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Elsewhere - Week of April 06, 2026

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The Awoken

there is a very possible reality where he’s double chained to a dais with weird instruments all around and he’s like “yeah fire ‘em up”

ꙮ pfff

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Aurelius

normal sunday afternoon shit

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The Dragon

Okay I think i ACTUALLY fixed the fucking new message issue this time

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

how come I only roll very well when … stuff like this happens

ꙮ aleatorics are where the magic comes in (threatening)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah I realize I might’ve fucked myself

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lolf

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Aurelius

R H I Z O M E S

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Aurelius

Maskatize Me Baby

ꙮ rhizome rhizome rhizome

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

you are the LAST PERSON who gets the mask

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

if Salme wasn’t the dumbest woman alive she would have written it in her will

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

the KITTEN gets the mask before you do

ꙮ tgrhuhrgtrehuotjiouhj

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Aurelius

the kitten isn’t gunna know how to backsass The Duelist tho

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Aurelius

is this gunna be how i learn we have home points D:

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

home points?

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Aurelius

sometimes when you die you wake up in your home point the next day

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Aurelius

things aurelius has been. very careful to NOT say out loud

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

aurelius can be very careful? :O

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Aurelius

yeah you only see the dumb shit that DOES slip through not the stuff that gets filtered

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

well yeah definitely don’t tell Salme you Might Come Back To Life if you die then she’ll … be worse.

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Aurelius

hyeah

yeah

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Aurelius

: “does it still work like that here?” “who knows” “lets. definitely not bring this up with anyone else” “valid” “or test it” “extra valid”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

is this the aurelius dialectic or are you talking to someone else?

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The Awoken

yes

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Aurelius

yes

ꙮ yes

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The Awoken

there is one braincell in the world that every noöplankton shares

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Aurelius

:O

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I THINK that’s scene? Though I have a very small idea for a followup scene (Salme is … going to need an outfit change after swimming in the ocean in her clothes) but that isn’t necessary to play through

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I recognize it is also late on a sunday night for the dragon

ꙮ thank you for the scene! <3

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

thank youuuuu

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

that was cute and lovely

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Aurelius

shit

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

?

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Aurelius

teak i accidentally put salme instead of saint on the tag

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lolololol

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The Dragon

fixed it lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

ice are you busy or could I convince you to do a little scene post Salme’s swim? Okay if you’re busy/have things you want to do/&c. but I think her change of clothes probably ended up stowed in the pocket dimension and also she does have a question she wants to ask aury

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Aurelius

i am doing absolutely nothing at all so it’s a very low DC

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Aurelius

couldn’t decide if i wanted to load up another episode or a game so a scene is fine too lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

well all right. Where would Aurelius be?

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Aurelius

Could Be Anywhere Really but hmmm maybe after dinner and people split up to explore/sleep he just found somewhere high up to get a good view of the island and watch the sea

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

want to set the scene? she’d be looking for him probably, though she might just stumble upon him on the way back

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Aurelius

hmhmhm

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Aurelius

teakwood got any cool High Places For Idiots To Climb off hand

ꙮ setting scene! one moment please.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I feel like since Salme almost just committed suicide 3 different ways, “for idiots to climb” is a little unfair

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Aurelius

oh no i mean,

ꙮ salme will ALSO be climbing there, you see

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Aurelius

‘smoke and idiots like high places’

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Aurelius

wrt aurelius finding somewhere high to Observe things from

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Aurelius

oh man i didn’t know we had a HORRIFYING OCEAN BRIDGE to cross to get to the tower that’s exciting

ꙮ you can ALSO go via Glass Ship and a lot of people still do because it Feels Weird to go on foot, the bridge is pretty new

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Aurelius

slams fists on table.

Horrifying Bridge, Horrifying Bridge

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah let’s do the horrifying bridge

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I’m game

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

actually there’s no way she’s going to stumble across Aurelius if he’s up that high. Lolf how do I find him?

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Aurelius

Look Up,

Happen To Catch The Glint Of The Sun Reflecting Off His Glasses

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Aurelius

where there’s a will, anime finds a way

ꙮ I assumed he’d notice -her- and wave or something

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

he’s too cool for that

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Aurelius

he’s not too UNcool to avoid throwing something, though

ꙮ WET SOCKS :(

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah wet socks in wet boots

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

ACTUALLY NOT WHAT SHE WANTED TO ASK ABOUT JESUS

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Aurelius

ahahaha

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Aurelius

smells like teen spirit (depression)

ꙮ Awwww

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

fucking. he’s cute? what.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

seriously man went from 0 game to like. a decent amount of game. wtf.

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Aurelius

hahaha

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Aurelius

we’re in thinking land now

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

only needs the threat of triggering a thought-storm and suddenly he’s like. the sweetest most adorable boy in the world? wtf?

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Aurelius

also a little bit of ‘oh no she’s sad. and it’s PROBABLY not my fault this time! so i can maybe help GOOD for once“*

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oh nooooo poor foxen

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Aurelius

(also, just, finally Processed Stuff I think)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(honestly I can’t even joke @ him for that)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(considering the stupidest woman alive keeps UnProcessing shit)

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Aurelius

lmao

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I have no idea what the hell is happening in this scene but it’s cute so I’m running with it? wtf ice.

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Aurelius

SUAVE AND whatever the otherthing i said

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

does jorule have a cache of otome game memories somewhere?

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Aurelius

Some of the other personalities in the spark are less. Super Teenage Whiteboy, yes

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

scene?

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Aurelius

yeah that seems like a good spot

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

wtf that went … very oddly. very cute? I’m delighted but also wtf.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also dying at “Super Teenage Whiteboy”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

though what ARE the other personalities in the spark? are they All Icecylee Characters Ever or just a selection?

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Aurelius

yeah I think having a bit to process his convos with awa and salme and then the GROUP probably helped a Lot (and also. not being caught off guard this time)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

cute! also character growth? also cute? also his outfit change obviously boosted his confidence!

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Aurelius

I actually WAS thinking about that the other day i think I can probably narrow down which characters that would share the same spark as jorule

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I’d be curious to know

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Aurelius

hahah maybe a bit of it all, yeah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I’m also … are Seth and Jorule the … same person? I was trawling the link you posted of old campaigns a while back but couldn’t make sense of it all

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Aurelius

YES BUT ALSO NO

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Aurelius

It’s Weird,

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

WOAH Jorule’s situation? Is WEIRD?

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Aurelius

But at this point,

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Aurelius

it’s Seth when he’s EVEN MORE META and not a PC

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

even more meta.

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Aurelius

and Jorule when he’s More Himself and a player

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

except Seth is dryad and Jorule is … not? but they’re both from SoCal?

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Aurelius

even more meta! Seth was explicitly running ISI as the GM lmao

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

which one is the more pernicious Whiteboy?

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Aurelius

Jorule for sure

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Aurelius

Seth is closer to me

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I’m trying to … figure out what information you are actually conveying here

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Aurelius

personality wise

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Seth takes more joy in being theatrically insulted?

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Aurelius

absolutely

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I am going to make you explain the Seth-Jorule connection to me because I’m confused but also I have monopolized Much of your time so it does not have to happen anytime soon

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

thank you for the scene! it was fun and lovely!

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Aurelius

They’re the same person except not and may have split in two at some point….?

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Aurelius

also i know FOR SURE that Zhaeid, Theodore, Ezekiel, and then Mira and Elizabeth would all definitely be part of Jorule’s spark even without trying to think about if non-mana games would apply or not

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Do you understand that “they’re the same person except not and may have split in two at some point…” is perhaps. Not. Clear? Though I love that one of Aurelius’ sub-personalities has a sub-personality.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Which games are each of those from?

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Aurelius

that’s fair, though something that kinda happened retroactively to a degree

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Aurelius

Devil Schema, Mana (no subtitle), Apoc, then the last two both from Mystery of Mana

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Wait is “Seth Jorule” his full name?

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Aurelius

yeah, that was it initially,

even tho i don’t think people in OG mana even. had second names????

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Well he’s certainly confused about it from the background you wrote in the storagebin you linked forever ago

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Aurelius

yeah lol

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Aurelius

he’s always been a Weird Lil Dude

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

how old were you when you and … what, fue and peter (??) started doing this anyway?

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Aurelius

18 or 19 i wanna say…?

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Aurelius

(and peter’s a couple years younger)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

tiny

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Aurelius

I think Terra, her sister and Julian were the initial four players for OG mana

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Aurelius

(plus me obv)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lol I am noticing that a lot of your older characters have Interestingly Colored Hair and penchant for jeans

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Aurelius

anime hair is eternal

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

fair enough

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

gotta give you props for NOT going with jeans and sneakers in samudra tho

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oooh right ezekiel is the stoner

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Aurelius

yeah haha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Where are Mira and Elizabeth in Mystery of Mana? I only see “Aerial Turner” in the storagebin?

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Aurelius

oh wait not mystery

the other one

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Aurelius

mysterious seed

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

AH found it

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also can I ask why you decided to give Aurelius fox features or is that a spoiler for later stuff?

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Aurelius

half for the hell of it, half to put more mana references on him

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

what are the mana references?

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Aurelius

Aurelius being the big major one

and then the fox is in reference to Foxy who was a an NPC from Myth who felt like a precursor to Jack (reoccurring merchant NPC) so I sometimes mix them up in the context of Myth

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Aurelius

and then a lot of just constantly saying very specific dumb shit

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

do you get teak chortling at you in DMs?

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Aurelius

oh yeah teak’s been in on it the entire time

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Aurelius

since

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Aurelius

immediately after seeing what Dreamer and Hunter’s deal was i went “oh man with THAT being Hunter’s Thing, we could make this REALLY stupid if it was also Jorule playing him….” and teakwood was like Hell Yeah Lets Do It lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oh yeah I knew that I didn’t know how often your Obscure Mana References got rewarded with GM Chortles

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

though I am curious what Hunter actually … Hunts since.

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Aurelius

oh yeah, since half the time I’m explaining then more obscure ones as i go

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Aurelius

Fiends

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Aurelius

and Monsters

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I guess that makes sense

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I say, feeling very stupid because obviously.

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Aurelius

lmao

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

well looking through all that completely baffling data was fascinating. y’all are cute. That was … perhaps not the best use of my time but w/e.

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Aurelius

but here we are

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

might as well shift-change hachi at this point

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Aurelius

also speaking of D.S one of my Suggestions for the train was the D.S Car but. we decided that was maybe a bit much and that a train would be more setting appropriate lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

was was the DS car?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oh wait I see

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah no the train is better.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

car is hysterical but train is better

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Aurelius

yeah basically haha

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The Awoken

HE’S STARTING TO BELIEVE

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Aurelius

?!

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The Dragon

help Aurelius is hot and cute

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♪ Now playing: Dóchas thar Eagla · queued by The Wolf-Priest

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Aurelius

hey teak just out of curiosity and for no reason what so ever, what would happen if someone other than the Chosen Wielder put the Mask on

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I…………… am pretty sure I know the answer to that which is “congratulations you’re the sword-saint now”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also wow Aurelius helped Salme once and then you want him to ruin several things massively in quick succession amazing. (I almost want you to do it. It’d be fascinating)

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Aurelius

inside you. there is a lion and a bird. and the lion says, maybe you should NOT do things that will upset your girlfriend for no reason. and the bird says, but what if i Really Wanna Know

ꙮ You would not, in fact, Become The Sword-Saint Now unless you formally defeated the current Sword-Saint in a Rite for which the stakes of the Rite are “you become the successor to the Sword-Saint” or under circumstances of the death of the person who had been performing the role and, presumably, them handing the Mask off in desperation (cf. Ciet and Badri, and a couple of the notches in the wall of the shrine)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I support you doing it Ice but fair warning Salme WILL feel exceptionally betrayed and hurt

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Aurelius

love that you readily had “with the stakes explicitly set” in the wings as if this has Definitely Come Up Before

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Aurelius

oh no if i was ACTUALLY going to do something immensely stupid i would have done it in secret :3

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Aurelius

(and then been caught almost instantly because it’s sentient and would tell her, lmao)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(yes)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(honestly Do Eet he reacted so well to the other memories and I’m Curious)

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Aurelius

but with it just Sitting There jorule is obviously like ‘hmm i wonder……………….’

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

again I support you in this if/ when teak is available especially because I’m curious too I just want to be clear you’re going to Really Hurt Salme if you do, probably. which I’m fine with but.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(well maybe it’ll be fine I guess it depends but the Stakes are There)

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Aurelius

not every stupid thought gets acted upon!!! some of us have impulse control / are, perhaps, Not Simply Meat Puppets

ꙮ i will, actually, gently put my finger on the scale to nudge away from “options that someone has thought better about that would probably genuinely result in catastrophic PvP”

ꙮ at least in disc 1

ꙮ interpret THAT statement as your heart guides you

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Aurelius

ayyyy

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Aurelius

(also samudra is definitely wrong place wrong time in either case lol)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

WOLF FLIRTING WITH THE NARRTEXT OMG

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Silver-Throat!! she’s so cool

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Aunt Silver-Throat

<3

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Aurelius

was that a mobius strip of crystal

ꙮ the 3D equivalent of a mobius strip, a Klein bottle, yes

ꙮ for obvious reasons she keeps that one hidden most of the time lol

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Aurelius

‘and requires 4D space to exist without self-intersection’ i see

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Aurelius

whats so weird about impossible shapes

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I hope dance is main cast session

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

dance dance dance dance

ꙮ dance will not be main cast session (at least, not THIS one) for scene timing reasons but I want there to be a Dance Happening at some point on screen with a bunch of people around, I think that’d be fun

ꙮ but, like. it’s. it’s Ripple, there’ll be dancing

ꙮ help, wolf is hot

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The Wolf-Priest

Aaaand I think that’s scene, for now at least?

ꙮ works for me!

ꙮ thank you, that was delightful. :D

Lupine Observer

Wolf IS hot!

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The Wolf-Priest

And now he has ANOTHER question for Caion. LOL

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Aurelius

‘precisely the right amount of treats’ ah i see you are also the Dumb Cat Owner

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The Archivist/Archie

Hello hi yes I am here!!

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The Wolf-Priest

Hello!

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The Archivist/Archie

Oh heya Wolf! Come to watch the insert scene or be part of it?

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The Wolf-Priest

Be part of! Worst case, he hangs out in the background and there’s stuff I can know IC.

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The Archivist/Archie

Nice!

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The Wolf-Priest

He will probably explicitly say that he’s there not because he can explain much of anything–or can understand most of the explanations–but that you never know.

ꙮ Hewwo! I need a few moments, I’d like to make some tea. Also so that I can rotate scene scope and pacing what do you want to make sure Gets Covered Here

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Aurelius

idk im just here for the ride since caion wanted to ask about the thing

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The Archivist/Archie

Archie wasn’t around IC for the creation of the Liminal Library so he’s just as interested as Caion in finding out more about it and how it operates, and testing if it can be used as a portable Bubble. I’m not sure if this would be better handled in a full cast scene, but he wants to discuss more about the icosahedron and whatever Caion has to tell him, which may also end up being a private conversation? And then at some point, maybe later in the evening, I wanna have some one-on-one time with Naïad boyfriend somewhere that’s safe to discuss exactly where Archie’s been

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Aurelius

and impress him with my mastery of the 8th virtue

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The Archivist/Archie

(And also to be real gay)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I’m here finally

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The Archivist/Archie

Hello hello!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(… am very grumpy because I’m stuck in the grad offices when I thought I’d be able to get home in a timely fashion but someone willingly chose to make our class run over haha)

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The Archivist/Archie

Oof

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Aurelius

rip

ꙮ Okay I’m back and have caused tea to exist

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The Archivist/Archie

Mmm, teaaa

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Aurelius

thnx 4 inventing boiling leaves and then drinking the water taru

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

teaaaaa

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

are we legit meeting at night in a cellar?

ꙮ i recently made friends with someone based strictly on having been excited about the same tiny tea-shop as they were

ꙮ which is I guess just the specific variety of Homosexual I turned out to be

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Aurelius

i get the impression it is always vaguely dusk/dawn-ish on samudra

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The Archivist/Archie

That’s real cute and very on brand for you

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The Archivist/Archie

Also what do you mean “apparently”, your de facto uniform is tweed and paisley, this has been well established about you

ꙮ tjgfdhdhjgk

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lolf

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Aurelius

also i JUST NOTICED that your stupid overly italic feeling font GETS RID OF THEM ENTIRELY when it’s a capital letter and god damn i wish i had Not noticed that

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The Archivist/Archie

Yeah it’s been bugging me too

ꙮ well IF I’M EXPLICITLY USING ITALICS I THINK THEY’RE STILL ITALICISED? I think. Let’s find out.

ꙮ Yes they are.

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Aurelius

chaos reigns supreme

ꙮ Anyways blame whoever typeset the First Folio of Shakespeare.

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Aurelius

i do blame them, with all my heart

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Yeah Teak made no choices here whatsoever it’s all the typsetter’s fault

ꙮ Hm, something weirdly cursed is happening with scrolling now, what the hell… I’ll fix it later

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Aurelius

also deeply fucked up how incomprehensible the name of that word was until hachi broke it into three parts and now i can’t help BUT spell it right without thinking

ꙮ hahahah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

ice typos every word in a sentence except Almachadta

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The Archivist/Archie

I think everyone has at least one now so I don’t mind telling you here - it seems that saved entries in the glyph menu don’t transfer over to mobile, and also mobile parses the entry field to add a glyph as a form and so you can only choose “next” and not “enter” so there’s no way to add glyphs from mobile either

ꙮ They won’t transfer to mobile or a new browser, that’s intended behaviour, they’re purely local storage, but hmmm that’s frustrating, the actual behaviour should be working on mobile and if it’s not I’ll want to fix that, thank you for letting me know

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The Archivist/Archie

Gotcha, wasn’t sure if they were local storage or account-linked

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Aurelius

Yeah I had to set it up independently on my laptop and desktop at least

ꙮ oh my god, lol

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Aurelius

lol

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The Archivist/Archie

Two broooos, checkin out a tableeet, gonna touch hands cause they’re real gay

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

super gay

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

… I just saw that Teak updated the coeurl kitten to claim they receive the right amount of treats and that cat is gonna get so fat

ꙮ :3c

ꙮ also sorry Archie I missed the comment but I wasn’t going to make Caion roll for it in the first place haha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Oh I thought we were going to give the waterboyfriends privacy in the liminal library? or were we supposed to follow them?

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Aurelius

how can they ask probing questions if we dont

ꙮ I assumed you’d all pile in after Caion eventually, lol, I just knew Caion had to see what was inside

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The Archivist/Archie

Let’s discuss the library itself all together but eventually they’re gonna want some time somewhere? Though presumably there’s other Bubbled locations in Ripple

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Aurelius

this is NOT the champagne room, they can Be Alone Later

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Oh okay cool!

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The Wolf-Priest

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought of Shenanigans.

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The Archivist/Archie

I’m Concerned

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Aurelius

note to self confiscate all markers

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

:(

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The Wolf-Priest

Ahhh, Ice knows what I was thinking.

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The Archivist/Archie

Hahaha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “Dragon, what would I have to roll to rearrange our friend statues with tenebrous gnosis?”

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Aurelius

sorry, that’s what they’re called now

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

well I guess it’s better than the stereotype of archie and caion doing poppers

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The Archivist/Archie

I was honestly just thinking that the Academy almost certainly has a sexology department

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oh I assume they do and it’s immensely well-staffed

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Aurelius

Human, Kushtaka, Naiad, Pearls… there’s just…….. so much growth potential in the field

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lmk if I have to roll to stop Aurelius from committing Yap Sins

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The Archivist/Archie

Haha it’s okay, it’s a fun character moment

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The Archivist/Archie

There’s incredibly little you could do in well-earned roleplay that I would genuinely have a problem with

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I assumed I was mostly joking

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

but ty for clarifying

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Aurelius

perfect time to afk

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The Awoken

SCENE

ꙮ lmao Aury

ꙮ tiny gay noises

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

cuuuuuuuuuute

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The Archivist/Archie

Hi I’m here to make everyone Hurt today

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Aurelius

see salme i told you we were all fucked up some were just better at masking :3

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Aurelius isn’t

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Archie has normal human … er … otter emotions

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Aurelius

yeah that was the point of that conversation remember!!

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The Archivist/Archie

Really for Archie it’s mostly about like “hey I’m an academic who’s spent my whole life dedicated to the pursuit and accumulation of knowledge and oops there it all goes”

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Aurelius

oop

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

objectively terrifying for real

ꙮ :catnod:

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The Awoken

this is why you didn’t get the scene with Synthesis, aury :(

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Aurelius

synthesis is gunna be my best friend i’m gunna second virtue all over him and he’s gunna be so delighted

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “second virtue” mind your manners, child

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

ALSO YOU ARE BEING MADE OUT WITH FOR THE GREATER GOOD YOU CAN’T TALLK

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Aurelius

oh no :(

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The Awoken

if there’s one thing he loves more than kissing it’s talking

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The Wolf-Priest

The talking isn’t the problem. The absolute lack of ability to model anyone else’s mind is the problem.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah I know it’s a punishment

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Aurelius

tragic

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Aurelius

feel so bad for wolf having to sit through All This In Sequence but also lmao

ꙮ losing my shit laughing irl

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The Awoken

lmaooooo

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The Wolf-Priest

Neither Wolf nor Padfoot can remember the estimate given for how long it’s been since the cycle of rebirth started on Almachadta, for the record.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Salme doesn’t have one either–It’s super approximate. I think Archie does though

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Aurelius

the number of notches times the number of years until Doomsday roughly equaled 250,000, since it was 1000ish notches of 250 years

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Aurelius

iirc

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The Wolf-Priest

Well, someone is very wrong, then.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

it was 217 with cycles that were 500-1500 years long each

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I think? my math could be super off

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Aurelius

oh i am definitely thinking of something else then lol

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The Archivist/Archie

Wait what? I just confirmed with Teak that I think the cycle began about 1300 years ago

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

but there’s been 200+ cycles?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

unless I misunderstood

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Aurelius

oh yeah it’s

the iceberg i was thinking of I knew the number matched SOMETHING

ꙮ Established facts: there have been 216 cycles; the Samudran current year is 1296, and the Septentrione core sample is approximately 1300 years old.

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The Archivist/Archie

Oh wait I misremembered - the insight I got was that the current cycle lines up with the Samudran year and Serpetrione ice, not that that’s how many years the cycle has been going

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The Archivist/Archie

That changes a lot, fuck

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The Archivist/Archie

Wait, Ice, what was your thing about 250,000 years?

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Aurelius

I think i was mixing up some of the numbers with details from a show I was watching at the time, so ignore that probably haha

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The Archivist/Archie

I wanna edit my post but it feels late for that so I’m just gonna re-clarify IC

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The Wolf-Priest

-despairing- I really try not to have Wolf just be a bitch to Aurelius…

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The Archivist/Archie

He deserves it

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Aurelius

he just brings it out of him

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The Awoken

search your inner feelings

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah like go for it

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The Archivist/Archie

Archie’s very close to inviting him to leave

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Caion, the Emissary

Caion, very privately: “Archie are ALL of your friends going to start making out in front of me while I am rapidly reëvaluating everything I know about reality”

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The Archivist/Archie

: “(Not all of them! Though maybe most.)”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

she was doing you guys a solid you have no idea!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(cui bono? EVERYONE except probably wolf)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(rotating) with hazardous alacrity

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

sorry archie not trying to make you shit a brick in front of your boyfriend but the data seemed important

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The Archivist/Archie

The fact that he’s excited and not upset is doing a lot to help modulate Archie’s own response in the moment

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Kushtaka boy netted himself a freak

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Aurelius

the double standards are real

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

it really is all about tone

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The Wolf-Priest

And timing.

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The Archivist/Archie

Doing rash things is different than being rude to my boyfriend and Archie is definitely internally sizing up how afraid he is of taking Aurelius in a Rite if he keeps it up lol

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Aurelius

lmao

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The Wolf-Priest

He could always find a second, hint hint.

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Aurelius

tell someone their Long Thought Dead [Something] was alive actually and suddenly you’re public enemy #1

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The Wolf-Priest

Tone. And. Timing.

ꙮ hey Ice could you do me a favor

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Aurelius

sup

ꙮ and be less IC bit-y in OOC chat lol

ꙮ thanks <3

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

don’t worry Aury, Salme will protect you! She’s strong against everything.

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The Wolf-Priest

(I’m not actually irked OOC, fwiw)

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Aurelius

oh am I bothering someone legit?

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Aurelius

if so I apologize, was pretty sure everyone else was playing along but if not then My Bad

ꙮ o7 <3

ꙮ appreciated

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The Archivist/Archie

ꙮ oh that doesn’t look like a salute at ALL in this font lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

you made Choices and now you deal with the Consequences

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The Archivist/Archie

Teak I’m so glad you picked up on that Archie referred to Caion’s aunt as his own, they’re not married yet but they clearly consider themselves part of each others’ families and it’s real cute

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Aurelius

that was also when awoken seemed vaguely possessed right or am I remembering a different scene

ꙮ Yeah Awoken was havin’ a moment

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The Archivist/Archie

To be fair that happens a lot but that was one of them for sure

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

owaeiuhfjlka;sdjflk; “to be fair that happens a lot”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(wait Kuz who is Caion’s aunt?)

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The Wolf-Priest

Silver-Throat.

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The Awoken

guilty

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The Archivist/Archie

Silver-Throat is Archie’s biological aunt and Ksenija is Caion’s but they both refer to both of them as their Aunt because gay

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

ooh! okay that makes sense.

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The Archivist/Archie

Teak can correct me if I’m wrong but that’s my understanding

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The Wolf-Priest

Ksenija is Caion’s biological aunt?

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The Archivist/Archie

Or by marriage, unclear? But Ksenija is definitely part of Caion’s family

ꙮ Hold up

ꙮ Ksenija is Silver-Throat’s [It’s Complicated] and has been for like fifty years; Silver-Throat is Archie’s… either Literal Aunt or “close older female relative and in Kushtaka that’s ‘aunt’”

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The Archivist/Archie

Ohhhhh okay

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

you know, maybe it’s just the art, but I did not expect Caion to be so Silly (laudatory, delighted)

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The Archivist/Archie

I don’t think you can date a Kushtaka without some amount of Silly, even though Archie is often on the more serious side among his family

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I love the cultural mixing-matching where Archie is probably a very Odd Kushtaka and Caion is probably a very Odd Naiad and I’m sure they amplify each other in the best ways

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The Archivist/Archie

Extremely yes

ꙮ Fun Caion Facts: He was effectively raised by Whisker-Clan, he and Archie have known each other Basically Their Entire Lives, and that’s the other part of why he has so many Kushtaka mannerisms. He is a VERY WEIRD Naiad and Archie is a pretty weird Kushtaka though, yes.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I had … guessed(?) that?

ꙮ I think probably winding down towards end of scene unless anyone has anything else they urgently want to talk about?

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The Wolf-Priest

Not I

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The Archivist/Archie

I’ve addressed everything I wanted to!

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The Wolf-Priest

Everything else I might say to Caion can happen later, 1:1

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The Archivist/Archie

Same

ꙮ You have a portable bubble now! Lots of opportunities for yapping :3

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The Archivist/Archie

I rhought I’d have the stamina to have my 1:1 with him tonight but after how work went today I don’t

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The Awoken

sagely nod

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Aurelius

uhhh not at this moment i don’t think, no

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I am winding down too. Have Conversations For Others but it doesn’t have to be 1:1

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Caion, the Emissary

Yeee. Thank you all very much for the scene :D

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

thank you!

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The Archivist/Archie

♡♡♡

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Caion, the Emissary

also eyebrow wiggle & sex joke at ‘stamina to have my 1:1 with him tonight’

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The Wolf-Priest

Yeee

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lolf sorry Kuz for salme being like “HEY archie boyfriend, are you HELLA DEPRESSED?” but you can use give him extra cuddles

Lupine Observer

<3

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: use it to give him*

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The Wolf-Priest

-amused- I mean, you made Wolf worry, but that’s not a bad thing, necessarily

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The Archivist/Archie

Lmao I mean that’s not something Archie remembered so it’s good to have confirmation!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

ice do you want library company because Salme WILL fret over aury

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Aurelius

he’s certainly not gunna stop her

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

okay yes, icecylee do YOU want to do a followup scene where Aurelius gets Fretted Over or not

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Aurelius

oh uhhhhHHHH

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Aurelius

not at this particular second my Other Campaign started an hour ago lol

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Aurelius

can circle back to it later if you want tho

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

kk lmk!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also gj doing both

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Aurelius

luckily we opened up finishing off a several part combat encounter so it wasn’t as disorientating as it could have been lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(is this when I prod you about circling back to it later or are you busy?)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(I am having a Fascinating Time making a powerpoint about something you can easily google but I can find time in my very busy schedule for some silliness)

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Aurelius

yeah just gunna finish up eating and do dishes first

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

rad

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Aurelius

damn, love when the interenet’s working on the laptop and then i shut down and go to the desktop and the internet has stopped working THERE for no reason at all and poking at it doesn’t solve any problem until i un/replug in the router and then magically it’s fine again

ꙮ D:

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

router :(

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Aurelius

magic sure is complicated,

but good now

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

ready to go? should I make a scene? I was figuring just a straight continuation from the previous one.

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Aurelius

ye ye

ꙮ help i love salme so much

ꙮ and i want to pet aury’s little ears

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Aurelius

waggle

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

you’re going to kill her

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

she’s trying to help and you’re going to murder her

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Aurelius

oop

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Aurelius

brother wolf’s not gunna like that one bit

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Aurelius

brb googling how to unmurder sword saints

ꙮ oh my god they’re cute, help

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Aurelius

thinkin’ about annarr and salme’s Life Before Mind Wipe and after, and how I’ve never really felt like I changed much as a person from when I was a teenager no matter how many years pass, and just kind of nodding my head to myself

ꙮ there were like three different points at which Caion would have made a Remark and/or wolf whistled if he hadn’t been Experiencing Several Of The Virtues At Once, Vigorously And Without Relent

ꙮ he was already like “you go girl” when Aury did his outfit change

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Aurelius

Masters in Esoteric History, Minor in Smaggin’

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Aurelius

there you go, tail emote (it was too awkward to do a head flick)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

are annarr and salme just Sad Teenagers Hanging Out?

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Aurelius

honestly

ꙮ i feel like eventually if specific configurations of people are currently in the Library you just turn around and come back later

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Aurelius

legitimately cannot remember if that was IC or OOC lmao

ꙮ god

ꙮ i THINK that was OOC shitposting

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Aurelius

<Caion> “Ah, there’s a sock on the statue. We should come back later.” Exaggerated wink towards the tablet.

ꙮ hahahahahahahah

ꙮ listen there are. ELABORATE Academy codes for “is this room soundproofed because the gnosis being invoked is loud and we want to be polite, or is it soundproofed for other, different reasons” Caion Gets It

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Aurelius

MINOR IN SMAGGIN’

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Aurelius

hold up need to update the map

ꙮ hahahahahahahah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I feel like if we need a Hook Up Room Aury and Salme can just make another sealed space

ꙮ Liminal Fuckdungeon has much better couches

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Aurelius

wanna show the pamphlet to all these npcs

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

dude do an insert scene and show Caion the pamphlet. You deserve it.

ꙮ c u t e

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Aurelius

BEHIND THE SCENES, having a fierce internal debate

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

hm?

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Aurelius

he was ][ close to going ‘wanna know another secret? im kinda cheating on that front, since where jorule’s from, death is not even remotely final’

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Aurelius

but

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Aurelius

is not sure that’s an Idea he wants to let loose into the world

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I mean he CAN say that but you get to decide if you want him to deal with the consequences of Salme Killing Herself Out of Curiosity

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

… oh god she and Jorule are the same kind of stupid

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Aurelius

tragically he actually has 100% realized that by this point

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Aurelius

and thus, the caution

ꙮ loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I mean if it’s not final what’s the problem?

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Aurelius

testing the hypothesis when there’s already evidence the laws of reality are DEFINITELY not 1:1 here is

the problem

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Aurelius

maybe if we find a Cup of Wishes first

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

see Aury is great at the 12 virtues sometimes

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Aurelius

im scientist

ꙮ ”Sorry To Tell You This But You Are In Fact Loved” makes me wish I were doing BF style scene titles

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Aurelius

ikr

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Aurelius

that 1000% would have been it lol

ꙮ honestly that’d work decently well as a tagline/subtitle for the entire fuckin game

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Aurelius

it does seem to be a central meme doesn’t it

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

that was a good line

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(I mean … you could add the ability to add Specific Scene Subtitles/Taglines)

ꙮ i suppose all I’d have to do is add the ability to /rename/ archived scenes

ꙮ salme didn’t get her palimpsest-king assigned boyfriend, remember. gosh.

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Aurelius

damn that WAS real insensitve of me huh

ꙮ smdh

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lololol shit I went a different direction here but I should have brought that back

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

honestly I’ve considered making a joke about how on Almachadta we all get Logans Run’d periodically (obviously w/o the Logans Run movie reference) but then realized that is sort of. You know. The vibe.

ꙮ hashtag too real if you’re an old-assed spoken wood

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Aurelius

enlighten me mr evergreen

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lol after another stupidly long Late Night Yap RP I think finding a nice endnote would be good

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Aurelius

hahah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

thank you for the scene! these are always lovely and cute and very fun.

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Aurelius

no problem! they are

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

<3

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Aurelius

<3

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The Awoken

: “That’s probably on the list of ‘things that should wait until after Samudra’ though.” this is how we differ

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Aurelius

yeah some of us READ the warning signs and YET :(

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The Awoken

I blame Salme

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Aurelius

ye

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The Awoken

“Hmm… right, you do this based on emotions not… yeah, you know what, fair enough.” the most autistic sentence ever written

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Aurelius

hahah

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Aurelius

he sure as fuck doesn’t read color as emotive,

but also does anyone NOT read him as autistic

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

the color isn’t emotive, it’s an important truuuuuth

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

and like. no he’s so autistic it’s honestly sort of beautiful? (meant genuinely)

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Aurelius

importance assigned by emotion from some saints!!!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

sure but that’s just how humans work!

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The Awoken

now we have to get into a long discussion about what is being human, really

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Aurelius

oboy

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

teak roles over in his sleep chuckling perniciously

ꙮ loooooooooooooooool i love you idiots

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Aurelius

also cut comment that I was thinking that didn’t make it into text: “yeah when i first woke up i wasn’t showing interests because almost all of the traveling companions in my indistinct memories were WAY hotter”

ꙮ we can’t all be Xsaieta

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Aurelius

yeah like even if we’re not just counting the girls (rip anyone competing with Primula), Xsaieta and Alexander both existed at the same time on the other end of the scale

ꙮ gahahaha

ꙮ i randomly went and read Xsai’s description yesterday because I was poking around old logs and holy shit, I was fucking cooking when I wrote that, lol

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Aurelius

hahaha

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Aurelius

to be a luxurious japanesse kitsune god

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Aurelius

oh wait i was thinking of maria’s art not primula’s. not that primula is bad either. fucked up aleith always had the hottest PC in each game

ꙮ lmao

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

man you keep threatening to tell Salme she isn’t hot or good-looking and then Aury keeps acting like Salme’s absurd when she’s surprised he likes kissing her!

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Aurelius

lmao

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

when/if you finally drop that she is going to be like “yeah you’re clearly settling in the looks department” and she’ll mean it and then who will be Fool.

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Aurelius

Owned, But I’m Also Sad Now Oop

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

she won’t even be angry she’d view it as a statement of fact

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Aurelius

turns out when you can look however you want most people wanna be hot

or a mascot…? people sure are complicated

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah dangerous for you that Salme’s deepest response to shit is actually “you’re right I am a worm” and Aurelius is Privileged Enough to encounter the non-weaponized version of it

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “privileged”

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Aurelius

lolf

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “people sure are complicated” lol you’re so right

♪ Now playing: Dóchas thar Eagla · queued by The Wolf-Priest

ꙮ wolf is so hot…

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

love wolf just hacking together the litany against fear from first principles

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The Wolf-Priest

Oh, I’m 100% quoting Diane Duane’s version of Surak of Vulcan.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

ooohhh

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The Wolf-Priest

But the essence is pretty well the same.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

i guess sff had a Goal

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Aurelius

did someone say APOCOLYPSE

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Caion, the Emissary

IMMEDIATELY on Team Murder The Architect

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

hell yeah let’s do Mask Crimes

ꙮ someone’s going to tell Archie to liminal-speech caion as pillow talk and then caion is just going to Die and be Dead

ꙮ thank you for scene!! <3

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Aurelius

cant blame ‘em

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

^ the guy constantly bitching about Incorrect Use of Liminal Text

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Aurelius

yeah you’re not using it for pillow talk, obv

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

noted.

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Aurelius

does salme has insomnia

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Aurelius

girl’s always up and doing Something, often several somethings

ꙮ it’s morning! early morning!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

we slept together!

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Aurelius

i know but like, IN GENERAL

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

salme I think tends to get up, do stuff, and go take a nap

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also kat has insomnia and serious procrastination so.

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Aurelius

you would have popped off in a guild game if you were around 20 years ago…………………………..

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

what does that mean?

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Caion, the Emissary

my kingdom to know why it keeps losing my font color lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

meant to be a party member

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Aurelius

oh, they were like….

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Aurelius

an attempt to run a campaign more like am MMO guild?

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Aurelius

20~40 players, a couple of GMs. sessions would get posted a week or two in advance anyone could sign up for at different days/times, and there was a central area for more free form RP to just Happen Whenever Someone Wanted

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Aurelius

which was used for the final round of FFRPG 3E playtesting and was what pulled a lot of the dockingbay crew in

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

ooooh okay. hachi told me about this from the opposite perspective.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I mean I get progressively Weirder and more Locked Down in crowds so I’d probably have Expired Quickly. I’m only so outgoing here because there’s an emotional support Teakwood.

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Aurelius

ye he showed up for the second one run by other people and was our intro to him

ꙮ if I’ve ever mentioned “Lanternlight” that was the other big guild game I was around for, and was one of the GMs for

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(me and fue played twins in that one which was pretty fun, esp since he decided his character was gunna keep a diary of everything that happened. which also ment that, at the big brother, i could take it and randomly scribble innane comments in the margins)

ꙮ lolf

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

you? randomly scribbling inane comments in the margins?

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Aurelius

i think they started off as helpful reminders initially and then progressively just became Whatever as time went on / we discovered some people were really dumb, lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oh. oh no.

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Aurelius

ok but you have to link me to the myst sfx otherwise im gunna keep thinking we’re echoing

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Caion, the Emissary

god damn it i can’t find a good video of it lol

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Aurelius

D:

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Salme did just update Jorule’s journal entry

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Aurelius

:3

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Aurelius

also i like how he immediately went for pleasent examples b/c that’s what you do in samudra even if something like rotten fish stench would have been closer to the mark lol

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Caion, the Emissary

yup!!!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

it’s so funny because Salme is just like “… dude I am too negative for this world”

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Aurelius

: “when laying the foundation for a plan” ah.

I see

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

c-can I take half? the ONE is mortifying

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

rumor map update.

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Aurelius

tags… good………..

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Caion, the Emissary

?

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Aurelius

i like being able to click ‘full cast session’ for it to instantly weed out the inserts lol

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Caion, the Emissary

ah <3

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Aurelius

jorule currently floating in the white sea (locale server) considering if cellphones hooked up to the tablet is probably the sanest way to do the Project and also wonder if there is a saner way than editing pamphlet entries for communications if it’s not gunna be a one off event lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

please jorule there’s gotta be a better way

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Aurelius

it may be time………. to install a BBS………… into the library……………………

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

BBS?

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Aurelius

bulletin board system

ꙮ god, lol

ꙮ i mean i GUESS it would give me the jump on designing the BBS for Rev_l_tion lol

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Aurelius

:thinking:

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Aurelius

dragon looming over the proscenium, staring down at the stage with an OwO face

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Aurelius

‘what the nooplankton remembered about the message they were instructed to relay, to be precise’ you’re in samudra now girl get even more exact!!!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(proscenium)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

dude she’s dumb and lazy she didn’t go to school

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Aurelius

rip

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

updated

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Aurelius

this map node is starting to get longer than some actual logs

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Aurelius

(elated)

ꙮ lol, comma, lmao

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Aurelius

wait did we lose another moon when I wasn’t looking

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Aurelius

i think we did iirc it was only at -3 before

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Aurelius

also couldn’t think of a good one for apoc since I’m not actually sure if crimson was in that one or not………….

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Aurelius

tho teak is worlds #1 crimson fan

ꙮ she was not in Apoc unless she was secretly playing Clarafina, which, I don’t think is the case

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Aurelius

naw

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Aurelius

i wonder why it sometimes eats the actor colors

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Caion assigned alethic hero

ꙮ I think I know why but fixing it is going to be a pain in the ass lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Jorule AND Aurelius getting updated entries

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Aurelius

im golden

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

honestly it’s not super new but salme reworded some things

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Aurelius

made most of the notes more positive yeah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

she thinks foxboi needs some love

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Aurelius

hopin’ for “what the hell is an ‘otter’” personally

ꙮ fucking FONT lol

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Aurelius

rip

ꙮ lol that WOULD have been the funniest answer but there are definitely otters on samudra

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Aurelius

alas, this is Nerd Planet not Comedy World

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah that’s gonna be the Beast

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Aurelius

tragically,

both awa and aury could probably give salme great advice

but asking and finding that out would probably immediately cause her to crumble into dust

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

<Salme> “Let me ask my two Smoking Hot Boyfriends where and what I could maybe wear that would look Nice and maybe they would Like so I’m not like the mortifying ugly duckling trailing behind them. Oh wait. How about I go drown myself in the ocean for real?”

ꙮ Caion just like “ma’am i am a GIGANTIC HOMOSEXUAL and dapper as hell you are in GOOD hands”

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Aurelius

gay (fashion tv show)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

queer naiad for the straight dryad

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Aurelius

damn i wish i was british enough to respond with “it’s aces” without it feeling forced rn

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

scene!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

no it’s not aces, wolf isn’t here right now

ꙮ bahahahaha

ꙮ also “And I have no idea what social media is and I refuse to ask.” made me laugh irl

ꙮ this is such a delightfully silly campaign

ꙮ also thank you for the scene! that was lovely and I’m going to go pass out now

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lol go sleep

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

though archive scene

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(and it was lovely thank you)

ꙮ good Lord we almost have as many insert scenes for this session as we did for session 8 lol

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Aurelius

your desire to be caion cannot be contained

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

^

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also the children were denied insert scenes last chapter. they yearned.

ꙮ i have been looking forward to playing Caion for. a while yes lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

gay

ꙮ accurate

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Aurelius

:3

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

:3

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “naw, it’s fine” is like

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

well. Not Good

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Aurelius

what’s not good about Fine

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Aurelius

word people always reading into shit that isn’t there

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Aurelius

donk

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

donk

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Aurelius

throws more names out there that definitely won’t add to the confusion

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

well I guess she did have something to add

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also I probably don’t need to add “estranged coworkers” connections between Unua and Aury but it’s tempting

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Aurelius

hahah

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Aurelius

‘wonder what it’s like being quite’ ‘who the fuck knows talk louder tbh’ master advisor

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

he’s amazing.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “talk more”

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Aurelius

the worst thing that can happen in a session is No One Talking :(

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Well

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Good News

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

glad to verify the constant miscommunications with Aurelius are Come By Honestly too. I can’t believe I misread BOTH statements there.

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Aurelius

hahaha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

though I suspect it’s at least partially a catherine-icecylee issue at its core but w/e it works

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Aurelius

back at the sanctuary, we harvest OUR misunderstandings 100% organically

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

hahahahaha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also when I was re-reading session 2, I did get a kick out of <Aurelius> “Now, I do happen to remember my name. However in light of…. all the rest of you, and some things that happened before I woke up… I will be going by a new name.”**

and just “some things that happened before I woke up”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

cracked me up

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Aurelius

gahahaha

yeah. yeah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

anyway one of the cats has leveled up enough he now knows how to TURN OFF THE LIGHTS by using the ceiling fan pull chain so I’m going to take the hint and take a nap. Sleep well when you get there.

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Aurelius

in retrospect it’s even funnier that i wasn’t even winning some 50/50 on just slipping some shit in there that went unquestioned due to timing and/or fast talking and more ‘oh like two other people were hiding shit already too and didn’t want to call attention to it’

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Aurelius

(and awoken actually didn’t know shit. and wolf was WAY more broken up after rebooting than we had reason to believe)

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Aurelius

good night Cats That Bring Order

ꙮ hahahah, yeah, having context for EVERYONE’s shit makes the first couple sessions really funny to reread

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

who are the two other people who were hiding shit already? Archie? Does Salme count or …?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(dude if you reread Awoken LEGIT just is fucking telling us the same two things he knows OVER and OVER like he doesn’t actually know shit)

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Aurelius

yes, ms ‘actually i remember everything more or less’ you count

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(Also man Wolf just. losing linguistic capacity when he’s so Words)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID SHE WAS THE LEAST LIKELY TO LIE

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

IT WAS SO CUTE

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Aurelius

Duelist Mask has good PR

shame about the HR budget tho

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Aurelius

alternatively “Would a historian DO that? Just go to their scolls and write lies???”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

weuifjadslk;fjaslkdjfl Ice stop being funny

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(don’t)

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Aurelius

hahah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also Salme did have something to say to Jorule in the cold light of mid afternoon

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Aurelius

how sombering

ꙮ gahahahahahha

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The Wolf-Priest

It’s actually really funny because I honestly expected Wolf to stay taciturn, just, like…more able to speak. And no, it turns out he’s a big old talker.

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The Wolf-Priest

Taciturn’s no fun, anyway.

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Aurelius

hahah. yeah

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Aurelius

finally glances back in here. oh my god why are we doing this in samudra……………………

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The Wolf-Priest

It’s in a bubble, it’s fine.

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The Wolf-Priest

Also, he doesn’t know when he’s going to get another good chance, and he got burned leaving things undone last time.

ꙮ For the purposes of the scene I’m saying Wolf has the standard 15 Stress cap, btw, because it means I have to think about math less

ꙮ Also I am inordinately pleased at finding a way to make decimals scary.

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Aurelius

hahah

ꙮ i’m. gay

Lupine Observer

Let’s. Fucking. GO!!!

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The Wolf-Priest

Can I argue with you about the gnosis?

ꙮ You absolutely can!

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The Wolf-Priest

Burning. This is not reasoned, or selfless, or selfish, for Wolf. It is…a passion. It is not wise. But it is true.

ꙮ Go for it.

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The Wolf-Priest

…can I get just one standard, average roll. Please.

♪ Now playing: Sertse B’yetsya, B’yetsya, B’yetsya · queued by The Dragon

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The Wolf-Priest

REALLY, DICE?!

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The Wolf-Priest

ALL THAT DAMN DRAMA AND I ADVANTAGE INTO A THREE?!

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Aurelius

Damn, fate really does not want to let you have this

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The Wolf-Priest

…oh.

ꙮ (this was ALWAYS a ‘the dramatics mattered more than the dice rolls and the dice rolls were contextualising for the drama’ fwiw lol)

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The Wolf-Priest

lawl, I figured, but still, goddamn, Lady Luck couldn’t let me have a damn 8?

ꙮ lolf

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The Wolf-Priest

A two and a three?! The only thing that would have been worse was double ones.

ꙮ not even “rolls from which you could ascend with Arete” either lol ;_;

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The Wolf-Priest

If I’d at least even gotten a FOUR…

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The Wolf-Priest

Oh well, I’ll have a nice bucket of Arete.

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The Wolf-Priest

And I think that’s scene!

ꙮ HAVE I MENTIONED LATELY THAT I AM HOMOSEXUAL.

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Aurelius

][

ꙮ also yeah that. there’s nothing I can add to that lol thank you very much for the scene. :D

Lupine Observer

<3

ꙮ ALSO under most circumstances if you’re Doing That there’s a hard stop when you’d hit 1 HP where you Cannot Will Yourself Not To just hit the button or leave the library

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Aurelius

: “1”, somehow

ꙮ like, once you’d cross the threshold between Greater Than 1 Stress Remaining and Less Than That

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Aurelius

oh no i mean

**”In the liminal library, 1”

ꙮ oh

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The Awoken

oh did a day click over

ꙮ yeah there’s never actually been a scene named that! also I need to add the ability to rename scenes…

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Aurelius

references to morning has been made in a few scenes yeah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah a day clicked over. Salme slept in Aury’s bed last night if that matters, not that you Need To Talk About Her, but since she’s been in Awoken’s lately

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Aurelius

(there’s been… a Lot if you haven’t had time to stay caught up yet. lol)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(he hasn’t. have fun)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(literally dragged my laptop out to ꙮbserve this nonsense lol)

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Aurelius

ꙮ get fucked :)

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The Awoken

didn’t mean to italics all that

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Aurelius

haha

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Aurelius

i know there’s a way to input (obv) but i can’t be assed to remember…..

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I actually think Teak on-purpose didn’t tell you

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

love Awoken circling Aurelius like a jaws creature

ꙮ into it

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Aurelius

i think i’ve done it before but didn’t realize it was like, not the default at the time lol

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Aurelius

brb

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “feel you in”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

it was the default, but then the behavior had to change

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Aurelius

Hmm.

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Aurelius

i could have sworn there was more to how awoken reacted and that he went into a trance state and started mumbling something,

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Aurelius

but i don’t see it here???

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Aurelius

what am i mixed it up with

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The Awoken

you were gaslit

ꙮ are you confusing the Fish™ with the liminal library

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Aurelius

OH

yes

ꙮ because UwUken definitely spaced the fuck out and started mumbling -then-

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Aurelius

that was the first time we all entered right

ꙮ Hachi ilu

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah that was the first time we all entered

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

:

The Awoken: “During the experience, after a third, or perhaps fourth heartbeat, I wondered- could I reach the limit of infinity?”

The Awoken: “Preparing myself to extend a liminal gnosis to explore such.”

Im love him I missed him so much

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Aurelius

your smart qoutes don’t like being after a ` lol

ꙮ smart quotes are absolutely the FIRST thing to bail formatting wise and I do NOT care enough to try and fix it lol

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Aurelius

talking in the alien accent subtly breaking reality in unimportant ways is deeply funny anyway

ꙮ It Tracks, Yeah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I mean ` is explicitly meant to be used for code, which inherently Breaks When Smartquotes

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

THAT ISN’T WHAT SHE THINKS

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

qoiewrfaslfkjd;

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The Awoken

get misread, nerd

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Aurelius

s’what it sounded like esp when you were talking to caion :(

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

IT WAS AN I STATEMENT NERD

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Aurelius

yeah,

it was an “I, Salme statement”

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Aurelius

but i know about the TRANSITIVE PROPERTY

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Imagine if he had ASKED HER WHAT SHE MEANT rather than just. Assuming.

ꙮ tried to imagine that, got a 500 error

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Aurelius

yeah, definitely should have asked on a scale of 1-10 how much salme ment self loathing and pity and misery right after caion broken down into a pile of messy sobbing and having also just been chewed out several times

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Aurelius

my bad

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

well if he’s going to walk around slandering her, claiming she’s calling everyone broken instead of just herself! Geez.

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Aurelius

if she’s broken it necessarily means caion is broke, and awoken is HALF broken at best

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Aurelius

this is simply how math works hon :(

ꙮ Awoken is so menacing (positive, complimentary, blobsweat emoji)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I. they don’t got math on Almachadta, they only have tally marks. II. no she thinks she’s Special. III. WORDS. IN. HER. MOUTH.

ꙮ Caion and Salme just have Magical Orphan Powers, clearly

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Aurelius

lolf

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Aurelius

damn i guess that means annarr WASN’T an orphans after all

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Caion is Special, Wolf and Awoken have Amazing Willpower, and Salme is Broken

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Aurelius

thanks sage

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

is there enough Annarr rolling around in there to BE targeted?

ꙮ damnnn

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Aurelius

im sure the psychic eldritch horrors from before the dawn of time could find it if they wanted to

ꙮ help the Awoken is being hot

ꙮ mods

ꙮ wait shit fuck

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

unfortunately Awoken is hot.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

it’s real hard

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Aurelius

better call the editor

You’re on your own, babe.

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The Awoken

the editor looks at the long-running sales of awoken content and is powerless against those numbers now

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Aurelius

RIP to the audience

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The Awoken

(this is me subtweeting One Piece)

ꙮ hahahah

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Aurelius

hahah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(<3)

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The Awoken

: “groups of people sneaking in and out at all times of night? do I need to shine a blacklight on these couches”

ꙮ fdjhguidrefthgudhg

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Aurelius

depends how do you feel about body fluids

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The Awoken

: “they feel pretty good to be honest”

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Aurelius

no worries then!!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

eoiraufsjdlkdj;fasjkdf;

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I love reading you two write together <3

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also, Kiss.

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Aurelius

gay

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The Awoken

bi

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

the opposite head tilt

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The Awoken

important question, does it say Clockwork Knight specifically, instead of Unua

ꙮ It does.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

his true name is … Bluey

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Aurelius

it’s time gang

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Aurelius

for BLUES CLUES

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “When is a Title not a Title?”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

<Awoken> I’m complaining that it clearly knows all the requisite letters but is being insolent!

BAHHAHAHAHA

ꙮ [dying irl]

ꙮ DFEUHJYIKGBFIUOYHFOUIHFGN

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The Awoken

I think we went over this but does aurelius have an accent that is understood by us, the players

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

[dying irl]

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Aurelius

aurelius speaks the same way the other five PCs do

this is jorule's danger qoute normal accent

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The Awoken

ok

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Aurelius

(earlier, i was implying jorule was doing the talking when he called you 86 and not Awa)

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The Awoken

oh yes that I understood but I meant more like- is he a southern boy, does aury say ‘clam chowdah,’ can he say ‘aaron earned an iron urn’ without it sounding like slurry, etc

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oierjwsfk;dloipaerwrjfoapwejfsd;jds;l

ꙮ fjdgjuhgouihjgihjuhjijgthioj

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

y’all’d’ve

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Aurelius

lmao

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Aurelius

never heard aaron earned an iron urn as a tongue twister before but saying it out loud once that’s kinda brilliant???

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The Awoken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esl_wOQDUeE

ꙮ there are American accents that simply Cannot and it’s great

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Aurelius

but yeah no he just talks like the other five, give or take theatrics

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oh. Salme has a thick Welsh accent.

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Aurelius

(i assume RED TEXT has a bit of a twang to it but)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(no it’s AUSTRALIAN)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Jorule is SoCal right?

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Aurelius

sorry the only australian I know is “steak house” and the word for beer

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Aurelius

yeah you can probably imagine this as very surfer coded

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

hachi the … aaron earned an iron urn killed me

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I’m dead

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The Awoken

<3

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(you could always turn the blob into a fish)

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Aurelius

‘damn, we really talk like that??’ lmao

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Aurelius take the pen I want to know what color it would be

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Aurelius

BLACK, LIKE MY SOUL

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Aurelius

or gold, also like my soul

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The Awoken

clearly it changes depending on if it’s anaar or aurelius or jorule or [ice’s entire cast list]

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Leilani manifests

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Aurelius

sky blue for theo, dark blue for zhaeid, purple for jorule, black for seth, emerald for elizabeth, pink for mira……………………………………..

ꙮ no. recompose

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The Awoken

hahahahah

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The Awoken

what’s raine

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Aurelius

lighter purple

ꙮ cotton candy pink with sparkles

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

hachi I’m dying annarr has 2 double letters in it and you managed to double the only letter that isn’t doubled

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Aurelius

also that

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The Awoken

arnarn arned an arren arn

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

anaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

ꙮ for Raine it’s a milk pen with sparkles and she wrote all the fuck over Hachuchu’s incredibly neat organised planner that only ever used blue or black ink

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The Awoken

gahahhaahha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

not gold? :(

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Aurelius

hahahah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

… annoying that Aurelius is just suddenly hot too. and then “lode baring” and suddenly no.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

K I S S

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Aurelius

fan service

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Aurelius

whats your beef with baring lodes

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yes?

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Aurelius

jesus teakwood

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I mean if you want to bare awoken’s lodes then go for it, but load-bearing is when something is holding something else up usually?

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Aurelius

really upping the rating on this episode out of no where

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Aurelius

right he’s not baring a load he’s a lode stone

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Aurelius

:)

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The Awoken

llmao y’alls

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

it is absolutely Awoken/Aurelius and not Aurelius/Awoken

ꙮ correct

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Aurelius

lays back and thinks of the Queen

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I was going to say if Salme and Aury ever DO manage to sleep together, she’d top but honestly maybe he could surprise her?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

that sounds hornier than it’s meant to–I was just going for a joke about Aury being irrepressibly undine/a bottom but. He’s been a lot more active lately.

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Aurelius

lolf

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Aurelius

not hard to imagine hed just let her do Whatever She Wanted tho

ꙮ ”we don’t want people to be able to beat it” [eyebrows]

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah better make sure Wolf doesn’t get spiritually hinky with some weird dragonpriest

ꙮ perish the thought

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Aurelius

does crystal dragon god practise celibacy……….. hmmmmmmmmm

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Aurelius

‘big on memories’ damn, what an amnesiac thing to say

ꙮ HELP THE AWOKEN IS HOT

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Aurelius

aurelius progressively like ‘not really sure how i’m supposed to react to this’ increasingly at every new line lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

he should just trust his instincts and say the first thing that comes to mind

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Aurelius

thanks for clearing that up

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yw! happy to help

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

<Aurelius> “Pretend I either don’t and that you see why memories are important or I don’t and value the transient nature of the now and am comfortable not temembering.”

I’m

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Aurelius

you’re!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

this was funny and smart good job

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

he can’t control for shit. he can’t even make a cow!

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The Awoken

we had to introduce the concept of a cow

ꙮ if you want to make a pot roast from scratch, you must first invent the universe

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Aurelius

yeah otherwise you’re just using farm bought goods?????

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Aurelius

and at that point just buy the fully done post roast like a pleb

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Aurelius

new big bang or bust

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The Awoken

: “you must invent the universe” if you thought long rambling preambles for online recepies were bad before, boy howdy…

ꙮ hahaha

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Aurelius

hahaha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

hahahaha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

<Architect> “In the beginning, there was Me.”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

actually dragon, what worlds DO have “chess” as a concept

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The Awoken

while you’re at it what worlds have ‘baseball’ as a concept because I can’t help but work those idioms into my speech as well

ꙮ god.

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Aurelius

dont worry at least one of us will understand both Chess and Baseball

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Aurelius

and really, that’s all that matters

ꙮ no world i ever build or have a hand in will ever sully itself with baseball. but also I….. translation convention the metaphors and don’t worry about it, tbh

ꙮ as opposed to both chess and go, which both just straight up Exist

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Aurelius

the court and its checkered tiles……………………….

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah but do chess and go exist on every world?

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Aurelius

obv

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The Awoken

I’ll meet you halfway and use mahjong terms instead then

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Aurelius

except in beast, where they have the superior man’s shogi

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

still love early!catherine: “boy howdy, hachi sure does like baseball”

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Aurelius

(because it has more generals)

ꙮ if you LET me get sickos mode about what worlds have what chess variants I will go insane. every world definitely has go though

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I only know the rules of chess :(

ꙮ the only ones I -actually- care about are chess and shogi lol although ten points to Icecylee for calling shogi superior to chess

ꙮ a bold, but correct, statement

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Aurelius

lmao

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

<Aurelius> “I am now, and have always, been a protector of my people.” He gives Awoken a strange look.

Hot.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

<Awoken>

The Awoken’s stance relaxes, his shoulders carry differently, his eyes slightly narrow, and speaks with a tenor that makes it very obvious that he is doing an Aurelius impression-

The Awoken: “Did you two seriously fuck before we jumped into the library?”

Slain

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Aurelius

Crimson obviously prefers the version with multiple generals and dragons and letting you use other people’s pieces compared to Basic Ass Bitch chess

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The Awoken

fuck chess, solved-ass game

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

you guys are True Gamerz

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Aurelius

also shoji lets him kill the gold general and SQ laughs about it every single time

ꙮ Catherine did I ever show you the shogi set I made? it rules

ꙮ also lol, lmao

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

you made a shogi–why am I surprised? no you did not

ꙮ I shall have to remedy this when conditions are appropriate for taking pictures

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Aurelius

does samudra have star trek esq multi-board 4d chess horseshit

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Aurelius

is that their varient

ꙮ samudra has Normal Ass Chess and everyone knows it, but every splinter Circle has their own weird assed fairy chess variant that’s the only way they’ll play

ꙮ and they’re all wildly insufferable about it

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Aurelius

‘alright this month’s recreational activity is chess.’ hall instantly fills with murmurs about the more popular variantsOFFICIAL ACAMEDY RULESET*” hall fills with groans

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The Awoken

gahhaaah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

ahdfhasfhsfdkj

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The Awoken

we got anything else?

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Aurelius

HMMM

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Aurelius

if you still got a few in you then yes if no then no

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The Awoken

I have no more pressing questions or inquiries

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The Awoken

at least not at the moment

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Aurelius

oh i meant more uh, awakeness (irl)

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The Awoken

I don’t have more no, 5 AM is pretty late for me lol

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Aurelius

since i realized midway through what I thought was one question was actually two lol

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Aurelius

salute

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Aurelius

yeah that’s good then

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

ice, do I need to be jealous? usually I’m the only one who manages to keep hachi up until 4-5 am

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

actually I think you beat me

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Aurelius

i have a long and proud history of keeping men up well into the wee hours of the morning (no homo)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(of course not)

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The Awoken

<3

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Aurelius

REMIND ME TO GRILL HIM ABOUT SUN POSSESSION LATER THO

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

thanks nerds that was fun to voyeur

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I super should have gone to sleep

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The Awoken

I have 13 hours to read all these scenes!!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

you know. WE could grill him about sun possession?

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Aurelius

given the audience what they want (and excuse to stay up)

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Aurelius

it could be a fun group activity

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Ice I’ve gotten like 2 hours of sleep the past 3 nights

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I was going to be responsible this time

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Aurelius

that doesn’t sound like you

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

WE SHOULD MAKE A PLAN THEN

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Sun-Grilling-Group-Activity

ꙮ ALL YOU NERDS GET SOME REST

ꙮ including me

ꙮ gnight

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The Awoken

night y’all!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

good night dragon ,3

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Aurelius

i gotta finish this pretensious wine anime first

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “gotta”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

somehow

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

this seems like a less-than-true statement

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Aurelius

how can i drop a show if i haven’t tried the first episode yet

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “finish” meant, to me, a need to complete something you had begun, but also I was thinking gotta finish as a prerequisite for sleep

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Aurelius

im’ like, halfway through it

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Aurelius

i mean also that it’s still not bed time for the some of us

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Well enjoy your pretentious wine anime

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Aurelius

i did NOT, in fact :(

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Aurelius

did update the library node tho

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

yee haw

ꙮ Hello :D

ꙮ also Ice I’m preëmptively dibsing you for at least ONE scene this week

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Aurelius

Yee Haw

ꙮ ”why the fuck do I have fifteen tabs open about colors of ink” oh right

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

lol

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The Awoken

got a lot of pens in the wells

ꙮ so originally when I started making notes for Sanctuary I had five pens I was keeping full of five inks I’d bought myself to meme myself into Actually Cranking The Happening Meter Up

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Aurelius

lolf

ꙮ and then that plan kind of fell by the wayside but the ORIGINAL page of notes for each world is in the Relevant Ink lol

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Aurelius

fucking nerd (respectful)

ꙮ and then all of my actual notes are in Awoken azure because that’s my go to ink color / was the ink in the pen I was using for my Blue Prince notebook

ꙮ Okay I am done shoving food into my face

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

same

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Aurelius

but do you have the GM Box Of Candy at hand

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The Wolf-Priest

Currently shoving but it won’t distract me

ꙮ luckily we will be STARTING THE SESSION OFF WITH LUNCH…

♪ Now playing: Sanctuary · queued by The Dragon

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

not breakfast?!

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The Awoken

brian jaques it for us

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Aurelius

sorry halflings of the realm, we’ve skipped ahead a bit

ꙮ that was weird, my audio was doing something mad fucky

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Hello. I have skipped the Fancy Banquet to hang out with my Nerdass Friends

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

YW

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

<3

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The Archivist/Archie

D’aww ♡

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Aurelius

did you squirrel away a bunch of food into your pockets on the way out to get into character

ꙮ hiiiiiii

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

IF I HAD GONE TO THE BANQUET I WOULD HAVE lol

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Aurelius

haha

ꙮ XD

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Aurelius

is miso soup a stew

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Aurelius

oh wait n.m you did call it a soup

ꙮ ye

ꙮ cute…

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The Archivist/Archie

Cute!!

Lupine Observer

‘sup hoes? :3

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

a mystery for the ages

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The Archivist/Archie

Sup!

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Fen!

ꙮ excited for the first time I go to do an action as Caion and do it as Cxasid instead by accident or vice versa, i know it’ll happen

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

lol

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Aurelius

but will anyone be able to notice

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The Archivist/Archie

Caion does somewhat have cat energy

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Aurelius

[wiggling in anticipation intensifies] Yeah That’s Perfectly Expected

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

GET IT GIRL

ꙮ also oh my god Catherine that description <3

Lupine Observer

That outfit sounds Bomb As Hell, Catherine!! <3

ꙮ aurelius.exe has encountered an error &c.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

THANK YOU teak was 0 help making it up

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Aurelius

lmao

ꙮ excuse me i sanity checked your assumptions on cultural referents, which you were already immediately Correct About anyways because of course you were, but,

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

only furthering the bird parallels of the party, honestly

ꙮ HDYUIGEHYUIFHGHEIUFH

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Salme takes no prisoners

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The Archivist/Archie

Archie debating activating slut mode for the pure and noble purpose of flustering his boyfriend

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The Archivist/Archie

Also LMAO not wrong tho

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Aurelius

the noblest of endevors

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Aurelius

honestly it’s kinda funny the degree to which that outfit seems to have hit the exact middle point between mine and hachi’s preferences tho lol

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The Awoken

(impolitely looking)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Archie go slut mode on your boyfriend (recommended)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

he needs it

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

man I only just figured this outfit out so I’m glad it worked. Also sorry to Derail The Plot to but. Lmao.

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The Wolf-Priest

If you apologize I’ll whack you with a paper fan.

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The Archivist/Archie

^ ^

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The Archivist/Archie

oh that got fucked by formatting lol but point is I agree completely

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The Wolf-Priest

You gave Aury and Awo bloodflow failures and OHKOed Wolf in the span of about five minutes. That deserves a medal.

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Yeah, these are things you’re supposed to derail for

ꙮ lmao correct

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Joke about railing the plot because ain’t no de-railing gonna happen with all y’all dressed like that

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The Archivist/Archie

HA

Lupine Observer

He ain’t wrong! ;)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Salme is working hard on a specific railing configuration

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The Archivist/Archie

(Britney Spears “Circus” intensifies in the background)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

<me, to teak last night> “sorry I know you’re all about the pining with maybe a makeout at the end but I bring a kind of “let’s fuck“ energy to the campaign”

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Aurelius

mfw can’t read synthesis’ techne

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

same :(

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Synthesis, the Arcanist

ah butts

  • Synthesis, the Arcanist used their techné It Looked Back (Lower DC when attempting to comprehend sidereal concerns.)
  • Synthesis, the Arcanist used their techné Tinkerer (Starlit specifically when trying to invent something new using parts of their own body.)
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Aurelius

oh right i remember those now

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I think sometimes the techne gets bugged when characters have alethic dice?

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The Archivist/Archie

it seems to be a thing of when NPCs switch too quickly, but idk for sure

ꙮ It’s an NPC switching thing, specifically, and I know why it’s happening and just haven’t gotten around to unfucking it yet

ꙮ gahahahah Aurelius

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

site bugs too can be diagetic

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Aurelius

more ‘shouldn’t the song have started by now…? pretty sure this is another Starlit individual…?’

ꙮ lmao yeah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

what if someone already heard it tho?

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Aurelius

yeah he’s puzzlin’ it out as we speak

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

good boy

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

WHAT INSTRUMENT

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

is this an air guitar?

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Aurelius

some indistinct air stringed instrument

♪ Now playing: What Swims Below? · queued by Synthesis, the Arcanist

  • You hear — and your Star hears — a song, echoing from the stillness: What Swims Below?
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The Awoken

oh snap

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Aurelius

oh my god

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I was not expecting this

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The Wolf-Priest

-dying-

ꙮ i have been

ꙮ w a i t i n g

ꙮ for this lmao

Lupine Observer

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

OH MY GOD

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The Awoken

yeah this was

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Salme would be clapping along if she wasn’t like “this is mean they’re nice :(“

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The Awoken

absolutely 0% on my radar

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

but holy SHIT

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The Awoken

okay

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The Awoken

you can’t tell me the kushtaka don’t do line dancing now

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The Awoken

they absolutely do line dancing

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The Awoken

that is their dancing

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The Archivist/Archie

teak what the FUCK (affectionate)

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

100p

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The Archivist/Archie

this changes So Much Shit

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The Archivist/Archie

FUCK

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Aurelius

i cant even

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The Awoken

stunlocked twice in the space of an hour

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

OBSIDIAN ROOOOADS

TAKE ME HOOOOME

TO THE PLAAAANE

WHERE I BELOOOOONG

RIPPLE’S REST ISSSS

JUST THE BEST AND

**don’t fucking acknowledge the deep terrors

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

they HAVE to do line dancing

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The Awoken

no,

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The Awoken

we’re gonna ride them now

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

faoifujoasdjlfk;sadjlk; TEO

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The Awoken

deep terror bull riding

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

You’re welcome

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The Wolf-Priest

Goddamn, Teo

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Aurelius

hahahahah

ꙮ gahahahahahahah

ꙮ holy shit lol

Lupine Observer

Jesus fuck, Teo. dies

ꙮ brought to you by “Don’t Change Color, Kitty” / the Ten Thousand Year Earworm, being able to actually pull this one off was significantly responsible for the fey mood that came over me that convinced me to do the whole fucking OST lol

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The Awoken

this is a genre kaleidoscope

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

10/10 per usual

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The Awoken

I am firmly convinced now you’ve got a scratch/hip-hop track waiting in the wings too

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The Archivist/Archie

of all the places I expected to hear bluegrass-inspired music it sure as shit wasn’t Samudra

ꙮ Truly a plane of wonders

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

omg pls hip-hop track

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Aurelius

WHERE WERE THE ISLAND VIBES

WHY ARE WE BACK IN THE HILLS

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Aurelius

im dyin

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I knew this Song Existed Conceptually but it was. Not. How I expected it to sound.

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The Wolf-Priest

So, Teak…would you say that was Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band, ah, Indoctrination?

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The Awoken

I gotta take a walk around the apartment for a sec, I’m still giggling

Lupine Observer

LOL

ꙮ gahahahaha

♪ Now playing: What Swims Below? · queued by The Wolf-Priest

ꙮ god I’ve been looking forward to that lol

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Aurelius

how long have you had this done teak

ꙮ this was one of the first ones I did lol

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Aurelius

HOW

HAVE YOU NEVER LET THIS SLIP

IN THE SEVERAL YEARS SINCE THEN

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The Wolf-Priest

Even I didn’t get to hear this one.

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Aurelius

holy shit

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Teak can [Wait For It]

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The Wolf-Priest

I’ve gotten a few previews–not many–but…not this one.

ꙮ oh yeah this one and the next one i have been mega ultra Sitting On Very Quietly

ꙮ and Vibrating

ꙮ lol

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Aurelius

yeah I heard the rough sketches of a few near the begining stages but DEFINITELY NOT THIS lmao

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

though I’m imagining Hamilton “Wait for It” but it breaks into a bluegrass ver at the end

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “song about the euphemism treadmill” did Not prepare me

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The Awoken

this is the kind of edutainment I can get behind

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Aurelius

my world view shattering as i discover kushtaka are not polynesian but in fact louisiana river rednecks

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

you’re very redneck-ist

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The Awoken

: “river otter typed” should have tipped us off“*

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

and hillbilly-ist

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah I do think the hints were there

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The Archivist/Archie

Kushtaka can be Two Things

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Aurelius

ive been bamboozled

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

these guys are on a raft going down the mississippi

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The Awoken

hahah

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The Awoken

the raft is also otters, chained together (they claim that’s how it works)

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Aurelius

ahahahahah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “why do you guys keep tying yourselves up?”**

“that’s just how things work here?”

**”… IS it?”

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The Wolf-Priest

I’m having visions of the ill-fated “Hermione and the house-elves” arc from Harry Potter, but with Salme and otters.

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Synthesis, the Arcanist

hfudhgiutdehjgbuoi

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

a98werfuodjalksdf OH NOO

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also that’s Aurelius’ plotline I couldn’t steal it

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Aurelius

FREEDOM FOR THE OTTERS

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The Wolf-Priest

Wolf, in the background, facepalming: “They’re not enslav–why do I bother?”

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The Archivist/Archie

(Lovely Andrea by Hito Steyerl plays in the background)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

<Salme> GET IT AURY. FREE THEM.

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The Wolf-Priest

And that’s how we got banned from Samudra.

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The Awoken

we’ll make our OWN samudra, with HOEDOWNS and HOOTENNANNYS

ꙮ [wheezing]

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Aurelius

yeah i DID think ahead about how i’d continue to take Extra Food even if most of it was stew/soup form

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Caion, the Emissary

hahahaha

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The Awoken

pack it into your cheeks like a chipmunk

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The Awoken

and then take little sips through your teeth

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The Wolf-Priest

-slaps Aury’s cheeks and causes a fountain-

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Aurelius

awooo

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The Awoken

: “all of samudra learn the steps? wolf, you dog”

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The Awoken

like 49/51 close to posting that IC

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

salme is trying to remember if there were any stories of a yeresh on Almachadta just causing unrelenting horniness wherever she went

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

… she might ask the mask

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

maybe that’s why they’ve got too much flourishing energy

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Aurelius

lolf

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also pads if you need me to cut out the eyebrow waggling let me know but she wants her bro to get the action he deserves

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

salme, shockingly allosexual: “that’s what people want, right?”

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The Wolf-Priest

Psh, if I needed it turned down I’d let you know, but thank you. -grins- It’s no fun if he can’t be teased.

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The Archivist/Archie

briefly forgot that allosexual is the opposite of ace and thought it meant someone who gets horny whenever someone says hi to them

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The Archivist/Archie

eeee the swift is coming with aaaaaaa

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

‘allo-sexual

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

lol

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The Awoken

lolf

Lupine Observer

Kuz, I just imagined someone getting turned on by hearing Paul from LRR give his trademark ‘hello“, and giggled.*

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Aurelius

hahah

♪ Now playing: Against Entropy · queued by Synthesis, the Arcanist

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Fascinating

  • You hear — and your Star hears — a song, echoing from the stillness: Against Entropy
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Salme, The Sword-Saint

HOLY SHIT

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I got fucking CHILLS

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Aurelius

how you gunna go from the goofiest fucking track on the OST to the song with the most threatening aura we’ve been exposed to back to back

ꙮ [bows]

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

MUSICAL WHIPLASH FOR YOU AND YOU AND YOU

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The Archivist/Archie

I’m honestly too stunlocked trying to pick apart the lyrics to find the words for how dang good that is

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Aurelius

why is synthesis hooked up to my pandora account :(

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Aurelius

i assume this was a formative inspiration and not something you discovered after the fact lol

ꙮ so funny story,

ꙮ Against Entropy is one of my favourite poems, and it was definitely banging around in the back of my head in relevant ways,

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Aurelius

also lol this is indeed in the samudra section of the OST was half expecting it to be disc 2

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The Archivist/Archie

wait did something weird happen for anyone else where some of Synthesis’s lines repeated like twice

ꙮ and THEN I was randomly singing the sanctuary litmotive and realised Against Entropy fucking scanned properly to it

ꙮ Archie: Try refreshing the page, it -should- clear up

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The Archivist/Archie

who’s the poem by? It’s… lovely is categorically the wrong word, but,

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Aurelius

no, but i think if you refresh the page it’ll fix it Kuz? i’ve seen it happen with other stuff before

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The Awoken

I occasionally have the repeating line problem when I scroll up

ꙮ John M. Ford wrote it, in, of all things, a fucking blog comment

♪ Now playing: Sanctuary · queued by Aurelius

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Aurelius

i did it, i remembered to NOT say ‘oh you made us an mp3 player?’ ic when it came up, good job me

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Synthesis, the Arcanist

hahahaha

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The Archivist/Archie

it’s a Zune

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

good job you

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Zune

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The Awoken

gahahaha kuz

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The Archivist/Archie

ok I desperately need a quick bio break, brb

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Aurelius

hell yeah fuck the ipod Lets Zune

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

ipod’s not even really an MP3 player since apple is like “uwu make everying an m4a”

ꙮ brief AFK, I require a refreshing beverage and to cycle my fluids

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Aurelius

the urge to utterly bewilder caion with angel of darkness

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

honestly you should ask synthesis but only when the mood’s light enough

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Aurelius

ye hahah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

salme is like “oooh kay I’m not gonna Cause A Thoughtstorm Now WOW those were some dire lyrics”

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The Archivist/Archie

back! and yeah Salme’s not alone in that, I almost wanted to roll to maintain eidesis but I figure Archie would be practiced enough at it at this point that it may not fully make sense

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Aurelius

ha, i like that she could tell, at this point, aurelius was having the exact same reaction

ꙮ back! catching up

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The Wolf-Priest

And Wolf was very much like “well, that seems like that could either be encouraging or Not, and I’m not going to worry about that right now”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

she couldn’t Actually Tell she just thinks Aury’s better at maintaining eidesis than she is. She was kinda hoping Awoken would shounen protagonist away the Direness

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The Awoken

joke’s on you, awoken’s into that shit

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The Awoken

(also I wasn’t gonna interrupt people doing things)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah Wolf is winning the epistemic humility award

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Salme has to learn to make her own Hope

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

store bought is tine

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

*fine

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The Wolf-Priest

Wolf at this point has dealt with so many crises that “put that away until I’ve got space” is a well-ingrained habit, yes.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

store bought is relying on her companions to be more optimistic, HOWEVER

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The Awoken

also even I personally don’t really understand what’s going on so I’m just vibin

♪ Now playing: Onkyang Ngatso Nyamdu Chenrezig · queued by Synthesis, the Arcanist

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I don’t think Salme’s reaction would even remotely cogent to anyone other than … maybe Aurelius or Caion? but probably not. She’s connecting dots in a way that is Probably Not Correct

ꙮ Caion also Had A Fuckin Moment and so Salme Having A Moment about it was, I think, legible to him even without knowing the details until later when they’re Bubbled >.>

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

what language is this? I like it a lot

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The Wolf-Priest

Tibetan, maybe?

ꙮ Tibetan

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The Wolf-Priest

HAH

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

excellent job!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

very good

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

uh oh. Illegal gender? I didn’t realize Samudra was home to the gender police

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The Archivist/Archie

: “stylish and illegal gender” Teak character spotted

♪ Now playing: Dreams of Kinder Waves · queued by The Academician

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

oh this is the kind of shit that makes me cry

ꙮ :E :E :E i’m. going to fix that TONIGHT god pound it

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The Archivist/Archie

wait what?

ꙮ ?

ꙮ What happened

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The Archivist/Archie

I confused myself for a sec but it’s okay

ꙮ if I need to pause and explain something let me know?

ꙮ if re: the thing I need to fix it’s my fucking font falling off lol

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The Archivist/Archie

Oh no I just was confused what the thing was that you were gonna fix

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The Archivist/Archie

Yee okay cool

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The Awoken

awoken suppressing a glance at synthesis

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The Archivist/Archie

in case it’s not clear because Archie’s tip-toeing around it while we’re not bubbled and also with Synthesis here - y’all recognize it as one of the small jars of reality-mud Archie scooped up for safekeeping the last time we were at the Obsidian Road

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The Wolf-Priest

That’s what I thought but I didn’t want to assume

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The Archivist/Archie

Archie needs someone who speaks his language to nerd out about this stuff with who won’t also be constantly distracting him by being super hot (looks at Caion)

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The Archivist/Archie

so, stress test of the Academician’s eidesis it is

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The Academician

gahahahahha

ꙮ Winding down for end-of-scene here with time to Fuck About in the Academy

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The Archivist/Archie

I Hecked Up I didn’t realize this was a transport vessel and I thought it was just, like, our research station was In The Tube For Some Reason

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The Awoken

It’s An Elevator

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

It moves fast, it’s a train

ꙮ chalk it up to memory loss =D it’s fine, don’t worry about it (or edit post or I can delete it or whatever, if you want)

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The Archivist/Archie

new nooplankton existential crisis just dropped: am I a train

ꙮ LOL Unua

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The Awoken

hahahah

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

excellent jape, teo

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

merci

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

At some point, Unua needs to develop some form of meta awareness, so might as well start when given an opportunity

ꙮ gahahaha >:D

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

GOOD

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The Archivist/Archie

That’s So Cute Aaa

ꙮ also we can be scene basically… whenever, now? I think Ice Overboard so I’d definitely prefer to cut things sooner rather than later so he doesn’t miss anything

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The Wolf-Priest

Yeah, Wolf’s got nothing of import left

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Yeah I have One Last Line to get in I think

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The Wolf-Priest

And Padfoot’s getting sleepy

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

and I have nothing of import right

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The Archivist/Archie

I’m good to call it here! I’m also kinda eepy but I have a Whole Other Thing I Committed To Doing

ꙮ o no

ꙮ anyway I wanted to get in one last bit of Caion being Super Gay but

ꙮ fhfduhugh Salme. hot.

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The Archivist/Archie

excellent

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The Archivist/Archie

on both of y’all’s parts

ꙮ yeah i can’t possibly add anything to THAT /blobsweat

ꙮ thank you very much for the session everyone! that was so much fun =D

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The Wolf-Priest

Thank youuuu

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The Awoken

THANK YOU FOR RUNNING TEKA WODO

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

thank youuuuuu

Lupine Observer

Thank yoou!! <3

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

TEKA

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The Awoken

thank you for the otten jamboree

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

merci

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The Archivist/Archie

<3 <3 <3

♪ Now playing: What Swims Below? · queued by Unua? The Clockwork Knight

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The Awoken

you absolutely need to post that song directly into the #elsewhere discord channel

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Aurelius

…ok i think those two songs were already unlocked so i assume we did not meet the overseer yet……………

ꙮ Solei showed up briefly at the very end and it unlocked Dreams of Kinder Waves

♪ Now playing: Dreams of Kinder Waves · queued by Aurelius

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Aurelius

maybe i mixed it up witht he other waves

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Aurelius

oh yeah we did not have undertale ass shit before

ꙮ hahahah

ꙮ yeah I KNOW you’ve heard this one

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Aurelius

i

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Aurelius

recognize the xylaphone now

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Aurelius

and it’s honestly really fucked up i remember that

ꙮ hahahah

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Aurelius

after hearing it exactly once 6 years ago

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Aurelius

(adrift is less surprisingly b/c it was Noise >_>)

ꙮ lolf

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Caion, the Emissary

butts butts butts

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Caion, the Emissary

butts butts butts

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Caion, the Emissary

GREAT excellent okay good

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Aurelius

yeah you’re gay we get in, reign it in caion

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Caion, the Emissary

lmaooo

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Aurelius

oh yeah out of mild curiosity since it kinda-sorta came up the other day but was your dumb ass seriously considering figuring out how to build a mini forum from scratch for Rev and not just. Find a basic free one lol

♪ Now playing: Dreams of Kinder Waves · queued by Aurelius

ꙮ oh i’m absolutely the fuck building it from scratch lol

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Aurelius

you are a very silly taru

ꙮ Correct.

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Aurelius

also out of curiosity

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Aurelius

how hard would it be to make a toggle when creating a node connection on the map

for Sort By Distance vs Sort Alphabetically

ꙮ probably not super hard

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Aurelius

(by distance is v. helpful except when it is very chaotic lol)

ꙮ lolf

ꙮ valid

ꙮ OKAY rad I think. I know what the rest of this arc looks like

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Aurelius

huzzah

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Aurelius

now pray the plan survives contact with the most chaotic beings of all: ttrpg players

ꙮ lolf. there’s at least one session where I’m like “this might be 2 sessions?” we’ll see

♪ Now playing: Against Entropy · queued by Aurelius

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

10 hour session? go!

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Aurelius

very few people would survive that, and i’m not sure the GM would be one of them

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Aurelius

also i am very glad i had my finger hover over that enter button and was ready to slam it to get the first PC Post in, b/c it should be really funny in retrospect even if it was kind of a bizarre initial reaction at the time >_>

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “really funny in retrospect” oh … no? yes?

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Aurelius

oh that was jorule laughing that he managed to sneak in as a Main Character after all, since the rules and procedures of this world are pretty different and possessing something that already existed was Pretty New and he wasn’t sure it would work

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Aurelius

and not. annarr thinking being kidnapped was hilarious

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Caion, the Emissary

hahahahah

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Caion, the Emissary

that was great, yes

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Aurelius

you’re right tho a reread is kinda funny

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Aurelius

Unua mentioning the lack of song before wolf (?!)

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Aurelius

noticing all of Salme’s questions and comments are extremely leading

ꙮ :sickos: :catnod:

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Aurelius

(me legitimately playing a different character…)

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Aurelius

awa’a always been a weird lil fey creature tho

ꙮ correct

ꙮ seeing everyones Session 1 characterisation vs. seeing them now is really funny though haha

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Aurelius

me clocking the architect as a Nerd Who Just Happens To Work Out and immediately bullying him like it’s BF pretty funny too

ꙮ loooooooool

ꙮ a LOT of

ꙮ the specific early characterisation of the Architect may have been specifically to get you to get all your leilaniing out out of your system early,

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Aurelius

lolf

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Aurelius

lmao salme just

being so

unimpressed

at the architect recycling almachadta’s metaplot again

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Aurelius

it occurs to me that we have NOT seen any weird eldritch void horrors since leaving sanctuary, despite spending a decent amount of time in the void….

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Aurelius

wonder if they were Props

ꙮ LOL YES @ Salme and the Architect I was. Dying

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Aurelius

Hunter making a good first impression on Wolf is extremely funny but i guess sorta makes sense since neither of them was exactly themself at the time

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Aurelius

Hmm yeah even in retrospect everything about the Architect’s initial presentation and pitch is so… weird.

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Aurelius

i am more certain awoken’s not right though lol

ꙮ there need to be more Rites so Aury and Wolf can be back to back badasses and remember they like each other ;_;

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Aurelius

it would have been SO much easier and less awkward to just SAY ‘your worlds are dying, but we might be able to save them’ then put on this whole song and dance instead

ꙮ architect is a fucking weirdo

ꙮ why he do the things he do

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Aurelius

tune in next season and find out

ꙮ lawl

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Aurelius

also part of me wants to go back and fix the names in the earlier logs since it was kinda funny seeing names when they shouldn’t be there lol

ꙮ hahahaha

ꙮ i regret fucking that up, yes

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah reading “Aurelius” before he’s “Aurelius” is WILD

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Also misread what you said YEAH in retrospect it’s Jorule laughing

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also the very first lines he’s saying just uber feel like “Jorule rifling through Annarr’s pockets for vocabulary and coming up with ‘RenFaire larper’”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

if Aury ever says “Hail” for real Salme might faceplant

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Aurelius

lmao

ꙮ looooooooool

ꙮ jorule was trying his best ok

ꙮ (i was laughing uproariously the whole time)

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Aurelius

maybe if we once again end up in a situation where we can’t see someone approaching us but also know it’s probably a Person of some kind

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I feel like there’s a Moment where Jorule just. Gives up.

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Aurelius

hachi wondering if i was being stupid with lucre in the void extra funny also, knowing lucre was in the second sentence he ever said

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

and I think Wolf and the Hunter would get along pretty well actually. Alas.

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Aurelius

neither hunter or CK recognizing each other early on

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(I still think they’ll bond over the fact that Aurelius has a deeply heroic streak. you know. eventually)

ꙮ Aury and Wolf will -end up- being bros i’m like 100% sure of it

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Aurelius

tho i think at this point they BOTH do remember the other but like, they had such a specific relationship neither has felt the need to go ‘oh yeah I do remember you for real now’ out loud lol

ꙮ it’s just getting there, lol

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Aurelius

its true that has mostly come up just with salme and awa

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

the amount of smug superiority salme is going to be exuding is SO high (once that happens)

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Aurelius

It’s also kinda funny seeing archie feeling and acting like Ch3 Archie in session one instead of the Archie from Ch 2

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I do think Salme is going to ask CK about that, but she’s got a lot of things to ask CK

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Aurelius

presumably since ‘dont let your thoughts and emotions show’ hadn’t bubbled up to the surface immediately upon waking up

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

well I mean he’s also

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I think you can divide the party into 3 types at the early mark: 1. are understandably upset about the apocalypse killing everyone (CK, Wolf, Archie). 2. Are blackpilled enough about the apocalypse they’ve seent it (Jorunter, Salme) 3. Awoken

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Aurelius

yeah lol

ꙮ ”3. Awoken” lol, lmao

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Aurelius

he made no less than Three comments/questions where i wouldn’t have been surprised if someone had punched him, if people had more of their barings just in the first session

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Aurelius

seemed weirdly hype about the apocalypse, despite not being a weird cat or lizard girl in a back alley

ꙮ pff

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I mean for 3. the more sincere read is “someone more concerned about what they’re going to do than about what’s happened that they’re unbothered”

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Aurelius

you can only read it like that AFTER the fact when you know more about him. AT THE TIME THOUGH this bitch was definitely bringing the “Fey Met In A Deep Forest After Midnight Asking Invasive Questions And Offering To Do You A Favor (Menacingly)”

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Aurelius

energy

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

get on my level Salme absolutely read it like that.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

she thinks he’s the Most Sensible One throughout the entire first few sessions. Except when he’s nice to the architect

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Aurelius

i GUESS if you’re also fundamentally broken you could empathize immediately…………………

ꙮ awoken talking about the architect in his last scene with Aurelius was. real hot

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Also 2 categories: who is smart enough to keep their suspicions to themselves (archie, CK?), who has to aggressively no-sell how unimpressed they are (Jorunter, Salme), who is being relatively face-up about their emotions (awoken, wolf)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(it takes Wolf a while to remember how to be subtle which is why Aury chapping his ass is so funny to me)

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Aurelius

man that was honestly kind of a fun detour in the convo i was not expecting at all.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

it was SO GOOD

ꙮ Archie just a vibrating lil ball of “YOU LYING BIIIITCH” the entire conversation with the Architect but being. very very Contained about it

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Aurelius

CK was TOTALLY buying his bullshit

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

… my last 2 categories (which was actually 3). “people who can count and people who can’t”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

eh CK seemed to have Thoughts about both him and the Omniclast

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Aurelius

(there was fun contrast where architect said… something and CK Immediately Lit Up And Found Hope and Hunter immediately lose it

ꙮ the insert scene between CK and the Architect was also so great

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Aurelius

god why was jorule even… OH RIGHT because several of the last campaigns had fairly hostile world creators, yeah no this reaction definitely tracks

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Like: <Jorunter> “I ASSUME we’re both Hunters. Not many Endjinn cooks or farmers out there.” He glances to the Clockwork Knight questioningly, none the less.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

A guy who has NO IDEA what his job entails.

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Aurelius

extra funny because

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Aurelius

I think CK actually does what Jorule thought Hunter did, and Hunter does what he thought CK did

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Ok I might have to make you unpack that for me at some point.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Oh this is the other Jorunter bit that got me: “Ah! You mean to say, you do not remember Queenstown or the other things we mention… at all?”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

he sounds more like WOLF does now and not like he … really ever does.

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Aurelius

CK’s the one out patrolling the boarder lands, doing First Encounters with weird/unknown enemies. Hunter’s the one Holding Down The Fort at home!

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Aurelius

(jorule assumed it was the Opposite, given titles and first impressions)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

at some point we need to have a diagetic convo about Titles because The Hunter is such a weird title on a world where everyone hunts.

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Aurelius

:D

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Aurelius

i think they’re only semi diagetic fwiw

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Salme has a Whole Thing about her own Title and Song actually

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

They’re on the rumor map!

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Aurelius

though some more than others

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Aurelius

yeah!

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Aurelius

They definitely EXIST but

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

CK is in the guest book

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Aurelius

I think they EXIST as something explicitly given by The Narrator

and not. something the people of the worlds chose for themselves

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: some exceptions apply*

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Aurelius

yeah it’s hit or miss but like

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Aurelius

Low Odds on The Dreamer or The Hunter being things they actually used in day to day life

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Aurelius

(Acolyte and Awoken also seem fairly suspect)

ꙮ Archivist and Emissary are explicitly diegetic titles!

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Aurelius

yeah samudra and almachadta are full of nerds

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

well some people absolutely have a title they are called (Salme, Archie, Caion) some don’t (Wolf … well he does but it’s not Wolf-Priest, Tsem) and some it barely seems an accurate descriptor

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Aurelius

i guess i could see SQ naming annarr The Hunter as like, a Bit?

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Aurelius

not so much The Dreamer tho, that feels like a title seye would give herself which is maybe something i shouldn’t say when you haven’t quite decided on that point or not yet and dont have to make a decision for an entire other world >_>

ꙮ several of the given names just actually turning out to be what people called themselves and were called is so funny to me

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Aurelius

yeah I don’t mean to say that they CAN’T be,

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Aurelius

simply that the pattern does not hold 100%

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I will say diagetically Salme is DEEPLY CONFUSED about her title and her song. she absolutely assumed the titles mattered more

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Aurelius

so it feels more like a narrator thing than a strict backstory thing

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Aurelius

That is a super valid Sword-Saint perspective

ꙮ but yeah SOME of the titles really straightforwardly reflect reality, some… less so

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

but yeah from a meta perspective it’s absolutely not iron-clad

ꙮ Archie and Wolf being legibly actual names for both of them is perpetually cracking me up

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Aurelius

(Hunter makes more sense if you pull the curtain back a bit and go, yes, this is the actor that represents the more expected average of Being From The Beast, esp contrasted against CK and Dreamer)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I do like how Aurelius does not even list his title in his name

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

mostly because

ꙮ it’s a cool character choice, yeah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “the expected average” lolf

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Aurelius

he could not care LESS about putting his “Class” in the Name Entry Field, it feels insane to hiim

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lolololol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I love that

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also a big fan of “yeah idk that’s just my class”

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Aurelius

(he doesn’t think it’s as weird for the almachadta people tho since like, Sword-Saint feels like an Official State Position, like a senator or ambassador, and cleric/priests/bishops/we are the other thing that can get away with constantly saying their job as part of their name)

ꙮ haha yeah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Salme is like “oh he needs a title that feels True I will find one for him” and he’s probably like “I really don’t”

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Aurelius

(he reads CK and Archie as Simply Being Too Hesitant To Commit, and gets really annoyed at Awoken trying to own it lmao)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I mean Sword-Saint is like. A Job. If Salme ever took it out of her nickname it would probably signal something Dire

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Aurelius

ye ye

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Aurelius

you didn’t spend 6 years at sword saint boot camp for people to NOT call you doctor Sword Saint

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also lol. Aury is the only party member she’s never given a meaningful gift and it’s driving her nuts

ꙮ Archie was just in the weird situation of Archie literally having been a name that people called him before he was even Scholar-Archivist lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lololololol

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Aurelius

wdym last session already happened

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Aurelius

(more seriously: they Made It Together)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

man Salme Didn’t Make A Face at Scholar-Archivist but she was like “are…are we gonna have to call EVERYONE THIS ALL OF THE TIME??”

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Aurelius

given names………. so beautiful in their simplicity………………

ꙮ fwiw I think even Solei referred to them as Archie and Caion immediately -after- the formal greeting

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Aurelius

no no he definitely

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

<3 and then (<3) @ u ice but she’s also Dumb and That Doesn’t Count. she’s trying to woo him enough she can ask him to consider maybe not leaving her (dumbest woman alive)

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Aurelius

kept using full titles it was very funny

ꙮ they did not constantly invoke the River Without Water in every sentence either! but – oh right yeah no they definitely called them “my Archivist and Emissary” carry on, now I remember consciously rewriting that line

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Aurelius

yeah it felt

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Aurelius

very important to their illegal gender characterization

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Aurelius

that it was Maximum Full Titles

ꙮ solei loves their unnecessary formalisms

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Aurelius

said with excessive amounts of flourish

ꙮ one of the VERY first NPCs I was at all aware of in this setting: the absolute fucking turbo nerd

ꙮ shocking nobody

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Aurelius

checks out

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah Salme. was like “oh god I’m gonna die I’m gonna get us expelled I can’t keep this up ‘Emissary and Archivist’ they’re fucking archie and caion wtf”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

super checks out

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Aurelius

a very funny reaction for salme in particular to have

ꙮ i cannot imagine a universe where Solei would give the remotest shit what the rest of the party calls their friends they’re clearly outside context problems solei has other things to frantically avoid thinking about that take priority

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

well yeah in multiple ways but which one are you laughing about?

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Aurelius

immediately in that we were JUST talking about how she thinks the titles are important and is frowning at aurelius not having one he proudly displays

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Salme doesn’t know that Solei wouldn’t care! She just knows she’s trying not to cause problems! (for 2.5 seconds)

ꙮ ”Whiskey-Clan” ice you tit lol

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Aurelius

the r and y keys are…. close…. to each other…? :D?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

she’s not frowning at him! she’s WORRIED that its a REFLECTION of IDENTITY and she wants him to have that!!

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Aurelius

…also I think Y is more often a left hand key for me than a right hand???? so

ꙮ oh i assumed you were making a joke about the otters being hillwilliams

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Aurelius

no but

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Aurelius

it does feel like something I’d do deliberatley, too

♪ Now playing: What Swims Below? · queued by Caion, the Emissary

ꙮ song retroactively makes me laugh even harder now post yalls reactions to it OOC lol

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Aurelius

lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

<Salme> Why does Aurelius keep misreading my expressions of love and concern as bitter judgment?

-also-

<Aurelius> I love you

<Salme> oh I really have to Earn Aury’s Affection by Courting Him With Gifts Before I ask if he consider Not Abandoning Me At First Chance

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I also thought you were doing a bit, Ice, and then playing coy

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Aurelius

lmao

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

This is how I convince myself you’re a genius mastermind

ꙮ lolf

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Aurelius

no i just low key think i might have a super mild form of dylexia that mostly manifests when I am typing

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Aurelius

okay yeah I was thinking about what my hands were doing then I typed that and Y is indeed a Left Hand key

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Aurelius

god i type weird

ꙮ Y for me is a left hand key unless it’s coming after H or another right-hand letter that’s really close to Y

ꙮ so i Get It

ꙮ (i also type remarkably weirdly)

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Aurelius

lmao

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

0% shocked

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

at either of you

ꙮ my mom tried to give me formal typist training when I was smol and it Did Not Work and then I wound up using a keyboard to do 99% of my communication with anyone ever so I Got Good At Typing but in a very idiosyncratic way lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

this is just how you do everything, sorry to say

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

like … music. or remembering things. or creating things.

ꙮ rhizome rhizome rhizome

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Aurelius

yeah I think by the time I had been told How You’re Supposed To Equip A Keyboard I had already gotten kind of good at the erratic hunt/peck i do and so knowing Proper Hand Position mostly just…. made me use MORE fingers to do it at once rather than only 3

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

honestly starting to suspect ice’s brain works weirdly like yours considering… yeah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

the typing resonances and the creation resonances

ꙮ [pawbump]

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also I just simply discarded how I had previously learned and fully integrated touch typing

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Aurelius

(RIGHThand IS mostly pretty stable…. other than the fact…. that…. I mostly hit space with my right pointer finger like a goddamn lunatic)

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Aurelius

ish, depends on how fast I’m typing

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

HOW

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

can you detach your cartilage or??

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Aurelius

it’s slanted so that the right pointer by default kinda hovers over the N key instead of J

ꙮ ice can look at a complicated system of game mechanics and like instantly fucking subitise it I’m mad jelly of that but like. thinking about conversations we’ve had and. yeah that tracks

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Aurelius

So a slip down to pointer finger space is often less effort than moving up to hit it when the thumb

ꙮ fascinating creature

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

what are you doing with your thumb then??

ꙮ wiggling it

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Aurelius

ALSO FUN FACT WHEN I’M DOING THIS, i can usually tell when I have hit a wrong key and can correct typos without looking

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Aurelius

uhhhhh hmmmm

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Aurelius

… bracing against the non-key part of the keyboard unless I’m typing a word that makes the hand go up for an extend period of time…?

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Aurelius

like I think when I typed “for” there it came up enough that I hit space with the right thumb

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(and yeah Ice’s ability to understand complex systems and design them set against Ice’s disinterest in categorizing and articulating less concrete thought is fascinating)

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Aurelius

or if for some insane reason I’m hitting control with my right pinky instead of left thumb gets more use

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(teak’s complete inability to be concrete seems like it’d be Different but it often shakes out to the same retroactive genius I don’t get you two)

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Aurelius

hahaha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I’m … also trying to integrate these new typing facts into my head and it’s very

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

what

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(I also probably just have small enough hands that it seems extra improbable and weird)

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Aurelius

the important thing about typing like a Weirdo

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Aurelius

is that the left hand is not even REMOTELY static and is constantly moving all around

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Honestly I’m just imagining your left hand is not attached. like the hand from the addams family

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Aurelius

lolf

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Aurelius

ogod

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Aurelius

did i get roped into a scene without knowing it or were you setting something up in advance

ꙮ lolf Archie scene in a sec

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Aurelius

ah there he is okay lol

ꙮ his computer was being a Butt

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Aurelius

i was briefly like “wait i only see two users???”

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The Archivist/Archie

yes hi it worked finally

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The Archivist/Archie

idk why my laptop likes being turned on and then restarted before it actually works but that sure is a thing

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Aurelius

magic sure is complicated

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The Archivist/Archie

ok to clarify: Caion is with us in the Tower, yeah? Or did he go back to Ripple? He’s who I wanna talk to first

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The Archivist/Archie

it’s a Ritual that Must Be Observed, at this point

ꙮ Caion is absolutely at the Tower yeah

ꙮ (Caion is. going to stick with the six of you until and unless he has Duties Otherwise tbh)

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The Archivist/Archie

I just realized that sounds really salacious but it truly is (mostly) not lmao

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Caion, the Emissary

lmao

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Caion, the Emissary

listen,

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Aurelius

TEAKWOOD did you spread It Is A Ritual, Which/And Must Be Observered capslocked into other Groups or did that develop independently

ꙮ that one is 100% my fault anywhere I go

ꙮ it is, itself, a Ritual, and Must be Observed

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Aurelius

checks out

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Aurelius

ah man academy code. That scene in Tsem’s home must have been particularly bewildering to Archie then lol

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The Archivist/Archie

: “how… do you know that”

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Caion, the Emissary

hahahahahha

ꙮ THERE finally an NPC fucked up the pronunciation of Almachadta

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Aurelius

t e a w o r l d

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The Archivist/Archie

I finally graduated past calling it “the green planet”

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The Archivist/Archie

also delayed reaction but (rhizome rhizome rhizome)

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Aurelius

HMM maybe a messaging system would be useful for more than just salme harassing jorule after all…

ꙮ TEACHING CAION HOW TO CUSS

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Kuz I NEED you to make A Thousand Plateaus canonical

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The Archivist/Archie

DELEUZE AND GUATTARI MENTION

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The Archivist/Archie

hi you’re the best I have so much to talk about aaaa

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The Archivist/Archie

fun fact: wrote my college entrance essay about how Anti-Oedipus and A Thousand Plateaus shaped my approach to identity and activism

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I haven’t actually read hardly any of it but one of my profs is … like … Super Rhizome-Brained Early Modern Historian so I think I get a lot of trickle-down in his seminar.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

… Teak. TEAK. If we met an Evil Pearl named Antithesis in the Serpentrione (can’t spell it) I’m gonna murder u

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The Archivist/Archie

you spelled it right I think! and that’s been a thought in the back of my head too

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Aurelius

alas, little did you know you had done nothing but promise teak a Good Time

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

<Caion> May I flagrantly advance a hypothesis which you may have, already, advanced?

^ this is Samudran foreplay

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also this sceneeeeeeee is so good

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I just have a … very. Tense relationship with the Thesis<>Antithesis->Synthesis Hegelian dialectic (tense as in “I hate it and it makes me angry and it’s everywhere”)

ꙮ luckily for you i’m also a lil bitch about Hegel which is why I’m disrespecting dialectic by making it into a stupid pun about a broken fucked up nerd’s sad backstory

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also luckily Salme has no concept of Hegel and never will so she doesn’t have to worry about it

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

ah, the beauty of being an illiterate hillwilliam

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Aurelius

didn’t mention earlier but ‘hillwilliam’ did in fact make me crack up btw

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

same

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

ice … ice. You fixed “Whiskey-clan” but now it’s “Whiskr-clan”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

like some sort of tech startup

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The Archivist/Archie

it’s a gay dating app obviously, they’re all allergic to the letter e

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The Archivist/Archie

which, given all of the everything that’s happened there so far, tracks

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Aurelius

no idea how it ate the e tbqh

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Aurelius

lolf

ꙮ WHISKR CLAN

ꙮ im dying

ꙮ there have been ZERO named strictly heterosexual members of whisker-clan on screen, checks out to me

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Teak. Can you write a strictly-heterosexual character?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

like

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I don’t think you can.

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Aurelius

damn i cant believe the deck hand going around tieing all the musicians down wasn’t het

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

q9eaoiwrjhaopifjdaopewif

ꙮ i think Belenus and Maryamarchis counted, technically?

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Aurelius

The… librarians?

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Aurelius

god

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Aurelius

right, apoc was just. Like That the entire time. I forgot Ezekiel not only was talking with the narrator two lines into the introduction but also offered him a blunt

ꙮ lmaooooooo

ꙮ god bless Ezekiel

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

man look at Archie and Caion being super explicit here (fucking, but like. intellectually)

ꙮ i know right :blobsweat:

ꙮ i’m sure i told you about the one Go game between my character and Padfoot’s character in GnK that was, like, the campaign’s explicit sex scene, and everyone knew it, but it was just. a Go game

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Aurelius

thats why they got the Warded room exaggerated wink

ꙮ but everyone was definitely watching and fanning themselves off in OOC chat

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Aurelius

lmao TEAK

[OOC] AURUM: Er, FIXME on that line in post lol

Ezekiel: NO TAKE BACKS THERE IS ONLY FORWARD IN THE DREAM

FORESHADOWING TO THE FINAL ENCOUNTER……

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oh so Aurum WAS a person

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

… Yeah Teak you’ve told me about the GnK go game

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Aurelius

oh shit i’ve let a secret slip

ꙮ listen i’m very gay.

ꙮ also lol

ꙮ Fucking responding to an OOC comment Ezekiel you fucking gremlin (affectionate)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

QUINTESSENCE

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: eyesblur

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “Personal names were not standardized in the early modern period: their spelling varies depending on the language of the document in which they appear. They often were spelled differently even in documents written in a single language, and sometimes in the same document. The name of a Muslim trader from Tunis, for example, appears as Aly Elghenay, Enghenany, and Elghenany in a notary deed drafted in Livorno in 1747”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

^ the notary was Icecylee

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The Awoken

lolf

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Aurelius

D:

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Aurelius was dragged into this room along with Awoken at the end of the last scene. Salme makes the rules now.

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Aurelius

yup

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The Awoken

: “oh noooo our partner is being assertive”

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The Awoken

faints on a couch

ꙮ fyi I gotta turn into a pumpkin in like 10 minutes tops, idk if you saw my comment to that effect elsewhere

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The Awoken

o7

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Aurelius

hope you have a gourde time, where ever you wind up

ꙮ looool

ꙮ just standard issue “hanging out and watching stuff with a friend on Sunday” that I always do, haha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I don’t think I’ll need anything, but thank you

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The Awoken

: “let’s be in the bedroom” immediately teleports to the library

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

look she’s gonna drop a bomb or three and wants to make sure they’re all safe