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huh weird it’s not auto playing, and i only have one instance of the site running

weird

Icecylee I was about to play this I am trying to explain the Jorule reveal to a friend.

lolf

I can’t believe you queued this before I could

good like dat

this song explicitly being a Fast Travel theme is so fucking funny

this is very clearly a song that plays when you hack the gibson and/or are methodically exploring a space station at night

the argument could definitely be made

out of random curiosity did you pick the awoken’s flowers or did hachi

what an unexpected response

hahah

hachi what’s the answer, surely this is NOT some plot/setting Deep Secret

What an excellent question!

ok well i suppose i can start obsessing over a topic i know fuck all about now then i guess

if you ask nicely maybe one of them will give you a source? probably not though

no no who wants to know things when you could make wild guesses instead

actually, Flower Knower, could you make a case for any of those three types being wallflowers

who’s the flower knower? I I count then hyacinth = no (full sun though overbred enough they need to lean on each other for support), hydrangea = no (part sun/shade, grows on a freestanding woody bush though there is a climbing variety so Maybe?), sweet peas I know nothing about.

but I know nothing about the language of flowers

all 3 being no is as good as all three being yes

ogod

surprise music, I got off the couch

mfw autoplay still ain’t working right

do you know how cute you are?

tho less likely to have three songs today….

interesting, autoplay worked correctly for me this time

I’m here now but I’m finishing making a burger in the background, ssh, it’s a secret

I listen to and enjoy the ff14 zodiark battle theme with its fake-ass choir, sadly I can not commisserate

wild

hello friends

hola

como estas?

-weary waves- Hoy es un dia de rugby…

rugby malus est?

en serio? bastante mal. Soy una persona diferente cuando estoy de vacaciones. He escrito casi….tres cuartos de un juego de mesa, y ahora NO PUEDO CONTINUAR HASTA JULIO

Hey teakwood

huevos con chorizo, tocino, tortilla de arina, un cocacola mexicana por favor

To really give some emphasis there, you could have added a thus! to making the scene. Then it’d be Geode[sic]

ecce Geoge!

I am helping

… Geode

teo I only got a vague sense but it seems like you need a hug?

I mean I would take one

I’m just so good at being productive when I’m not working

oops

I don’t want to go back to grading things and writing report card comments when I can DESIGN ENTIRE BOARD GAMES

hugs u

merci

amen to that

design a board game for ur students?

they’re too lame for that shit (they’re middle schoolers, they have to front / the rest just live on tiktok)

lolf teo I’ve got some map quizzes of European geography to grade wanna bet on how bad they are?

oh so bad

I fucking love grading Americans on geography

holy shit

: “love”**

**”despair”

same same

guy in my phd program didn’t know where ethiopia was

-teasing whisper- no opening theme?

autoplay worked on mobile?

Worked for me!

Worked for me as well. Godspeed, oh dragon mine

it did for me this time, i guess it’s trading off

worked 4 hawchee

…a donkey-cheetah hybrid?

Is a Haw-chee the opposite of a Honk-shoo?

Hawchee is what I change my discord handle to make discord /tts chat say my handle properly haha

hahahaha

amazing

hawchee

still only down 3 moons

gahahhaha

-facepalm- How did I not get that?

I’m gonna let everyone describe for themselves what their outfits look like btw

the only constraints we established is that it’s gonna involve some amount of light blue

Yep, Wolf’s just waitin’ for Archie to rest one half of it in his hand. =3

:)

WHAT KINDS OF FLOWERS ARE THEY AURY

you know what they are

sweetpea, purple hyacinths, and hydrangeas? :3

thems the ones

Caion is… so good

Caion is SO GOOD

lol nice

Should I just assume the slate was snapped…?

yeah, I think that’s fair

yeh

Sorry, I was waiting for you to do it! Look at us both waiting on the other lol

Hahah, no, I just put the thing out there and was afraid that it had gotten lost in Aurelius’ hotness

I did do the thing, I promise! -sweatdrop-

half expecting aury to also somehow produce a sake gourd and take a drink

50/50 flask, reimagined

honestly I should have been more creative since everyone is raising the sartorial stakes

Oh don’t worry, I’m not going to do anything fancy.

you should!

Wolf has to finish changing and then Unua needs to do his outfit change - anyone else? Did Awoken do his already?

I figure I’ll let Unua do his thing and then Wolf will sweep back in dramatically?

Works for me!

Finished making my burger and it’s real good and I’m proud of it tbh. But now I have a Problem

that’s why we invented napkins

I poured an alcoholic seltzer into a glass and then I poured water into another glass and I put them next to each other and drank them an equal amount and then I got distracted and let the seltzer go flat so now I’m truly pulling a 50/50 whenever I take a sip of my drinks as to whether it’s alcohol or not

They are… identical

amazing

go shot for shot with yourself

lol

Unua now apparently just going full matador

I love it

Salme is definitely going to buy some new fashion to go under her cool coat once the chance arises. Everyone is so inspiring. <3

I’m glad you all enjoy the fashion break. Clothes are annoying, and I still don’t like figuring them out when I’m pretending to be a giant robot.

hugs the giant robot

hey teo, if two guys who’re friends both got belgium and the netherlands swapped on their quizzes, do you think they cheated?

FUCKING AURON-ASS BULLSHIT ICE

ahahahaha

shiiiiiiiit wolf (eyes emoji)

yeah exactly

See, that’s a fuckin outfit right there

<Archie> “these are my, uh, assistants.” salme, understanding the assignment. aurelius and wolf, understanding but Not Caring because they’re here to Look Good lol

ahahaha

You mean you don’t want to spend the rest of the session in the library? :P

I’m fine with tht. You’re under time constraints and we decided to do a fashion show.

yes it’s okay! Kuz, do you want to be here for that?

For reference, Wolf is basically wearing this: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e4/de/93/e4de93f023afebab8d847f04c34cae66.jpg

even I get that reference

I for sure do want to be here for that! I currently only have plans for Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday, so I could do an insert scene Wednesday, Friday, or on Saturday before the next main cast session

nice

a WOLF whistle

the visualization is helpful ty

Salme going AWOOO

Wolf I thought I clocked that and I’m so glad I was right

same hahaha

(I could do Wednesday or Friday evening after 7pm eastern both times and WOULD like to be there for library, but don’t have to be)

I’m heeere, sorry I’m late. xD

Fen!

hi Fen!

At some point, I need the Wolf-Priest to accidentally a Train song, but it’s “Sword Sister” and not “Soul Sister”

If anywhere was going to have a radio stereo, it feels like it’d be here

I absolutely have that going through my head now, thanks Teo! <3

I feel like I don’t deserve being exposed to Train’s “Soul Sister” :(

Oops, they did it again?

eyyy

HOLY SHIT

dying laughing

ok but do you have the pompadour to go WITH that

no he’s the flat straight hair delinquent type

Salme, gesturing to her boyfriends: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT (…kiss kiss kiss)

honestly, either would work at this point. I’m not sure they know the difference anyway.

i mean PRESUMABLY there’s more knives involved with one than the other……………

yeah there’s definitely more knives involved in the bedro–

It must be known that I’ve been at my computer for maybe 10 minutes and Azdaja has already taken her place around my belly, between me and my keyboard. Lol

for a second I read “in my belly” and was briefly concerned that you were mauled by a small dragon

Azdaja has Rituals and they Must Be Observed

Caion adopting Kushtaka body language from hanging out with Archie and his family so much is the Cutest Thing

ah, to be a tiny otter in a glass ball while facing an oncoming tsunami, safe and secure

I’d pass, given the opportunity

I like my ships made of metal. I like them even more when they’re planes.

ew boat > plane

I get aggressively seasick

If I didn’t, I think I would really enjoy boats

metal does shatter a little less easily than glass it tru

all hands on the teak

deck

oh that sucks sorry for judging you for your boatbias

heh a teak deck

teak

no worries

A TEAK DECK???

how many cards are in it

Only 52, since the jokers are all right here

ayyy

haven’t been in a boat in the ocean, I don’t think? But there’s architecture tours here on boats and I’ve done boat dinners on the lake and they’re real nice

NHURDY GURDY

SAMUDRAN HURDY GURDY LET’S FUCKING GOOOO

I don’t think I’ve ever been on a boat.

you chain up otters to make the boat go

am I reading that right

i uh. i think so

THE MUSIC MINES

stakes have been raised, everyone

(not the ones the kushtaka are chained to)

we must free the musicians, awoken

no i… i think they like it

the optics tho……………………..

that’s why we dressed like this to distract from the optics

Consensually Chained Otters

Ethically-Sourced

wow I look away for 2 seconds and we’re chaining up otters

I mean, it is a Saturday night

Hey, I don’t kinkshame the Dragon

hahahahaha

teak, earlier, “the thing i was MOST looking forward to is happening in tonight’s session :D”

Sticks and stones may break their bones, but whips and chains excite them?

hahaahahahhaha

this does kind of have a “odysseus listening to the sirens” vibe but the sirens and odysseus are the same people

fen did you

do you think the name of the band is Otters In Chains

just quote

rihanna?

sure the fuck did! (highfives!)

Perhaps!

Otters In Chains………………………………….

I’m glad someone had the appropriate reaction to my Alice In Chains reference joke

hahahah

One of the otters is just named Al, so Al is in chains

awoken briefly breaking opsec

i almost did, then didn’t. in front of the nerd is one thing, but im not about to look like an ignorant hick in front of the pirate queen

I think she made us as Not From Around Here

also lads, bad news. Got to the student who put switzerland where belgium is supposed to be

rookie mistake

rip

I almost want that techne

But I need a d20

threaten the gods

haha

thing I noticed - hovering Caion’s techne no longer says what it does, not sure if that’s intended behavior and either way it can wait, just wanted to point it out

oh interesting

Time to play Sea of Thieves again

teakwood i like aesterisk how you were like… HMM… the otters need a way to stay stable during the trip… i wonder if they’ve invented seat belts…? NO! CHAIN THEM TO WOODEN STAKES!

hey did you know Stalingrad is in western Poland?

XD

Teak needs their OtterBondage

that flute was getting Fonky

too funky for a u. Fonky

Ascension!!

EYYYY

woop!

Green dice for Wolf!

I’m never gonna have more than two techne because I love doing that too much.

REAL

Spending currency very satisfying

Also I desperately wanted a Green ascension.

hahaha

good job!

you’ve more than earned it at this point honestly

also guilty of Big Spending Arete

I’m sorry, also, for immediately making a Samudra thing About Wolf but it’s a MUSIC SHIP.

thats the power of the pure heart

lol it’s fine

no apologies needed! It’s fun to see characters new to this world find their home in it!

I love how teak is always like “speed … distance … geography doesn’t matter here (it never matters)”

where we’re going, we don’t need MATH (we absolutely need math)

the boat goes where you want it to go and it gets there at a speed proportional to how clearly you can envision your destination! Samudra, baybee!

Wolf once again having an idiosyncratic reaction…

Everyone else: “uhhh…” Wolf: “Oooooo”

mfw when i can’t explain what was horrifying about that to caion because the otters can’t deal with propulsion and eldritch horrors at once :(

it’s less a problem with the otters - they’re Real Fuckin Good at what they do - and more a problem of making it come back again

what if i WANT to call it back and the poke at it from behind the glass

Then you can have a suicide mission insert scene

reibello said I could, it’s happening

I’ll come too. I was trying to say hi :(

haha

VIOLENCE

are

are you SURE you ment human and not human-looking

before i React

oh wait huh

nevermind

????????????

i was misremembering something

: “eyeing Wolf” aunt silver-throat is Hunting

we’re outta the forest but still have to be careful about cougars

mmm yes, the cougar and the wolf

she’d love to get to find out how you harmonize

eyebrow waggle

oh hey art that wasn’t there before

???

the portraits for silver-throat and ksenija? unless there was some kind of Bug i was experiencing, they only showed up in the last couple of minutes and weren’t there before

oh yeah those are new

I saw them at least

as soon as you did

Ksenija’s portrait showed for me immediately, but I don’t think Silver-throat’s did.

wacky

yeah

I saw both immediately.

If it did, I might’ve just not clocked it. xD

oh yeah I didn’t realize the timeline we were talking about I was providing bad data

(them suddenly popping up for me was noticable because it moved where the name text appeared even beyond the, uh, art lol)

(sorry Salme’s being a bitch I’m not actually annoyed)

(for clarity)

One assumes a character/player divide!

its ok salme, soon…. soon you will be introduced to Drinks With Tiny Umbrella’s In Them……………….

Oh, is it already time for the Beach Vacation filler episode?

Samudra is arguably already Oops All Beach

well we already had the onsen filler episode (part 1)

teak why do you always use the weirdest word possible

have you met teak

yes :(

what word are you taking umbrage at?

I assume refectory?

that’s just a normal-ass word

this will blow your mind, I’m sure, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen that word before in my life until just now

read about more monasteries?

go back to school

I mean, if it wasn’t a refectory

This whole place would be a mess!

they have cafeteria’s at schools :<

Aye aye, dragon

refectory is just cafeteria for Adults

why does it feel like auntie-squad is poaching Wolf?

oh Teak is writing them both that’s why

wolf-brother is in peril

oh we got that Real Southern Sweet Tea huh

Wolf…you in danger, gurl.

me and hachi continue to be sharing the Single Brain Cell tonight

lol

implication that isn’t MOST nights

Wolf is, of course, absolutely unaware.

Also, to be fair, who -doesn’t- want to climb Wolf like a tree???

Salme

Unua, probably.

she’s sapio-moro sexual Wolf isn’t her type

-dryly- I’m going to assume he’s not dumb enough.

that would be the correct implication

owned

wait,

^ case in point

Okay, I assumed Salme and her polycule not applying there was implied. ;)

hahahah

Unua “Why would I climb someone who is shorter than I?”

I mean the polycule is not inherently closed. Aury or Awoken can acquire other people if they so desire.

probably?

thank you Teak!

THANK YOU FOR RUNNING TEAK

Thank you teaaaak

merci!

omg archie

Thank you Teeeeeak

had to sneak in a lil extra cute there right at the end

cuuuuuuute

the chains of oppression tying these otters down must be broken, dragon. i hope you are ready

hahahaha

Please Do Not The Otters

Aurelius folk hero fomenting an uprising

FREEDOM

thats what all the OPPRESSORS say

excuse me my Glass Ship is the FASTEST and BEST

on the backs of forced labor!!!

nobody works a Glass Ship that didn’t train their whole life to be there!!!

D:

distinct feeling like I’m about to get kidnapped

this is the first time I’ve ever questioned if the NPC stars hear our songs the way we hear theirs

sure

also <3 that you understood that eye motion to be awoken checking the song listing

editing my reply

hahaha is okay

I’m gonna surprise them now >:3

woke up when this stated playing earlier, wasn’t sure what the hell it was before muting the computer and going back to sleep, but i see some Shenanagins are afoot

hahahaha

what pearl that got omega’d are you harassing and why isn’t it me doing it :(

oh that one

how the fuck does HE not hear the bgm

oh the ‘expect, well’ was part of the same thought

NO TIME STAMPS AND DIDN’T KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON

yeah i was gunna be real confused if he couldn’t since you told me he was the one that was giving us the ipod lol

is he talking to giant sentient jellyfish

puts a hand to chin

so

you know how we hear a theme song when meeting someone for the first time,

does that also… happen… in reverse? like he was hearing awoken’s theme song? when we showed up in tsen house was he suddenly bombarded by four new songs at once (mercifully having known two already)

that’s what I was asking up above haha

I was wondering if like, izaak suddenly got hit with six songs at once when we met him haha

and the answer is No, Except,

oh yeah I specifically picked the two weirdos that i know CAN hear it

lol

izaak probably ain’t got that power quite yet

oh i see it heard its own. Hm!

Angel Override i suppose

PEARLS EMOTE LIKE SNES CHARACTERS

that is how I parsed the information presented so far as well

yeah it never seemed like anyone other than tsen could hear anything before and he (you ooc?) mentioned him taking Several Hundred Years developing that talent

teak can I do [summon: lithos] for funsies outside of a rite

but tsen was also clearly Meta Sickos with the arg shit too lol

where did he hear sanctuary………….

oh is he just

sitting at home/the lab

and everytime it goes ‘you hear and your star hears’ he’s getting hit across world lines too

that’d be funny as hell

It Is A Mystery

Knowledge Wants To Be Free

first the deck otters, now the knowledge

you’re gonna tear this place apart D:

listen,

this motherfucker LITERALLY just said “‘That which can be obliterated by Truth, ought to be’, after all.”

you’re lucky im not on the roof tops screaming the truth that burns at the top of my lungs

having to keep that in until after samudra is painful :(

otoh destroying samudra from the inside out WOULD put a stop to the otter slave trade :thinking:

: “the truth that makes certain guys really fucking depressed”

dont make me destroy the world just to prove i could

also huh yeah i guess we do already know our own songs/lyrics huh

oh i thought he was referring to his own song specifically

since he already said the name of Synth’s

It has not happened yet!

yeah I guess DO we know our own songs?

well everyone knows aurelius’

:3

but like for those of us who haven’t dropped ours

ooh title translation ok

you know who you are, deep in your soul, but are you brave enough to tell the world

<ice> dont make me destroy the world just to prove I could“*

unfortunately this is a dare I would take but Salme is trying to be responsible

lol

ask him about all these stupid accents he keeps aflicting synthesis, you know you wanna

actually would you say altan arslan IS who aurelius is deep in his soul?

it’s who annarr is, for sure!

yes

not how I worded the question!

yeah it’s how i answered it tho

lolf

u got icecylee’d

I missed him tbqh so I don’t mind

It’s just one of those questions that Demands A GM-Esq Answer, you know

yeah and you actually DID answer what I was asking so

it’s like fighting a drunken master- it was probably your fault that you tripped over that awkwardly extended leg (it wasn’t)

lolf

hachi you are so right

<3

I am going to talk to every rock on every world that has something to say

nods in CON

also teak I am compelled to ask,

is Synthesis’ aleithic die meant to be read as is or is it a “I was dinking around making a character sheet and I accidentally aleithic’d the die”

i was gunna say ‘make sense considering the backstory’ but

those aren’t in the map loll

I mean it sounds like they had a personality crisis and had to reroll

o m e g a ‘ d by the ancient thing encased it permafrost

awoken adding synthesis to the polycule

he can’t help being hot and flirty

wasn’t a criticism to be clear

just charmed and amazed

you didn’t make a new one you lazy piece of shit you just failed to fill in an answer on the blank line and the [System] backfilled it with your Title

ye ye

DRINK THE WATER HACHI

no way there’s plankton in it

but the sea provides substance…………………..

gunna get into a fist fight with synthesis about the importance of names,

which should be real easy on account of their last of hands

THANK YOU FOR RUNNING TEAK WOOD

slight concern Awoken’s going to be kidnapped and kept in an enclosure in the Academy

(excited to read the whole thing)

he’ll get all the finest Nutrient Blocks and Mineral Water while there tho

imagining him drinking from one of those hamster cage water bottles

on all fours. completely unbothered

i can see it