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also deeply curious how wolf avoids the [DRAGON FEEDBACK] but i suspect using techniques innate to the world and probably being born with an costume tuner for it instead of alien ones without one helps a lot there, lol
-blinks- What dragon feedback?
ꙮ Aurelius tried to do a Shenanigan that is, in some way, similar to what Wolf is doing right now and got INCREDIBLY nasty static in the attic on channel Z when he tried it
Oh man. In one of the earlier side scenes with Salme, Aurelius tried doing something similar to what Wolf’s doing - going into a kind of Space Between Worlds Without Form - using a technique Jorule’s familiar with, but he got hit with a MASSIVE amount of [Every Sensation Possible All At Once] feedback that was mildly painful/distressing and made using the technique impossible
as was, for the first time in a log, marked by THE DRAGON and not the 10eye symbol/nothing
You’d have to apply to God for a real answer, but I suspect the difference is Wolf doing something that’s innate to him and not, ah, trying to get hacky with reality.
yeah that’s my best guess too
(esp since we’ve done similar but less blatant things with gnosis.)
…the hierophant????
can’t decide if i like or hate that the lines don’t all pulsate in time, lolf
oh i guess they do if you tab out and then back
interesting
wolf i am DELIGHTED to inform you that you are, in fact, exactly as weird as everyone else in the party.
ꙮ hahahahaha
Bwahahaha what makes you say that?
ꙮ aaaaand scene. :D
ꙮ you are a delight
WOLF SCENE
ꙮ WOLF SCENE
and i’mmmmm hungry for the woooooooooooolf
ꙮ hi welcome back I’m glad your internet unshat the bed
Wolf did the thing!!
ꙮ wolf did the thing!!
i am excite to find out what thing!!!
I still wanna know why he’s just as weird as everyone else!
oh because he did the thing aurelius was trying to do, with no issues what so ever, and not only did it effortlessly but made contact with someone he doesn’t even know (question mark????) which is MUCH harder
Ahh, see, but that’s the thing. =3
He wasn’t TRYING to.
yeah that’s why it’s impressive and weird :D
ꙮ hahahaha
(though the idea of wolf potentially being like ‘is that not how everyone has dreams???’ is equally as amusing)
Ooooooh thst was cool
I highly doubt that’s anything resembling a regular occurrence for him, but it’s a…strangeness and a mysticism he has a framework for?
ye
Y’all doing weird mystical bullshit on purpose because you want to is what he finds weird.
ꙮ gahahahah
hahahahah
This? This is just yeresh shit. Sometimes you have a dream about a sad (not bad) dragon and you try and sing at him and end up speaking truths at him to make him feel better.
ꙮ As one does
as one does
Exactly! As one does.
ꙮ [cackles]
ꙮ sorry if anyone was actively reading the scene, I wanted to archive it so Ice wouldn’t yell at me
lolf
it stays open until they tab out!
yeh I finished reading it
Sun’s angry and it heard you
Sun can fight me.
almachadtains sure love fighting mystical bullshit
(I mean, I’m here for it)
Listen, if something hates you and wants you to die, you fight it! That’s not Almachadtan bullshit, that’s just common sense.
Salme and Wolf staring in this summer’s latest action-thriller: Angry Sun Must Die
- The Wolf-Priest has gained 2 Arete, and now has 4.
pokes icecylee
♪ Now playing: The Angel of Darkness · queued by Aurelius
ꙮ <3
shit posting my way into getting a theme song for a 20 year old character def one of the funniest things about sanct
ꙮ gwahahahah
♪ Now playing: Adrift Amidst Strange Paths · queued by Unua? The Clockwork Knight
♪ Now playing: All Aboard the Liminal Express · queued by Unua? The Clockwork Knight
ꙮ god pound it website i want to get jumpscared by my own OST when people play it, don’t hide this from me
ꙮ also hi
Greetings
EXTREMELY funny hearing adrift start while doing the 14 easter event lmao
TRAIN TIME
it’s ok it hit me at least teak :D
♪ Now playing: On the Obsidian Road · queued by Salme, The Sword-Saint
ꙮ gahahahah
♪ Now playing: Solitude ~ Roots that Touch All, but Reach None · queued by Salme, The Sword-Saint
site flickered and ate post :(
wait post got unate
Yeah, that’s happened a few times to me - switching scenes restores it
ꙮ god every time posts get un-eaten I feel like a million fucking bucks
ꙮ i am doing Many Shenanigan to try and make sure posts never ever get eaten and it’s so satisfying that the shenanigans worked
That’s a lot of deer there, dragon
it IS very cool when i don’t* lose a post it’s true
also both of them, constantly, ‘it’s fine don’t worry about it.’ occasionally even joking about it. but still: What If It Wasn’t
look, Salme’s like “Aury’s already got a lot of memories rattling around in there he probably didn’t need THOSE TOO” let her worry.
she’s like “he’s delicate”
awoken is also delicate too
her delicate boyfriends
soft and fragile
like venetian glass
if she knew what venice was
If you stare into the sun-room any more, gonna be more like venetian blinds
it’s fine she’ll find a way through to the sun
spear of darkness emoji
explain?
that’s how you’d get through a sun, with a spear of anti-sun
ꙮ thats what jorule calls hi-[dragged offstage with a vaudeville hook]
ꙮ i love this robot ;~;
fucking crying
SAME
You two are lovely.
also Salme is like “wait you can just … pick people you like and then … hang out with them forever” but I know it is teo sleepytime so I think a couple more beats and we should wrap up
: “forever”
: “until you die” w/e
I was complaining earlier to teak that giving the middle school teacher the “Undying robot that’s outlived their people” was a cruel trick. I stand by it.
: “my clan” a bunch of snotty 12 year olds
I unabashedly love my idiot children. I am a wreck every june.
But GOD they are dumb
hahahaha
: “Mr. G - why didn’t they print this sign in English?” points to a bilingual sign, where the English is printed first and in a bigger font
askfllds;kjsdf
There are like ten students angry at me for being out sick, because they couldn’t leave their study hall to hang out in my room yesterday
scene!
lololol oh so you’re the Cool Teacher
Oh very much so
scene
Thanks for a great scene and making me make me cry
I am the Cool Teacher because I treat my students like humans that I care about. The Knight is not a huge stretch for me here.
ꙮ hauuauuuauu you guys <3
OOOOH KILLER ENDNOTE
what was he making a sword out of
I think the sword they got on almachadta?
♪ Now playing: The Rite · queued by Salme, The Sword-Saint
♪ Now playing: Centrelight Komorebi · queued by Salme, The Sword-Saint
♪ Now playing: Sertse B’yetsya, B’yetsya, B’yetsya · queued by Salme, The Sword-Saint
♪ Now playing: I Am, Also, This · queued by Salme, The Sword-Saint
♪ Now playing: On the Obsidian Road · queued by Salme, The Sword-Saint
♪ Now playing: Altan Arslan · queued by Salme, The Sword-Saint
♪ Now playing: The Angel of Darkness · queued by Salme, The Sword-Saint
lol, lmao
the TIMING on this scene existing
god i hope that was a thing kuz suggested and not you b/c it being coincidental is so much funnier
ꙮ Circumstantial simultaneity, baybee
love it
gunna need to find a box to put casim in to figure this one out i fear
mews :(
damn, takin’ a big swing at ‘em
ꙮ <3
Ascension!!!
I’m going to have bigger dice in everything BUT Flourishing.
ok now that my keyboard is behaving I can read this scene now
sorry awoken i have bad news
you are no longer the second most meta
ꙮ I’m So Meta Even This Acronym
he doesn’t even want to be meta!! he just wants to be extra!!
ugh i dont wanna figure out what that’s an acronym for
ꙮ gahahaha
oooh Content
Aaaa my post got eaten, sorry, one sec
Oh wait no there it is again, weird
yeah it goes out of its way to make sure text inputs don’t get lost if anything flickers
ꙮ a post got eaten earlier and i have been trying to figure out how >:(
Is there a character limit? I keep trying to post a thing and it keeps going away like it sent and them reappearing in the text input box
oh that’s wild since i’ve even been jumpscared by a dumb thought i decided not to send to teak in a backchannel like a day or two later after closing my browser lol
ꙮ there…. shouldn’t be to my knowledge. try pasting chunks of it into backchannel with me maybe and see if there’s a particular segment of it that’s causing a problem?
hmm i do have a vague memory of trying to test the text limit but do not recall what exactly happened
mfw didn’t even switch actors, fake dragon
squint
well my suspicion that the Stars had some Overlapping Secrets seems pretty well founded now lol
Tbh a lot of this is me as a player spinning out my own thoughts and theories, so not necessarily!
ꙮ Otters Gonna Ott
- The Archivist/Archie has gained 1 Arete, and now has 3.
ꙮ for finding an EXTREMELY funny bug
yeah I was careful not to claim For Certain, but
I do know what my secret is and it’s not “being possessed by another angel” (that’s just a fun bonus)
and someone else knowing my secret would be the easiest explanation for why they’d do some of the very specific things aurelius has also done but no one else has, at least lol
otoh perhaps we simply failed to keep archie out of the cocain after all……………………. who knows
(and I’m still convinced at least One Person On Each World knew their world was dying >>)
the arcanist of samudra also mentions the truth that burns on the old wiki
iirc
ꙮ Correct. (There’s more than just the one Truth-that-burns, just like there’s more than just the one fire, even if they are all fire.)
(love archie talking to the narrtext so much)
lol I guess yeah it depends on what you’re made of. different truths will burn different.
hmm oh you mean implied, not, direct word for word prob
cuuute this scene is so cute
ꙮ CUTE
CUTE
Thank you for the scene!! It was super fun and cute and good
ꙮ Thank you both for participating :D
sorry wolf you’re not just weird but you can’t claim to be a perfectly ordinary country doctor anymore now either :(
-snorts-
also this scene in particular was Very Funny To Me b/c like, two days ago? i was talking to teak about how funny it was the narrator had only ever directly talked to aurelius before, and he goes ‘yeah that’s cause no one else had said hello to them yet!’ with a chortle
and now we’re here lol
ꙮ and now we’re here!!
I’ll put out there now that the “apocalypse” thing, the theory about the worlds having been unified, the theory about the Architect having encountered the Ancients, and the theory about what happens when the worlds are unified are all entirely my own and if any of it happens to line up with info other players have or are receiving then I’m just Cool Like That, I Guess
oh yeah no it was
100% the thing with you having a casual conversation with the narrator
hahaha
tho it does seem to line up with Wolf Stuff
The worlds having been unified I do have stronger textual evidence for/it’s been spelled out for me a bit in various places but the rest is me spinning my narrative gears
Originally I imagined two separate scenes, one with Wolf and one that I pitched to Teak as “a mildly delirious Archie breaks the fourth wall/decides to use god as a rubber duck”
hellυ, how are yoυ all doing this lovely eυening?
ok great
what an IMMENSELY stupid bug that was
ꙮ [cackling at that description] Yes
Weird Letters Strike Again
it’s all greek
i figured the worlds being unified once was … a theory most of us had?
SPECIFICALLY THE LETTER υ although apparently there are a couple of other unicode codepoints that would have fucked me in the ass in the same way, lol. i FIXED IT NOW RAARGH
it seens to add up
but it WORKED in narrtext mode, which is inexpressibly fucking funny to me
and led to the extremely stupid on the fly work around of “let me say the word and you continue” which was funnier than any other way of doing that could have possibly been
yes
SOMETIMES… the glitches… are diegetic after all
shit omg Wolf you need to give narrtext a talking to
ꙮ what’d i do ;_;
it’s hard being a Sage, man
it’s hard and nobody understands ;_;
pat pat
yeah definitely no one else GMs
that was supposed to be narrtext but whatever this is OOC chat
there’s LAYERS to that one
fingerguns
fingerguns
SORRY PERSON WHOM I CANNOT USE THE NAME OF, you don’t get a tag in the archives
ꙮ if you added “narrator” to that log you’d have to add it to all the logs, it’d be a big mess, don’t worry about it,
yeah exactly
wait a damn second
DRAGON
where did that second ??? come from
you can’t just keep dragging those into the house without warning!
ꙮ What an excellent question!
:|
ꙮ =D
Woooo otterscene
ꙮ OTTER SCENE
ꙮ it was so good
- The Archivist/Archie has gained 1 Arete, and now has 4.
- The Wolf-Priest has gained 1 Arete, and now has 3.
ꙮ Yay, everything seems to work from my laptop
huzzah keyboard
ꙮ Discord isn’t working on my laptop for love or money, though, so that’s less than ideal
that is bizzare
even the web browser mode?
ꙮ yup! lol
insane
♪ Now playing: Sanctuary · queued by The Dragon
ꙮ Just making sure that works on my laptop properly. >.>
i wonder if it’s like stuck in Work Mode with discord banned altho it’s hard to imagine that being a problem for you like it could be for a twin lol
ꙮ lol i sure hope not this is my personal laptop….
even more bizzare
ꙮ truly
♪ Now playing: Solitude ~ Roots that Touch All, but Reach None · queued by The Awoken
btw teakwood I am going to call you out, specifically you, because honestly
ꙮ what’d I do
your narrative wordweaving and consideration is top notch
ꙮ [squeaks]
reading Beside the Portal and really, from “It starts with your eyes unfocusing in a very particular way .. But that’s not what set it to its fury.” is a joy to gnaw on and roll over
(from -> that whole passage)
ꙮ [grin]
ꙮ ilu too, nerd
ꙮ testing 🙧
ꙮ Oh that’s exciting, that… glyph is mysteriously unavailable on this machine
did parse fine for us tho
ꙮ ⁂ is this one fine
yes
ꙮ That was me testing it for me on my laptop to be fair lol but. that’s so goofy why is that glyph not available
test
someone respond that they see this message
ok
my connection is doing this thing where the DNS likes to not connect to sanctuary
however, it’s only on new tabs
this tab has stayed open and so long as it is still good for communication, I’m good
I just can’t open any new tabs
which is like… admittedly a problem if we need to Rite (largely suspect we won’t though)
and then sometimes, it works fine
tabs loading normally now
ꙮ baffling D:
note to self to not attempt to murder awoken this session
<3
<3
Hello yes I am on a bus home because I fucked up the timing but I’m here!
angel of darkness being ABOVE altan arslan now because you keep adding stuff to disc one is Very Lol btw
🙧
lowercase works for meee
🙧
same
🙧
Nice!
🙧 🙧
both work on computer proper
<icecylee> note to self to not attempt to murder awoken this session
what did he do that would need murder?
he was just gonna do it for funsies
wdym we were talking about NOT murdering him
you know I’d find it funny if Aury was as bad at MAKING Awoken mad as he is at NOT MAKING Awoken mad
or “Awomken” as I typed
awomken
awombken < different genre
in that genre, ΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩ has a completely different meaning
YEAH I KNOW
THAT’S WHY I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE REMINDED
as any time I want to read fanfic of anything ever I’m dodging omegaverse stuff like I’m in a bullet hell game
lolf
think of how much safer you’d be if you simply embraced it tho
but it’s like … 5 of my person squicks in trenchcoat + some biopolitics I find truly like. not squicky but just … weird?
: “safer” is probably the funniest word to use in that slot
yeah i’m a comedian
is this your coming out as a big omegaverse fan?
(also no hate to people who love it; many dear friends love it. It is just Not For Me in sort of … almost a laboratory designed way)
i would definitely not describe myself as such lol
it’s okay if you would, Ice
we accept each other here
this is a Safe Space
: “I’ll stick with my ‘genetic substrate mixed into giant pails’ tyvm”
oh good wouldn’t want to worry about the awoken giving birth in an unsafe space
samudra has designated spaces for that, or so I wantonly misheard from archie
: nods wisely ah so Aurelius wants to get Awa pregnant okay I see
that’s what the disclamer was at the beginning about not killing awoken
: “ok good there’s a safe space because it can’t happen in the Rite room because hachi can’t load it”
look at what happens when you eat dinner later teakwood
okay but like
if you DO go into the rite
with the stakes being “whoever wins gets the loser pregnant” even if the loser doesn’t have the plumping to support a child
What would HAPPEN?
life, uh, finds a way
also don’t give SQ any ideas
then the rite produces a custom doujin, Just For You
ꙮ i need you all to know
ꙮ that i very nearly just choked to death laughing at backscroll
I Had A Good Feeling
part of me wants to joke about Salme being the only one who’s going to knock Aurelius up, and part of me can’t make that joke without making extremely clear my Anti-Breeding Kink position
also Dragon I genuinely DO want an answer to that rite question
alas, poor icarus
ꙮ [physically dying]
GORL
ꙮ Padfoot and/or Fenryr please confirm the precarity of my continued existence in this moment
hi furry dinner club welcome to the Weird Zone
My brain, still exhausted from rugby scrimmages this morning: “It’s a knock ON, not a knock UP.*
please dont make teakwood type “sorry, best i can do is a doll made out of semen” IC kat
I regret that I cannot share the black cocoa/pomegranate cupcakes I made that Padfoot and Teak just got to try. They about had a religious experience!
ꙮ YES oh my god
: “About” had?
I am curious how you decided that would be the best Teakwood could do, Ice
ꙮ yeah no that was straight up a religious experience
… I want cupcakes
You know I downplay the effect I have on people?!
ꙮ yes that’s why i am clarifying, wolf
: pomegranate
part of me is like “if I have to physically travel to Ohio in April I’m gonna make Fen bring me cupcakes”
Hahahaha
♪ Now playing: Sanctuary · queued by The Dragon
If you are ever gonna be in/near Columbus, please let me know , and I will get you cupcakes!
My court date for finalizing The Divorce is April 16. Still haven’t heard if I have to be in person or if I can remote in, but if it’s in person I might be “I want divorce cupcakes”
I think that’s a very fair thing to want.
If it has to be in person, I will absolutely make you divorce cupcakes!
ꙮ aight nerds, scene’s up
excuse you I was dropping tragic katlore
Salma
I’m keeping a tally
if he hits 10 in any given scene can I get an arete?
make a techne for it
ꙮ pfff
ꙮ la creatura!
- The Wolf-Priest has attained unto the techné World-singer (Reduce the DC of any roll involving song or music by 2.)
ꙮ Why are my new post notifs being extra bratty today :E
do you have it open twice somewhere
chat reflects streamer code reflects creator
ꙮ pffffft
AWWW
ꙮ lmao, everyone
I want to say “ore?” and point at myself but idk if teak wants Yet Another Language to handle
lolf
ꙮ you got a face in hands, affectionate, “why is he like this” which is i hope what your heart fervently desired
LMAO
ꙮ WOLF LMAO
Fucking excellent, Pads
Good Bit
ꙮ [nod]
Just wait until we do “Who’s on first”
ꙮ ”The Shenanigans Were Incidental: The Liminal Lunatics Story”
it’s true
in Archie’s world tablets are usually for breaking so he’s gonna solidly stand back and watch on this one unless instructed otherwise lmao
Who Son First?
v o i d f i e n d s
honestly not an unreasonable expectation with aurelius involved
TEO. -laughing-
:D
salme was going to let foxen explain but realized we’d be here the whole effing scene if he did
BITCH ARE YOU USING THE ECHO SOUNDBITE
ꙮ it’s the fucking VFX from Myst when you enter an Age
ꙮ but it could also be the Echo VFX
oic i don’t know the myst one
hachi when did YOU see a sun
was it when you destroyed your world
what a good question, kana kana
theory increasing
both said, 100% matter of factly with no distress in their voice
as a pale person with SAD, Comfort Sun and Angy Sun is too real
CKnight is too good to pull the lever, but Reibello thinks the Knight can handle angy sun
ꙮ lawl
everybody gangster till the flesh melts from their bones
What’s flesh, lol?
the soft metal
Salme also thinks she can handle angry sun
but must protect the rest of the party
awoken wants to try it for funsies
Wolf is, later, going to do VERY rash things with the angy sun.
ꙮ i am please looking forward to that
wait this is so cute I just realized that this is the first time Archie has ever actually seen his constellation because Samudra clouds
OMG Archie be cute
it was at this point aurelius realized he was actually the party member with the MOST sense of self preservation after all
ꙮ hahahah
archie MIGHT
MIGHT
beat him
Who needs self preservation?
I’m a giant robot!
<salme> I can handle anything
CK doesn’t need self-preservation. He needs the rest of you preservation
… the fascinating fact that CK and Salme have a non-zero amount of things in common, except CK is a giant robot and Salme is a squishable human
was not expecting to unlock awoken trauma with this what a bonus
Yeah, you should probably be more worried about you than you are
I know, right?
Look, Salme got over some of her Issues which means she thinks she got over All of her Issues, she’s not smart
ꙮ lolf
lolf
In this episode, we discover Teakwood now has root on hachi’s box
ꙮ so suspicious, aury :(
you got a History
ꙮ ;~;
<salme> hug for screaming sun. punches for loving sun
ma’am :(
: “Well-adjusted”
wolf is so cute
ꙮ YES
: “NOW I can be grumpy about this bullshit”
ꙮ padfoot gets to hear it every time i softly affectionately wheezelaugh at something wolf says, lol
cuuute
haha
: (rotate) intensifies
ꙮ one (1) point to Aurelius for Actually Expressing Partial Uncertainty
WOLF EPITHET FOR SALME DROPS
ꙮ actually, shit,
DUDE FUCK YOU
HE DOESN’T NEED A BIGGER HEAD
LOL
lolf
ꙮ [cackling irl]
lmao
WHich character has a timepiece?
I know it was previously established for Archie but I don’t remember if we established that he does have his or if he doesn’t. He does own one, in theory, somewhere
I’ve referenced having a pocket watch before.
time to get Actual Time Dilation numbers out of teakwood
trying to get actual numbers out of Teakwood
hahahahahahhaha
Oh I’m not expecting a number
<hachi voice> shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
The Knight is, though
The absolute temptation to pick the group up and move them in 100 seconds
the resemblance to [ivory blood] is purely incidental, I assume
Yep totally a coincidence there
ꙮ Purely incidental!
wait I think we were supposed to get there was a SIGNIFICANT time delay?
ꙮ Time passes 1:1 inside the Liminal Library, but you are profoundly well-defended and not at risk.
I ahve got to know what noise he made when he said ⁂
[static]
oh oops I misread
well Aurelius got to be wrong so worth it
I really want you to mask up in there at some point, Salme, but not when we need to get to Samudra
SALME AND ARCHIE, SITTING IN A TREE / H-U-G-G-I-N-G
she has hugged everyone EXCEPT archie and he Needs A Hug
that’s actually Extremely True
ah hahhaha Salme Needs to mask up in there but also. is super weirded out about the duelist’s mask
ꙮ poor aurelius, giving the actual best available answer
Wolf/Aury blackrom might actually happen at this rate
ꙮ you guys i was trying NOT to ship Wolf/Aury h—
ꙮ [solemn pawbump]
OOH I wonder if the bird or the lionfox was driving the bus just then
Yeah, that’ll happen when Almachadta gets moons, God.
i can tell you right now jorule DID find the logs and find the EXACT line he knew he read and got Even More Mad About It at least lmao
ꙮ lolf
salme yearns for a maternal figure
(seeing someone else react to the narration with EQUAL annoyance def caught him by surprise tho)
Wolf/Jorule blackrom?
ꙮ oh G-d
Lets Go Bet Up The Sage
Wolf would jump off a cliff first.
that isn’t a NO, strictly…………….
Yes. Yes it IS.
hahaha
Wolf is annoyed at the narrator not so much because of the narrator in and of themselves but now that he’s hearing it, he is getting sucked into the metaphysical weirdo bullshit and it makes him grumpy.
ꙮ [pets Wolf gently]
tragic
Speak for yourself, birdboy!
when I can next grab you for an insert scene Salme is gonna ask him about it
there’s a time honored solution to relieving the exact stress you’re feeling, all it requires is a large stone, some tools, and a large interconnected network of caves…..
Counterpoint: He could grab a rock and beat Jorule with it and that would also work.
Dwarf Fortress?!
i don’t think that would stop him from parsing the narration but i supposed we haven’t TIRED to know for SURE yet….
me, again with a weird frame of reference: Oh like how the ancient greeks would bury someone alive to ritually murder them so they didn’t have to confront the unclean act of spilling blood?
No, but it would probably stop him from annoying Wolf.
are we gonna Antigone Teak?
ꙮ Catherine ilu so much
Seeing people being aware of narrtext is interesting
Anteakgone?
<3 ilu2
ANTEAKGONE. -dying-
ꙮ [loud cackling]
No, if we’re anti gone, we’re just here!
even if you gave Ice more arete
: sighs
Teo, stop Hectoring her.
dying at this chat lmaos
… okay that was really good pads I can’t even be sad about that pun
It was bound to happen. Antigone jokes are a foregone conclusion.
Aren’t those Cassandra jokes?
ꙮ [face in hands]
You wouldn’t believe it if I said yes!
Cassandra jokes are generally incomprehensible until after the fact
Teo, Cat, I’m Apollo-ed.
No, you’re no lyre
I’m Dionysius-ing reading all this
Yeah, we should get Bacchus to the scene, shouldn’t we
Actually Dragon, if Salme asked Aurelius to teach her that pocket dimension trick, how much arete would it cost assuming he was willing to teach her
Aren’t y’all Artemissing the point here?
y’all loki insane
FENNNNNNN
FENRYR.
MY HERO
YES??
I WILL BEAT YOU UNTIL YOU’RE THOR.
He won’t even shed a Tyr
1 arete for Teo, 2 arete for Fen, (rotating) how I feel about Hachi changing mythological genre
Hachi’s was real good
you go to war with the army you have
Listen, so what, we’re syncretic!
ꙮ Aurelius how much did I make you spend for the Arete in the first place?
Pads and I are dangerous to be in the same chat room when it’s pun time.
?
YES HE TOUCHED THE MUD
ꙮ in the middle of the pun storm Salme asked how much it would cost for her to learn that trick
WELL I MEAN THE GREEK PANTHEON WAS ALREADY INHERENTLY SYNCRETIC BECAUSE OF THE NATURE OF GOD-BORROWING+GOD-SHARING AND “GREEKNESS” BEING A POST-DARK AGE INVENT–
MUD DRINKERS LET’S FUCKIN’ GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh uhh….
: -stage whisper- NEEEERD.*
[god sharing] is in my ao3 whitelist
I think it was 2 Arete, as an extension of always prepared.
ꙮ hm yeah. I might make it cost more than 2 arete then
♪ Now playing: Epitaph for a Drowning World · queued by The Dragon
3 seems perfectly reasonable
that’s fine she doesn’t need it she’s just starting to carry a lot of shit
- You hear — and your Star hears — a song, echoing from the stillness: Epitaph for a Drowning World
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YES BLUE TEXT
Salme - feel free to offload packs onto the robot
oh it’s not unlocked yet rip
noted, teo
also what language is this?
The point of the giant camp pack is that Unua can easily carry everyone’s stuff
Ancient Greek! And it’s actually me singing it!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT
Heyyyyy nice job!
FUCK WHAT
I thought it was you singing it!!!
:O
HOLY SHIT
nice
I learned how to use a DAW for this!
:OOO
hell yeah
ꙮ i love you so fucking much <3
every time I’m on VC with you I’m like “woaw Kuz has a nice voice” and then
I just recorded Teak’s song in Audacity and sung over it, lol
WAOW
ꙮ waow
<3
wait teo you also sung your own song????
No, but I could
I did a cover of Altan Arslan
Oh dang, man. Both of you!
because low songs are good for Teos
a-and you didn’t share it?
Idk
It isn’t perfect yet?
is art ever perfect?
>.> I keep buggin’ Teak to write a song they want me to sing. -grins-
Lmao asking the wrong guy
Sins - fucking hell yeah dude
♪ Now playing: Epitaph for a Drowning World · queued by Unua? The Clockwork Knight
Trivia: this is actually the oldest complete musical piece in the world, the Seikilos Epitaph, and the bluetext lyrics are the actual translation. Complete musical piece in that we have both the text of the lyrics and the musical notation and it’s the full song
That’s some dope trivia
ꙮ I need to pee before the next scene hits brb
no worries, I need to listen to this again
FUCK I was wondering if this was the Seikilos Epitaph
are you both voices, Kuz?
hell yeah
: screams THIS IS SO FUCKING COOOOOOOOL SCREAMS
I’m both voices and tbh I just kinda improvised the harmonies
and now I have actually heard the Seikilos Epitaph
i assume two voiced because archie and guy on other side?
it could be that or it could be basically part of the Ancient magic, like a lock giving slight resistance which lets you know the key is turning. Looking forward to finding out which!
oh I was assuming the epitaph had harmonies but that’s … probably more likely
Kuz sometime I am going to grab you and just make you talk to me about cool stuff
ꙮ ok back
ꙮ i STRONGLY endorse this plan btw
awwww yeah otter boyfriend queued up
Nah, the epitaph only has one melodic line, I improvised harmonies because I wanted to elaborate on it more. If I had more time I was gonna add like six harmonies one at a time Hymn of the Faith style but I ended up having to do this in like three hours because I underestimated how long it would take to just get comfy with the software
<me> seikilos epitaph seikilos epitaph seikilos epitaph
dang
if we had emoji I would be posting the star struck emoji and running in circles around you going “cool! cool! cool! CUTE! cool!”
aww, thanks! I was really eager to surprise y’all with this and also there’s a world where this isn’t the last time I contribute either a cover or an original piece to the soundtrack
:O
:O
fuck yeah
I’ve been meaning to get my viola out and try to Learn Some of the Songs but also. Lol. Lmao.
do ittttt
Sanctuary cover band
me, quietly trying to find out if the church I went to as a kid will let me borrow their organ again,
!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you listened to the interstellar soundtrack? (mixed feelings on the movie, but the Organ As The Voice of the Universe rewired my brain)
Hospitals are usually better bets for organs. But they’re not usually a borrow kind of deal
Worse, you could end up with an administrative organ.
2 kinds of people: cool (me) and pun-makers (… others)
I am offend!
I’m sorry, you joined in, like ten minutes ago, don’t even with me.
I have no memory of this. Must be the ADHD
every organ in your body is borrowed, ultimately. And I have and it’s real good! Not to tip my hand too much but I thought it might make a good theme for the Liminal Library
:EYESBLUR:
Or was that Dionysus pun just you wine-ing?
Sorry I forgot what pun?
I think you might be…a lyre.
Elsewhere (Discord flavor)
hmm doesn’t sound like me
Sounds like a river in Egypt to me
dat’s the password
♪ Now playing: Dóchas thar Eagla · queued by The Dragon
- You hear — and your Star hears — a song, echoing from the stillness: Dóchas thar Eagla
We feast in soundtrack tonight
ooooh
Look at you dropping the song title
: “WE ARE RESEARCH ASSISTANTS!”
fyi the text behaves a bit fucky if you use a resonance for the entire post rather than just in quotation marks for the speech itself
ah you got it
yeahhh I’m just gonna live with ninja editing it right after posting
Agh, can I edit that? The PLAYER forgot the plan
I’m sorry, it’s been some days
fwiw I did too until it was mentioned so you are not alone on that
I’d be cool with it, either works! I think it’s going to turn into a fun character moment though so I think it’s alright, Archie arriving and immediately being Stressed is hilarious
ꙮ Wolf’s post and Unua’s response never happened; allowing reposts
Naw, like…it would not be in character for Wolf to fuck with the plan like that
gotcha, makes sense!
That was me-the-Padfoot forgetting there was a plan.
ꙮ Archie’s response still makes sense though lol
I deleted it to the best of my ability, though in hindsight, it totally does lol
ꙮ lyrics for Dochas thar Eagla and the Epitaph have been unlocked
I’M GONNA WEAR A GAKURAN
OR WORSE
CK wondering why the giant robot needs clothes. It’s not gonna make them blend in.
What’s a gakuran??
gunna slather you in shimmering blue paint and just call you a particularly escentric naiad
Lolol
Wolf, internally: “Wait, what’s wrong with my clothes?”
gakuran is the very specific imagery of “Anime High School Male MC Uniform”
80s style in particular. Black, high collar.
Ahh, gotcha.
but I’m conflicted
OUTFIT CHANGEEEEE
aurelius rapidly looking back and forth between archie and caian, DESPERATELY trying to figure out where on the High Tech - Fantasy sliding scale samudra falls on and failing
opening the pamphlet, ‘hmm maybe more examples will help,’ land on Arcanist entry, throw hands in air.
magiscience is my fave
I’m imagining Salme doing an outfit change à la Sailor Moon transformation.
oh if only she could
stick her in a sailor fuku
YES
ꙮ fjhfghdughig
ok I could not do a bosozoku setup because I already scribbled down all teh weird shit that would be written along it and that’s too Thought-ening
Awoken thirst traps Samudra to a water grave
Wolf: “Huh. Someone hammered half an onze of self-awareness into Aury’s head.”
Aury metagames to get Cool Sekrets. Awa metagames to get Outfits
ꙮ bwahahah
hai, wolf-senpai
Wolf metagames because…he sees…sad dragons?
and I eat rocks
Nice
Wolf is a sad dragon magnet this is true
Better than a bad dragon magnet.
I am delighted by bb mini swift, Salme is kinda wondering about the opsec element considering that lil guy is gonna cause a lot of questions
I had honestly misread that to that phrasing pads but kept mum about it lmao
Fiends!
Better still than a bad dragon magnate
No, friends. You’re missing a letter again, Ice.
Fiends can look like a whole bunch of things and also it’s smol enough and smart enough to hide from unwanted attention on its own probably
oic
the fun thing about the academy in practice, and Caion will snark about this if he can stop being gay long enough to have a coherent thought, is that if you go “eh it’s someone’s thesis don’t worry about it” the academy is ASTOUNDINGLY blase about things they should, perhaps, not be blase about, but he will flagrantly use this to his advantage
but the payoff for Archie taking every possible spare moment to go secretly study swift anatomy and behavior is finally here! Boyfriend gets a pet!
‘secretly’ my third nipple we could witness wrestling in a swift pile from the window at the inn
the studying was the secret part at least lol
‘where did you find all these furless khustaka anyway“ “tragic lab accident solemn stare into the distance*”
<teak> Caion will snark about this if he can stop being gay long enough to have a coherent thought
hahahah
he’s played by you what are the chances here
damn
gottem
+1 point for Catherine
[smugly wiggling]
You can’t smugly wiggle, that’s Teak’s schtick!
fine! [smugly self-satisfied from praise]
not as cute
can she smigly wuggle?
ogod we can still get the bends
It’s probably just your ears popping really bad
the Academy thought far enough ahead to make sure the full-on bends wouldn’t be a concern, yeah, but it’s more like the most intense ear popping ever
That definitely makes sense but my mind also immediately went where hachi’s did too lol
also like. was there a place to use the toilet in the ziggurat in the void? have we all been holding it for a day?
when she seas the water, eh?
SOMETIMES WE TYPO
SOMETIMES YOU PUN
♪ Now playing: That Which The Ocean Holds · queued by Caion, the Emissary
- You hear — and your Star hears — a song, echoing from the stillness: That Which The Ocean Holds
the legendary toilet at the end of the worlds
obviously exists
[liminal gnosis]
This one is very Hollow Knight. Big fan.
ogod your color fell off
test :E
I squeezed his hand so hard the blue fell off of his text
Teak, you should really go blue yourself :P
ps I’m assuming this isn’t fresh water
yes pls do not drink if you’re at risk of dehydration
also digging this song
oh god sudden strings out of no where 2/3rds in
yesssss what a good drop
This is totally what I imagined Samudra sounding like tbh
ꙮ [wags]
Samudra sounds like City of Tears, got it
very gj evoking the Sublime Beauty of the Ocean that will Crush You and Hold You Forever
yessss
question - who else would like an invocation outfit change? Technically nobody needs one but I’ve been conditioned by XIV to feel like the start of any new adventure deserves a cool change of gear!
Good thing we have a sealed space for insert scenes this week
one person changed, that’s good enough for 14!
one person changed, that’s good enough for 14!
♪ Now playing: That Which The Ocean Holds · queued by Unua? The Clockwork Knight
: “It’s probably not a terribly practical solution, either, but, y’know.”
and we’re back
(I will now need an outfit change for every world, thx)
anyway while i WAS making the 14 joke, archie’s already got the materials on hand and this is the one world we SHOULD blend into, so, definitely up for it
Same, it’s real good
We’re fading out on the scene there, yeah?
also while i will NOT be doing this the temptation to go “obviously i am wearing an otter mascot suit, in true callyx form” is Very Strong
ꙮ pffffff god
Excellent
yeah I assumed that was the fade out
Thanks for the session!!
thank you for running TEAKWODO
ꙮ and yeah fade out there, scene switching is still noticeably lagging for me
thank you for the session!!!
Thank youuuuu
It was a lovely time tonight!
thanks for the SHORT SESSION, TEAKWOOD
ꙮ NOT MY FAULT YALL YAP A BUNCH
<3
love a good yappin…………………………………..
this was a short session! we maybe even ended in a timely manner
ꙮ i will bite all of you. lovingly.
it actually was on the shorter end esp factoring in the later start fwiw but also lol
yeah I was actually being sincere?
but also
as a #1 yapper
I am Part of the Problem
it’s CAION just as a font check, right?
yeah C A I O N
also god this is a lot of songs will do this. Later.
ꙮ hahaha