

Okay Ice I do have a curiosity question. If you don’t have a cellphone, what do you do for all the fucking sites that require 2 factor auth??

I’ve never encountered a site that required one before

other than the credit card one, i guess, which has a ‘send a normal call instead of a text message’ option anyway

huh

(brought to you by my paying bills and having to 2FA into fucking everything)

do you do online banking? does that not require 2FA?

only in so far as making payments to the credit card with the debit account

truly a charmed life to not have to hunt for your phone every time you try to log into a webbed site

teakwood can have my physical address but he’ll never lay his filthy mutts on my authentication protocols

hahahah

I read “filthy mutts” as “filthy mitts,” as was no doubt your intention, but then realized you said “mutts” and am now imagining teak sending some buff furries to shake you down for authentication protocols

da furry it mob…………………

also laughed real hard at “no im already at my unlicensed therapist patient cap.” Jorule should start billing by the hour

I mean furries are inherently drawn to it. it’s a sensible leap

bonus if they’re moogle furries

ya, see.

that WAS an important node update can’t believe i missed that

honestly I was shocked neither of us had put that in there

also when the fuck did you add sword-saint seduction to the awoken’s map node

that had to have been you

it was not

and no idea how long it’s been there

sometime between March 27 and May 08. Bless snapshot function

… it was me

I’m the one who added it

orz

owned

yeah yeah

: “there’s no mirror” and yet no one can be bothered to take that bit off the node, fucking gatekeepers :(

ifuosjadoafasoipdfjos

fixed

should I make nodes for like … duškomira and zaedulf? tasna? I’m kind of replicating a lot of info at this point but the map is out of date? but people do go to the map first?

at least sometimes they do

idk do you have anything to put there, especially anything not OOC

well that Duškomira has a magical jewelery shop. that Zaed has an airship project. connections to Zaya for Duškomira and to … god should ANNARR have his own map node?

couldn’t hurt

okay. okay okay.

and Salme needs to DM Zaed anyway which I was trYING TO AVOID but

ugh should the connection between annarr and aurelius be coming from annarr or from aurelius. UGH

Not That Different

but. SLightly different

I made it match jorule’s

killing me that none of these have profile pictures but

waow

lotta unresolved pining happening on punch punch fight world

the children yearn for homoeroticism

well I think we can pin the homoerotic yearning on one particular person really.

and! you gave us some heterosexual pining too, icecylee

a little bit, as a treat

you’re writing all the homosexual pining????

hmm

x to doubt

also I almost asked if annarr or aurelius was more of an autistic loner but realized it had to have been the guy cluelessly embroiled in a weird snarl of pining

really couldn’t just say ‘pot’

… it’s a pot for making tea

didn’t get that specific??? BUT ALSO THAT’S LITERALLY HOW IT TRANSLATES

Salme is not asking if the lynx metahuman is a member of the harem that may or may not exist btw

but she thought it

well it’s working? Salme is appropriately impressed

genuinely a catherine brainfart but we’re rolling with it

extremely funny because salme had a very distinct ‘wow how in the FUCK do i compete with THAT’ moment about it

oh she’s remembering now

unfortunately “salme’s pace” is “fastball straight down the middle” to borrow certain hachi-roku parlance

DID SOMEONE SAY BASEBALL

alas he is Asleep or that certainly would summon him

<Jorule> try being chill and normal

<Salme> [opens with that]

lol

: “voracious omnivores” has salme wondering about some of the vore pulp novels she found

lemme know what I gotta roll

I will rewrite that whole scene, but I figure you don’t want that

I mean you can reread the scene IC as Zaya and have her flip out (homosexually)

Salme would end when Jae melts the sword and she says “Thank you”

tbf she’s gathered Zaya thinks she’s hot

she’s a bit baffled and flattered by it

yes

THANK YOU TEAK

that was very long and arduous and it is very late

lol poor Zaya

okay well I didn’t intend for her to just come out the gate with “HEY WANNA HEAR MY COMPLICATED FEELINGS ABOUT THE PAST*

aoisdpfjaopewijrfopaejfoi;adsf

man

that poor girl

I actually had to edit a couple things to make them LESS gay

like she originally cupped Zaya’s cheek at one point and I was like “… this is Too Gay and Salme Knows now. I can’t get away with this”

cuuuute

zaya is such a good person

hello

I haven’t made trouble recently

missed u teo

now he’s fukkin talkin’ in kanji

lol

yo quiero el tacobell

…kimchi?

I’m around! Did we have a goal in mind for tonight’s session?

lol let me look back thru the linkpearl posts real quick

OH okay so at the very least doing some methexis experimentation—Salme wants to share her memory of her omniclast experiments

Ooh, okay.

Other than that Catching Up. They haven’t talked since Samudra I don’t think

Yeah, basically. Wolf might counter-share some of his dream imagery

uhhh is this still the Same Day?

(somewhere Aurelius is rolling his eyes)

early on the next day? could just be at the hotel. IDK what wolf would want to do; Salme’s been running around like a crazy person

Late feels right, after a day of exploring and stuff. Wolf probably doesn’t have a hangout spot preference–maybe the hangout room in the Library?

Salme popping into the library after her tea-time with Zaya? That would work

Yee, yeah.

NOT local woman, ty

:P

wolf is so cute

salme won’t say it but she is thinking it

Bwahahahaha

she knows her audience

hate the start of this song because i expect it to do the large uptempto sweep like the chrono cross song it’s channeling and it distinctly does not do that

should I write the entire scene? mostly I want to see if Wolf can make any sense of a particular moment, but Salme wants him to see the whole thing

I mean, you probably don’t need to write the whole thing–I’ve read the scene and I can go back and reread it–but let me do my bit, and if you need to focus me in on something, do it

kk

WOLF T-T

-blinks- What?

cute and good and sweet

also clever

Perhaps ironically, inspired by Ayato sharing his skill with the naginata.

FLABBERGASTED how we had identical rolls.

magic dice

Also, I think we won. -smug-

we super won

35 total, I think.

We’re good at this shit.

we are!

excuse me

….wut.

What.

HWAT

-Alyssa Edwards gif- what the fuck is going on in here on this day?

Spooky R&B

that was not “dueling in the bright warm sunlight” music

yeah that was definitely letting the bong rip on halloween

you were (rotating) how much of that would make us gnaw

right after all the map updates too

how am i supposed to know where to place this you piece of shit

makes me think of … the ffxi track hachi played for me of the skeletons jammin’ outside the like … dark lord’s tower

i guess doofy ass beats to watch the world end to in a past life PROBABLY go center? it’s getting pretty crowded there tho

(also laughing @ u ice)

:( tone doesn’t come across super well with disembodied narrtext alas

rip

Also, the writer must work tomorrow, and so processing in realtime might have to wait.

that’s fair! we can wrap up.

shit I didn’t even realize what time it was

lol

Trufax

that’s scene for me

Yep!

-dryly- See, there’s really only ONE existential crisis, but we keep passing it around.

<3 -hugs all y’all-

oeauifasjdfopasfjd

Meanwhile, Wolf’s just over there thinking “hmm, wow, the world is even weirder than I thought, that’s neat.”

hahahahaha

Salme got used to being like “hm. I don’t have a destiny. I’m existing for the first time. that’s neat!”

and now she’s like “fuuuuuuuuck”

While Wolf’s not nearly so concerned about something like reincarnation as he would be “someone actively fucking with his mind”

Alas, one must needs get to bed–it’s a WFH day tomorrow, but I still need to be, y’know, conscious.

<3 <3

rest well!! <3

thank you for a WONDERFUL scene

and we got Cool Free Techne and Ascended

Rest well, everyone!

Likewise! Yaaaay successes.

G’night, folks!

and Wolf was cute and good

goodnight!

teakwood,

before i hit play, because i am a good player who likes the gm,

is “In The Light of Far Stars” supposed to be unlocked?

oh the Deep Library theme ok

ok well good remind we still miss one

should be good now

honestly kudos to you for keeping those music nodes updated

it wasn’t???

oh yeah I know it was different, it’s just that they were both from the previous world

some other weird fukkin place with non-burning nm rings set up for salme and wolf to not make out in

dude now you’re accusing salme and wolf of sexual tension?

fix

dont blame me the shippers can’t be stopped

: “idk what the fuck is going on here with this High As A Kite Sitting At Home Passing Out Halloween Candy Shit tbqh” laugh rule

are you shippers?

idk you mention them all the time not me

that’s … fair

man I’m so tired of you winning our stupid arguments

rip

yeah I parsed that as “same place, pre apocolypse”

dueling circle is gold-inlaid instead of black

WOW teakwood is SPICY

are you losing in XI?

two dualing circles……………….

imagine……………

what about the other salme and wolf tho are there more than one of them too smart guy

… nevermind the spice is deserved

yeah EXACTLY

fucked up there’s no logs for v0 or BF now :(

that is a genuine tragedy I’ve been sad about, as someone who’d like to perv on logs

also ice, either option is okay, but did aurelius see salme’s message via linkpearl (from yesterday) or did it get buried?

i saw ‘em, think i was planning on saying he was busy and didn’t see it until Later tho

that’s fair and it makes sense, just wanted to make sure

ye ye

he is NOT leaving her On Read or just going “ok” tho no

(briefly almost did that in my Barely Awake state and then was like ‘lol no he wouldn’t just say okay and nothing else’)

(oaidjflkaesjlk;fjewlf)

I’m imagining if you did and then Salme does have to throw herself in the chasm

RIP

I might try to grab you for another scene before the group session, but hachi expressed interest in dealing with Existential Dread Salme and she’s also still trying not to make herself Aurelius’ problem

even though I suspect the whole thing she’s Made Up In Her Head has a very simple solution

HACHI TAKE THE WHEEL

lololol

we’ll see if we get Awa just being like “sooooooo what?”

lol I am trying (and failing) to do the Poly Ship Chart for the entire party + Caion + Jorule and I’m starting with the relationship diagram, and staring at my options going “… how do I define Jorule and Aurelius’ relationship??”

: “Inside Him (No Homo)”

oeraifudsjaopjise

mansplaining pyramids

im just sayin’ she doesn’t have context for either thing

she can see the pyramid is obviously man-made in the picture!

actually no she probably wouldn’t let me edit that ugh

lol

sniggered real hard at “ yeah “truth”, not “unconfirmed shit people believe in” or a psychopomp.”

Angel of Unconfirmed Shit People Believe In

I see salme got sweet, patient jorule with her relationship issues and sassy bitch jorule for existential issues

ain’t even worth entertaining

hmmm

scandalous dancer AF?

Hello!

teakwood… did you notice… you’re not talking in red :O

aha

I assumed

meh

Sounds an awful lot like work

I’m good to call scene whenever - didn’t know if you wanted to hit anything else

<3

thanks for running it

aurelius (mech) and jorule (mech pilot)

what

i mean

hi ice

icey ice ice

hachiiiiiiii

teaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak

hachi-roku

I fuckening

snorted aloud

ahahahaha

That’s amore!

<3

: “when the 12 moons hit the sky like pepperoni on pie—oh shit where did that one go???”

dont say yes you fool you’ve seen the post counts that happen to anyone that agrees

LOL

it’s too late, eight-six signed up for this, awa is just an instrument of divine design

Good Night, Sweet Prince

dsifuhaewl;kfjawlk;e

so mean 2 me

even AG’s at like 130 already

that’s AG’s choice!

yeah i said ‘anyone that agrees’ for a reason

ty for your input scorpy-q

noooo leave her out of the box

to be fair, Salme would try to kill god for Jorule if he asked her to. Which he wouldn’t, because both ice characters have that in common in this game

why would you ask someone to kill god for you instead of doing it yourself smh

no help will be forthcoming, you are doomed

beleagured??? like teak’s fayth??????????

:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and :333333333333333333333333333333

teak if you’d hit the button on this one for awa

this karkat theme-ass song

I likened it to the weird XI dark tower waltz you played for me

<3

honestly what does the title “Beleagured Fayth” mean btw?

staring at you

w…was there a difference?

or did it just refer to the three goddesses

I took it to mean fayth->faith, because we started out literally beleagured on all sides, only being aware of our own existence, and it was faith that there was Something Else Out There that kept our group going back out

but also fayth->gods/goddesses b/c multiple meanings because we were seeds of light

why spelled with a y?

b/c teakwood

qoeiwfjaopswfjdoipasdfjoip

UNTRUE IT HAPPENED A FEW TIMES

salme learned her Truth That Burns

how could you forget classic BF moments such as the one time aleith went “yeah, i don’t fucking care, we’re winning this fight” and mashed the summon button

fucking spider face over here what a jerk :P

weifusjkla;djl;kfsd

it was like probably the coolest thing he did all campaign

you really don’t remember lmao

it was some random fight in the 3rd act

hahahaha

you remember Leilani not using the airship :)

some actions echo throughout time so clearly that when they are spoken about, it becomes almost as if you experienced them

i’m trying to remember if Ed ever had a Moment

I had to hold Hachi through a ptsd flashback about that airship

and coming up blank aside from a handful of times he piggybacked off Poel Moments

yeah

[The Future Changed]

if radmir had kept his crystal in tack we would have ridden that airship

and the world would have died

in tack

really makes u think

kept that crystal saddled up. giddyup

teakwood important question

are there any four-legged metahumans we’ve encountered

a truly baffling question to ask in this moment, i shall never know your mind

: “even me” I’m love him

instead of just “humanoid” I was going to say “each two-legged and four-legged humanoid” but then I was like “wait are there quadrupeds”

IT’S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME???

luckily Salme is not absolutely fucking terrified of the Vast

though I do think if she went darkside and became an avatar of something it’d probably be the desolation

I might rotate that at you since I have a better grasp on the cast now

still throwing shade at nooplankton, even if they are part zosimos

she’s willing to let that pass even tho she thinks they’re cute and is sad she didn’t get one

they ARE cute

they are also complete dumbasses

which helps the cuteness imo

look they helped her out in a bad moment. she’s attached.

tracks

god that gives me a great idea actually

i think murdering the sun will actually give her MORE anxiety but i mean, go for it

nah just seasonal depression

she needs that seasonal depression lamp (the centrelight)

(or the truth that loves)

honestly 1 hour mandated hours in front of the truth that loves, no tomestone, might fix her?

hahahaha

it’s that got dang tomestone

it’s actually not she would have been Worse pre-Jorule doing damage control. unfortunately you gotta hand it to her unlicensed therapist

regarding the multi-universal terrorist, you do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to them”

bitch you signed up to do the bombing run

yeah we fucked up that ship something fierce, it ruled

it did

stole a got dang scythe of winter and made a mana tree

salme does not understand that jorule is a literal terrorist

can’t remember if i fudged an event roll or not for that but im glad ya’ll got the Fang AF

and then used it too

eight-six is a terrorist too …

more like thieves really, it was about Loot not Terror……………………….

tbf I don’t think salme would at any point find “terrorist” a dealbreaker

: “theft” certainly not

us: you go first- no you go first-

oooh and scene?

and scene

thank you hachi that was lovely and sweet

YOU’RE lovely and sweet

woah

the golden lion? when he has a skill about making shit that can’t be completed??? mans the Soldier-and-Brother (or fiend engine)

salme’s got the golden lion on the brain ok

admittedly if you’re always considering the golden lion it can never catch you unawares

[thinking meme react]

lol ice btw did you know annarr had a sad gay boyfriend in his backstory or are you finding out this shit 1 minute per minute as well

turns out when you don’t have any details in mind teak IS capable of filling in the details

(also sounded more like one sided pining but)

(absolutely one-sided pining I couldn’t think of a better way to word it)

well yeah but The Details are inevitably “Have You Considered Sad Gay Pining”

well Annarr clearly did and went “… nah”

Zaya is impressively Gay Pining for someone who is in a relationship

(admiring, awed)

The privilege of a Pure Heart is that it is impossible to be out of character.

If you were constrained by “who you are”, how would you have free will?

Hell Yeah

<3

even if that still lets jorule off the hook for being Right too often

dats why they call him the angel of truth

: is it?

I think this is Jorule self-reporting

idk what that means

you said “dats why they call him the angel of truth” but I can only rely on Jorule’s self-reporting for “they call me the angel of truth because I’m Right all the time”

why else would they

he’s Seeking The Truth

IDK

I want to believe in a world where Jorule is Wrong Sometimes

rude

monstrous, even

cruel

EXCITED

FOR THE SESSION

<3 <3

you really want to kill an innocent glass shark, huh?

frogs cause problems, sharks carry sins

forum posts do NOT like my line breaks hau

(I have made a silly amount of clan name suggestions and it is Banjax’d)

no single, only double

you can do single, but you have to put two spaces after each line

too late!

deranged

the formatting or Awa

: “stoic stillear” is

sending me

the endjineers sounds like a fucking indie band

gahahhahaha

intended

while the sagely caravan clan is like. 70s folk

hiya y’all! Real hype for today’s session

archayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

We’ll see if Archie’s deck gets to pop off again :D

Hey y’all!

’lo folks

wolfayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

sorry had wifi issues

t-t-teo

lucjayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I’m hoping mine hangs on, it real stormy here y’all

that double space at the end of the line fixes the formatting

is there a way to edit posts?

NO

I was just too excited and mashed enter a whole bunch

to fix it

no the linkpearl hates you and wants you to die (no editing)

oh RUDe

scorpion harness https://ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/gearset/scorpion-harness

oh shit i didn’t realize 14 had a legit scorpion harness now, though I was aware of the lower level shared model versions kicking around lol

I think it’s just a glamour piece from eureka haha

ah that makes sense

I need to make a library collection of all the times we’ve described our new outfits so I remember what everyone’s wearing

are they jorule sunglasses or aviators

I did start cataloguing them in the codex but I’m behind

naw different style, he’s not wearing aviators while jorule and SQ are both doin’ it

hahahah

more sports style, smaller and more form fitting around the eyes

hell yeah

SHE’LL BE COMING ROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES

something somewhere smells very intensely of roasted garlic and I want garlic bread Real Bad now

mmmm

ooh

:3

sex joke

yeah I TOO would like a sword description :3

… robot may not be horny but its angel is and also 12

correct

amazing

<3

in which the entire party takes a moment to appreciate that Wolf Do Be Fuckin, Apparently

Fuckin with our expectations, if nothing else

slkdfjal;dsfj;

BWAHAHAHAHA

hahahaha

is it appropriate/possible to negotiate stakes in this Rite? Archie has an idea kinda

Jesus Christ that card

okay I was wondering if they had legs

how do they move do they just … slide around???

nvm! I was literally just gonna make the stakes their fins versus our limbs so that if we win the rite the glass sharks can still survive and repopulate because Archie’s lowkey concerned it’s an overhunting issue

sure but I get snipe

Snipes first

appreciate this version being a spanish guitar mix lol

This is great

Very Bastion

yeah

I love this fight music yeah

Also Archie has a very silly hand so please look forward to it

teak I was going to snipe that

actually nevermind

watcha snipin

I’m gonna hit chain lightning but can change it

I’m doing shed scales of the shark in front of us so do what you’re gonna do

My only move is simple, so I might as well just do it?

go for it!

In my lane, I’m happy to be last up

Sharks not always known for being the smartest

lol

does that eat my 3 burning bonuses or just 1? I think it should eat all 3, but wanted to make sure

I think that’s how it works, yeah - each time you Stress to reuse Chain Lightning you’re performing a new instance of Strike

OH YES

FOUR VOID FLARES

Making sure I understand right - you can conjure the Alethic Rites by using their activation phrases in a Rite? I think we should Libra these guys if we get the chance

When you’re building your deck, actually

wait what

yeah you have to draw them into your hand normally

I can do that if you want

Salme or I can fish for Libra probably

yeah

If you scroll all the way down to the bottom there’s a 10-eye you can click on

teo’s more useful in battle

Oh okay, cool! Noted for the future. I’m about to give you guys a bunch of card draw so that should help you get there

that is a sexy blade

so I can do it if you want

that is a sexy blade

and it’ll pop up an image. When you do that, input the konami code and it’ll give you a text bar. Then enter the Special Phrase and it adds the rite to your options

I“m also on a tiny tablet and not my normal setup, so I don’t really want to deck manipulate forever*

STRESS THAT SHARK

ayyy there’s my void flare

<3

lmao I forgot that I had this in this deck as a joke

we may not be able to libra these sharks alas

hahaha

… did you have scorpion and the frog?

I drew it!

I do in fact

have [The Scorpion and the Frog] in my hand right now

I had it in my initial draw lol

I added it to my own pool of Alethics right now for truly No Good Reason

It’s real good

also yeah salme’s scimitar is probably like, halfway between Step 1 and Step 2 of a relic aesthetically (because i can’t imagine aurelius ever making a sword as deliberately flashy as a T3 lol) where as his own weapon is based on a dungeon drop lol

you’ll have to parse those words for me l8r

Wolf can you take out our glass shark in one hit? if not I can help

Yeah, I can. Gimme a sec…

Uhhh…did the rite just glitch out for anyone else?

It occurs to me that very few if any combats actually require infinite damage and so really in most Rites Archie is just kinda slinging around murder-soup

glitch in what way?

it always is for me lol

seems fine to me

refresh generally fixes anything weird it does

I’m gonna take a screenshot first just so I can send that to teak…

Okay, refresh has everything back in its correct place

oh did it shove it into a corner?

ihfsjkd;kjdslf

[LAUGHS]

haven’t gotten one of those in a long while

it mostly just stops letting me see hover-over text or stops letting me click on things these days lol

yeah those are the main ones

(hey hachi or someone else with void flare, who wants to do something really sexy to a shark?)

and as long as we don’t throw around too many statuses everything else seems to be mostly fine too

(but not like. sexy to a shark)

we don’t kink shame

hell yeah

buff me buff me i got more def to eat through

I mean my next turn is basically dark prophecy on two void flares and rage and then if anything’s still alive it won’t be on my next turn

oh awesome

oh yeah you got yourself covered lmao

I needed more targets

I’m two turns away from auto-killing a minimum of one enemy per turn

if glass sharks weren’t extinct before they will be now

alas lane restrictions mean I cannot stick tracer on the Defensiest Shark Around

overfishing ;(

appears in round 2 get ya every time

: :(*

Oh Aurelius I forgot but you should have 1 Defense because I played my first non-Strike rite of the combat on my last turn

aha

cool…

Cool. Back to spamming Defense cards next round.

… h-hot

helllll yeah

Awoken - get +1 Def from your robot friend

I think I’m just dead here :(

oh phew it didn’t go for the OHKO on me

that’s still A Lot

How does it get two cartds in one turn?>

oh fuckin does it? Gonna edit my shield deck

OH SHIT SALME dayuummmm

SALMEEEEE

SAL-MEH

wait shit you don’t live that

Aaaaaa

She absolutely does?

oh wait shit I did math badly

Did you play my favorite game and reverse HP?

Because that’s me every combat

For some reason I got confused and mixed up remaining HP with spent HP, yeah

yeah same

just like me fr

I got to use big damn hero for once even though

it turned into a clown shoes moment

BOOM

it was a good play!

yeah that’s pretty awesome

oh you also went down to 2 stress so I guess it wasn’t too different but. still made sense

I mean again support’s not going to OHKO anyone

It’s A Team Effort

wait I didn’t get to go yet

<3

100%

oh shit, gotta change my turn now

Question: if we heal someone at maxed out stress, do they get back up?

nope

This is the first time it’s happened, huh?

Fuck. Okay.

I’ll be fine

probably?

Yeah I think the thing is that you just get forced to retreat from the Rite

yeah

we haven’t Lost The Rite

excellent use of morsitation

Okay I have a question

Would Omen FOrgery on Awoken’s VF that’s been made quick make two more quick VFs?

hahahahahaha

Omen Forgery can only target cards in the deck, not in the hand, so no

oh damn

hahhaah

is ok

If they were discarded and shuffled back in then yes but in this case no

I am abotu to obliterate these two in front of us

I wanted to get a punch in first

yeah!!

fuck yeah!!

mad lucja!!!!! get their ass

… cool

if you get the two in front of us then when the lane collapses I can help with the ones in the left still up

holy shit indeed

salme’s most sorry about upsetting everyone oops

HELL YEAH

pow

that’s fucking wild aaa

h-hot

AWoken is a walking black hole and it is HOT

ok bear with me for a sec

HE IS SO HOT HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN A BLACK HOLE AND IT’S GOOD

also extremely real

it’s time for The Big One

FUCK EM UP

If one of them survives whatever this is, I request the next hit–unless Aury wants it?

GET THEIR ASS

sure, although I don’t think I’m doing a kill shot

objection. They are more than likely going to do something hot as fuck, because that’s how we roll here.

archie playing 52 pick up

: glances over at the game table My Lord

hahahah

gotta really sell the vibe of playing a million cards on a single turn

Archie just pushing the deck onto the table and mushing it around with his hands

H O T

Archie!

End it!

yeah hot

[Forbidden Pact!]

how did you get it to do the Glorified version for the hover?

! after name

[Forbidden Pact]

hahahah

oop

yeah what teo said

[Forbidden Pact!]

gotcha

fukken incredible on that btw

<3

excellent deck manipulation

and then just whiting out

Took me a second to find the line, and at one point I realized that for some reason Brilliance disappeared from my deck? But at that point it was fully deterministic because it was the only thing I could have drawn as my third card from Feint so I narrated it like it was still there

As for the impact, with how infrequently my deck gets enough turns to do the thing and how long of a turn I have to take to make sure I can actually do it, I gotta give it the full sell, lol

how do I mak text small

tilde or carrot

tildes

depending on direction

_smol ^{also smol}

Luĉja knows what’s up

SOU VEN IRS

lol

lolol

haha

too real

awwww

d’awww

I roll Nature

> drink the metal water

Do Not Drink Mercury

pfffffffffff ahhahaha

ooh

fucking

mirage

as a title

I can never see the words “clever girl” and not think of Jurassic Park

hear me out, Raptor!Salme

honestly not entirely wrong

yeah but does aury bonk his face for not doing it directly

hachi plz

we are not on the moon yet

:D

I just clocked the fuckin moonwalk

What a delight

lol hachi

are they stout or tall

Gods, this is beautiful

is this musical line somewhere else?

I’m too absorbed in the song to formulate a response yet, it real good

OOOH

m o t i f s

I just got it with that last wind instrument

Assuming the Naiad looks exactly like the statue of Tasna I saw?

he’s built like a refridgerator ok

rip missed the song

I shoulda said “Dr. Tasna, I presume?”

I’m glad someone else has the same brainworms I have

I appreciate you hachi

lmao 2/2 on someone coming into the office and needing something EXACTLY when i get to the halfwya point

rip ice

dope art for everyone

…oh, man. I just realized that I’m going to have to have a Xilai + Wolf scene.

Because he has a question for Xilai.

oh nooooo

lol

not a wolf scene

: “Hey man, I saw this guy…who looked kinda like you….in a dream…”

who else crying at the club thinking about Syn/Thesis and Tasna

Thanks for running

Dope as hell sesh

on the bright side we distracted tasna from remembering all the swears that the initially messages had so that’s a Win

lmao

Dope sesh indeed!

aoifjsodifjaose

hahaha

Hell Yes

Dope sesh thirded!

this was a really fun time, thank you for running it!

absolutely excellent yes

THANK YOU FOR RUNNING TEAK WOOD

thank you

Real Actual Shade Skills: My Intricately Laid Plans Are So Clever I Sometimes Amaze Myself

?

i can’t remember why i mentioone it now but it made sense at the time

sometimes your evil genius personality emerges and then disappears

I understand

I’m trying to decide if Salme would drag Aurelius into the Adult Conversation she wanted to have or if she’s too busy being weird now.

haha

the real question is who is gunna ask dusk the Important Question

Does She Know The Prince?

Does Awa Look More Like His Mom Or Dad

dfiuasdjflk;asdlf;

assuming he only had one of each

for PRACTICAL concerns,

tho who knows maybe undead get Real Weird

it’s teak campaign. of course they do

whole bunch of ‘em poor blood into a chalice on the night of a full moon and baby twink arises from it the next morning

HONESTLY checks out

hysterical image

canon now

hmmmm ice how busy are you? would you we willing to run that scene now actually?

yeah sure it’s either that or bad anime, wasn’t gunna try and talk them into StS2 until hachi went to bed anyway

lolol okay

hmmmm hm.

I’m going to say there’s a small side-cave we can duck into for a conversation. I’m going assume that’s fair enough

they probably don’t have just one singal communal area yea

SUPER cute

oop sorry someone was being weird over the phone

lol you’re fine

tell them “sorry my character’s RP girlfriend is in emotional distress”

some lady was freaking out about people “smoking so much pot it was leaking into her room” and that somone needed to go Deal with them

and i could hear her yelling in general when I checked outside and at the other person in her room and like

went up there, couldn’t really smell anything??? i don’t think anyone was even in the room???? and when i called got no answer so who knows

ghosts are real upset about one some someone hotboxed the room their haunting?

wow salme, way to … go heavy into the self-loathing language in a very … unhelpful way. Girl.

gorl.

she do be like that sometimes.

SHE IS GOING OFF-SCRIPT

salme told salme this because she finds it annoying

lol I think that can be scene?

maybe didn’t break the wheel of samsara but she’s at least attempting to get to a higher level

b r e a k t h e w h e e l r a n d

is that a wheel of time reference or am I indexing wrong?

yeah

also ty ice that was lovely and it was fun to poke at how aurelius has developed over his long loading screen of processing

icecylee.

you made a reference

and I got it

amazing!!

and it was after jesus died

:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I almost dropped “so I think we’re being reincarnated? possibly?” but I didn’t want to tonally mess with the scene and also

it had been a while

can only imagine how she would have taken the face-to-face “ok”

honestly probably would have been Fine

she did more or less process that until her next freakout

huzzah

also probably gave all three of them a tomestone during the Hours Of Exposition so they could fiddle with ‘em while listening…

100%

thank u tomestone vendor

as one does