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Elsewhere - Week of March 23, 2026

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Aurelius

oooh, wyrd wolf hours

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Aurelius

also deeply curious how wolf avoids the [DRAGON FEEDBACK] but i suspect using techniques innate to the world and probably being born with an costume tuner for it instead of alien ones without one helps a lot there, lol

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The Wolf-Priest

-blinks- What dragon feedback?

ꙮ Aurelius tried to do a Shenanigan that is, in some way, similar to what Wolf is doing right now and got INCREDIBLY nasty static in the attic on channel Z when he tried it

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Aurelius

Oh man. In one of the earlier side scenes with Salme, Aurelius tried doing something similar to what Wolf’s doing - going into a kind of Space Between Worlds Without Form - using a technique Jorule’s familiar with, but he got hit with a MASSIVE amount of [Every Sensation Possible All At Once] feedback that was mildly painful/distressing and made using the technique impossible

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Aurelius

as was, for the first time in a log, marked by THE DRAGON and not the 10eye symbol/nothing

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The Wolf-Priest

You’d have to apply to God for a real answer, but I suspect the difference is Wolf doing something that’s innate to him and not, ah, trying to get hacky with reality.

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Aurelius

yeah that’s my best guess too

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Aurelius

(esp since we’ve done similar but less blatant things with gnosis.)

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Aurelius

…the hierophant????

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Aurelius

can’t decide if i like or hate that the lines don’t all pulsate in time, lolf

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Aurelius

oh i guess they do if you tab out and then back

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Aurelius

interesting

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Aurelius

wolf i am DELIGHTED to inform you that you are, in fact, exactly as weird as everyone else in the party.

ꙮ hahahahaha

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The Wolf-Priest

Bwahahaha what makes you say that?

ꙮ aaaaand scene. :D

ꙮ you are a delight

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The Awoken

WOLF SCENE

ꙮ WOLF SCENE

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The Awoken

and i’mmmmm hungry for the woooooooooooolf

ꙮ hi welcome back I’m glad your internet unshat the bed

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Aurelius

Wolf did the thing!!

ꙮ wolf did the thing!!

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The Awoken

i am excite to find out what thing!!!

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The Wolf-Priest

I still wanna know why he’s just as weird as everyone else!

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Aurelius

oh because he did the thing aurelius was trying to do, with no issues what so ever, and not only did it effortlessly but made contact with someone he doesn’t even know (question mark????) which is MUCH harder

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The Wolf-Priest

Ahh, see, but that’s the thing. =3

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The Wolf-Priest

He wasn’t TRYING to.

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Aurelius

yeah that’s why it’s impressive and weird :D

ꙮ hahahaha

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Aurelius

(though the idea of wolf potentially being like ‘is that not how everyone has dreams???’ is equally as amusing)

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Ooooooh thst was cool

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The Wolf-Priest

I highly doubt that’s anything resembling a regular occurrence for him, but it’s a…strangeness and a mysticism he has a framework for?

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Aurelius

ye

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The Wolf-Priest

Y’all doing weird mystical bullshit on purpose because you want to is what he finds weird.

ꙮ gahahahah

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Aurelius

hahahahah

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The Wolf-Priest

This? This is just yeresh shit. Sometimes you have a dream about a sad (not bad) dragon and you try and sing at him and end up speaking truths at him to make him feel better.

ꙮ As one does

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Aurelius

as one does

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The Wolf-Priest

Exactly! As one does.

ꙮ [cackles]

ꙮ sorry if anyone was actively reading the scene, I wanted to archive it so Ice wouldn’t yell at me

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Aurelius

lolf

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Aurelius

it stays open until they tab out!

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The Awoken

yeh I finished reading it

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The Awoken

Sun’s angry and it heard you

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The Wolf-Priest

Sun can fight me.

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The Awoken

almachadtains sure love fighting mystical bullshit

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The Awoken

(I mean, I’m here for it)

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The Wolf-Priest

Listen, if something hates you and wants you to die, you fight it! That’s not Almachadtan bullshit, that’s just common sense.

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Aurelius

Salme and Wolf staring in this summer’s latest action-thriller: Angry Sun Must Die

  • The Wolf-Priest has gained 2 Arete, and now has 4.
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Hsieoañth, Courtyard Lightdrinker

pokes icecylee

♪ Now playing: The Angel of Darkness · queued by Aurelius

ꙮ <3

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Aurelius

shit posting my way into getting a theme song for a 20 year old character def one of the funniest things about sanct

ꙮ gwahahahah

♪ Now playing: Adrift Amidst Strange Paths · queued by Unua? The Clockwork Knight

♪ Now playing: All Aboard the Liminal Express · queued by Unua? The Clockwork Knight

ꙮ god pound it website i want to get jumpscared by my own OST when people play it, don’t hide this from me

ꙮ also hi

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Greetings

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Aurelius

EXTREMELY funny hearing adrift start while doing the 14 easter event lmao

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

TRAIN TIME

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Aurelius

it’s ok it hit me at least teak :D

♪ Now playing: On the Obsidian Road · queued by Salme, The Sword-Saint

ꙮ gahahahah

♪ Now playing: Solitude ~ Roots that Touch All, but Reach None · queued by Salme, The Sword-Saint

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

site flickered and ate post :(

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

wait post got unate

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Yeah, that’s happened a few times to me - switching scenes restores it

ꙮ god every time posts get un-eaten I feel like a million fucking bucks

ꙮ i am doing Many Shenanigan to try and make sure posts never ever get eaten and it’s so satisfying that the shenanigans worked

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

That’s a lot of deer there, dragon

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Aurelius

it IS very cool when i don’t* lose a post it’s true

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Aurelius

also both of them, constantly, ‘it’s fine don’t worry about it.’ occasionally even joking about it. but still: What If It Wasn’t

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

look, Salme’s like “Aury’s already got a lot of memories rattling around in there he probably didn’t need THOSE TOO” let her worry.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

she’s like “he’s delicate”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

awoken is also delicate too

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

her delicate boyfriends

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Aurelius

soft and fragile

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

like venetian glass

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

if she knew what venice was

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

If you stare into the sun-room any more, gonna be more like venetian blinds

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

it’s fine she’ll find a way through to the sun

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Aurelius

spear of darkness emoji

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

explain?

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Aurelius

that’s how you’d get through a sun, with a spear of anti-sun

ꙮ thats what jorule calls hi-[dragged offstage with a vaudeville hook]

ꙮ i love this robot ;~;

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

fucking crying

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

SAME

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The Wolf-Priest

You two are lovely.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also Salme is like “wait you can just … pick people you like and then … hang out with them forever” but I know it is teo sleepytime so I think a couple more beats and we should wrap up

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

: “forever”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “until you die” w/e

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I was complaining earlier to teak that giving the middle school teacher the “Undying robot that’s outlived their people” was a cruel trick. I stand by it.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “my clan” a bunch of snotty 12 year olds

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I unabashedly love my idiot children. I am a wreck every june.

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

But GOD they are dumb

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

hahahaha

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

: “Mr. G - why didn’t they print this sign in English?” points to a bilingual sign, where the English is printed first and in a bigger font

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

askfllds;kjsdf

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

There are like ten students angry at me for being out sick, because they couldn’t leave their study hall to hang out in my room yesterday

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

scene!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lololol oh so you’re the Cool Teacher

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Oh very much so

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

scene

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Thanks for a great scene and making me make me cry

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I am the Cool Teacher because I treat my students like humans that I care about. The Knight is not a huge stretch for me here.

ꙮ hauuauuuauu you guys <3

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

OOOOH KILLER ENDNOTE

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Aurelius

what was he making a sword out of

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I think the sword they got on almachadta?

♪ Now playing: The Rite · queued by Salme, The Sword-Saint

♪ Now playing: Centrelight Komorebi · queued by Salme, The Sword-Saint

♪ Now playing: Sertse B’yetsya, B’yetsya, B’yetsya · queued by Salme, The Sword-Saint

♪ Now playing: I Am, Also, This · queued by Salme, The Sword-Saint

♪ Now playing: On the Obsidian Road · queued by Salme, The Sword-Saint

♪ Now playing: Altan Arslan · queued by Salme, The Sword-Saint

♪ Now playing: The Angel of Darkness · queued by Salme, The Sword-Saint

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Aurelius

lol, lmao

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Aurelius

the TIMING on this scene existing

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Aurelius

god i hope that was a thing kuz suggested and not you b/c it being coincidental is so much funnier

ꙮ Circumstantial simultaneity, baybee

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Aurelius

love it

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Aurelius

gunna need to find a box to put casim in to figure this one out i fear

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Ĉasid, the Little Hunter

mews :(

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Aurelius

damn, takin’ a big swing at ‘em

ꙮ <3

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The Archivist/Archie

Ascension!!!

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The Wolf-Priest

I’m going to have bigger dice in everything BUT Flourishing.

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The Awoken

ok now that my keyboard is behaving I can read this scene now

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Aurelius

sorry awoken i have bad news

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Aurelius

you are no longer the second most meta

ꙮ I’m So Meta Even This Acronym

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The Awoken

he doesn’t even want to be meta!! he just wants to be extra!!

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Aurelius

ugh i dont wanna figure out what that’s an acronym for

ꙮ gahahaha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oooh Content

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The Archivist/Archie

Aaaa my post got eaten, sorry, one sec

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The Archivist/Archie

Oh wait no there it is again, weird

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Aurelius

yeah it goes out of its way to make sure text inputs don’t get lost if anything flickers

ꙮ a post got eaten earlier and i have been trying to figure out how >:(

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The Archivist/Archie

Is there a character limit? I keep trying to post a thing and it keeps going away like it sent and them reappearing in the text input box

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Aurelius

oh that’s wild since i’ve even been jumpscared by a dumb thought i decided not to send to teak in a backchannel like a day or two later after closing my browser lol

ꙮ there…. shouldn’t be to my knowledge. try pasting chunks of it into backchannel with me maybe and see if there’s a particular segment of it that’s causing a problem?

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Aurelius

hmm i do have a vague memory of trying to test the text limit but do not recall what exactly happened

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Aurelius

mfw didn’t even switch actors, fake dragon

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Aurelius

squint

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Aurelius

well my suspicion that the Stars had some Overlapping Secrets seems pretty well founded now lol

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The Archivist/Archie

Tbh a lot of this is me as a player spinning out my own thoughts and theories, so not necessarily!

ꙮ Otters Gonna Ott

  • The Archivist/Archie has gained 1 Arete, and now has 3.

ꙮ for finding an EXTREMELY funny bug

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Aurelius

yeah I was careful not to claim For Certain, but

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Aurelius

I do know what my secret is and it’s not “being possessed by another angel” (that’s just a fun bonus)

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Aurelius

and someone else knowing my secret would be the easiest explanation for why they’d do some of the very specific things aurelius has also done but no one else has, at least lol

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Aurelius

otoh perhaps we simply failed to keep archie out of the cocain after all……………………. who knows

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Aurelius

(and I’m still convinced at least One Person On Each World knew their world was dying >>)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

the arcanist of samudra also mentions the truth that burns on the old wiki

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

iirc

ꙮ Correct. (There’s more than just the one Truth-that-burns, just like there’s more than just the one fire, even if they are all fire.)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(love archie talking to the narrtext so much)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lol I guess yeah it depends on what you’re made of. different truths will burn different.

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Aurelius

hmm oh you mean implied, not, direct word for word prob

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

cuuute this scene is so cute

ꙮ CUTE

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

CUTE

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The Archivist/Archie

Thank you for the scene!! It was super fun and cute and good

ꙮ Thank you both for participating :D

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Aurelius

sorry wolf you’re not just weird but you can’t claim to be a perfectly ordinary country doctor anymore now either :(

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The Wolf-Priest

-snorts-

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Aurelius

also this scene in particular was Very Funny To Me b/c like, two days ago? i was talking to teak about how funny it was the narrator had only ever directly talked to aurelius before, and he goes ‘yeah that’s cause no one else had said hello to them yet!’ with a chortle

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Aurelius

and now we’re here lol

ꙮ and now we’re here!!

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The Archivist/Archie

I’ll put out there now that the “apocalypse” thing, the theory about the worlds having been unified, the theory about the Architect having encountered the Ancients, and the theory about what happens when the worlds are unified are all entirely my own and if any of it happens to line up with info other players have or are receiving then I’m just Cool Like That, I Guess

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Aurelius

oh yeah no it was

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Aurelius

100% the thing with you having a casual conversation with the narrator

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Aurelius

hahaha

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Aurelius

tho it does seem to line up with Wolf Stuff

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The Archivist/Archie

The worlds having been unified I do have stronger textual evidence for/it’s been spelled out for me a bit in various places but the rest is me spinning my narrative gears

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The Archivist/Archie

Originally I imagined two separate scenes, one with Wolf and one that I pitched to Teak as “a mildly delirious Archie breaks the fourth wall/decides to use god as a rubber duck”

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The Dragon

hellυ, how are yoυ all doing this lovely eυening?

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The Dragon

ok great

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The Dragon

what an IMMENSELY stupid bug that was

ꙮ [cackling at that description] Yes

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Aurelius

Weird Letters Strike Again

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

it’s all greek

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

i figured the worlds being unified once was … a theory most of us had?

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The Dragon

SPECIFICALLY THE LETTER υ although apparently there are a couple of other unicode codepoints that would have fucked me in the ass in the same way, lol. i FIXED IT NOW RAARGH

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

it seens to add up

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The Dragon

but it WORKED in narrtext mode, which is inexpressibly fucking funny to me

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The Dragon

and led to the extremely stupid on the fly work around of “let me say the word and you continue” which was funnier than any other way of doing that could have possibly been

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Aurelius

yes

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The Dragon

SOMETIMES… the glitches… are diegetic after all

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

shit omg Wolf you need to give narrtext a talking to

ꙮ what’d i do ;_;

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Aurelius

it’s hard being a Sage, man

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The Dragon

it’s hard and nobody understands ;_;

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Aurelius

pat pat

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah definitely no one else GMs

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The Dragon

that was supposed to be narrtext but whatever this is OOC chat

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Aurelius

there’s LAYERS to that one

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The Dragon

fingerguns

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Aurelius

fingerguns

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Aurelius

SORRY PERSON WHOM I CANNOT USE THE NAME OF, you don’t get a tag in the archives

ꙮ if you added “narrator” to that log you’d have to add it to all the logs, it’d be a big mess, don’t worry about it,

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Aurelius

yeah exactly

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Aurelius

wait a damn second

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Aurelius

DRAGON

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Aurelius

where did that second ??? come from

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Aurelius

you can’t just keep dragging those into the house without warning!

ꙮ What an excellent question!

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Aurelius

:|

ꙮ =D

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Woooo otterscene

ꙮ OTTER SCENE

ꙮ it was so good

  • The Archivist/Archie has gained 1 Arete, and now has 4.
  • The Wolf-Priest has gained 1 Arete, and now has 3.

ꙮ Yay, everything seems to work from my laptop

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Aurelius

huzzah keyboard

ꙮ Discord isn’t working on my laptop for love or money, though, so that’s less than ideal

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Aurelius

that is bizzare

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Aurelius

even the web browser mode?

ꙮ yup! lol

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Aurelius

insane

♪ Now playing: Sanctuary · queued by The Dragon

ꙮ Just making sure that works on my laptop properly. >.>

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Aurelius

i wonder if it’s like stuck in Work Mode with discord banned altho it’s hard to imagine that being a problem for you like it could be for a twin lol

ꙮ lol i sure hope not this is my personal laptop….

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Aurelius

even more bizzare

ꙮ truly

♪ Now playing: Solitude ~ Roots that Touch All, but Reach None · queued by The Awoken

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The Awoken

btw teakwood I am going to call you out, specifically you, because honestly

ꙮ what’d I do

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The Awoken

your narrative wordweaving and consideration is top notch

ꙮ [squeaks]

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The Awoken

reading Beside the Portal and really, from “It starts with your eyes unfocusing in a very particular way .. But that’s not what set it to its fury.” is a joy to gnaw on and roll over

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The Awoken

(from -> that whole passage)

ꙮ [grin]

ꙮ ilu too, nerd

ꙮ testing 🙧

ꙮ Oh that’s exciting, that… glyph is mysteriously unavailable on this machine

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Aurelius

did parse fine for us tho

ꙮ ⁂ is this one fine

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Aurelius

yes

ꙮ That was me testing it for me on my laptop to be fair lol but. that’s so goofy why is that glyph not available

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The Awoken

test

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The Awoken

someone respond that they see this message

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Aurelius

ok

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The Awoken

my connection is doing this thing where the DNS likes to not connect to sanctuary

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The Awoken

however, it’s only on new tabs

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The Awoken

this tab has stayed open and so long as it is still good for communication, I’m good

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The Awoken

I just can’t open any new tabs

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The Awoken

which is like… admittedly a problem if we need to Rite (largely suspect we won’t though)

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The Awoken

and then sometimes, it works fine

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The Awoken

tabs loading normally now

ꙮ baffling D:

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Aurelius

note to self to not attempt to murder awoken this session

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The Awoken

<3

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Aurelius

<3

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The Archivist/Archie

Hello yes I am on a bus home because I fucked up the timing but I’m here!

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Aurelius

angel of darkness being ABOVE altan arslan now because you keep adding stuff to disc one is Very Lol btw

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

🙧

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

lowercase works for meee

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The Awoken

🙧

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The Awoken

same

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The Archivist/Archie

🙧

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The Archivist/Archie

Nice!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

🙧 🙧

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

both work on computer proper

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

<icecylee> note to self to not attempt to murder awoken this session

what did he do that would need murder?

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The Awoken

he was just gonna do it for funsies

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Aurelius

wdym we were talking about NOT murdering him

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

you know I’d find it funny if Aury was as bad at MAKING Awoken mad as he is at NOT MAKING Awoken mad

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

or “Awomken” as I typed

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Aurelius

awomken

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

awombken < different genre

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The Awoken

in that genre, ΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩ has a completely different meaning

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

YEAH I KNOW

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

THAT’S WHY I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE REMINDED

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

as any time I want to read fanfic of anything ever I’m dodging omegaverse stuff like I’m in a bullet hell game

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The Awoken

lolf

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Aurelius

think of how much safer you’d be if you simply embraced it tho

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

but it’s like … 5 of my person squicks in trenchcoat + some biopolitics I find truly like. not squicky but just … weird?

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The Awoken

: “safer” is probably the funniest word to use in that slot

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Aurelius

yeah i’m a comedian

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

is this your coming out as a big omegaverse fan?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(also no hate to people who love it; many dear friends love it. It is just Not For Me in sort of … almost a laboratory designed way)

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Aurelius

i would definitely not describe myself as such lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

it’s okay if you would, Ice

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

we accept each other here

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

this is a Safe Space

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The Awoken

: “I’ll stick with my ‘genetic substrate mixed into giant pails’ tyvm”

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Aurelius

oh good wouldn’t want to worry about the awoken giving birth in an unsafe space

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The Awoken

samudra has designated spaces for that, or so I wantonly misheard from archie

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: nods wisely ah so Aurelius wants to get Awa pregnant okay I see

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The Awoken

that’s what the disclamer was at the beginning about not killing awoken

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The Awoken

: “ok good there’s a safe space because it can’t happen in the Rite room because hachi can’t load it”

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Aurelius

look at what happens when you eat dinner later teakwood

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

okay but like

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

if you DO go into the rite

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

with the stakes being “whoever wins gets the loser pregnant” even if the loser doesn’t have the plumping to support a child

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

What would HAPPEN?

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The Awoken

life, uh, finds a way

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The Awoken

also don’t give SQ any ideas

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Aurelius

then the rite produces a custom doujin, Just For You

ꙮ i need you all to know

ꙮ that i very nearly just choked to death laughing at backscroll

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Aurelius

I Had A Good Feeling

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

part of me wants to joke about Salme being the only one who’s going to knock Aurelius up, and part of me can’t make that joke without making extremely clear my Anti-Breeding Kink position

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also Dragon I genuinely DO want an answer to that rite question

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Aurelius

alas, poor icarus

ꙮ [physically dying]

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The Awoken

GORL

ꙮ Padfoot and/or Fenryr please confirm the precarity of my continued existence in this moment

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

hi furry dinner club welcome to the Weird Zone

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The Wolf-Priest

My brain, still exhausted from rugby scrimmages this morning: “It’s a knock ON, not a knock UP.*

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Aurelius

please dont make teakwood type “sorry, best i can do is a doll made out of semen” IC kat

Lupine Observer

I regret that I cannot share the black cocoa/pomegranate cupcakes I made that Padfoot and Teak just got to try. They about had a religious experience!

ꙮ YES oh my god

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The Wolf-Priest

: “About” had?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I am curious how you decided that would be the best Teakwood could do, Ice

ꙮ yeah no that was straight up a religious experience

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

… I want cupcakes

Lupine Observer

You know I downplay the effect I have on people?!

ꙮ yes that’s why i am clarifying, wolf

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The Awoken

: pomegranate

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

part of me is like “if I have to physically travel to Ohio in April I’m gonna make Fen bring me cupcakes”

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Hahahaha

♪ Now playing: Sanctuary · queued by The Dragon

Lupine Observer

If you are ever gonna be in/near Columbus, please let me know , and I will get you cupcakes!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

My court date for finalizing The Divorce is April 16. Still haven’t heard if I have to be in person or if I can remote in, but if it’s in person I might be “I want divorce cupcakes”

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The Wolf-Priest

I think that’s a very fair thing to want.

Lupine Observer

If it has to be in person, I will absolutely make you divorce cupcakes!

ꙮ aight nerds, scene’s up

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

excuse you I was dropping tragic katlore

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Salma

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I’m keeping a tally

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

if he hits 10 in any given scene can I get an arete?

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Aurelius

make a techne for it

ꙮ pfff

ꙮ la creatura!

  • The Wolf-Priest has attained unto the techné World-singer (Reduce the DC of any roll involving song or music by 2.)

ꙮ Why are my new post notifs being extra bratty today :E

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Aurelius

do you have it open twice somewhere

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The Awoken

chat reflects streamer code reflects creator

ꙮ pffffft

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The Archivist/Archie

AWWW

ꙮ lmao, everyone

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The Awoken

I want to say “ore?” and point at myself but idk if teak wants Yet Another Language to handle

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Aurelius

lolf

ꙮ you got a face in hands, affectionate, “why is he like this” which is i hope what your heart fervently desired

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

LMAO

ꙮ WOLF LMAO

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The Archivist/Archie

Fucking excellent, Pads

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The Archivist/Archie

Good Bit

ꙮ [nod]

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The Wolf-Priest

Just wait until we do “Who’s on first”

ꙮ ”The Shenanigans Were Incidental: The Liminal Lunatics Story”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

it’s true

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The Archivist/Archie

in Archie’s world tablets are usually for breaking so he’s gonna solidly stand back and watch on this one unless instructed otherwise lmao

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Who Son First?

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Aurelius

v o i d f i e n d s

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Aurelius

honestly not an unreasonable expectation with aurelius involved

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The Wolf-Priest

TEO. -laughing-

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

:D

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

salme was going to let foxen explain but realized we’d be here the whole effing scene if he did

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Aurelius

BITCH ARE YOU USING THE ECHO SOUNDBITE

ꙮ it’s the fucking VFX from Myst when you enter an Age

ꙮ but it could also be the Echo VFX

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Aurelius

oic i don’t know the myst one

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Aurelius

hachi when did YOU see a sun

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Aurelius

was it when you destroyed your world

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The Awoken

what a good question, kana kana

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

theory increasing

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Aurelius

both said, 100% matter of factly with no distress in their voice

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The Archivist/Archie

as a pale person with SAD, Comfort Sun and Angy Sun is too real

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

CKnight is too good to pull the lever, but Reibello thinks the Knight can handle angy sun

ꙮ lawl

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Aurelius

everybody gangster till the flesh melts from their bones

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

What’s flesh, lol?

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Aurelius

the soft metal

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Salme also thinks she can handle angry sun

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

but must protect the rest of the party

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The Awoken

awoken wants to try it for funsies

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The Wolf-Priest

Wolf is, later, going to do VERY rash things with the angy sun.

ꙮ i am please looking forward to that

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The Archivist/Archie

wait this is so cute I just realized that this is the first time Archie has ever actually seen his constellation because Samudra clouds

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

OMG Archie be cute

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Aurelius

it was at this point aurelius realized he was actually the party member with the MOST sense of self preservation after all

ꙮ hahahah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

archie MIGHT

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

MIGHT

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

beat him

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Who needs self preservation?

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I’m a giant robot!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

<salme> I can handle anything

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

CK doesn’t need self-preservation. He needs the rest of you preservation

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

… the fascinating fact that CK and Salme have a non-zero amount of things in common, except CK is a giant robot and Salme is a squishable human

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Aurelius

was not expecting to unlock awoken trauma with this what a bonus

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Yeah, you should probably be more worried about you than you are

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I know, right?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Look, Salme got over some of her Issues which means she thinks she got over All of her Issues, she’s not smart

ꙮ lolf

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

lolf

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

In this episode, we discover Teakwood now has root on hachi’s box

ꙮ so suspicious, aury :(

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Aurelius

you got a History

ꙮ ;~;

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

<salme> hug for screaming sun. punches for loving sun

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Aurelius

ma’am :(

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

: “Well-adjusted”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

wolf is so cute

ꙮ YES

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “NOW I can be grumpy about this bullshit”

ꙮ padfoot gets to hear it every time i softly affectionately wheezelaugh at something wolf says, lol

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The Archivist/Archie

cuuute

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Aurelius

haha

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The Archivist/Archie

: (rotate) intensifies

ꙮ one (1) point to Aurelius for Actually Expressing Partial Uncertainty

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

WOLF EPITHET FOR SALME DROPS

ꙮ actually, shit,

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

DUDE FUCK YOU

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

HE DOESN’T NEED A BIGGER HEAD

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

LOL

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The Awoken

lolf

ꙮ [cackling irl]

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Aurelius

lmao

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

WHich character has a timepiece?

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The Archivist/Archie

I know it was previously established for Archie but I don’t remember if we established that he does have his or if he doesn’t. He does own one, in theory, somewhere

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Aurelius

I’ve referenced having a pocket watch before.

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The Awoken

time to get Actual Time Dilation numbers out of teakwood

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

trying to get actual numbers out of Teakwood

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

hahahahahahhaha

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Oh I’m not expecting a number

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

<hachi voice> shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

The Knight is, though

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

The absolute temptation to pick the group up and move them in 100 seconds

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

the resemblance to [ivory blood] is purely incidental, I assume

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Yep totally a coincidence there

ꙮ Purely incidental!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

wait I think we were supposed to get there was a SIGNIFICANT time delay?

ꙮ Time passes 1:1 inside the Liminal Library, but you are profoundly well-defended and not at risk.

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I ahve got to know what noise he made when he said ⁂

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Aurelius

[static]

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oh oops I misread

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

well Aurelius got to be wrong so worth it

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I really want you to mask up in there at some point, Salme, but not when we need to get to Samudra

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The Archivist/Archie

SALME AND ARCHIE, SITTING IN A TREE / H-U-G-G-I-N-G

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

she has hugged everyone EXCEPT archie and he Needs A Hug

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The Archivist/Archie

that’s actually Extremely True

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

ah hahhaha Salme Needs to mask up in there but also. is super weirded out about the duelist’s mask

ꙮ poor aurelius, giving the actual best available answer

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Wolf/Aury blackrom might actually happen at this rate

ꙮ you guys i was trying NOT to ship Wolf/Aury h—

ꙮ [solemn pawbump]

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

OOH I wonder if the bird or the lionfox was driving the bus just then

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The Wolf-Priest

Yeah, that’ll happen when Almachadta gets moons, God.

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Aurelius

i can tell you right now jorule DID find the logs and find the EXACT line he knew he read and got Even More Mad About It at least lmao

ꙮ lolf

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

salme yearns for a maternal figure

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Aurelius

(seeing someone else react to the narration with EQUAL annoyance def caught him by surprise tho)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Wolf/Jorule blackrom?

ꙮ oh G-d

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Aurelius

Lets Go Bet Up The Sage

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The Wolf-Priest

Wolf would jump off a cliff first.

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Aurelius

that isn’t a NO, strictly…………….

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The Wolf-Priest

Yes. Yes it IS.

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Aurelius

hahaha

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The Wolf-Priest

Wolf is annoyed at the narrator not so much because of the narrator in and of themselves but now that he’s hearing it, he is getting sucked into the metaphysical weirdo bullshit and it makes him grumpy.

ꙮ [pets Wolf gently]

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Aurelius

tragic

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The Wolf-Priest

Speak for yourself, birdboy!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

when I can next grab you for an insert scene Salme is gonna ask him about it

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Aurelius

there’s a time honored solution to relieving the exact stress you’re feeling, all it requires is a large stone, some tools, and a large interconnected network of caves…..

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The Wolf-Priest

Counterpoint: He could grab a rock and beat Jorule with it and that would also work.

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Dwarf Fortress?!

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Aurelius

i don’t think that would stop him from parsing the narration but i supposed we haven’t TIRED to know for SURE yet….

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

me, again with a weird frame of reference: Oh like how the ancient greeks would bury someone alive to ritually murder them so they didn’t have to confront the unclean act of spilling blood?

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The Wolf-Priest

No, but it would probably stop him from annoying Wolf.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

are we gonna Antigone Teak?

ꙮ Catherine ilu so much

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Seeing people being aware of narrtext is interesting

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Anteakgone?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

<3 ilu2

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The Wolf-Priest

ANTEAKGONE. -dying-

ꙮ [loud cackling]

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

No, if we’re anti gone, we’re just here!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

even if you gave Ice more arete

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: sighs

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The Wolf-Priest

Teo, stop Hectoring her.

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The Awoken

dying at this chat lmaos

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

… okay that was really good pads I can’t even be sad about that pun

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

It was bound to happen. Antigone jokes are a foregone conclusion.

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The Wolf-Priest

Aren’t those Cassandra jokes?

ꙮ [face in hands]

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

You wouldn’t believe it if I said yes!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Cassandra jokes are generally incomprehensible until after the fact

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The Wolf-Priest

Teo, Cat, I’m Apollo-ed.

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

No, you’re no lyre

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I’m Dionysius-ing reading all this

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Yeah, we should get Bacchus to the scene, shouldn’t we

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Actually Dragon, if Salme asked Aurelius to teach her that pocket dimension trick, how much arete would it cost assuming he was willing to teach her

Lupine Observer

Aren’t y’all Artemissing the point here?

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The Awoken

y’all loki insane

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

FENNNNNNN

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The Wolf-Priest

FENRYR.

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

MY HERO

Lupine Observer

YES??

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The Wolf-Priest

I WILL BEAT YOU UNTIL YOU’RE THOR.

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

He won’t even shed a Tyr

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

1 arete for Teo, 2 arete for Fen, (rotating) how I feel about Hachi changing mythological genre

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Hachi’s was real good

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The Awoken

you go to war with the army you have

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The Wolf-Priest

Listen, so what, we’re syncretic!

ꙮ Aurelius how much did I make you spend for the Arete in the first place?

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Pads and I are dangerous to be in the same chat room when it’s pun time.

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Aurelius

?

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The Awoken

YES HE TOUCHED THE MUD

ꙮ in the middle of the pun storm Salme asked how much it would cost for her to learn that trick

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

WELL I MEAN THE GREEK PANTHEON WAS ALREADY INHERENTLY SYNCRETIC BECAUSE OF THE NATURE OF GOD-BORROWING+GOD-SHARING AND “GREEKNESS” BEING A POST-DARK AGE INVENT–

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The Awoken

MUD DRINKERS LET’S FUCKIN’ GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Aurelius

oh uhh….

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The Wolf-Priest

: -stage whisper- NEEEERD.*

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The Awoken

[god sharing] is in my ao3 whitelist

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Aurelius

I think it was 2 Arete, as an extension of always prepared.

ꙮ hm yeah. I might make it cost more than 2 arete then

♪ Now playing: Epitaph for a Drowning World · queued by The Dragon

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Aurelius

3 seems perfectly reasonable

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

that’s fine she doesn’t need it she’s just starting to carry a lot of shit

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Awoken

FUCK YES BLUE TEXT

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Salme - feel free to offload packs onto the robot

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Aurelius

oh it’s not unlocked yet rip

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

noted, teo

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also what language is this?

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

The point of the giant camp pack is that Unua can easily carry everyone’s stuff

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The Archivist/Archie

Ancient Greek! And it’s actually me singing it!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

WHAT

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Heyyyyy nice job!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

FUCK WHAT

Lupine Observer

I thought it was you singing it!!!

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Aurelius

:O

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

HOLY SHIT

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Aurelius

nice

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The Archivist/Archie

I learned how to use a DAW for this!

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The Awoken

:OOO

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

hell yeah

ꙮ i love you so fucking much <3

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

every time I’m on VC with you I’m like “woaw Kuz has a nice voice” and then

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I just recorded Teak’s song in Audacity and sung over it, lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

WAOW

ꙮ waow

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The Archivist/Archie

<3

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

wait teo you also sung your own song????

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

No, but I could

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I did a cover of Altan Arslan

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The Wolf-Priest

Oh dang, man. Both of you!

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

because low songs are good for Teos

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

a-and you didn’t share it?

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Idk

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

It isn’t perfect yet?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

is art ever perfect?

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The Wolf-Priest

>.> I keep buggin’ Teak to write a song they want me to sing. -grins-

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Lmao asking the wrong guy

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Sins - fucking hell yeah dude

♪ Now playing: Epitaph for a Drowning World · queued by Unua? The Clockwork Knight

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The Archivist/Archie

Trivia: this is actually the oldest complete musical piece in the world, the Seikilos Epitaph, and the bluetext lyrics are the actual translation. Complete musical piece in that we have both the text of the lyrics and the musical notation and it’s the full song

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

That’s some dope trivia

ꙮ I need to pee before the next scene hits brb

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

no worries, I need to listen to this again

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

FUCK I was wondering if this was the Seikilos Epitaph

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

are you both voices, Kuz?

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

hell yeah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: screams THIS IS SO FUCKING COOOOOOOOL SCREAMS

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The Archivist/Archie

I’m both voices and tbh I just kinda improvised the harmonies

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

and now I have actually heard the Seikilos Epitaph

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Aurelius

i assume two voiced because archie and guy on other side?

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The Archivist/Archie

it could be that or it could be basically part of the Ancient magic, like a lock giving slight resistance which lets you know the key is turning. Looking forward to finding out which!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oh I was assuming the epitaph had harmonies but that’s … probably more likely

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Kuz sometime I am going to grab you and just make you talk to me about cool stuff

ꙮ ok back

ꙮ i STRONGLY endorse this plan btw

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

awwww yeah otter boyfriend queued up

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The Archivist/Archie

Nah, the epitaph only has one melodic line, I improvised harmonies because I wanted to elaborate on it more. If I had more time I was gonna add like six harmonies one at a time Hymn of the Faith style but I ended up having to do this in like three hours because I underestimated how long it would take to just get comfy with the software

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

<me> seikilos epitaph seikilos epitaph seikilos epitaph

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Aurelius

dang

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

if we had emoji I would be posting the star struck emoji and running in circles around you going “cool! cool! cool! CUTE! cool!”

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The Archivist/Archie

aww, thanks! I was really eager to surprise y’all with this and also there’s a world where this isn’t the last time I contribute either a cover or an original piece to the soundtrack

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Aurelius

:O

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

:O

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

fuck yeah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I’ve been meaning to get my viola out and try to Learn Some of the Songs but also. Lol. Lmao.

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

do ittttt

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Sanctuary cover band

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The Archivist/Archie

me, quietly trying to find out if the church I went to as a kid will let me borrow their organ again,

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

!!!!!!!!!!!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Have you listened to the interstellar soundtrack? (mixed feelings on the movie, but the Organ As The Voice of the Universe rewired my brain)

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Hospitals are usually better bets for organs. But they’re not usually a borrow kind of deal

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The Wolf-Priest

Worse, you could end up with an administrative organ.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

2 kinds of people: cool (me) and pun-makers (… others)

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The Wolf-Priest

I am offend!

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I’m sorry, you joined in, like ten minutes ago, don’t even with me.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I have no memory of this. Must be the ADHD

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The Archivist/Archie

every organ in your body is borrowed, ultimately. And I have and it’s real good! Not to tip my hand too much but I thought it might make a good theme for the Liminal Library

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

:EYESBLUR:

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Or was that Dionysus pun just you wine-ing?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Sorry I forgot what pun?

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The Wolf-Priest

I think you might be…a lyre.

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Elsewhere (Discord flavor)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

hmm doesn’t sound like me

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Sounds like a river in Egypt to me

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The Awoken

dat’s the password

♪ Now playing: Dóchas thar Eagla · queued by The Dragon

  • You hear — and your Star hears — a song, echoing from the stillness: Dóchas thar Eagla
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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

We feast in soundtrack tonight

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

ooooh

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Look at you dropping the song title

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

: “WE ARE RESEARCH ASSISTANTS!”

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Caion, the Emissary

fyi the text behaves a bit fucky if you use a resonance for the entire post rather than just in quotation marks for the speech itself

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Caion, the Emissary

ah you got it

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The Archivist/Archie

yeahhh I’m just gonna live with ninja editing it right after posting

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The Wolf-Priest

Agh, can I edit that? The PLAYER forgot the plan

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The Wolf-Priest

I’m sorry, it’s been some days

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Aurelius

fwiw I did too until it was mentioned so you are not alone on that

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The Archivist/Archie

I’d be cool with it, either works! I think it’s going to turn into a fun character moment though so I think it’s alright, Archie arriving and immediately being Stressed is hilarious

ꙮ Wolf’s post and Unua’s response never happened; allowing reposts

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The Wolf-Priest

Naw, like…it would not be in character for Wolf to fuck with the plan like that

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The Archivist/Archie

gotcha, makes sense!

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The Wolf-Priest

That was me-the-Padfoot forgetting there was a plan.

ꙮ Archie’s response still makes sense though lol

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The Archivist/Archie

I deleted it to the best of my ability, though in hindsight, it totally does lol

ꙮ lyrics for Dochas thar Eagla and the Epitaph have been unlocked

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The Awoken

I’M GONNA WEAR A GAKURAN

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The Awoken

OR WORSE

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

CK wondering why the giant robot needs clothes. It’s not gonna make them blend in.

Lupine Observer

What’s a gakuran??

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Aurelius

gunna slather you in shimmering blue paint and just call you a particularly escentric naiad

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Lolol

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The Wolf-Priest

Wolf, internally: “Wait, what’s wrong with my clothes?”

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The Awoken

gakuran is the very specific imagery of “Anime High School Male MC Uniform”

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Aurelius

80s style in particular. Black, high collar.

Lupine Observer

Ahh, gotcha.

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The Awoken

but I’m conflicted

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

OUTFIT CHANGEEEEE

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Aurelius

aurelius rapidly looking back and forth between archie and caian, DESPERATELY trying to figure out where on the High Tech - Fantasy sliding scale samudra falls on and failing

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Aurelius

opening the pamphlet, ‘hmm maybe more examples will help,’ land on Arcanist entry, throw hands in air.

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The Archivist/Archie

magiscience is my fave

Lupine Observer

I’m imagining Salme doing an outfit change à la Sailor Moon transformation.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oh if only she could

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

stick her in a sailor fuku

Lupine Observer

YES

ꙮ fjhfghdughig

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The Awoken

ok I could not do a bosozoku setup because I already scribbled down all teh weird shit that would be written along it and that’s too Thought-ening

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Awoken thirst traps Samudra to a water grave

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The Wolf-Priest

Wolf: “Huh. Someone hammered half an onze of self-awareness into Aury’s head.”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Aury metagames to get Cool Sekrets. Awa metagames to get Outfits

ꙮ bwahahah

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The Awoken

hai, wolf-senpai

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The Wolf-Priest

Wolf metagames because…he sees…sad dragons?

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

and I eat rocks

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Aurelius

Nice

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Wolf is a sad dragon magnet this is true

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The Wolf-Priest

Better than a bad dragon magnet.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I am delighted by bb mini swift, Salme is kinda wondering about the opsec element considering that lil guy is gonna cause a lot of questions

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The Awoken

I had honestly misread that to that phrasing pads but kept mum about it lmao

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Aurelius

Fiends!

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Better still than a bad dragon magnate

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The Wolf-Priest

No, friends. You’re missing a letter again, Ice.

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The Archivist/Archie

Fiends can look like a whole bunch of things and also it’s smol enough and smart enough to hide from unwanted attention on its own probably

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Aurelius

oic

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Caion, the Emissary

the fun thing about the academy in practice, and Caion will snark about this if he can stop being gay long enough to have a coherent thought, is that if you go “eh it’s someone’s thesis don’t worry about it” the academy is ASTOUNDINGLY blase about things they should, perhaps, not be blase about, but he will flagrantly use this to his advantage

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The Archivist/Archie

but the payoff for Archie taking every possible spare moment to go secretly study swift anatomy and behavior is finally here! Boyfriend gets a pet!

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The Awoken

‘secretly’ my third nipple we could witness wrestling in a swift pile from the window at the inn

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The Archivist/Archie

the studying was the secret part at least lol

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Aurelius

‘where did you find all these furless khustaka anyway“ “tragic lab accident solemn stare into the distance*”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

<teak> Caion will snark about this if he can stop being gay long enough to have a coherent thought

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The Awoken

hahahah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

he’s played by you what are the chances here

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Aurelius

damn

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

gottem

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

+1 point for Catherine

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

[smugly wiggling]

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The Wolf-Priest

You can’t smugly wiggle, that’s Teak’s schtick!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

fine! [smugly self-satisfied from praise]

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

not as cute

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

can she smigly wuggle?

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The Awoken

ogod we can still get the bends

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The Wolf-Priest

It’s probably just your ears popping really bad

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The Archivist/Archie

the Academy thought far enough ahead to make sure the full-on bends wouldn’t be a concern, yeah, but it’s more like the most intense ear popping ever

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Aurelius

That definitely makes sense but my mind also immediately went where hachi’s did too lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also like. was there a place to use the toilet in the ziggurat in the void? have we all been holding it for a day?

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

when she seas the water, eh?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

SOMETIMES WE TYPO

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

SOMETIMES YOU PUN

♪ Now playing: That Which The Ocean Holds · queued by Caion, the Emissary

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Aurelius

the legendary toilet at the end of the worlds

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Aurelius

obviously exists

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The Awoken

[liminal gnosis]

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

This one is very Hollow Knight. Big fan.

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Aurelius

ogod your color fell off

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Caion, the Emissary

test :E

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The Archivist/Archie

I squeezed his hand so hard the blue fell off of his text

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Teak, you should really go blue yourself :P

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The Awoken

ps I’m assuming this isn’t fresh water

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The Archivist/Archie

yes pls do not drink if you’re at risk of dehydration

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also digging this song

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Aurelius

oh god sudden strings out of no where 2/3rds in

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

yesssss what a good drop

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The Archivist/Archie

This is totally what I imagined Samudra sounding like tbh

ꙮ [wags]

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Samudra sounds like City of Tears, got it

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

very gj evoking the Sublime Beauty of the Ocean that will Crush You and Hold You Forever

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The Archivist/Archie

yessss

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The Archivist/Archie

question - who else would like an invocation outfit change? Technically nobody needs one but I’ve been conditioned by XIV to feel like the start of any new adventure deserves a cool change of gear!

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Good thing we have a sealed space for insert scenes this week

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Aurelius

one person changed, that’s good enough for 14!

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Aurelius

one person changed, that’s good enough for 14!

♪ Now playing: That Which The Ocean Holds · queued by Unua? The Clockwork Knight

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Aurelius

: “It’s probably not a terribly practical solution, either, but, y’know.”

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Aurelius

and we’re back

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(I will now need an outfit change for every world, thx)

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Aurelius

anyway while i WAS making the 14 joke, archie’s already got the materials on hand and this is the one world we SHOULD blend into, so, definitely up for it

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The Archivist/Archie

Same, it’s real good

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The Archivist/Archie

We’re fading out on the scene there, yeah?

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Aurelius

also while i will NOT be doing this the temptation to go “obviously i am wearing an otter mascot suit, in true callyx form” is Very Strong

ꙮ pffffff god

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The Archivist/Archie

Excellent

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah I assumed that was the fade out

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The Archivist/Archie

Thanks for the session!!

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The Awoken

thank you for running TEAKWODO

ꙮ and yeah fade out there, scene switching is still noticeably lagging for me

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

thank you for the session!!!

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The Wolf-Priest

Thank youuuuu

Lupine Observer

It was a lovely time tonight!

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Aurelius

thanks for the SHORT SESSION, TEAKWOOD

ꙮ NOT MY FAULT YALL YAP A BUNCH

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Aurelius

<3

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Aurelius

love a good yappin…………………………………..

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

this was a short session! we maybe even ended in a timely manner

ꙮ i will bite all of you. lovingly.

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Aurelius

it actually was on the shorter end esp factoring in the later start fwiw but also lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah I was actually being sincere?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

but also

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

as a #1 yapper

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I am Part of the Problem

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Aurelius

it’s CAION just as a font check, right?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah C A I O N

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Aurelius

also god this is a lot of songs will do this. Later.

ꙮ hahaha