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there was a reason at the time and i can’t remember what it was
he’s on a rite card?
i did kinda laugh at that yeah
I was delighted
Hmm… only problem with giving aury a new weapon is that i can’t… really… imagine him fighting without using both hands….? and a 2h gunblade seems sillier than a 1h one, somehow, on top of not being all that different from a 2h sword… is he just… going to be super dumb… and go gunblade + dagger…………..
gunblade polearm
gunblade on a spear
the humble bayonette
ꙮ gunblade+bladewhip [nods sagely]
a mental imagine of them connected via chain did flash before my eyes before i was like ‘wait this is maybe too dumb lol’
there is nothing too dumb
I am designing Salme’s beast outfit as we speak and it is Extremely Dumb
haha
if I can’t convince my brain the movements make sense it’s too dumb!!
tho now I’m thinking about noctus and teleporting swords………………………
:eyes:
I mean you do have portals going
ꙮ :eyezoom:
> whoever made this system without implementing proper threading was a goddamn criminal btw.
:thinking:
ꙮ she’s great because a lot of my best comedic writing is very “lewdly licks the proscenium” and she lets me do that constantly
teakwood, the exotic snacker
hahaha
: “ i am, in fact, an incurable optimist. i think two things are true.” is there a teakwood character who isn’t?
ꙮ lolf
ꙮ steadfastly having Jae type “ya’ll” btw as a bit
why because she and ice have the same fucking deranged typoing habit?
ꙮ she doesn’t TYPO much i don’t think, she’s just incredibly lazy and shitposty in a very specific way
ꙮ (trying to keep Badri, Caion, and Zaya tonally distinct is hard. Jae is blissfully easy lmao)
lol real glad I’m not trying to play more than one character since Salme insists on tone-switching like an insane woman
mad respect for you, teak
ꙮ Caion, especially while typing, feels REALLY clearly distinct in my head and I’m curious if it feels that way to read
bitch has NOT penned a letter home in ages, only work documents
usually, though when he gets into Gossip Mode he’s a little less so
honestly the Real Question is if Aurelius is going to get a fancy outfit change too
he doesn’t need one but will he be able to resist?
wasn’t planning on it at least
fair enough. you’re already contending with changing weapons
not that either of those things is particularly exhausting
well thinking up designs is exhausting
shit i just do that idly in the background lol
well I mean there is an argument for aurelius modifying his clothes considering: peacock and also considering: walking around in Annarr’s … entire … body
you’re right, it’s cyborg time
oh god
I meant he can’t change the body but he can change the clothes
but I mean if he wants to saw off some limbs and go part endjinn salme will love him anyway
would she still love him if he was a worm
I mean considering her rate of “loving weirdos” yeah probably
also luckily for me he is NOT salme and thus would not go nuclear after considering ‘perhaps this should not be my body’, god bless the undine nature
: “This is my boyfriend, Awoken,” (normal human) “and my other boyfriend, Aurelius” (holds up one of those clear plastic cages you take home like. reptiles from the petstore in. it’s got some nice moss and lots of dirt and just. an earthworm)
lol
big Fakir/Ahiru energy @ end of princess tutu if you’ve seen it
lololol you just say that because you’re obnoxiously undine yourself
… god I do not even want to think about Salme occupying a body that isn’t hers
listen there was a world where i played a much, much more aggressive character here but it’s not the one we wound up in
I know you can do it! I just think your undine superiority vibes are There
lol it is so funny that Hachi and Teak are regularly just like “oh thank god Ice isn’t doing his aggressive lesbian thing”
could have been murdering so many shades :(
lololol “we go to mu first”
imagine…………..
also possibly fucked up to think about but jorule was one of the main decision makers in myth lol
I don’t believe you
actually no
I do
because super early on you jonarr was doing party leader work so well
just like “sigh this is what I gotta do”
n o e s c a p e
and like he’s being hands off on purpose
yellow dotting is so much easier when you’re aggressive tho
and I absolutely think aurelius could be leader if he needed to
he has a couple times
I would imagine
being aggressive does help
also yeah explicitly on my best asterisk behavior double asterisk initially though
teak got three easy to deal with characters in a row after one difficult one…. so next game… SHIT’S BACK ON>……………………
omg
well I’m excited
probably no one else is
hahaha
THEY HAVE GROWN COMPLACENT
fjsfslkd;fjasdlk;fjs;
is it villain monologue o’clock?
apparently
do you have any ideas yet for what you’re going to do next or have you just decided to be a menace more generally speaking?
oh just generally, I know teak’s off and on thinking of the next game but not enough to start writing shit down yet so I haven’t really put much thought into it either
that’s fair. gonna laugh if you end up being The Goodest Boy Ever instead tho
lol I just spent fucking. 3 hours drawing and designing salme’s outfit because I’m Super Cool and of course had to design it from Scratch
man I should probably draw the other outfits for people
i am playing TWO kinda laid back, lets other people take initiative characters at once and it’s really making me wanna do something more active next (tho if people actually does reboot his last game attempt that will be an easy outlit for it…)
Nice
I mean it was your choice to do that
like you could let Aurelius take the initiative once or twice
oh or are you talking about in SoG?
I forget you’re in another game
yeah lol
I mean I don’t forget but like.
that was actually doubly your choice
i made a great sacrifice for group harmony :(
I do like how you cannot imagine “initiative” without “extreme aggression” apparently?
different topics
well you said “I made a great sacrifice for group harmony”
I’m pretty sure elizabeth yellow dotted without being particularly aggressive
oh yeah just
or is that you prefer to not yellow dot without being aggressive?
i’d been planning on playing Basically Kaine to go along with the Definitely Not A Nier Character for Literal Years
OOOOH
and teak was like “please. please do not do that”
and then we wound up getting a group that was like, 2/3rds people I had very little if any interaction with,
looked and teak
and went “you know as much as i WANT to do this i probably should………… play something less likely to scare off your other friends………………………….”
lolololol
cause i sure as shit didn’t wanna potentially be the reason the game imploded after all that time
yeah. you’ve been waiting to run this game forever, right? well, not “run” but … collectively participate in it
ye ye
one of the first instances
didn’t even have the set worlds or anything
holy shit really?
and instead of writing up a character, teak wanted us to write up a story about a random world, and the plan was to collect as many of those as got written (perhaps even more than the number of players)
and then each PC would randomly be from one of those worlds (tho the amnesia thing after waking up in sanctuary was still there)
and i actually still have the file with my entry for that lol
idk if too many other people actually got around to doing it but I had an idea pretty quick
ooh. is it something you’d be willing to share?
ye
Oh, I still have mine, actually! After some digging.
I’d also love to see if you’re willing to share
Yes, after work - just had to confirm the contents were nonspoiling
:O I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone else’s entry
ꙮ gjhfdjghetuijhoitejhi Salme
ꙮ jorule’s fucking RESPONSE lol
:3
see even aury’s a bit red/tenebrous, deep down
it was cute/good
also that solo win is his. like it has to be. in my Narrative Opinion.
haha
also I feel like jorule is just pacing his enclosure (the library) yowling about how stupid it is.
like that has been what he’s been doing this entire time
also fuck I realized we left samudra too fast to have a proper beach episode.
the tragedy
RIP
not that samudra had much in the way of beaches anyway
that’s true
maybe this is epilogue shit
Hmm…!
okay would aury dual weilding gunblades be … too stupid? (I have no idea why I had this imagine in my head partway through dragon age veilguard combat but I Sure Did). Are gunblades things you can dual weild?
hahah
i guess you could but it’d probably be awkward as fuck
for some reason in this game rogue dual wields but the weapons are like. huge as fuck so I was like “well idk maybe???”
haha
considering an off hand shield now tbh
also hot AND practical. what do you use for fighting style inspo? mostly games you’ve played?
vaguely? idk if I ever take much direct inspiration from any one given then, I just tend to have a solid mental image in mind that might pull from a lot of different things or nothing in particularly. gunblades is particularly are funny since i can’t actually. recall many if any FF8 / FF14 animations off hand, despite gunbreaker being my main for years at this point… since i play at make zoom with sfx on lol
fug trying to find the dumbest note but can’t find it
i know it saw it somewhere the other day but can’t find it whomp
dumbest note?
about names and parents in myth
oooh lol
what does “make zoom with sfx on” mean btw?
ꙮ Gunblade and parrying sword? i like shields, shields are neat
ꙮ ”max zoom with special effects on” i.e. Can’t See Shit, Cap’n
oooh
it means I can see a lot of things,
… like how in nier automata when bullet hell is bulleting and you’re like “sure do hope I’m dodging”
but what my character model is doing ain’t one of ‘em
ꙮ if i want to see how cute i am i can zoom in real close
ꙮ on which note D1D YOU KNOW that the final fantasy RDM AF they added from the alliance raid exactly color and pattern matches the Samurai AF skirt from… Shadowbringers, I think
ꙮ I am the prettiest goddamned princess.
ꙮ I might go into Evercold like this.
hhaha
ꙮ it’s that or the scruffy hoodie and slightly scuffed jeans they recently added that give me Impure Thoughts
ꙮ ”teakwood why are you so fucking unhinged. why is THAT what gets you” great question! thanks for asking
I love the two options here
why can i not find the warning about the name eater……….. awoo
ꙮ awoo
ꙮ what the shit is Jorule talking about that he needed to elaborate on the Name Eater, is he telling Salme how hot Flip was or something
oh no he just mentioned “meeting someone’s parents would be a novel experience”
and she’s like “the fuck are you talking about”
ꙮ Ahh
: “you’ve been to space but not met someone’s parents?”
and i’m PRETTY SURE having parents was also on The List in addition to simply hasving a sur-name
i vaguely remember seeing the note/warning recent-ish but can’t remember where
reall need to make your storage bin searchable somehow
mfw search has been broken for over a decade
oh well
yeah I know part of me is like “could we write a script that would search for you?”
oh i’m a dumb ass it was in the shade district section at the very bottom like i thought my eyes just kept glazing over it since it only said half i what i thought it did
: pat pat it’s hard to be a lore keeper
: “jochrule”
ꙮ ”Weird as shit… OR just normal ass people that made the horrible mistake of letting their child join a theatre troupe.” fuckin dyign
:D
ꙮ what excellent backscroll
that was such a good line
aury and salme go to a play and we find out later pre memoryloss awa wrote it
:O!
also ice how do you choose a ffxiv race and character teak just told me “yearn to be a tiny gay catboy” and that is not applicable to me
we already had this discussion
you told me how YOU chose
how does a normal idiot choose
i mean realistically you are one of three people:
the world’s most boring white dude and you’re intent on your avatar being the same because you’re Not Gay (or you’re a woman who’s gotten one too many weird DMs in her time)
probably still the world’s most boring guy but you are at piece with this and want to have Hot Girl avatar instead
you are a furry and will take any opportunity given to flex this
: “what about people that play the short race” never be that kind of person
hahahhahhaha
okay what if I’m not a guy OR a furry?
then just pick the avatar you want to play dress up the most with tbqh
especially for 14
okay that is kinda useful
BUT LET IT BE KNOWN,
if you play a lalafell a lot of the outfits will kinda suck
no. those things creep me out
they’re like
baby proportioned
dislike
ꙮ she has seen Tarutaru, she knows what Lalafell should be and are not
and yet you forcetaru’s hachi in 11……………………..
tarutaru are cute
they look like Creatures not Babies
they’re both hideous giant headed freaks of nature
things i can say out of earshot of moku
well yeah that’s probably true
also YOU KNOW no one can make hachi do something he doesn’t want to do.
ꙮ true facts
hachi is very bullyable
except when it’s about creating/updating character sheets, that is indeed literally impossible
man I have TRIED
I pestered him so much about leveling up for SoG when I was there
hahaha
SoG is even worse since it requires going through massive ass spell lists that have 0 good/interesting options…………
<hachi> “remind me” [is reminded] “urrrrrgh:*
yeouch
(tho we did finally hit a rank finally where we’re starting to get decent options mercifully)
(bless)
(I’ve heard a bit about hachi’s spell list woes)
yeah. yeah haha
also he said you took the coolest class
TBH I think there’s a few that might be more cool, but I did subclass into one of them so :3
and poor hachi trying to run some weirdass sorc build
divine sorcerer… what a world…………
pour one out for hachi roku
also bless Jorule for telling Salme what a vampire is
Not A Maw Eel, turns out
I didn’t decide that she had no idea right until I was like. “that would be so funny”
makes sense
ꙮ MAW EELS
ꙮ ”That sounds like a memory, but if a memory was evil?” i love her
you said we didn’t know what ghost were
: ghosts*
so
lalafell are good, I think
ꙮ your FACE is good
Thanks!
what a very funny to ask crimson, ie, ‘their main thing is attempting to make everything about themself’
lol
look she doesn’t have context
yeah that’s why it’s funny
ꙮ what an excellent answer from SY lol
SY is great
that was also a funny response to see after peter was thinking about rebooting the last mana game again lol
hm?
SY’s response?
ye
ꙮ fcidesjhgvojurdetfhnghoijjetoihjetiohj the Awoken XD
yes I laughed
wait was that last post supposed to be jorule or Aurelius?
the world may never know, the to do list looms dangerously from over the horizon
mostly I’m sort of desperate to know what Aurelius thinks of his timeshare bodysnatcher situation
but no that was ment to be jorule
and after he said awa was the most desirable
awa didn’t see that post!!!
yeah but jorule now knows his love is unrequited
tragedie
ꙮ loooool
hmmm wonder if salme managed to Stay Normal when being given a weapon (in the form of a gift)
there’s only one way to find out.
what counts as normal here anyway
: not turn into a weird blubbering mess for one, high marks for ‘oh cool thank’
: “Miracles for who” indeed
thinking about it it is kinda funny since some are more explicitly ‘for self’ and ‘for others’, esp with Miracles / Destruction
Yeah I mean I figure that’s what Seye was Getting At
I mean anyone who gives Salme a gift is going to get genuine gratitude and a hug, sorry to say. if aury hates it he can break up with her.
that is where the line is drawn it tru
hm? what line?
genuine gratitude and a hug
oh is that one acceptable?
you’ll get a post about Miracles too I just got distracted partway through
tragic ‘defeated’ instead of ‘undefeated’ typo
oh I’ll edit : )
love that the og mana crew got stuck in the Fiend Wriggler for fun and profit.
what kind of sicko would do that to such nice kids?
(am very excited for Miracles)
More Tragic: you can’t edit BBS post
a sicko named orom……………………………………………………. (flip loved it tho)
seriously doubting Sam’s assertion that flip was a perfectly normal angel
(yeah you can’t edit BBS posts (or delete!) because teak/jorule hates us and wants us to suffer)
he was raised in the district the Nightly Fiend Slaying Festival took place in, so perspective may have been slightly warped
not editing is intentional, not being able to delete the most recent post was a Design Weakness Oversight fwiw
: “slightly warped”
yeah I could live without edits but realizing I can’t delete something where I flubbed the formatting is Rough
you can blame 11 for that really……………………………………….
ꙮ jorule appeared to me in a dream and told me it’d be funnier if nobody could ever delete posts
:D
ꙮ (i’ll fix it, my brain’s been mush, XI-unrelated)
It has, also, been funny
yeah that
also I blame dream jorule
(also my brain is so deepfried by the heat and the barometric pressure that I read “11” and could Not figure out what character that is
like absolutely fucking convinced that was a person
no, that’s 86. Or Nine. ……………………………………………….. you know what, fair
lol
okay here’s a thought for you: is there a kind of character/role you’d never want to play? like is just not fun for you conceptually?
hmmm nothing comes to mind off hand really
other than like, actively disruptive puppy kicking evil, but that’s not really a thing a normal ass person brings to co-op
yeah I feel like anyone who finds that fun to play isn’t going to be fun to play with.
it could be kinda funny as like a dumb one off thing where everyone‘s in on it and you’re all just playing over the top cartoon villians for a one shot or something, but yeah not sustainable lol
yeah. “the evilest people you know try to accomplish a group task that requires care and teamwork” would be hysterical but only for a little while.
I feel like Not Being A Character Who Jokes Much might be hard but someone has to be the straight man
it happens on ocassion
I feel like a hachi character that does joke much makes sense but an icecylee one alarms me? couldn’t say why
thats the power of being 70% jokes by volume
I kind of want to run a game sometime in which the players are (also) the villain lieutenants in a magical girl villain society, and have responsibility for making the monsters of the week and arguing over whose fault it is when they fail
you have to make monsters out of your own personality traits and you cross them off the sheet when a monster made from them fails. (“You are not required to abandon this part of yourself, but you are socially expected to.”)
mmm, high concept vaporware. love that taste
the best kind…
(in a similar but completely different vein i kind of want to run a campaign that’s a metroidvania roguelite but there’s absolutely NO way to do that satisfyingly over a table lol)
ok hold on, well
okay “magical girl villain society” is SUCH a good idea I love it. Reminds me of my sailor moon days.
Yes it’s more directly a ‘pretty cure’ riff since Joanna and I are watching Heartcatch
I’ve never seen pretty cure but I’m familiar at least with the genre conventions
some fun things you might not expect: “magical girl combat involves a lot of direct, thwacky, energetic fist-fighting” “everyone knows monsters exist, you might just have to run away from them, and that Pretty Cures fight them”
hahahaha
I love it
♪ Now playing: The Signal · queued by The Wolf-Priest
:3?
:3c
mfw awoken’s trading the double knifes for a spear????
ꙮ spears are cool
awoken uses multiple weapons depending on the cards
he’s used handaxes, and a greatsword (for Real Ultimate Power)
guess we don’t fight enough for it to have really come up much lol
omg omg
scene scene scene
hiiiiiiiiis name is Gato he’s got metal joints
ꙮ you do not get 15 silver points if you beat him up though
SCAM >:(
WHAT ABOUT THE FLOWERS
also mmm warm sweet tea
hot
ꙮ Yes.
not the warm sweet tea but the outfit
ꙮ I am being pandered to. :3
<3 <3 <3
ꙮ this is the first day in my life i have actually gotten to USE the word ‘fauld’, i am delighted beyond my capacity to express
wild
I haven’t used it yet I think
the perils of never having had to describe a DQ protagonist before i guess
I didn’t know that’s what “fauld” referred to
: “the quickest way to trouble” I’m
Twitherym :3
jesus
ꙮ ?
dis guy lol
ꙮ anime is real
SQ can’t only be the only Loud One
Teak’s computer just hard locked, they’ll be back as soon as they can
o7
augh, no, i have no one to blame but myself for letting Awa pick a name
>:3c
ꙮ lmaoooooooooooooo
(i had two in my pocket but hadn’t mentioned them Out Loud before lmao)
: “the saving worlds clan”
ꙮ #1 on my list of things to do here, “make sure someone asks Awa what the clan name is”
you monster
all according to keikaku
though so cute wrt Salme. she’d appreciate it
ꙮ still dealing with system instability, one moment
if she recovered from the name
ꙮ yesssssssss
three things.
(is there a place where the rite is happening? I am still seeing the scorpy q rite and I forgot how to leave the page)
nah we’re playing it by ear
ꙮ nah we’re fully handwaving the Rite itself
mfw i had forgotten crimson made the name eater……….. i cant remember if that came up IC tho
crimson what the fuck
Prevents anyone from stealing her mantle of invincibility by posing as her. Collateral damage not her problem.
OBVIOUSLY
ooh. the last point is Good.
(for example, if someone else could be “The Scorpion Queen” at the same time as her, her rite wouldn’t work.)
ꙮ hachi ilu :D :D :D
I think all of my points are good really
said seyeishly
: love these combat descriptions
(they are all good, Seye, but the last one is one Salme’s been turning over in her head a lot)
shiiiit that poor matamata
glad it’s color-scheme appropriate tho
this mf over here self skill chaining in a full party
all like “hold TP let him cook i wanna watch this”
lk;asdfjl;asfjdf;l
lookit this handsome little devil
ꙮ god i love this nerd
100%
ꙮ and scene? :D
scene!
ꙮ Thank youuuu, that was hella fun
thank YOU
for running
teaK WOOD
ꙮ <3
Good Job
omg that was so cute
and hot
<3
<3
SCENE
:3
salme needs an outfit change too
ꙮ hate when there’s words I’m grasping for and can’t find
mfw queenstown is ul’dah coded
ꙮ what did you expect, feathers?
ꙮ LOL SALME
ꙮ god
ꙮ i love her
ꙮ little fucking gremlin
ꙮ i love her!
:D
somehow it didn’t click when you mentioned the circles but like
I’ve spent to much time in ul’dah that [Centrel Seat Of Government] -> [Fountain] -> [Bazaar Road] was like, impossible to not parse lol
ꙮ hahahahaha
ꙮ Hilariously it wasn’t even, like, I wasn’t THINKING about Ul’dah at all,
ꙮ we’re just drawing from enough of the same historical sources and then when you mentioned it I was like, yeah,
ꙮ yeah it’s absolutely got Ul’dah Vibes
hahah
just started giggling about “great desert sapphotenders” again
:3
okay teak
In your Expert Opinion,
ꙮ sup
does the scorpion harness look even half as hot on male models as it does catgirls
ꙮ i KNEW that question was going to be about something homosexual
ꙮ anyways I’ve always been a pretty big fan
i dont think i’ve ever seen one on a guy before tbh even homosexualness aside lmao
ꙮ but it’s appealing fairly hard to some specific things i enjoy (it’s got a corset-ish thing built in, AND it leaves a lot of upper arm exposed)
scorpion harness?
a piece of body armor from 11
legit this has been the mental image for it’ve had in my head ever since one of the twins linked it a million years ago https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/166391?q=scorpion_harness+
(shockingly easy to find because scorpion harness was, in fact, a tag)
hahaha yeah that’s a Horny Ass piece of armor
ꙮ it is much less Boob Plate in the actual game lol
ꙮ that is a. stylised rendering.
maybe in 11 but the uh
Closest Approximation in 14
does in fact make your boobs bigger
ancient fan artists knew what was up
anyway it ocured to me that the scorpy would be the funniest possible outfit change to have, on the beast, when squaring up against SQ
ꙮ fjdfhgjfhghgj
ꙮ love this for Salme
and hachi was already ff11 gearing as is
so
just had to double check to make sure it was still hot on the other gender……………………………
also YOWL
ꙮ =)
ꙮ [pets you]
yowl?
omg outfit changes (I will need to ask for Details for people so I can … idk Properly Visualize)
ꙮ Ice Has The Yowl
oh that question was part of character gen for the game jace was from
oooooh
that is a Good Fucking Question
and I happened to dig up his sheet the other day, and teaked happened to have put his Card Draw/Questions On His Sheet and not leave it on the forms lol
someone still owes me Jace’s character sheet so I can perv on it
er “dissect it for clues” yeah that was weird wording, kat, don’t do that
ꙮ fkojnghkjethnoiujhgjetipohjp
ꙮ i can send it to you now that I got a chance to ask that question lol
a second picture for reference. Basically just “cool ninja armor” lol https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5114897?q=scorpion_harness+
ꙮ er quote from it
ꙮ thats. not. hhh
a what
ꙮ hhhhhhhhhhhh
oh, an inn, but with quadrouple the number of letters
ꙮ you played civilization 6 you know what a goddamned caravanserai is
no i’m pretty sure they would just use the word Inn too……………
ꙮ i will eat your organs
:(
there’s a different sense of the word
btw Teak would you say Queenstown is more Samarkand, Isfahan, Damascus, or like. Baghdad.
scorpy does mean no biker jacket and embracing my inner squall tho…………. decisions
ꙮ Samarkand was in my head when I wrote the first draft of the Beast, explicitly
biker jacket is Also Good
ꙮ so I’ll go with that
I was thinking Samarkand too
Also Salme is just Evita’s “What’s New Buenos Aires”.mp3 in her head constantly looking around Queenstown btw
ꙮ Isfahan is like… if the bazaar were on Samudra lol
ꙮ hahahahahahah
ꙮ ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh xerostomia from new meds ugh ugh ugh I Do Not Enjoy This Sensation
oh noooo :(
D:
ꙮ might make me remember to actually be thirsty and drink water instead of being ultra dehydrated all the time…?
can’t relate, basically always drinking water
can’t relate, basically always drinking water and am dehydrated anyway
(idk how much you want to play through Getting Measurements Taken teak lol. I’ll let you lead but I don’t think I have anything interesting to do there)
ꙮ Bide a moment
: bides
are we looking for the fucking velvet room
(delighted)
jace did you bring an entrance to the liminal bar with you :|
hey
HEY
I KNOW ALL THOSE WORDS
IS IT JACK
oh jesus christ they have character art
can’t be jack, i can’t imagine a jack without the top hat
she got Da Stones tho………………………
deeply compelled to track this place down myself and try and by a geode now
what does a geode do?
No One Fucking Knows We Didn’t Finish It Lmao if it’s from the initial incarnation, or Extremely Powerful Boss Style Passives if it’s from the ISI system
wait
we did?
i wonder if we filled it in after the fact
oh i think it had concept notes for every skill but it didn’t get properly written out ok
possibly only missing two elements? crazy
i’m sure you already have an answer on hand
but
salme is the most quicksilver mfer that ever existed
salme has 0 context for any of this lol
oh i mean teak probably has an answer, you are absolutely clueless yes lol
ꙮ if it’s any consolation i barely know what’s happening right now either
hahahahahah
ahahaha
god bless GMing
I’m assuming these are Gems-Gems and not li(t|k)e-Gems anyway
(she’d probably be more pyragrite in other one…)
anyway the system Mana and Space Mana both used was like, a goofy custom thing peter made because he figured if he was Running Another Mana Game instead of using the new FF system he’d go whole hog and make something a bit more unique to get more mana flavor in as a sort of mod on top of the new system
and it used JEWELRY as pseudo-equipment that also granted access to special skills
I’m going to make you explain that when we’re done with this
(and then I used that as a LARGE inspiration for making the rogueli(t|k)e system i used for my mana campaign)
ꙮ i wouldn’t index TOO hard on any particular mechanics there
I figure I’m not going to get a necklace that’s going to make me Secretly A Badass but I like knowing what Ice is talking about when assigning random jewelry items
oh yeah there’s no fucking way you have a bunch of gemstones rites laying aruond
but. it’s still making me go :O
because I Recognize That Reference
For the initial system tho, Quicksilver is all about… light support and direction. But not wholy dedicated to it? like you’re not out there going hard statuses and crowd control, but instead it’s like “hit a dude, and make it so the next person hits them harder” or “hit this guy to regen mana” or w/e. Teamwork focused! The Real DPS’s Best Friend
ꙮ her voice is, basically, shohreh aghdashloo btw if you’re curious
(and in the OTHER one, quicksilver gave access… to… Quick skills, which are basically like quick rites, so extra stuff you could sneak into a turn without slowing down)
rose gold, good choice
: nods nods yeah quicksilver is what Salme is ideally trying to do during the rite but we KO everything too fast lol
anyway damn you go one ONE date with zaya and come back with magic fucking jewelry, fukkin’ harem protagonist
hahahahaha
it may not be magic!
it might just be cool
also playing the game of “how sapphic can I make this without Salme realizing she’s being super sapphic” and the answer is apparently A Lot
apparently “would she do/say this to Wolf?” gives a lot of leeway
ꙮ the wolf/salme shippers have been doing great all season, honestly, so that tracks
unforunately the discourse on whether the BBS posts count as canon have gotten extra rancid
how could they NOT be canon
IDK fandoms are stupid and dumb and that’s the exact kind of stupid and dumb fandom reaction that people would have
: “well you don’t need them to understand the story
crazy
that doesn’t mean non-canon!
respect to the person that post that clip of homer walking into a lesbian bar and going ‘something seems off about this place. … WAIT THERE’S NO FIRE ESCAPE.’ after every salme/zaya scene tho
ꙮ lolf
HAHAHA
she’s just like this ice
her effusiveness is dialed to 11
though fuck teak now I’m going to have to figure out what this necklace looks like so I can draw it
glancing through logs, mildly surprised the bar in MM was Moonside Flavored and not Velvet Room flavors
micca ordering a Stellar Road lol…
ꙮ i keep trying to invent a cocktail worthy of the name
<3
oh ice
salme is … 99% likely to need a new weapon
if you have any ideas
beyond the gun?
Jace: “That’s part of the story. Being given that choice… and then doing the right thing.”**
Jace: “That’s important, I think.”
ꙮ :3c
scene?
ꙮ Works for me!
possibly not. she might just go punch-punch gun but
if all goes according to keikaku, that sword is gone.
ꙮ Thank you so much for going on that adventure with me! That went. Places. lol
THANK YOU TEAK that was lovely and I appreciate the time
what happened to the sword?????????????????????????????
lolol WHEN did you decide “magical jewelry shop” was a thing?
it hasn’t happened yet
I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE MAGIC GEMSTONE STORE AND LADY
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED
:D :D :D :D
why would you get rid of a perfectly good sword :(
drama.
dont you have enough
ꙮ i did not decide a god damn thing
hey ice, you might have to run another scene with teak
ꙮ that just Happened
you had a fucking
to go to the magical jewelry store
avatar ready to go
and you didn’t bother to make one for your FF11 trust
ffxi trust?
ꙮ Clan Twitherym Guy lol
oh
I vaguely remember one of you shouting that name when you were doing… something…………..
horny anime boy
he’s fucking someone from clan too many boots, btw. zaya said it in … I think your 1-on-1 scene
ꙮ yep
teak though what does this necklace look like I’m crying were you envisioning anything or am I on my own?
that honestly seemed well described from teak to me
ꙮ anyways yes when The Proprietress Of That Particular Establishment said she’d meet Salme again I said that with the full confidence that that’s an avatar I’ve had saved and ready to go for quite a while,
I know what the central part is but I don’t know T-T filigreed rose? it’s okay. I’ll figure it out.
man that was SO GOOD
I loved that bit about the Hero
ꙮ Okay so it’s a gold compass rose, trapped inside a filigree wreath that vaguely suggests rose petals somehow; the middle of the compass rose is a hollow sphere, inside of which is trapped a little blob of quicksilver that does not obey the laws of gravity and always is stuck to the surface of the sphere towards me, if I’m standing in front of you looking at it; there’s an iron band surrounding the central sphere
ꙮ I have been
ꙮ TRYING to figure out how to work a couple of things in that I was able to work in in that scene
WAIT REALLY
ꙮ for a hot minute
REALLY
I THOUGHT THAT SOUNDED FAMILIAR BUT THE NAME WASN’T THE SAME
?
though I guess that was a Lodestone not a Quicksilver
one of the jewelry pieces we had in Mana was a Compass Rose lol
:D I’m glad you were working things into that scene. it was an excellent scene and I loved getting more zaya backstory
ꙮ [rolls around with their paws in the air]
im goin feral
teak’s activated me like a sleeper agent
GOOD
ꙮ lmaoooooooo
chew on your enclosure! go feral!
feel like I should add a tag for her, threateningly
but not sure how to have it condensed enough to be tag sized lol
ꙮ pfffffffffff
Gift of Grab | Mop Up, Sucker Punch, Blitz
peter’s so funny
does the pink dancer need a tag
ꙮ Gift of Grab was so good, omg
ꙮ pink dancer does not need a tag i dont think
he didn’t even get an avatar :(
i did put gem-seller down tho, as a warning
whomst even
ꙮ yeah she gets a tag
is going around selling fucking mana gems
in a gnosis world
salme “I want to get rings for me and my boyfriends but … maybe that’s coming on too strong?” I’m still laughing
im so confused
IS it a gnosis world though?
ꙮ god i missed GMing
yeah i’m pretty sure all her customers on the beast are from the beast or adjacent
like it can’t be jack, u can’t have a jack with no top hat………………………..
but who else…………………………………
sure but what I meant is … well. I guess I’m just not convinced that the mana elements won’t be relevant at some point
though idk maybe not!
oh yeah no that is
that is seeming more and more likely by the day
doing beast first would have been so fucked, damn
lolol oh why?
: “teak is letting me doing a very stupid thing for some reason”**
**”oh, teak let me do a stupid thing because he was, already, planning on being MUCH dumber.”
(I did have to ask Teak if Orom was the Architect/Zosimos because I was like “that sounds like the kind of fuckup this guy would be”
: “and my dumb thing is not actually introducing any new chaos”
hahahahahah
I HAVE BEEN PLAYED
well would it have always been so?
ꙮ the chaos has been here the whole time baybeeee
oh okay
ꙮ unless
I didn’t know if you springboarded off ice being dumb
ꙮ we’re engaging in Wolf Crisis Metaphysics
SQ’s been Crimson basically since the version on the wiki went up at least lol
Wolf Crisis Metaphysics?
HER NAME IS JAE :(
ꙮ I refuse to take a stance on whether or not Last Tuesdayism is valid
Last Tuesdayism?
yeah the world was created last tuesday
ꙮ ”how can I ever be sure that the world wasn’t created last tuesday complete with memories of a world having existed before then”
you have no idea how much it fucks with me that you can spot obscure word/literature references from a million years ago on the other side of the world
and then someone’s like “really dumb pop-sci reference” and you short circuit lol
ꙮ Wolf was having an epistemic crisis about “did my mentor actually exist, oh god, i can’t think of her, if i think of her and she’s dead that means i both created her AND killed her”
OH
logical positivism
ꙮ ya
ꙮ lol
tragically,
I have exceptionally skewed frames of reference
ꙮ highfive
also you’re right i shouldn’t refer to her as crimson,
as crimson was an old man,
I have MULTIPLE TIMES missed simpsons references thinking people were referring to “homer, the epic greek poet”
i should refer to her as Sonic And Knuckles, as god intended
HAHAHAH
ꙮ she’d laugh tbh
man I remember when you were first explaining that like. at the very beginning of this and I was like “why would you assume everyone scorpion-themed character is this person?”
… probably because every scorpion-themed character is this person, kat
because i know teak
and teak fukkin’ loves S&K
yeah well you didn’t know teak well enough to remember Jace Carver was also S&K
ꙮ loooooooooooooool
ꙮ brutal
:E
yeah we aren’t Fucking, damn
I’m just saying you’ve never let me down with lore before
i did remember before it was spelled out tho…………………………………….
this has been rough
on me
repairing the shattered trust
ꙮ [wheezing softly]
take solace in your sick ass magic necklace
we gotta figure out how to Activate it
… honestly shocked Jorule hasn’t made a Comment about that scene though I guess you’re too busy gnawing on your enclosure
yeah my options were either go “GAY WORK OUT THERE CHAMP” or continue flipping out
man. man man man. magic jewelry quest go
and try and remember what the fuck I was doing before teak spoke ancient worlds directly into my brain
ꙮ [giggles]
hahahahahaha
fug!!!
anyway to answer you earlier question it’s hard to imagine the sword saint without. a sword????????
tho maybe she’ll lean into the memory of aury kicking her ass and grab a dagger to go with Gun
oh wow you really are in a recursive feedback loop
I mean that’s actually sort of one of the reasons for losing the sword
I don’t think I answered the question earlier, just expressed exasperation at sword going Away
oh yeah that’s fair
are we gunna murder the mask too
you absolutely did not answer the question you just expressed exasperation
excessively, one might say
no
the mask is Precious
the sword is … I mean, it’s an heirloom but it’s not The Sword-Saint’s Sword
it’s just a fancy sword on a world where there’s not a lot of metal
Hmm
yeah honestly if she wanted something other than a sword
I’d struggle to picture her using anything other than a dagger or like, maybe a katar?
I don’t even know what she wants
she just might want a sword that’s hers
man are you going to try to go find gem-seller on your own?
also valid, especially on Beast
I AM NOW
granted I’m not sure how much teak actually knows
I literally think they got possessed?
KNOWS ENOUGH TO HAVE HAD AN AVATAR PREPARED AND WAS WAITING TO DROP THIS SOMEWHERE
anyway sometimes you go on wild goose chases
ok easier salme question
hip holster or shoulder
actually shoulder would be impractial with how long the barrel is so hip or back, i guess lol
hip/thigh
(extremely Gun Metal long barrel revolver, but like, probably white wood stock instead of concept of wood finish wood)
I love that. Yeah hip or … her next outfit does have a lot of thigh real estate.
(I feel like Jorule would get cursed in a fairy tale)
(Salme would also get cursed but for a different reason)
Become Fey tbh
which one of them?
jorule
idk man he gives “mouths off and gets turned into a creature” energy ngl
and yet, still kicking, still going with his whole Self
oh absolutely
beautiful lavender wolf bird monster in the woods has Lots of Opinions
aww yeah
: “imagining aurelius yowling and barking at the mirror like an angry fox” < teak said this in DMs but you deserve to read it
yip yip
shit can he make fox noises?
salme would shit a brick if that happened
with an MP3 player anything’s possible
lol
oh man if he hacked his tomestone to have Extra Features that’d be so funny
also sorry salme is asking about “mana” again I don’t think jorule’s explained it to her?
talked around it maybe
he’s mentioned the elements but not that they’re all aspects of mana
though synthesis does have it in their weird creepy song
ope I guess the term was used when they tried spark-to-spark
okay finally figured out about how well she understands it, which is not very
awoooooo
yeah? how’s the enclosure taste?
iron-y
lololol
tragically we cannot do Necklace Science without a teak :(
alas and alack
ꙮ what DOES the fox say
ꙮ tea leaf divination, like anime, is real
the fox says “Hmm…”
the bird, meanwhile, says “[unprintable string of stuff here]”
omg Seye is great
:(
: “Never gets more helpful when prodded” is a key trait of hers
she’s been convinced to be helpful before! tho, admittedly, was engaging in Subterfuge at the time
ꙮ Gahahahahha, oh my G-d, Seye
She can be helpful! She is just unlikely to go from not helping with something to helping with it.
my only hope is teak answering through aleith with a question he’s avoiding answering……….. nyoro…………………………
lot of assumptions that teak knows shit about what happened tbqh
Seye I’m wheezing
ꙮ bwahahahahah
nb that it wasn’t “neither of you are on that list”
correct
it’s long been a matter of historical record
which is a bad idea, because she is axiomatically unnattainable
seye was NOT in Friend Flip’s “this is a good idea” column, no
ꙮ When You Know Something’s A Terrible Idea,
oh jorule and salme have another thing in common: problematic taste
yes Salme I do not recommend you being attracted to Seye either
hmmm probably not true actually, Seye was categorically not being Herself when they met…………….. maybe MNNNG was a little suspect…… primula fine tho and Hane Was A Good Girl
: “axiomatically unnattainable” is inherently problematic
and Salme is probably safe from crushing on Seye. She’s too grounded to crush on people she’s never physically encountered, and she’s too stupid to realize she’s crushing on someone unless it ticks over into “actionable”
hmmm not even sure that last is true. I’m not sure she gets crushes. she just really intensely likes people?
(who was MNNNG?)
(Miss No Name Not Ghost) a ghost who couldn’t remember her name, and constantly claimed to not be a ghost, who was bound to a tower that had an airplane hidden within it, and was very tsundere about Everything
… and Jorule had a crush on … her?
he thought she was very cute!
yeah “suspect taste” list is back
this guy
listen she gave us an airplane that we used to fly to the moon
and was generally helpful
you flew to the moon with an AIRPLANE?
yeah and not like a modern one either, one of those old timey world war 1 types
amazing.
Jorule’s still got suspect taste, but amazing
>:|
look Salme fields so many casual insults from Jorule you cannot genuinely make that face
only because it implies HANE SLANDER is happening
: “suspect taste” does not mean “always bad” it means “each choice should be weighed on its own merits”
you can’t just crush on every ghost that gives you a plane to the moon!
idk the sample size of 1 checks out just fine
lolf
OH YEAH TEAK
ꙮ wat
is there anything in annarr’s old house that’s Interesting Enough to be a scene about
ꙮ hmmmm.
:eyesblur:
ok finally going to get lunch tho should be back before hachi
not sure i even particularly wanted tenders but 8 tenders 2 biscuits and sides for 15bux kinda too good to pass up :E
tenderssss. I also had tenders for lunch (air fryer at home tenders tho; less exciting)
ꙮ dammit now i want some. finally heating up dinner though
saaaaaaaaame
ꙮ Zoë has taken to egregious attempts to abscond with my comestibles whilst I am attempting to consume them
ꙮ it’s rather frustrating
ꙮ but also adorable
: “comestibles”
I know that’s been commented on before but
ꙮ alright, stirfry has been frantically shoveled into my face
ꙮ it was delicious
excellent
idk if everyone is ready yet but we should maybe figure out where we’re at?
is there a place where we could have a “rite” but it would be relatively … private?
bedroom
I was gonna say that, but had my hands full of Taco Bell. LOL
the outskirts, in the shadow of a roadside bulletin ad?
Also an option.
there’s special hotels that rent rite rooms. by the hour.
They charge just thee rite amount for them.
is this why Awa is willing to show up? he thinks it’s going to lead to some hinky sex?
ꙮ SO
ꙮ there actually are relatively private Rite spaces
ꙮ sometimes you want to duel so the whole world knows about it, sometimes you don’t
well that’s where SALME would suggest
that’s not the ONLY reason, jeez
no we’re going to a designated place with healers on standby in case salme can’t grasp the concept of ‘here to cast libra, not obliterate someone“ and/or can’t aim for shit with new gun*
:E
ꙮ a side benefit of the Rite is that it’s remarkably difficult to cause significant damage you didn’t MEAN to cause, fwiw
oh yes I know that, just,
you know
yeah he knows he’s just being a turd
ꙮ and also that accuracy is, in general, remarkably high. remarkably. (this is a joke on me wanting a system design that meant attacks could never miss.)
im not the one that brought my big dick dps kit to a recon party
fuuuuuck off
ꙮ bonk :3
thats a different kind of rite we just went over this
ꙮ lol irl
ꙮ you nerds ready? figure out where you’re meeting up at and I’ll scene set.
ꙮ or i’ll cool my heels and drink a weird cocktail if you’re not
yeah i finished what I was doing before i started typing lol
meeting in a private rite space
yeh
private rite space
ꙮ aight one sec
weirdly maid cafe themed private rite space
peter gets me
imagine doing the alice bit a second time, on purpose. she’d never
oooh am I waiting on outfit reveal for timing … I suppose I am if Salme and Aury have been together this entire time
i figured it’d be best to save teak from the agonizing task of narrating a third shopping trip for Physical Things (in a row!!) at least lol
ꙮ aw it’s fun tho! but that would have probably had to happen before this lol so it worked out fine
yeah. also you still got ‘knows more about radio tech than me’ loaded up for later :D
oh god help how does english work
<man who types 10,000 words a day> ogod how did i get here i am not good with english
are “make melody noise with mouth” and “lightly burn something” actually spelled the same way
singe / sing
(except the other way around)
oh right it’d be sung not singed, so singed would parse as the right word,
ok
fuck off english!!!
ahhhhh sorry surprise houseguests and not wearing pants
ꙮ o no
back
o mai
ꙮ How the fuck did this cocktail end up this sweet, lol
put too much love into it, gotta use resentment next time
hahah
ꙮ salme knows what’s good
<awoken> “when in rome, do the romans”
tru
also how many times do you think salme has thonked her head on aurelius’ pauldrons because she got used to him just wearing that robe in samudra? I’m voting a Lot
lol
I think she’ll probably thwack her forehead on Awa’s turtle shell too
also glad we have both made that joke before hachi
hahaha
ꙮ kgfmdhjngbuofhjguifjh i love the Awoken so much
ꙮ sphere bounded by an iron band, btw, for clarity’s sake
ꙮ grefiopgjetiopjhietjh SALME
sorry for my failure to accurately describe very complicated jewelry T-T
ꙮ [chews on your head] it was a typo! i’m just clarifying lol
ꙮ this is where i wish i had some kind of insanely goofy shitpost chiptune version of the Rite BGM ready to spring lol
laughing IRL ngl
ꙮ same
… probably the second silliest way to get a d12 there but
hahah
nice!!
what even are you rolling for lol
we’re mind melding while we do truth magic
o
ꙮ ”teakwood why did you actually make an on-site Rite for this one but not” because it was FUNNY thats why
because you knew i made a deck specifically to cycle faster
wait are YOU heart of the cards?
or is that teak?
yes
lol
ꙮ i just realised this is fully going to be a spiderman meme situation
it is
ꙮ complete with pointing
fundamentally ridiculous
(is the pointing strictly speaking required?)
ꙮ It is not required, but if you don’t point, you will invoke a gnosis-echo, and it will point dramatically
it’s not called ‘staring spiderman meme’
ꙮ gfrdfjghuterhjguoietjh
ꙮ dying irl continues
ꙮ oh my god <3
gahahahah I love it
ꙮ [delighted, wheezing cackle]
ꙮ is there an even more secret backchannel somewhere that I’m not privy to or are we stalled out
nope just read what awoken just said lol
ꙮ oh lmfao
just waiting for awa to finish his silly guyness
whatever that may be
ꙮ awa will NEVER finish being a silly guy
ꙮ god bless him
As for my three sizes, they’re a secret.
you’re a bit far for a rite m’dear
That’s why they stay a secret!
OH MY GOD THE FUCKING
NAME CHANGE
:3c
(does omen forgery work on discards?)
[[Omen Forgery]]
ꙮ ’Deck’ always refers to “draw pile”, I believe
My interpretation would be no, it must be physically within the deck. If it’s already happened it’s not an omen.
so [Reconjure] would work
shit. I wanted to see what would happen if cast a second time
I mean,
I have reconjure in hand
ꙮ You can make that happen!
you should say something IC or IM (in mind)
interesting that I went to discard, put libra back in hand, but then it vanished completely
ꙮ Something is fucking fucked and I haven’t been able to figure out what, that’s useful information, thank you. I’ll let you invoke the card we all know you have, lol
-amused- …what the bloody heck are you all doing?
ꙮ spiderman meme-ing with Libra
a scene that had the potential to be sexy, cool, or stupid and is turning out to be some bizarre shitpost of all three
ꙮ lmao
…well, yes, it is the three of you.
: “Wild swings between sexy, cool, and stupid” does tend to be the vibe for whatever your polycule name is.
: “Identity Crisis”, maybe?
fuck
-DIES-
ꙮ nuked from ORBIT lol
…was it that biting?
hahahahaha
yes
But also, hilarious!
Oh, well. Points for me, I guess.
ꙮ explosive lol @ Salme
irritatingly accurate since all 3 of them have identity issues
more like others have an issue with awoken’s identity
he’s fine with it
-dryly- Yes, well, there is something of a reason why that was the first name that came to my brain.
he’s a prince btw
…I didn’t vote for you.
you don’t vote for royalty
ꙮ FDKIOEJFOIJEGIUOH
Spoken like a true royal…
he’s got u there
…pain in the ass.
ꙮ A PARTICULARLY SHARP CHEDDAR im
ꙮ hachi never change
Well, how’d you become a prince, then?
i’m built different
I don’t think that’s a very good basis for a system of government.
the divine mandate of heaven, duh???
If Awa can keep the Mandate of Heaven I’ll eat my hat.
he hasn’t lost anything other than his memories, yet
….his marbles, maybe…
dohoho
Dohhhhhohohoh!
>.> The “breaking wind” jokes make themselves.
ꙮ sassctuary
You have met us, yes?
ꙮ [solemnly] gay
I’m tired and I had a beer to drink, yes, the sass comes out.
ꙮ giggles
: “the awoken prince” keeps sending me
Wolf is going to give him so much shit over that.
i figured it out,
It’s Walt, right
…Walt?
yeah
ꙮ excuse u his name is jean-baptiste françois
orite
sorry ice you get to sit here while we finish this
i did this to myself
also I am going to kill you, ice, for “amused and -“
ꙮ that was a masterpiece
you cut the link not me
yeah and you absolutely would not have posted that unless the link was going to be cut
you don’t know that
I don’t but I am like
actually i guess you do because there’d have been more words otherwise……………………………
99% sure
ꙮ :blobsweat:
…okay that…was hot. That was hot, right? That wasn’t just me?
ꙮ that was hot, yes
:3c
if it’s too hot, remember aurelius is there scrolling on his phone and critiquing loadouts
ꙮ he’s asking caion important questions based on new information!!!!
Naw, that was -extremely- hot
(also had a very weird experience where my 2 copies of heavy is the crown both got deleted? when I destroyed one?)
ꙮ wtfff
every single time he’s been on the tomestone in a scene it’s been sending caion information, yes lol
it’s just funny
honestly imagining him just snapping a pick of Whatever Salme and Awa are doing and sending it to Caion with 0 explanation
god
ꙮ fdsuhguidfehguierhgui
only problem is that requires using the library,
which is a step too far for aurelius (so be glad it’s him here and not jorule :E)
ꙮ <Caion> What are you getting UP to over there, should I be worried,
:(
the library is so good though
ꙮ [Aurelius immediately sends a picture of That]
right but salme would Literally Die if she opened up a new book and it was just That Picture and nothing else, set to public lmao
she might laugh?
but yeah we need the ability to send private selfies. sexting on the bbs let’s go
hachi oifsjda;lksdfjlasdfjlk;
ꙮ fjruioeghuoiethjgoitjhiopejth
ꙮ for what it’s worth, and I very strongly considered pausing the scene and reworking or deleting posts in the moment and I feel like I should have, the pacing of the sense-sharing that happened being fucked was my mistake more than it was Salme’s
no it wasn’t
ꙮ and I know I’m asking a lot if I say I’d like that to be kept in mind in terms of… how it affects character arcs or anything
it was salme deciding to commit to the bit more than caring about consent
ꙮ (and I think it works as written, and you all ran with it SUPER hard)
ꙮ anyways now that I said that I can stop stressing out about it, lol
: pats your head
hahaha
look at how much work Salme and Aury have put in to be Normal About Stuff instead!
yeah not really a problem now, though might’ve been A Chapter Ago
ꙮ i knowwww im so proud of everyone
ꙮ look at my blorbos
ꙮ UHJCEDUIFHIEUYFGHUOIEGH
ꙮ Salme
ꙮ just made me involuntarily knee my desk really hard laughing lol good job
Yeah, Salme’s got the control freak personality trait a true dom needs, that tracks.
HAHAHAHAHAHA pads
What? >.>;
also teak caion was supposed to send Aurelius a bunch of pearl self-helf resources. which. would be extra funny since he’s done a considerable amount of processing.
Oh HELL no
gunna get alethic rite’d all over bro, make peace with it
…why did you have to make that sound like something that you’d find on OnlyFans?
ꙮ regijwkfsoouighndfkljhbnkljdhnm
mostly in reaction to the intensity of the hell, tbqh
It is not polite to ambush someone and…and…cosmically TRUTH them!
Alma(chadta)Fans
Don’t you help him!
hahahah
Salme would ask Wolf for his permission very nicely
though it might be funnier if these two weirdos come for him
Why not!? I learned from the best! (You!)
-looks sneptical-
: “sneptical”
ꙮ Wolf’s sona, contrary to all expectations, a snow leopard
Every turn’s a left.
ice have jorule look at his phone
dun
oh already got i
: “the awoken prince” is still
fucking
ꙮ frvndjghetkdjghetikhjteihj Wolf’s response just now
actually laughed aloud too
THE ROSE GOLD ROSE
this is probably where someone would roll a die for more information
Some of us would rather…die. =D
…
no
SOME of us have deep seated trauma and scars from people rolling dice without being asked to :(
…recompose?
who hurt you, icecylee?
sergio
ꙮ [eyetwitch]
what’s a sergio?
goofy guy who was usually fine except when he wasn’t and also liked to roll dice unprompted lol
Aury: “Hmph, I can do that better!”**
Also Aury: Rolls a 1.
yeah legit fucking laughed
THE TECHE
TECHNE
it’s been
5ever
this is really the dumbest thing to deploy it over but here we are
I feel like you’ve mentioned it at least thrice
: “Come, let us speak at the next opportunity. This blasted brick is no substitute for speech face-to-face.” Wolf you are. so spiritually Old
ꙮ i love him
ꙮ so much
Swear to god he’s going to get Caion to install a screen-time limiter on her tomestone.
…RETCON?
h-hot
oh this is why jorule was whinging about spoilers
ꙮ Hang on I have to actually turn all of my processors back on
yeah no that’s valid,
this really is the dumbest place to deploy this lmao
and yet
the indignity of the one was simply too great
somehow, despite sitting on this for like, 3~4 months
I know I think you almost did it like. back when we were making the tablet? (first pass)
there was always a struggle between ‘is this worth the arte for a reroll right now with my die being so small’ and ‘look for something dramatically appropriate’ and then
this
well you had a big damn hero moment in … finding out necklace data
Data!
ꙮ awwww, Aurelius <3
Aww. Sweet fox.
ꙮ i would stim with this thing like you would NOT believe
lolf
…Awa. Really.
ꙮ GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
the ohko of trying to field both of this at once is
wow
ꙮ you did this to yourself
you may be number 1, but 2 is still more than 1
<aurelius> points out the most obvious and necessary fact
<awoken> points out … another obvious fact that may or may not have any bearing on anything at all
ꙮ :3c
okay so
i know what the funniest possible response is here
not doing it, but i know what it is
ꙮ lol, comma, lmao
yeah?
: “Same way you knew what a hooker is.“
ꙮ pffffffff
That’s the privilege of a pure heart!
hahahaha
YOU SHOULD HAVE
ICE HOW COULD YOU NOT TAKE THAT SHOT
thats what OOC is for
ꙮ gahahahahah
ꙮ i love
ꙮ all of you
ꙮ so much lol
Wolf: “What’s a screen?”
allow salme, master of screen time, to field this one
ꙮ also i love that “bird shit” somehow became the literal intradiegetic term for weird metanarrative shenaniganry because it makes it impossible to take it too seriously
: “old man wolf, when you look down at your tomestone, that’s a screen”
ꙮ loooool i was GONNA say it
: “Ah. I continue to not comprehend, and be vague about how much of it is intentional.”
<wolf> awoo my poor creaky knees
<also wolf> goes toe to toe with scorpy q
Well, his knees won’t be doing better AFTER that.
love that you knew i was already typing up a response to the word gentle
Wolf, still flat on his back after the SQ fight: “Gentle?”
ꙮ loooolf
<3
ꙮ <Jae> woman we HAD this discussion
: “knowing better than to say the first think that comes to mind at this point.” the dread and fascination whenever I read these words
ꙮ hahahahahha
ꙮ aurelius is such a good boy
Huh, he’s gonna steal Wolf’s job at this rate. -grins- I approve!
ꙮ he’s been listening! :D
ꙮ salme dodging accusations of being a harem protagonist by declaring Awa the harem protagonist, I see
ꙮ HACHI
in stories kings and princes get harems!
ꙮ barking laugh irl
HAHAHA
ꙮ you’re
ꙮ fuck
- The Awoken Prince has gained 1 Arete, and now has 2.
ꙮ there
: “The Stable of Unstables.” Yep, that’s the name, print it.
we can offramp this whenever btw I think they’re just … being goblins
yeah that one was real good
ꙮ these three? being the energizer bunnies of goblintude? perish the thought
ꙮ also that was. i’m. still laughing
hahaha
teak had been calling them the “liminal lunatics” but “stable of unstables” is
so good
also guys I need techne ideas like. help
dats the duo vs the whole group
which duo?
yes
just mix and match
freebird tag title rules
also I’d love to go but I definitely can’t be up hella late (physically) haha
: hugs
ꙮ hug!
oh i wasn’t planning on like, directly rolling into it Right Now,
ꙮ OH lol i definitely assumed that’s what you meant lol
just getting a Mention in somewhere about it happening b/c it seemed like decent odds of there being Nothing There
oh did you decide you wanted to have something there after all lol
ꙮ :3c
lol I think that’s what we ALL thought
ꙮ i didn’t know until i knew
oh well then I guess we can!! lol
I purposefully gave a noncommittal answer, don’t draw too much attention to that fact lol
ꙮ I need to… perform a Midnight Snack Action by which I mean go put some rice on to cook, the stirfry earlier was. a nice lunch. but
it IS frozen pizza o’ clock it’s true
ꙮ that won’t take long, and what I have planned here won’t either, vamp a bit on the way there
I will also probably Snack and Relocate now that Surprise Guests are gone and cannot see my ratty tshirt shame
are we just doing this in the same scene?
ꙮ I don’t see why not to
ꙮ alright Midnight Snack Rice is go
wait shit i should have opened the Crate Of Random Materials First for scene flow, oop
ꙮ the hwat
oh i was going to open a crate full of random materials (including ones for a scorpion harness) as a joke for you and hachi lol
ꙮ lolf
ꙮ i could deal with my jaw closed-locking really bad while i’m trying to eat rice and kimchi, or i could deal with zoe clambering all over me trying to get at the… kimchi, i guess. but BOTH at once is rough lol
RIP
Ah, I See.
ok just wanted to slip that in there >_>
ꙮ giggles
discards all the other random BG wiki links he had open to make it more elaborate
ꙮ hahahahahha
ꙮ ilu, you nerd
yeah I had the SH page open already and then was like “oh, there’s a convient link to upgrading relic weapons i can see. HMM.” and then oop had Several More tabs open lol
ꙮ gahahahahaha
ok yeah I’m good, definitely do not want to do a real time enactment of sorting through an 11 player’s mog house after reupping their sub after Significant Lapses to it << >>
ꙮ looooooooooooool
hahahahaha
wanna explain a radio?
shocky go into box with crystal, make noise
lolol
THOUGH, also, i am Ready To Be Done, head’s gettin’ a smidge fuzzy since i haven’t ate yet (figured the add on would be short enough I could push it back a bit to watcjh stuff while eating lol)
oh noo! winding down
SALME HAD THINGS TO SAY I GUESS. Apologies. That’s scene unless you want the last line.
ꙮ Please Eat A Food
hahah
So Many Crystals
lol ty sorry for accidentally trying to kill you
It Happens
<3
<3
thank you for a LOVELY VERY LONG SCENE
thank you for GMing TEAKKKKK
ꙮ Thank you for the scene, THANK YOU HACHI if you read this
also funnily enough teak one of those short sword with like, three sets of (s protruding from the blade was one of the random thoughts that did cross my mind
ꙮ haha, nice
well now you got one
oh shit i guess i can replace that tag now that I got a name before it gets too deep lmao
by which i mean,
teak can :3
NO FUCKING WONDER YOU HAD AN AVATAR READY
ꙮ :3c
also guess they did all wind up on the beast, which is an odd place to make your final stop
what a fucking arc.
MSQ: PREPARE THE ULTIMATE SOUP AND TRIUMPH IN THE NEXT IRON CHEF
Side Quest: Track down the mysterious travelers from another plane!
Side Quest: Get Glamed Up!!!
it really is ff14…………………………………………
ꙮ haaahahahahah
also damn the wind is going crazy tonight
omniclast angry you mocked salme’s cute nickname for him
also YEAH I am so fucked up about it being duskomira like
he could be the breaker of all tho…….. so metal………………..
that’s what omniclast means anyway!!!!!
and it makes him saddddd
your FACE makes him sad
ꙮ Suddenly, Duškomira :3
yeah but your mom makes him happy
(what’s the wincompose for s with eyebrows teak?)
everyone loves sq
I thought sq was the absentee father?
ꙮ v s
(ty)
tru
unless Annarr is Aurelius’ mom since Aury is a parasite on his body and Jorule is the dad because impregnated Annarr’s ….. okay yeah
cursed
cursed
abort (well Annarr didn’t get a choice but) I thought this so you have to read it too
wow
ꙮ [applause]
I’m sorry that feels mean to The Goodest Boy who’s already struggling
[being mean to icecylee] fun, fine, good time were had by all
[being mean to jorule] the natural way of the world
[being mean to aurelius] somehow feels a little monstrous
lolf
the curse of empathy
FUG
i meant
to mention a book filled with Potential Clan Names if that scene happened
and then forgot
oh well
ꙮ awwwww…. annarr…
I mean it could be In The Box
(my natural inclination to go ‘kurse all seed…’ reminded me of ‘kompressed time’ just now lmao)
kurse?
long, long running inside joke vaguely ff8 related most mostly repeated to be dumb
: nods confusedly
oh did aurelius give salme the gun yet? I think it would be better if he just picked it up but hadn’t given it yet, but I wanted to make sure we were on the same page
… also I’m so bad at Color I had to google “how make orange?” just now
i was thinking yes honestly, holding onto it would just be weird
lol
didn’t even give her the chance to thank him :(
mostly because I can imagine the exact ‘stare off into space briefly, sniffle back some tears, before sharping turn back to stare deeply into his eyes while going ‘thank you i’ll treasure this forever’ before trying hard not to cry while Big Hugging’ that would happen
(alt text: ah, so NOW we need a scene for every thing huh)
ꙮ saltcylee
woawwwwww
actually next time she’ll just shoot him in the foot
D:
don’t give me that face you were just a jackass
:(
we can go back to having misunderstandings every 3rd sentence if you’re bored
i am not that bored, no
are you sure? we can make it happen
the sky’s the limit
also i mean if you really want i guess we could try and squeeze it in somewhere but that imo seemed like the easiest thing to cut since it had the most expected outcome and there was other stuff going on but
lol no I’m joking actually
though honestly, she might’ve asked him to hold onto it until after her duel with Jae? just because she doesn’t want Jae to ask for it or for her dumbass to attempt to wager it
reasonable
even if sq has gone soft in her old age……………………………………………..
welllllll
so
the stakes are explicitly going to be like “and you have to melt this into your throne if you win”
and the mortifying idea of her fancy new gun going there and then having to be like “heyyyyyyy aurelius. guess what” is
pretty bad
’i swear badri i didn’t lose the sword, a RITE hAPPENed to it“*
she has a whole Rationale for what she’s planning to do, okay
is it a good one? probably not!
but it doesn’t work if she has the gun; it’s gotta be the sword
WAIT
WHY IS THE FUCKING VAMPIRE
USING TELEPORTING MIRRORS
ꙮ well YOU obviously weren’t thinking of looking for her there, so clearly it’s a winning strategy
:fishthink:
are we sure she’s a vampire?
seems more likely than her being an incredibly elogant and refined zombie assassin
maybe she’s an orc?
same answer but marginally less certainty
you should definitely ask her in increasingly insulting registers
lolf
sidequest: aurelius gets turned into a fox. how do we turn him back?
upside: refills your MP
downside: you don’t have MP
extra downside: he doesn’t remember he was (meta)human so we’re stuck chasing a fox all over queenstown
upside: got your memorable and weird date with awa out of the way
question: I assume it’s going to happen offscreen probably, but when Aurelius and Salme go to a play, is it a good play or is it a bad play with high production values?
imagine zaya sending them to watch some drunk on a street corner do puppet theater and they’re not even clearn puppets
can’t believe she’d give BAD advise at least lol
honestly I was thinking a particular zaya failure mode would be like. The Epic Triumph of The Scorpion Queen and it’s this. Extremely well-done saga of HOW GREAT Jae is
including a retelling of Annarr losing
it’s been too long since she’s seen it and the pyrotechnics were great
’why am i the angel of tragedy’
ꙮ looooooooooooooooooooooool
ꙮ that question is the gift that keeps on giving for you isnt it
that’s tragicomic at the very least
though you know there is a theatrical epic about scorpy q. it’s like cats. the costumes are great and it’s the longest running theatre Experience
ꙮ anyways nah Zaya’s failure mode would be sending them to watch some intensely tragic lesbian pining because she found it Profoundly Meaningful
lolf
ꙮ she would ABSOLUTELY send everyone to see the andrew lloyd webber production of Why The Scorpion Queen Is The Coolest And The Best, Pt. Wev., but only as a bit or because she thought – like, Awoken would enjoy that, tell me I’m wrong
awoken probably would enjoy that provided he didn’t rush the stage
it’s probably interactive
there’s rites built in to the performance
(salme would enjoy tragic lesbian pining and even probably relate in the most Oblivious Way Possible)
im not cultured enough, what does the Pt. Wev part of that imply
ꙮ Part Whatever
Oh I think just b/c SQ’s been around Forever there would be multiple installations
aha
ꙮ like, she unironically loves chintzy trash,
ꙮ i just don’t think she’d send Salme and Aurelius to see chintzy trash on a date
ꙮ unless she knew they were the Kind Of People Who Like To Go On A Date And Watch Chintzy Trash
ꙮ (She and Jae go on dates and watch chintzy trash. Jae fucking LOVES chintzy trash.)
(shocking)
Has Salme actually been on a date?
Has Aurelius ever been on a date?
do they even know what they like?
Salme’s hicksville brain is going to be shocked at more than 3 actors
hahahah
she sure seems to keep implying she hasn’t
I mean she’s been to dances but they were like. harvest festival line dances
she’s been on A Nice Walk Among The Flowers + Tumble In The Hayloft?
I don’t think she’s been on a date?
rip
do you think awa’s been on a date? that guy seems like he’s been on dates
hmm
idk are we thinking responsible prince or sneaks out every time to visit the peasent bar prince
drowning in formal balls, for sure
honestly I feel like he could go either way
frantically key mashing to hit “YEAH BOTH KINDS OF BALLS” before anyone else can
ꙮ hahahahahahahaha
oh yeah absolutely
HOW DOES THIS WATERCOLOR SET NOT HAVE GRAY OR BLACK
it’s okay. i’m fine
simply mix them all together
:(
I fucking
almost tagged “awoken”
as “prince”
I’m going kill teak for that
lol
ꙮ :3c
literally he’s going to be insufferable
> Implying he wasn’t already
badri going ‘i know you’d never just let ceit die and save him, of course’ so funny after salme spending all alma going ‘fuck this guy glad hes dead’
ꙮ =D
ꙮ i know right
good thing no one reads her DMs
yeah, absolutely no one is doing that
: “Please try? I know you will, I know you would without my asking, that’s not why I’m asking. It’s just– I’ve spent most of my life wishing I could talk to them one more time.”
YIKES
good thing badri probably didn’t read the map node convo between jorule and salme
wait i just realized i could start refering to awa as “the hero known as prince”
get to that page, it cartoonishly unfoldeds like a full accordian, everyone carefully folds it back up and ignores it
honestly tempted to make it private but
… wow Aurelius really did win the Dad Approval Award with Sweet Biscuits
<Awoken> I present the light of the True Sun
<Aurelius> Sweet Biscuits
the young children and children at heart yearn for bread sugar and liquid sugar
man I went to reply to that badri message and just could not. Salme is like “I need SEVERAL MOMENTS”
gg
: “ malicious compliance with the implied truth dispensing.” what does jorule mean here?
(this is not a salme parse error it is a catherine parse error)
that he COULD answer her question even tho she really maybe was not looking for an answer to ‘COULD you actually relieve all the Night Antics’
OOOH
ꙮ lol i thought you’d have fun with that Badri response
ꙮ also Aurelius is a big sweetie! Aurelius is a big sweetie and Badri noticed
hiya!
ꙮ Hiiiiii
This is gonna be a real cute one
Also I might enlist Saranzaya to come with and help, though I don’t know if she’d be too loyal to Jae to say yes
would I know where Zaya would be?
ꙮ Hm. I think this scene is happening at the same time as her adventure in the Bazaar, roughly, with Salme, but I can juggle stuff if you want to interact with her specifically; otherwise we can say that you asked her either in person or via linkpearl and she gave you a specific place to go to
Yeah, I just need a starting place. Archie would have made a mental note of the location of the momo place where we first found out about the contest, since she said the person there is the reigning winner, but he doesn’t expect him to give up his secrets so easily so his plan would be to do some recon there but then go to a good food neighborhood afterward to talk to a whole bunch of less-winning-but-still-good chefs in a group after
Also if there’s a formal culinary institute he would obviously be into that
ꙮ Zaya would have given you a specific chef’s name and location, I think - he’s not participating this year
ꙮ gonna make myself mad hungry running this scene
I’m glad I just ate tbh
also if there’s any conceivable way we can work in a character to join me on my side of the Rite when it becomes Fight Time that would be very appreciated and helpful
physically bouncing in my chair with how cute that description is
ꙮ <3
ꙮ also this entire restaurant is a huge love letter on my part to a specific restaurant that was in Chicago that sadly no longer exists
o no :(
ꙮ it was not staffed by cats though
what was it called?
ꙮ Imperial Lamian, it was amazing
in which Archie reveals that he had a brief stint in food anthropology as part of his research into the Ancients
PFFFT
RIP
I’m laughing real hard
This scene was supposed to be in part about sacrificing down my Pellucid die, not Ascending it, lmao
ꙮ god, lol
though actually Ascending Pellucid there and rolling super low on Burning works perfectly with how I wanted to frame the die sacrifice so I’ll super take it
quick question before I reply - does he mean this will be a 1v1?
ꙮ 1v1, but the Presence will be there :3
<3
I Love Him
well, if you really need one more person in a rite…
get in here! Also, listen, Archie can have a little flirting as a treat, Caion would be more disappointed if he didn’t
I think I need to talk to Teak slightly more first. 🎶
I’ll be so for real, I thought you were Teak doing a meta thing
hoo dis
ꙮ i need to note for the historical record that Archie’s opponent’s deck is titled MEOWSCULAR CHEF
that is indeed deeply important
ꙮ my internet is having a nutty, one moment
ꙮ Rite’s open, brb cycling fluids
I’m realizing I should have asked if 5 would have succeeded before making the decision on whether to spend Arete, since technically the way the system works I should get to know the difficulty, right?
ꙮ Yes, haha, I’ll give you 2 arete next time you do something that makes me laugh or yell “CUTE”
KICK HIS ASS SEA BASS
i mean OTTER
ꙮ today is “extremely silly 1v1 fights” day i guess
aw, he only has 17 hp :(
ꙮ Listen if he gets the shit alpha strike’d out of him then that’s how the Rite shakes out
Oh I mean he will, it just won’t be as impressive when he does
Also wait, how does Poison work with when you run out of cards in your deck? Does drawing multiple cards at once happen all simultaneously so only one of them is Poison or do you draw Poison, put it back, draw Poison, put it back, draw Poison
ꙮ uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ICE i see you online
The latter feels mega unfair so I doubt it’s that but the wording is funky
ꙮ i am like 99% sure
ꙮ that drawing multiple cards all happens simultaneously
ꙮ specifically to prevent infinite poison cycling
yeah it’s all at once, a single poison isn’t supposed to be a stunlock kill condition lol
ꙮ i remember this was an actual question that actually got an actual answer
quick side note while I move through this turn - I put a Poison and a Curse in my deck, tried to “Scry to hand” the Poison to remove it with [Elixir] and it made both the Poison and the Curse both seemingly disappear? I added the Curse back to my deck and the Poison’s supposed to be gone anyway but thought I’d bug report it
ꙮ Thank you for the data! SOMETHING is fucked with deck persistence and it’s. I haven’t figured it out yet and any data helps ._.
ꙮ I swear this WASN’T happening before and i’m baffled
this is a very good bit
and also I want fried eggs now
one more rules question, sorry - does the draw and discard from the Pellucid passive go before or after you have the option to Refresh for the turn? It feels like Refreshing or not should be the first thing you do based on the turn layout but I wanna make sure
yeah refreshing being absolute first probably makes sense
ꙮ As written, “at the start of your turn”, which is also when Refresh happens, so… yeah, let’s go with that
does that mean you can refresh, draw 4, draw bonus cards on refresh based on pellucid, and then do the draw/discard which is also based on pellucid
it sure do
lmao
: “yeah lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Draw 9 Discard 2”
yeah in retrospect i’m not sure the gnosis bonuses were actually a good idea but here we are lol
personally I think refreshing as a free action is more busted
ꙮ they definitely ping everything over into ‘way the fuck too much to keep track of without a system doing it for me’ for me personally but i LIKE them in principle, lol
(but the pellucid bonus is right up there with it lol)
Refreshing made sense as a free action when A) stress caps were lower and the stress itself mattered more B) barely any draw existed at all, i think
ok but have you considered: pls leave me alone :(
hahah
also more data: trying to Play Poison to put it back to my deck made it vanish and instead a random card from my hand got put into play instead
ꙮ what the Fuck
ꙮ ughhhh
ꙮ UGGHHH i’m so sorry, I don’t know why this is happening ._.
all good! just trying to provide whatever info I can
ꙮ <3
how’s the rite going?
technical difficulties aside
ꙮ adorably
ꙮ fried-egg themed status attacks
Wound goes to deck, not hand, right?
ye
ꙮ Draw pile, yeah
Okay I’m so sorry but something mega funky happened that I’m not sure if there’s a way to undo - the random card that was put from my hand into play instead of Poison was Defuse, I tried adding it back to my hand but it seems like it’s just… gone?
ꙮ sec
ꙮ there, summoned a Defuse onto the board
ꙮ god willing it will not Mysteriously Vanish
it doesn’t seem to have yet <3
ꙮ refresh the page?
ꙮ or– oh
oh no I mean it doesn’t seem to have vanished
ꙮ okay lmao thank G-d
ꙮ if there were actual desync errors I was going to go cry into my cat
exciting news, I tried playing the Poison again and it was the other card in my hand instead and the poison disappeared, but adding Lurk back to my hand worked fine and I just put another Poison in my deck
ꙮ wacky
I’m so so sorry - I tried to use my draw and discard to discard a Wound after drawing a Poison, the Wound and the Lurk in my hand disappeared and Poison went to my discard
ꙮ Ain’t your fault the system’s being fucky, I just wish I knew what the fuck was happening ._.
it seems like it’s mostly/almost exclusively status cards?
ꙮ Anyway call it a bank error in your favour just generate a new Wound to your draw pile and don’t worry about it. >_>
hm, that time I could return Poison from my discard to my hand, play it, and destroy it no problem. No clue what the hap is fuckening
ꙮ haha
ꙮ ilu
already put a Wound and Poison in my deck because I’m too honest
could you do the card generation trick to get me a Lurk back though please?
ꙮ Sure thing, sec
ꙮ There <3
UGH okay I’m frustrated on your behalf at the system being fucky because now Brilliance, Feint, and Shared Growth all just vanished from my discard
o_O
ꙮ What the Absolute Fuck
oh shit, Defuse, too
feels like playing card games with the fae folk, constantly making sure the cards are where you think they’re supposed to be
honestly solution: just make paper cards to track irl lol. mspaint printer-friendly rite cards
I would be in to play this physically
I tried to discard a Poison and my whole hand disappeared
ꙮ …
ꙮ How is that even…
ꙮ OKAY here’s what’s going to happen
At this point this turn and next turn were fully deterministic. We don’t have to fix it, I remember what I drew and I know exactly what Archie would play the next two turns, which would end the Rite
ꙮ you’re going to think about whatever you had in your deck and– HAHA okay perfect
ꙮ excellent, yes
ꙮ i got to draw devils banquet and Complete my Bit, i’m happy
ꙮ i am having too much fun with these descriptions
ꙮ gfdjkohgfdijhipetdjhipjetdipohjetdipohj
ꙮ oh my god, lol
been sitting on that this whole time just waiting for Archie to finally get to Do The Thing
ꙮ speaking of incredibly stupid things one has been sitting on for ages,
hahahaha
ꙮ ”teakwood how much of your campaigns are just extremely elaborate shitposts and/or dumb jokes” SO much. SO, SO MUCH
if glass shark is a joke I don’t get it
ꙮ you have two options here
ꙮ one is
ꙮ we tell Padfoot NOT to read the logs until Archie fills everyone in tomorrow during session,
ꙮ the other is we get Padfoot TO read the logs,
ꙮ either way you’ll be able to enjoy his reaction because he was the one who introduced me to the Dumb Joke
I pick option 2! Also idk what needs to happen for the die sacrifice beat so I don’t know how I can help set it up, if at all
ꙮ Uhhhhh I might… hmm. I had a thought of how this scene WOULD lead into that
gonna send you Secret Messages
ꙮ But then the scene and the Rite went in a different direction
ꙮ he’s. so cute
hahahah
is he 2 Arete cute? >:3c
ꙮ YES
ꙮ yes he is.
- Archie has gained 2 Arete, and now has 2.
<3
I like this game, I can keep doing that one
ꙮ gahahhaha
make the otter be cute, get reward
ꙮ ir wont ALWAYS work just when i said next time you made me yell he was cute you’d get arete for it……
ꙮ <3
I mean, kind of Canon Otter Behavior tbh
ꙮ not that archie isn’t
ꙮ fucking constantly being cute
of course! ye I’m being teasing
ꙮ [grin] as am I
And, scene!
ꙮ cuuuuuuuuuute <3
<3 <3 <3
ꙮ thank you for the scene!!! that was a delight
Thank you for running it! I had a great time, glitches be damned
ꙮ i appreciate your patience with several oopsie fuckie boingos playing in sequence please set aside time &c. &c.
that was a really fun rite to read
=D
of course! It’s a little bit of a bummer because I love the Rite combat system So Much and I really wanna make a lot of use out of it but also the glitches do honestly make it a little less appealing to try to futz with. I can’t promise I’ll be very available the next week or two with the move but I’d love to help troubleshoot sometime and see if we can figure out some of what’s happening
ꙮ <3 <3 I’ll set some time aside this weekend and bang my head against the wall on the local dev environment
ꙮ I have a lot of data now thanks to you and Catherine and I’ll probably get more later tonight, lol
ꙮ not the NEXT fullcast but the one AFTER that will probably have a Rite in it and I’d really like to get things unfucked by then
nodnod
Happy Friday everyone
ꙮ Hewwo
ꙮ oh my god, an Alexander with Nocino in it, btw, holy shit, holy shit, 10/10
not sure what a nocino is but they can’t be THAT much better than goblins
Alexanders are excellent tho
ꙮ heehee
dis bitch really went ‘fuck your crystal stacks, going to get my ass kicked again instead’
she got a text and HAD to go. I figure it’s the next day? IDK we need a calendar for insert scenes at this rate
(also changed her outfit)
: “she got a text and HAD to go” either a booty call or a rite call
it’s probably not the next day but also time isn’t real it’s ok
just funny to think of someone staring at 1000+ crystal and just being like ‘yeah no one stack was enough peace’
ꙮ vfdjnuogbjhfguohbgj
ꙮ listen it’s important to take breaks. get up, do stretches
ꙮ salme told caion all about this the other day
haha
tomestone dings “queue popped”
(I’ve been trying to come up with techne for Salme and have had very little luck, but “able to turn on and off tomestone notifications for people with her mind at will” is something I jokingly proposed to hachi)
ꙮ fkfhgtrhgouertjhjjrijgg hahahha
oh yeah while you’re still here kuz:
oh right they’re invisible. i did reply to the post where you can grab it tho lol
gahahahhaha w h a t
ice you need to put it in square brackets ⚗
[GLYPH]
that escapes it
and hachi, Salme’s wanted to stick something Funny in one of these scorpy q statue hands for a WHILE
THAT’S A PENIS
ye
Jae makes too many dick jokes in DMs
ꙮ help, salme is hot
: “hot”
: “100% committed to a bit”
you’re talking to Teak, those two things are synonyms
ꙮ accurate
ꙮ one of the reasons i like GMing so much is i really like the ability to drop into second-person direct
ꙮ fucking HOT
ꙮ god
ꙮ god!!!
:3c
I’ve been rotating this a week!
ꙮ god
ꙮ [adjusts collar]
ꙮ aight im good
ꙮ :blobsweatfast:
ꙮ JDUOIEHGIYUHGEOUIJHGOUJIHGN
ꙮ SALME
YOU KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN
ꙮ I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING
ꙮ [delighted cackle]
ꙮ i don’t know WHY i thought you were joking
look I thought a lot about tone and this has to be Deadly Serious and Ineffably Stupid at the same time
hahaahahahhahahahaha
scorpion and the frog in your starting hand
YEAH lolf
you left that in your deck lmao
ꙮ legitimately
ꙮ fucked with her
ꙮ so much
ꙮ that she failed her init
ꙮ brilliant strategy. calculated
ꙮ Zoë just made the weirdest noise wtf
[cat]
ꙮ he jumped into my lap REALLY insistently and then just like. purred but it kept ESCALATING
ꙮ just this continual loudening purr into a rock-tumbling noise
ꙮ and now he’s being normal
ꙮ fuckin cats
ꙮ OH MY GOD SALME
ꙮ im
ꙮ gay
ꙮ shut up its pride month i can be gay for salme if i want to be
true queerness is sometimes heterosexuality in the gayest possible way
(oops teak I meant to take “I am the odds” for my third glorious rite for this hand but forgot to click the button. can we say that I have it pls)
ꙮ Sure
does that count as engaging?
ꙮ What do you mean? Also sorry there was a Weird Noise lol
: “When you Engage and no allies Advise, immediately Defend 2 and your first Strike deals +2 damage.” do I defend 2?
you’re fine!
ꙮ Yes! Yes that counts.
ꙮ hot,
ꙮ my computer is doing a thing where every time i mouse click it makes this stupid little yellow circle, zoe somehow did a weird key tapdance that turned it on and I don’t know how to turn it off lol
ꙮ AH got it
gj! oh Jae took 1 damage from hitting salme btw
ꙮ losing it at “I’m suddenly and deeply aware of the fact that, among all of us, I’m closest to being cannonball-sized. Please don’t get any ideas.” lol <3
ꙮ h o t
almost had ‘er
wasn’t the point
ꙮ it IS hot though,
ꙮ FJUEHGFUIHJFIUDEHIJFEHIUDHIGHIHGIJF
you good?
ꙮ i appreciate knowing the precise, PRECISE vocal cadence of that “you good?”
ꙮ ilu, nerd
also I C why you wanted to do the next aury beat On Main lol busy friday night for taru
sorr
ꙮ Not the only reason!
nothin to be sorr about lol
ꙮ Also we could have done it before session! Still can if you want to! Also back sorry I had a sudden breathtakingly urgent need for popcorn
naw mostly just amused at your double rite side scening in one night-ing yiourself
salme did say “snacks” which triggered teak’s Popcorn Pavlov Response
how much of them just Hanging Out do you want to run? I can keep going but you’ve been at this A While
ꙮ I ain’t got anywhere to be if there’s a beat you’d like to hit, I’ve been looking forward to this for a while
Oh there are several but nothing Big
ꙮ ”The two things I thought of were both things I made.” scorpy q immediately like >:) >:) >:)
Narrator I’ll have none of your sass.
ꙮ Stop me?
lolol
ꙮ god the BBS is so good.
Caion Did A Swear
ꙮ Salme taught him how to swear, it’s great
ꙮ he’s VERY proud of himself
Salme can’t even be on her phoneeee
not while on a date, salme!!
she’s not on a date!
ꙮ 3, 2, 1
and that’s scene
ꙮ thank you that RULED ASS
THANK YOU. That was AWESOME
ꙮ [wiggles happily]
ꙮ Feral Salme Detected
BUT HIS ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES, my text bar is smol now
orz
ꙮ lmao
typing is hard, got it the fifth time tho!!!
gj [polite clapping]
the salamander desire to send SQ taunting BBS messages vs the gnome desire to not make salme feel like he’s betrayed her trust by shit posting mid conversation…. awoo
ꙮ lolf
he can shitpost mid convo we’ll say he did it afterward
oops added a sentence for clarity
ooc: I’m almost POSITIVE Jorule would know b/c he has log access; Salme doesn’t
i mean i really don’t remember a remotely solid dates being given lol
it was 100 something
I think
that seems REALLY low
ꙮ I am PRETTY sure Luĉja’s mentioned roughly how old he is, yeah
I remember being surprised too
I also am Bad At Number Remember so
hmm
that’s scene unless you want to get a snarky little bon mot in at the end
thanks btw lol
no problem!
<3
god there are So Many Messages
<Jorule> Salme, get back on your cellphone <– words we never thought anyone would ever say
fastest way to keep her from getting dumber with Settings was to remind her she’s an addict
look she’s a copycat
it was too tempting to ignore
still love Jorule’s peak older brother “it’s cool when I do it and lame when you do it”
imitation is the sincerist form of flattery, as SQ said
<3
too bad jorule and aurelius are both like fucking allergic to compliments
aurelius accept them he just doesn’t break into song and dance while doing so
literally was embarrassed by burger quest
he didn’t even have the spotlight on him
that’s not a compliment that is a small gesture forced into a grand shape
also fug these’s people said they’d be here around 1 but it’s almost 3 now and still nothin
oh that’s annoying. Do you have to like. Stay until they get there?
i mean i live here anyway so lol
right but you go to sleep
i’m just starting to wonder if they’re gunna show up before i go to bed or not
are you on call while you sleep or does someone else at least cover that?
being on call all night until someone gets here in the morning is why i live here :D
D:
when is “morning”?
realistically and reliably, around 9
wretched
sometimes earlier if amber happened to be awake and wasn’t busy or if teresa actually came in when her time cards say she does
… I
like
HOW does this place stay in business?
the thing about hotels is there’s actually no real reason for them to have anyone in the office in the early AM
I was thinking more about your coworkers just swanning in whenever
but yeah, I mean, as the person who’s been guilty of arriving at a hotel in the early AM, I know that I am an outlier adn should not be counted
amber is the head house keeper and it’s not actually her job to deal with office stuff most of the time and she just does it to be nice to me
okay that’s sweet
(also fucking Jorule in the “fuck crimson” thread)
and teresa mostly shows up when her kids are done with their morning shit????? but also is salaried and knows nothing really happens in the morning anyway (she also used to have my hours until they bought their house)
well fair enough I guess
: “The Prince of Tenebrous”
yeah
don’t want people getting confused and thinking he’s the Pal King’s son
or SQ’s
she’s also royalty
that would be a much funnier sort of confusion
honestly a SQ question that remained on the cutting room floor in the last scene
good news: the guy that called earlier finally showed up
bad news: he said the other room was probably 2 hours behind him,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, whomp
WHOMP WHOMP
back to video game?
or do you just try to sleep and then Suffer waking up in the middle of it?
more like make piece with being woken up an hour after going to bed
if there’s one thing you learn at a hotel it’s that even with gps people can’t estimate drive times for shit and you should NEVER wait up for someone :E
Lessons From The Rio Sands Inn
(hotel?)
(I can’t remember)
lodge but actually it’s a motel
I’ve never actually be certain of the taxonomic distinctions
a hotel is all connected, a motel is in segments
(and generally you have to pass through the lobby of a hotel to get to the rooms, where as the rooms for a motel are accessible directly and the office is off to the side)
ah
and then we call things “inn” and “lodge” and “suites” and the distinction is lost anyway
suite is a Big Fancy Overpriced Room
i THINK an inn implied food where as a lodge did not…? but not super sure and they’re both kinda archaic anyway
or a lodge is probably more like renting a log cabin actually iirc
sure but that’s never what any of them denote
like I would associate “inn” with food, yeah, for sure but also red roof inn uh. is Not where you go for Nice Food
(roof isn’t even red sometimes!)
well yes you can basically used them interchangably now and no one would really think twice about it
yes
also
to add to your despair, my cat loudly vomited behind me and I’m scared to get up off the couch to go see what mess Awaits Me
lucky you
unfortunately for my roommate, the cat barf is their job unless they also want to deal with kat barf
… I apologize for typing that sentence but since I wrote it you have to read it now too
pat
love seye being seye at other people
ꙮ loooool
ꙮ loooool that scene, i love them so much haha
the Worst Duo.
ꙮ ”I don’t really have anything to say tbh I’m just making this to mess with Salme.” lmaoooooooo
ꙮ lmaooooo Jorule
Robot Japes
ꙮ hm do i need any other character sheets prepped for today? i dont THINK so
ꙮ ALFALFA MENTIONED
- Aurelius has gained 1 Arete, and now has 1.
CAION GUNNA VACCUME SEAL A MATTRES FOR DELIVERY
ꙮ hahaha
that shit’s wild, I actually ordered a split spring/memory form mattress online a while back and it just came in really long tube-ish box
ꙮ god i love the BBS. gift that keeps on giving
ꙮ lmao yeah
ꙮ i bought new pillows recently and they arrived as fucking neutron stars
hahaha
ꙮ god, salme
:)
ꙮ this kills the otter
fuck, the otter was supposed to cook tho
lololol
ꙮ its fine i HQ’d dinner
ꙮ pasta fresh from the other day, garbanzo beans, garlic, a really alarmingly tasty lemon, capers, Korean red pepper flakes, and an onion, and a can of really really good sardines in preserved lemon from Fishwife, in a butter white wine sauce, this is so good i want to cry
ꙮ hint of rosemary too
ꙮ basically pasta puttanesca?
ꙮ which is still my favourite name for a recipe, ever
puttanesca……………..
ꙮ it means exactly what you think it means
:O
that sounds incredible
ꙮ it was. so fucking good omg
oh goddamn
I rarely have dinner envy but the fresh pasta will get me everytime
ꙮ cmere
ꙮ you’re on the short list of cute guys i’ll make fresh pasta for
Obrigado, but that would require me to not have work this coming week
Also inertia’s a bitch
ꙮ lolf i mean
ꙮ it’ll be summer soon
ꙮ Oh man
ꙮ I should make a wholeass tray of Effortpost Lasagne and bring it when we visit Pads
I ain’t gonna say no
ꙮ that’s a fantastic idea, i could get three of the cutest people i know to have a simultaneous foodgasm
Game designer people are at origins right now posting about North Market and I had a food sad
ꙮ aw man
ꙮ oh is that this weekend?
I assume it must be
Yep. Which caused an ABSOLUTE traffic clusterfuck when combined with Pride.
ꙮ oh god lmao oh no
(As well as a parking clusterfuck.)
ꙮ i believe it
Since the Convention Center and the park where Pride’s at are two blocks apart.
ꙮ yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Also I am flippin’ tired, but I shall do my best.
ꙮ godspeed cap’n today’s gonna be a chill one i think
ꙮ i say like i ever have any goddamn concept of what’s going to happen, pointed look at insert scenes this week
ꙮ shuffling around nervously, scratching back of head, anime face
It Is A Mystery
ꙮ hachi every time i see your current display name i want to kiss you on the mouth
:D
cur, none shall approach the Prince
the narrator is part of the harem
:O
ꙮ the real harem protagonist was the friends we made along the way
i mean,
-hugs y’all, not long awake from post pride nap-
♪ Now playing: Sanctuary · queued by The Dragon
Hiya!
hello
yo
ꙮ Hot,
image on server for clarity
- Salme, The Sword-Saint has gained 1 Arete, and now has 12.
- Archie has gained 1 Arete, and now has 3.
oops. sorry should’ve chosen my moment better
ꙮ f- false
false
Yeah, no this was the best way to do that
ꙮ vrjnhfudvbhtdouihjoiutjhoijh Awoken [dying]
ꙮ emphasis on ‘better’ is doing so much work there hahahah
ꙮ god bless text formatting
ꙮ Matamata :3
pfffffffffffft
not sure why things aligned for three different checks in to all show up back to back right then but i guess it could have been worse being 5m earlier lol
laser targeted joke aimed directly at my funny bone
If it’s red, is it a tomatamata?
I loved the crossover raids with NieR Automatamata
GROUNDED.
ꙮ fvduhjyighbviuotedhng
-falls over-
-dies-
ꙮ lol irl @ Salme
hold up we have the Prince and the Hero. This campaign continues to be Homestuck
Prince, Hero, Saint, Priest…
im the cool guy :sunglasses:
ꙮ daves strider stacked like cordwood up in this fuck
lol someone should ask hachi which 2 homestuck characters he picked to describe Awa
ꙮ hachi,
hachi i just checked in a guy named alejandro and had to exert willpower to not being weird and saying his name very dumb lmao
ꙮ which 2 homestuck characters did you pick to describe Awa
hahahah
god
did I
choose two homestuck characters to describe awa
was I drunk
ꙮ Catherine,
ꙮ which 2 homestuck characters did Hachi pick to describe Awa
was it tenzi
vriska and aradia iirc
ꙮ god
ꙮ lmao
he WAS drunk
ꙮ i see the vision
hahaha
ok yes
I did say that
trying to imagine hachi being as much of a ruthless bitch as vriska is sending me tho
ꙮ salme sure has a type
he was possibly drunk?
extra funny since hachi hates vriska
no question
I BET
i bet
ꙮ ARCHIE
ꙮ tbhdgjfuijohbtfyrouilgjhnopiryjhoilkryfghjoilkhnjrtyfgilkohkj
ꙮ LUĈJA
gahahahahah
I’m helping!
no one is helping
ꙮ [dying]
I guess Aurelius is mildly helping?
ꙮ Awwww, Aurelius
ꙮ he’s so cute…
ꙮ ALSO, and not in any way to rush yall, just as context, this is a Press X To Continue sort of situation, when you ARE done chatting let me know and I can Advance The Scene, but there’s hasn’t been a full cast Group Yap in a minute and there have been some revelations happening and it’s good to see them get worked through =D
yeah I thought this was worth discussing in real time
ꙮ very much so, ye
ꙮ also it let me do. SO much prewriting lol
ꙮ Archie’s cute…
awoken hitting upon some ancient wisdom there, what if people DIE when they are killed….?
notebookception
also I’ve shared everything I’ve got for the moment so I’m good to proceed when ready
X
X
X
X
there was nothing suggestive about that. :(
she was thinking about a previous very suggestive sausage
ꙮ Hot,
ye
Queenstown has a Ferris wheel!!!
I feel like this was previously discussed and established but it still makes me happy
Zaya mentioned it to Salme in a message before, at least
ye
Heating up some food, but I’ll be keeping an eye on things. (Sorry, meal schedule is all whacky today.)
Please Eat A Food
ꙮ [sobs]
waugh
ꙮ god
(And I’m back around, with foods. Good god, Aury. T_T)
(yep welcome to the club)
ꙮ dead! dying and also dead. deceased.
:3c as the teakwoods say
ꙮ <3
hahah
but hachi, can we really trust an airship given to us, in however a roundabout way, by the Scorpion Queen?
we can trust that it’d be rad as fuck
it probably plays a sick double guitar solo as it takes off
Nothing Illegal Or Untoward Has Ever Been Done By An AirShip Flying The Red Baron Flag
ꙮ oh, it does.
gonna cycle fluids real quick fyi but keep going, back in a sec
brb bio as well
why in the duck did he had a box with the lantern and eye on it lol
you’re probably about to find out?
Hmm. Do I continue interweaving Wolf having a weapongasm with the other revelations?
ꙮ Hell yeah
by all means
I don’t mind if you don’t!
please
it’s times like these where I have to remember that my narrator-glyph has only 7 eyes and not 10
That depends on your font/browser
ꙮ gahahahahhaha
ꙮ padfoot im. gay
Fuckin’ same. >.>
well so fun story, narrator-glyph with 7 eyes is a simplification of the 10-eyes version. I ended up looking into the history of its origin and usage
ꙮ i love you
Maybe I should also mention it was only used in one Russian religious text and it was in reference to an angel, which seems… increasingly relevant
ꙮ :3c
Out of curiosity, does the naginata come with him into the library?
ꙮ Yup
brbr
ꙮ let me know if you actually want me to go dig up the original description of it lol
I can ask IC, I don’t think Archie’s been to the Library since the new additions though
map node has entire description
which node?
OH the one on the liminal library
NE of Architect
ꙮ ’The Liminal Library’, it’s attached to Salme, is how I always find it lol
it’s liked to aurelius and salme by pellucid tendrils
ꙮ I need to make the ability to link specific nodes
y
there’s also a FULL-full description in {A History of the Liminal Library} but the map node has the briefest whole description
got it, thanks! and yeah, referencing the map is a lil tricky sometimes unless you already have a sense of where things are
^
completely fair! my bad for being like “map node” as if that would make sense to anyone other than me and like … idk teo apparently
ꙮ sickos gonna sicko (affectionate, laudatory)
Archie staring into the narrative camera at Teak like he’s in The Office
ꙮ [nibbles daintily]
Salme’s grateful that SOMEONE got it because she had no fucking clue
Yeah I got a walk in FU for you right here
ꙮ lolf
ꙮ fhfhhhfjhfk Hachi <3
oops delete my comment, misread
ꙮ o7
ꙮ Teo: lol
you’re welcome
inverted crescent, eh?
ꙮ It’s The Liminal Icon
ꙮ that’s the rose window on the KGP door
OH okay I didn’t clock that and my brain was still Blue Prince-ing
ꙮ i.e. the Discord server icon and the site favicon
ꙮ BUT ALSO,
because apparently i was parsing this different than other people: archie opened door, got kitchen, and then the third door changed??
ꙮ yyes
yes
yes
huh
yerah I had parsed it the same way too, ice
and I parsed it not that way the first time too
♪ Now playing: In the Light of Far Stars · queued by The Dragon
- You hear — and your Star hears — a song, echoing from the stillness: In the Light of Far Stars
ꙮ TY to Kuzmathgar for this track, it’s what he got Arete for earlier.
<3
:O
:O
teak over here chortling like an idiot at getting hachi to nick into Prince right before this i bet
lol
OH
lol
ꙮ eyyyy
if it gives us one liminal coin…
Salme: -points to self- You do have great taste. ;P
u get me
beat me to the darts lol
your job is to hustle pool
ꙮ too many hot guys in this campaign for me to NOT get them playing pool together smdh
i could definitely out cheat awa at pool but it’d be painfully unsubtle
you should do it
that should happen
ꙮ also, homestuck intensifies
nobody let Lord English in here
yeah I bet if I had a power that let me just turn back time Whenever it’d be useful!!
god sometimes I shock myself with the random shit still bouncing around in my head all these years later
ꙮ ALSO that’s the extent of what I knew I wanted to cover in this session, in my heart I wanted to obviously signpost NEXT session but I have two weeks of insert scenes to do that in– although someone SHOULD mention our goal while everyone is present
ꙮ because
ꙮ it’ll be funny
what IS our goal, I assume it’s get a radio working and prepare for iron chef
ꙮ Archie knows! =D
Hachi: was thinking portals, actually lol
I’ve got it! :) gonna wait until after Drink Time tho
ꙮ gvjhtfuodhbuirtygfjhritjhk
in my head i had kind of intended for zaedolf and zaya to follow whilst explaining but i guess Mild Freak Out At Statues may have stalled them out so just six bottles…. lol
ꙮ I assume they’re just standing there like slack-jawed hoopleheads tbh
gahahahah
I also thought Zaed and Zaya were there but then when No One Else was around long enough yeah, I figured we lost them.
Which, of course, now that you’ve reminded ME of that, Wolf can’t not think of it.
ꙮ ”this is some kind of weird World Traveler Bullshit we’ll just make sure nobody rolls in and sees it”
ꙮ ersdgfrtyfhyhuiojbjntedouilhgnetrikhj Wolf XD
my turn to be aware that a joke is happening but have no concept of what it is, lol
I can fix that. It’s a MBMBaM thing. (Legitimately their most hilarious bit.)
that seems like a really good ending note?
Works for me! <3
ꙮ Works for me!
same brain cell
ye!
Works for me!
Thanks for the session y’all, it was a fun one!
sure tho i DID kind of want to go out and be like “:| ok well you just missed the ENTIRE key explanation, guys”
ashfjkasjdflkasdk;lfjaslk;df
That was awesome, y’all!
just remember that happened I Guess
make a note in your taru head!!
♪ Now playing: In the Light of Far Stars · queued by Archie
- Aurelius has gained 1 Arete, and now has 2.
you were too busy shoving morse code into into a farcaster
why would that imply he was dead if there were like 4 people on beast
> “Tasna, Xilai, and Duškomira. And… Khejvard, but he’s been gone for decades.”
aaah
Salme asks “what happened” and Tsem says “Old age, we think. Tasna… didn’t talk about it much. Some banter about how he was starting to slow down, and then… she was gone for a really long time”
I’ll accession it
i think that was above where it linked lol
yeah you always have to scroll up
b/c the navbar
:O makes sense
the formatting on the plane travel’s page makes me want to scream and cry
RIP
mana burst is the same??
yeah it’s just final seal where it’s different
: “ probably yeah” you piece of shit
I am giving Jorule an enormous amount of power here
what will he chose to do with it
hahah
Jorule just broke the final seal on salme denialism I see
: gong
idk what she’s doing right now but she just had to Sit Down and Take A Moment
hahah
wait wtf ctrl+enter on BBS sends post too
it does
cursed
ꙮ aurelius is the SALTIEST salamander and it’s so funny
mfw caion started chanting black-rom