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Elsewhere - Week of June 15, 2026

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

man I love that Luĉja’s dog gets a tag

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Aurelius

there was a reason at the time and i can’t remember what it was

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

he’s on a rite card?

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Aurelius

i did kinda laugh at that yeah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I was delighted

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Aurelius

Hmm… only problem with giving aury a new weapon is that i can’t… really… imagine him fighting without using both hands….? and a 2h gunblade seems sillier than a 1h one, somehow, on top of not being all that different from a 2h sword… is he just… going to be super dumb… and go gunblade + dagger…………..

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

gunblade polearm

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

gunblade on a spear

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Aurelius

the humble bayonette

ꙮ gunblade+bladewhip [nods sagely]

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Aurelius

a mental imagine of them connected via chain did flash before my eyes before i was like ‘wait this is maybe too dumb lol’

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

there is nothing too dumb

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I am designing Salme’s beast outfit as we speak and it is Extremely Dumb

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Aurelius

haha

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Aurelius

if I can’t convince my brain the movements make sense it’s too dumb!!

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Aurelius

tho now I’m thinking about noctus and teleporting swords………………………

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

:eyes:

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I mean you do have portals going

ꙮ :eyezoom:

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Aurelius

> whoever made this system without implementing proper threading was a goddamn criminal btw.


:thinking:

ꙮ she’s great because a lot of my best comedic writing is very “lewdly licks the proscenium” and she lets me do that constantly

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Aurelius

teakwood, the exotic snacker

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

hahaha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “ i am, in fact, an incurable optimist. i think two things are true.” is there a teakwood character who isn’t?

ꙮ lolf

ꙮ steadfastly having Jae type “ya’ll” btw as a bit

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

why because she and ice have the same fucking deranged typoing habit?

ꙮ she doesn’t TYPO much i don’t think, she’s just incredibly lazy and shitposty in a very specific way

ꙮ (trying to keep Badri, Caion, and Zaya tonally distinct is hard. Jae is blissfully easy lmao)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lol real glad I’m not trying to play more than one character since Salme insists on tone-switching like an insane woman

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

mad respect for you, teak

ꙮ Caion, especially while typing, feels REALLY clearly distinct in my head and I’m curious if it feels that way to read

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Aurelius

bitch has NOT penned a letter home in ages, only work documents

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

usually, though when he gets into Gossip Mode he’s a little less so

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

honestly the Real Question is if Aurelius is going to get a fancy outfit change too

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

he doesn’t need one but will he be able to resist?

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Aurelius

wasn’t planning on it at least

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

fair enough. you’re already contending with changing weapons

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Aurelius

not that either of those things is particularly exhausting

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

well thinking up designs is exhausting

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Aurelius

shit i just do that idly in the background lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

well I mean there is an argument for aurelius modifying his clothes considering: peacock and also considering: walking around in Annarr’s … entire … body

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Aurelius

you’re right, it’s cyborg time

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oh god

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I meant he can’t change the body but he can change the clothes

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

but I mean if he wants to saw off some limbs and go part endjinn salme will love him anyway

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Aurelius

would she still love him if he was a worm

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I mean considering her rate of “loving weirdos” yeah probably

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Aurelius

also luckily for me he is NOT salme and thus would not go nuclear after considering ‘perhaps this should not be my body’, god bless the undine nature

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “This is my boyfriend, Awoken,” (normal human) “and my other boyfriend, Aurelius” (holds up one of those clear plastic cages you take home like. reptiles from the petstore in. it’s got some nice moss and lots of dirt and just. an earthworm)

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Aurelius

lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

big Fakir/Ahiru energy @ end of princess tutu if you’ve seen it

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lololol you just say that because you’re obnoxiously undine yourself

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

… god I do not even want to think about Salme occupying a body that isn’t hers

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Aurelius

listen there was a world where i played a much, much more aggressive character here but it’s not the one we wound up in

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I know you can do it! I just think your undine superiority vibes are There

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lol it is so funny that Hachi and Teak are regularly just like “oh thank god Ice isn’t doing his aggressive lesbian thing”

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Aurelius

could have been murdering so many shades :(

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lololol “we go to mu first”

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Aurelius

imagine…………..

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Aurelius

also possibly fucked up to think about but jorule was one of the main decision makers in myth lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I don’t believe you

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

actually no

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I do

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

because super early on you jonarr was doing party leader work so well

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

just like sigh this is what I gotta do”

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Aurelius

n o e s c a p e

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

and like he’s being hands off on purpose

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Aurelius

yellow dotting is so much easier when you’re aggressive tho

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

and I absolutely think aurelius could be leader if he needed to

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

he has a couple times

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I would imagine

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

being aggressive does help

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Aurelius

also yeah explicitly on my best asterisk behavior double asterisk initially though

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Aurelius

teak got three easy to deal with characters in a row after one difficult one…. so next game… SHIT’S BACK ON>……………………

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

omg

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

well I’m excited

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

probably no one else is

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Aurelius

hahaha

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Aurelius

THEY HAVE GROWN COMPLACENT

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

fjsfslkd;fjasdlk;fjs;

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

is it villain monologue o’clock?

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Aurelius

apparently

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

do you have any ideas yet for what you’re going to do next or have you just decided to be a menace more generally speaking?

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Aurelius

oh just generally, I know teak’s off and on thinking of the next game but not enough to start writing shit down yet so I haven’t really put much thought into it either

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

that’s fair. gonna laugh if you end up being The Goodest Boy Ever instead tho

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lol I just spent fucking. 3 hours drawing and designing salme’s outfit because I’m Super Cool and of course had to design it from Scratch

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

man I should probably draw the other outfits for people

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Aurelius

i am playing TWO kinda laid back, lets other people take initiative characters at once and it’s really making me wanna do something more active next (tho if people actually does reboot his last game attempt that will be an easy outlit for it…)

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Aurelius

Nice

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I mean it was your choice to do that

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

like you could let Aurelius take the initiative once or twice

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oh or are you talking about in SoG?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I forget you’re in another game

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Aurelius

yeah lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I mean I don’t forget but like.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

that was actually doubly your choice

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Aurelius

i made a great sacrifice for group harmony :(

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I do like how you cannot imagine “initiative” without “extreme aggression” apparently?

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Aurelius

different topics

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

well you said “I made a great sacrifice for group harmony”

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Aurelius

I’m pretty sure elizabeth yellow dotted without being particularly aggressive

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Aurelius

oh yeah just

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

or is that you prefer to not yellow dot without being aggressive?

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Aurelius

i’d been planning on playing Basically Kaine to go along with the Definitely Not A Nier Character for Literal Years

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

OOOOH

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

and teak was like “please. please do not do that”

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Aurelius

and then we wound up getting a group that was like, 2/3rds people I had very little if any interaction with,

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Aurelius

looked and teak

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Aurelius

and went “you know as much as i WANT to do this i probably should………… play something less likely to scare off your other friends………………………….”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lolololol

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Aurelius

cause i sure as shit didn’t wanna potentially be the reason the game imploded after all that time

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah. you’ve been waiting to run this game forever, right? well, not “run” but … collectively participate in it

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Aurelius

ye ye

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Aurelius

one of the first instances

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Aurelius

didn’t even have the set worlds or anything

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

holy shit really?

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Aurelius

and instead of writing up a character, teak wanted us to write up a story about a random world, and the plan was to collect as many of those as got written (perhaps even more than the number of players)

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Aurelius

and then each PC would randomly be from one of those worlds (tho the amnesia thing after waking up in sanctuary was still there)

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Aurelius

and i actually still have the file with my entry for that lol

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Aurelius

idk if too many other people actually got around to doing it but I had an idea pretty quick

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

ooh. is it something you’d be willing to share?

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Aurelius

ye

SYSYSYGAMI

Oh, I still have mine, actually! After some digging.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I’d also love to see if you’re willing to share

SYSYSYGAMI

Yes, after work - just had to confirm the contents were nonspoiling

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Aurelius

:O I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone else’s entry

ꙮ gjhfdjghetuijhoitejhi Salme

ꙮ jorule’s fucking RESPONSE lol

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Aurelius

:3

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Aurelius

see even aury’s a bit red/tenebrous, deep down

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

it was cute/good

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also that solo win is his. like it has to be. in my Narrative Opinion.

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Aurelius

haha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also I feel like jorule is just pacing his enclosure (the library) yowling about how stupid it is.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

like that has been what he’s been doing this entire time

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also fuck I realized we left samudra too fast to have a proper beach episode.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

the tragedy

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Aurelius

RIP

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Aurelius

not that samudra had much in the way of beaches anyway

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

that’s true

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

maybe this is epilogue shit

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Aurelius

Hmm…!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

okay would aury dual weilding gunblades be … too stupid? (I have no idea why I had this imagine in my head partway through dragon age veilguard combat but I Sure Did). Are gunblades things you can dual weild?

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Aurelius

hahah

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Aurelius

i guess you could but it’d probably be awkward as fuck

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

for some reason in this game rogue dual wields but the weapons are like. huge as fuck so I was like “well idk maybe???”

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Aurelius

haha

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Aurelius

considering an off hand shield now tbh

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also hot AND practical. what do you use for fighting style inspo? mostly games you’ve played?

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Aurelius

vaguely? idk if I ever take much direct inspiration from any one given then, I just tend to have a solid mental image in mind that might pull from a lot of different things or nothing in particularly. gunblades is particularly are funny since i can’t actually. recall many if any FF8 / FF14 animations off hand, despite gunbreaker being my main for years at this point… since i play at make zoom with sfx on lol

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Aurelius

fug trying to find the dumbest note but can’t find it

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Aurelius

i know it saw it somewhere the other day but can’t find it whomp

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

dumbest note?

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Aurelius

about names and parents in myth

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oooh lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

what does “make zoom with sfx on” mean btw?

ꙮ Gunblade and parrying sword? i like shields, shields are neat

ꙮ ”max zoom with special effects on” i.e. Can’t See Shit, Cap’n

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oooh

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Aurelius

it means I can see a lot of things,

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

… like how in nier automata when bullet hell is bulleting and you’re like “sure do hope I’m dodging”

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Aurelius

but what my character model is doing ain’t one of ‘em

ꙮ if i want to see how cute i am i can zoom in real close

ꙮ on which note D1D YOU KNOW that the final fantasy RDM AF they added from the alliance raid exactly color and pattern matches the Samurai AF skirt from… Shadowbringers, I think

ꙮ I am the prettiest goddamned princess.

ꙮ I might go into Evercold like this.

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Aurelius

hhaha

ꙮ it’s that or the scruffy hoodie and slightly scuffed jeans they recently added that give me Impure Thoughts

ꙮ ”teakwood why are you so fucking unhinged. why is THAT what gets you” great question! thanks for asking

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I love the two options here

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Aurelius

why can i not find the warning about the name eater……….. awoo

ꙮ awoo

ꙮ what the shit is Jorule talking about that he needed to elaborate on the Name Eater, is he telling Salme how hot Flip was or something

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Aurelius

oh no he just mentioned “meeting someone’s parents would be a novel experience”

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Aurelius

and she’s like “the fuck are you talking about”

ꙮ Ahh

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “you’ve been to space but not met someone’s parents?”

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Aurelius

and i’m PRETTY SURE having parents was also on The List in addition to simply hasving a sur-name

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Aurelius

i vaguely remember seeing the note/warning recent-ish but can’t remember where

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

reall need to make your storage bin searchable somehow

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Aurelius

mfw search has been broken for over a decade

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Aurelius

oh well

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah I know part of me is like “could we write a script that would search for you?”

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Aurelius

oh i’m a dumb ass it was in the shade district section at the very bottom like i thought my eyes just kept glazing over it since it only said half i what i thought it did

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: pat pat it’s hard to be a lore keeper

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “jochrule”

ꙮ ”Weird as shit… OR just normal ass people that made the horrible mistake of letting their child join a theatre troupe.” fuckin dyign

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Aurelius

:D

ꙮ what excellent backscroll

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

that was such a good line

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

aury and salme go to a play and we find out later pre memoryloss awa wrote it

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Aurelius

:O!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also ice how do you choose a ffxiv race and character teak just told me “yearn to be a tiny gay catboy” and that is not applicable to me

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Aurelius

we already had this discussion

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

you told me how YOU chose

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

how does a normal idiot choose

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Aurelius

i mean realistically you are one of three people:

the world’s most boring white dude and you’re intent on your avatar being the same because you’re Not Gay (or you’re a woman who’s gotten one too many weird DMs in her time)

probably still the world’s most boring guy but you are at piece with this and want to have Hot Girl avatar instead

you are a furry and will take any opportunity given to flex this

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Aurelius

: “what about people that play the short race” never be that kind of person

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

hahahhahhaha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

okay what if I’m not a guy OR a furry?

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Aurelius

then just pick the avatar you want to play dress up the most with tbqh

especially for 14

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

okay that is kinda useful

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Aurelius

BUT LET IT BE KNOWN,

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Aurelius

if you play a lalafell a lot of the outfits will kinda suck

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

no. those things creep me out

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

they’re like

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

baby proportioned

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

dislike

ꙮ she has seen Tarutaru, she knows what Lalafell should be and are not

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Aurelius

and yet you forcetaru’s hachi in 11……………………..

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

tarutaru are cute

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

they look like Creatures not Babies

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Aurelius

they’re both hideous giant headed freaks of nature


things i can say out of earshot of moku
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Salme, The Sword-Saint

well yeah that’s probably true

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also YOU KNOW no one can make hachi do something he doesn’t want to do.

ꙮ true facts

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Aurelius

hachi is very bullyable

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Aurelius

except when it’s about creating/updating character sheets, that is indeed literally impossible

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

man I have TRIED

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I pestered him so much about leveling up for SoG when I was there

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Aurelius

hahaha

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Aurelius

SoG is even worse since it requires going through massive ass spell lists that have 0 good/interesting options…………

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

<hachi> “remind me” [is reminded] “urrrrrgh:*

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeouch

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Aurelius

(tho we did finally hit a rank finally where we’re starting to get decent options mercifully)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(bless)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(I’ve heard a bit about hachi’s spell list woes)

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Aurelius

yeah. yeah haha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also he said you took the coolest class

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Aurelius

TBH I think there’s a few that might be more cool, but I did subclass into one of them so :3

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

and poor hachi trying to run some weirdass sorc build

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Aurelius

divine sorcerer… what a world…………

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

pour one out for hachi roku

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also bless Jorule for telling Salme what a vampire is

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Aurelius

Not A Maw Eel, turns out

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I didn’t decide that she had no idea right until I was like. “that would be so funny”

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Aurelius

makes sense

ꙮ MAW EELS

ꙮ ”That sounds like a memory, but if a memory was evil?” i love her

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

you said we didn’t know what ghost were

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: ghosts*

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

so

SYSYSYGAMI

lalafell are good, I think

ꙮ your FACE is good

SYSYSYGAMI

Thanks!

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Aurelius

what a very funny to ask crimson, ie, ‘their main thing is attempting to make everything about themself’

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

look she doesn’t have context

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Aurelius

yeah that’s why it’s funny

ꙮ what an excellent answer from SY lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

SY is great

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Aurelius

that was also a funny response to see after peter was thinking about rebooting the last mana game again lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

hm?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

SY’s response?

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Aurelius

ye

ꙮ fcidesjhgvojurdetfhnghoijjetoihjetiohj the Awoken XD

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yes I laughed

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

wait was that last post supposed to be jorule or Aurelius?

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Aurelius

the world may never know, the to do list looms dangerously from over the horizon

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

mostly I’m sort of desperate to know what Aurelius thinks of his timeshare bodysnatcher situation

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Aurelius

but no that was ment to be jorule

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

and after he said awa was the most desirable

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The Awoken

awa didn’t see that post!!!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah but jorule now knows his love is unrequited

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

tragedie

ꙮ loooool

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Aurelius

hmmm wonder if salme managed to Stay Normal when being given a weapon (in the form of a gift)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

there’s only one way to find out.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

what counts as normal here anyway