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Elsewhere - Week of March 02, 2026

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

lol

  • Aurelius invoked their ⭐Starlit 🌌liminal gnosis [d4: (2, 2)] -> 2.
  • Aurelius invoked their ⭐Starlit 🌌liminal gnosis [d4: (4, 2)] -> 4! It ✨explodes!
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Aurelius

handy

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Aurelius

uh-oh

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Aurelius

teak I can’t see my secret channels

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The Dragon

GOD DAMN IT

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The Dragon

I’ll fix it, I know what happened

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The Dragon

deploying fix

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The Dragon

alternately fly.io could decide to be shitting itself again i guess

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Aurelius

we Back

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The Dragon

is it working again?

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Aurelius

ye

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The Dragon

woot woot. i wanted it to filter MY scenes by default and fucked up and made it filter YOUR scenes by default but you. don’t. have filter controls. and i forgot to test it on a non-Dragon user. >.>

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Aurelius

hhahah

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The Awoken

lolf

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Aurelius

hachi i should ask you about The Giant Foreboding Eye that can pop up when you’re building a deck IC some time……………………………………………

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The Awoken

you should ask awoken many questions

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Aurelius

LIKE WHAT HIS FAVORITE FOOD IS

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The Awoken

=)

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Aurelius

actually what i should really do is face directly towards the camera and ask what the fuck a ‘content blobfish’ and ‘friendly xoloitzcuintli’ are

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Aurelius

(victorious booby, at least, seems self explanatory)

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The Dragon

those, explicitly, only exist in Elsewhere, they’re not active in other scenes

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The Dragon

also lol

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Oh you have eye questions? Do ask!

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Aurelius

Whats The Deal With The Eye Unua

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Aurelius

like obviously it’s the abyss peering back

but

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Oh be assured that Unus has no idea what’s up with the eye.


I think it's gonna take a bit before it's relevant
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Aurelius

proally

ꙮ nerds

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Aurelius

whats the deal with all YOUR eyes

ꙮ do you have any idea how many sidechannels im in. i need all of these eyes to keep track of them all :|

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Aurelius

oic

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

… noting Aurelius has secret channelS plural

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Aurelius

so do you

ꙮ you do too!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah well I thought I was special

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Aurelius

4/6ths of us are!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

… do you KNOW how many secret channels someone has, icecylee?

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Aurelius

yeah???

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

HOW?

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Aurelius

it’s really easy to guess from context clues if you have more than one

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Aurelius

b/c there’s no one reason you’d need multiple of them lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

????????????????????

ꙮ yall motherfuckers need the conlang I’m building for my next game :/

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Aurelius

[Private] [Shared World]

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

AH

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I didn’t know if Aury had a secret IC channel with the proscenium

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Aurelius

so there’s one for alma and beast but not the other three since they’re solo / nonexistant

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Aurelius

only 40% of the random weird shit i do is off the cuff i do check in for the other 60%!!!

ꙮ ilu you fucking nerd lol

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Aurelius

<3

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Aurelius

i would define it as Vaguely IC Adjacently, Like, An IC OOC Channel, but uh,

Aurelius so checks out

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

What is character, after all?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

OH THAT IS ACTUALLY. Yes.

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Aurelius

:thinking:

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The Awoken

all y’all hot messes

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Hachi secretly has like. 13 channels.

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Aurelius

imagining the awoken all ‘this is the channel i use to commune with god, and THESE are the 12 email addresses filled with spam i never look at :D!“*

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The Awoken

nyoro~n :3c

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The Awoken

: “if it’s really important it’ll show up in a main story quest”

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Aurelius

aint that the truth

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I would honestly say Awoken is still using the same email address from when he was 12 and only that one, but then he has no memories so.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lilnyancatboi19480200p42@hotmail.com or something

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The Awoken

: “oh yeah my password is azureagent98, before that it was azureagent97, then 96…”

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Aurelius

a new hotmail account for every new thing that required an email address, does not rememeber what is associated with what

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

hachi I really think Awoken has never remembered a password in his life

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

he resets it every time

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Aurelius

no way he’s a Sticky Note User

ꙮ gjhgkhjfgfhjfhkg

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The Awoken

tries to sign up for a direct line to the dragon “fuck, what do you mean ‘i already have an account’ ”

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Aurelius

but because he’s clever the sticky note is under the keyboard, not on the monitor

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah okay that is correct, I concede

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Aurelius

haha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

it still gels with “has never remembered a password”

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Aurelius

tru

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The Awoken

in a funny confluence of player and character, what he would do is rig up a set of nearby context clues that would give subtle reminder of what form the password took

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

is that what hachi does?

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Aurelius

oh boy it’s almost time to log in, which means it’s time to take another crack at Solving The Puzzle

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Aurelius

yeah, i can see the vision

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The Awoken

yes lol

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The Awoken

like, two examples:

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The Awoken

one of my passwords I made up and then remembered by setting up little figurines on my desk in an order and then adding conjunctives between them

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The Awoken

another is that, my grandmother had this weird statue of a plunger, but upside down (so rubber part up), and it has a squirrel by it, and there’s a sign hanging on that plunger

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The Awoken

and that sign reads, “redneck birdbath”

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The Awoken

and if you’re ever at my place, that’s my wifi password

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I’m. Amazed. That’s amazing.

ꙮ Hachi ilu so much

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Aurelius

hahahaha

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Aurelius

PS teakwood

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Aurelius

every time i move out of stillness and back into it

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Aurelius

it collapses the ascension tab……………………….

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Aurelius

not sure WHEN exactly it starting doing that but i’m pretty sure it was one of the updates today that did it????

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The Dragon

yeah I made some changes to the way the right column worked because it being open all the time was pissing me off. >_> i can change it back if that’s hasslin’ you

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Aurelius

HMM

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Aurelius

would it be hard to make it a setting?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

fwiw, I think having the ascension tab open by default is way more useful from the player perspective

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Aurelius

idk if i care enough if it winds up annoying YOU more, since it’s just a click to open it back up and i don’t roll terribly much, but it closing itself does feel pretty awkward

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I agree that a setting would be more useful

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: optimally useful*

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also I wanna try the new feature

  • Salme, The Sword-Saint invoked their ⭐Starlit ⚫tenebrous gnosis [d4: (4, 3)] -> 4! It ✨explodes!
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The Dragon

i also only meant to have it close-by-default for me and I fucked it, lol, so I’ll probably treat it as a bug and just put in the logic to make it work right

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Aurelius

aha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

since the likelihood of me rolling tenebrous, especially while starlit, seems … low

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Aurelius

hahah

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Aurelius

tenebrous is a weird element

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Aurelius

since so much of what I might think of as black also feels like it could just as easily be red or blue instead

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah huge agree

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Aurelius

i wonder if it loses a little something when it doesn’t have the resource minigame attached to the concept

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

excited to see if hachi starts rolling tenebrous

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

and Ice, since you expressed some surprise like forever ago and since I think it’s probably pretty obvious, Salme’s rite mana balance is very much “this is the Sword-Saint as an archetype.” I would definitely probably put her personal orientation very red-green-some blue (maybe a little black?)

ꙮ tenebrous is when you are acting with the virtue of selfishness - putting your own oxygen mask on first, bettering yourself so you can more effectively act with volition in the world. burning is when you are acting with the virtue of dynamism - enacting your will in accordance with your impulse in a way that moves your world forward. pellucid is when you are acting with the virtue of curiosity - a willingness to follow the facts and logic wherever they might lead. there is, certainly, overlap, said the Grixis Enthusiast

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Aurelius

oh it was more

ꙮ (Grixis being MtG for red/black/blue)

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Aurelius was looking at the party

ꙮ always feels silly deploying a one-line change. anyways, code going out, lol

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Aurelius

and it was like “okay yeah growly wolf dude with a sword, checks out. I have heard of CK, nothing weird there. skittish otter who keeps examining everything is super blue??? of course he is. weird lil dude is hella red, that’s a little surprising and then…. uh…. the dual weilding masked fighter is stacked with white that the fuck????”

ꙮ hahahah

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Aurelius

Grixis??????

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Aurelius

oh

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Aurelius

(hunter is kinda weird in that regard too, realistically he should be WAY more blue than he is but he had a very old, very specific fighting style that definitely needs to be red/black heavy haha)

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Aurelius

benefit of the skill system not being paired with the combat system anymore…!

ꙮ ascension should be auto-opening for you again i hope?

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Aurelius

yeah it opened up when the server refreshed automagically

ꙮ huzzah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(yeah this is why I kept being like “you are playing a fucking wizard wtf”)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(pellucid boy)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

part of the Sword-Saint deck is also a function of me legitimately choosing things based solely off how well I felt they fit with the general archetype and the idea of theatrical combat

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Aurelius

im blue da ba dee

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

since I had 0 idea what I was doing

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Aurelius

nod nod

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Aury is blue, Salme is … pretty red, Unua is green, huh it’s almost like the worlds are kinda artificially separated

ꙮ :OOOOOOOOO

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Aurelius

they would not be very good worlds if they only had one gnosis

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Aurelius

(SQ is black as shit too funnily enough)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

omfg

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Aurelius

dreamer is also…. probably really white or blue???

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I actually legit keep forgetting to make Awoken black in my notebook; I always use liminal for him

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Aurelius

hahaha

ꙮ dreamer’s radiant/burning/pellucid, yeah

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Aurelius

you may not remember valais, afer all

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

though I’m sure the black is in there

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also did SQ literally like. write herself to be unbeatable with the “I Am The Odds” rite? is that what Aury was pissed off about?

ꙮ tsemdrulukh… might have some green cards in their deck? maybe? possibly. perhaps. they have PRIORITIES and they are all BURNING/PELLUCID MAD SCIENCE

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

or was she just being cheeky

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Aurelius

FEEL FREE TO ASK ABOUT THAT,

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Aurelius

but after considering it for two seconds he went “oh that fucking bitch put herself dunking on me after she beat me with the cheap truth that burns blind side INTO A GODDAMN RITUAL Im So Mad”

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Aurelius

PELLUCID MAD SCIENCE LETS GOOOOOO

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Salme is probably going to try to duel SQ for Aury’s honor and she’s DEFINITELY going to lose

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

better hope Awoken’s moonfall plan comes through

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Aurelius

Do Not Let Hachi Cast Eclipse

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Teak has implied it Might Help?

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Aurelius

i didn’t make it a real rite so there’s no way to curtail its power like in ISI nooooo

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Aurelius

teak was probably laughing at the idea of awoken Doing A Genocide tbh tbh

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

you should trust our manic pixie voidboi more

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

he’s very trustworthy. don’t worry!

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Aurelius

hahah

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Aurelius

no one can be trusted with a Range: Unlimited AoE attack

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THERE’S ACTUALLY A FUNNY STORY HERE

ꙮ looooooooooooool

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Aurelius

So, some of the mana games are formatted kind of insanely, in that there were generally sliced up into chunks of a day, and then days of a week. Which didn’t matter REALISTICALLY b/c they behave like videogame characters and don’t need to eat/sleep/pace themselves before Managing HP/MP pools or whatever, always a 8 days in a week, and days are between 3 to 8 segments long depending on the campaign,

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Aurelius

: “this is a weird detail to open with”

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So there was this spell called ECLIPSE. And it had a strange gimmick, where in it would get more powerful the later into the day you cast it

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and if you cast it on the day that matched its element, not only would it do normal group AoE, but you could target Literally Anyone You Know, Even If They Weren’t In Combat, From Any Distance, because sometimes peter is silly and just puts shit out there for funny fluff

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oh no

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Aurelius

Our good friend Fuepepe is playing this insanely Blue/Black Arcane Researcher. And several days into the campaign, on the day that aligns with Eclipse’s element, a Series of Events happened that somehow wound up with half the cast on the moon in persuit of some esoteric information

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and right as the day is getting ready to end he turns to the people with him and goes “Sorry, but, I have to do this.”

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… oh no**

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Aurelius

And then he cast Eclipse on Everyone That’s Ever Annoyed Him Slightly Over The Entire Duration of the Campaign, including the entire ranks of at least one army, possibly two, and had enough buffs running before it did it that he just scored damage cap after damage cap after damage cap,

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And the Emperor God That Rules The Land was one of those targets.

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: “I have to do this.” deeply necessary.

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and a couple of minutes after the Eclipse from Vladislav goes off, we see peter start going [999] [999] [999] again and are like ???? and then we realize THE EMPEROR HAS FIRED AN ECLIPSE BACK, only he targeted FUCKING EVERYONE IN THE WORLD,

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and basically everyone died right before the day clicked over

ꙮ dumbest fucking thing imaginable lol

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except the people on the moon?

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THIS COINCIDENTALLY HAPPENED TO BE ONE OF THE LAST SESSIONS THAT EVER HAPPENED FOR THE GAME since memes about table top group schedules killing games are real

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no especially us :D

ꙮ oh yeah we were turbo fucked lol

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so we like to joke about vlad destroying the world with Eclipse in that campaign lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I’m. Amazing. Stunning. Awestruck. That is so fucking stupid it causes actual, physical pain.

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Aurelius

the best part

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Aurelius

was because of weird metaphysics the MCs are not actually capable of death and always respawn the next day,

but on TOP of that there’s this weird Super Meta Behind The Curtain Phase that’s like, Debatably Canon And Actually Happening and sort of a stupid recap

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that happens after each day ends

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and we cut immediately to that after everyone died

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load in half the cast is like “DUDE WHAT THE FUCK” and someone goes “I hope you’re proud of yourself Vlad :(” and he goes,

“Yes of course. Absolutely worth it.” with the worlds biggest shit eating grin

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Aurelius

and everyone’s just like UUUUUGGHHHH lmao

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

and this is your husband

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Aurelius

fue is my best friend i love him so much

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

actually out of curiosity did anyone kill him back?

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Aurelius

The Answer To That Is Surprisingly Complicated,

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because like. that’s “we’re going to periodically murder you to keep you out of trouble” level of shit

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but i think ultimately “no”…?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

actually not surprised by hearing it’s complicated

ꙮ I was Xsaieta, right? Not Shinzou? Because I think Shinzou would have tried to kill him

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Aurelius

Yeah that was Xsaieta’s campaign

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Aurelius

and I was runing Theodore who was mostly just Sad it happened

ꙮ Always Gently Pet Theodore

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Aurelius

after spending several days going on fun adventures with him

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OKAY SO due to these games all being…. slightly, vaugely connected,

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Did. Anyone else get to live? Or was it just your party in an empty world

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Aurelius

IIRC the two sessions that happened next day were like

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Vaguely described as nuclear winter adjacent

ꙮ Vlad kicked a… soccer ball? that ended up in the last session of an entirely different campaign years later, at some point, that’s LIKE something of that world surviving

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Handful of NPCs still up and about b/c Boss Types definitely had more than a single damage cap of HP but most of the Background NPCs were super obliterated

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THAT WAS SPACE MANA,

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AND IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT,

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IT WAS ALSO HACHI’S CHARACTER THAT SPIKED A VOLLEY BALL OUT OF THE WORLD AND INTO ANOTHER ONE

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(it landed on the final boss of Tales and dealt the final blow)

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I know this because I was scanning Tales logs last week for reasons and Lin commented on it when it happened and name dropped aurelius lol

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(fun aside hachi ran a character named aurelius in a game over a decade ago. this may or may not be relevant to sanctuary)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

again the feeling that at least 50% of your character is designed to neg hachi is persisting

ꙮ lmaoooo

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Aurelius

:sunglasses:

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Aurelius

TRUE STORY

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

the fact that you also have a deeply compelling character is sort of annoying, that considered

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but I accept this with love and openness i guess

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Aurelius

When teak was decided which characters to place everyone on, I was the last one. And because I had decided not to play the Weapon (who was my long standing choice) in the interest of playing a character less likely to grate on a group of new players.

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and after a little back and forth we narrowed it down to either Hunter or Dreamer, and i got an Elevator Pitch for their Secrets,

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start cackling and go “HEY HACHI, HACHI. IF I SAID I WANTED TO PLAY A SPECIFIC CHARACTER AND 40% OF THE MOTIVATION WAS JUST THE FUCK WITH YOU WOULD THAT BE COOL.” only not exactly like that, it was phrase a little weird, such that he responded with “ha ha what a strange question to make a person answer…” and sort of collar tugged but inevitably shrugged,

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and then me and teak laughed and laughed for More Than An Hour

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Aurelius

and ran face first into a wall with it

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

see Teak had told me that you laughed very much but Not that you laughed specifically to fuck with Hachi

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Aurelius

i mean realistically it was very funny and compelling to the very specific kind of dumbass i am, and i probably would have done it regardless

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and now the next time Awoken corners Aurelius and does God Knows What To Him I will know you deserve it

ꙮ lmao

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but i saw so many ways I could include lots of tiny little references to other things to taunt him and was like “OBOY THIS JUST UPS THE FUN FACTOR” since he didn’t mind

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: “dumbass”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

sir you are … okay fine. I’ll allow it.

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Aurelius

:D

ꙮ in ice’s tepid defense the second he said thing fucking one i immediately started full body cackling and slamming my fists on the table

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hahahah i’ve never been so excited to play such a stupid character before

ꙮ i knew what i was about, i made my choices and will look G-d in the eye and walk backwards into Hell

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you being an enabler isn’t really a defense. you know that right?

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Ezekiel being a close second obv

ꙮ i enjoy that all of your absurd shitposts end up being profoundly sincere

ꙮ ilu, you fucking nerd <3

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ezekiel was extra funny because i was not even remotely being serious when I asked if I could play him

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and you were like “no yeah that fine literally do whatever” and I’m like. “oh. uh. OKAY. sure why not lets roll.” lol

ꙮ iirc we were on voice chat and you were like “i know, <the literal dumbest idea in human history>” and i was like “SOLD LET’S GO BACK IT UP”

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yeah haha

ꙮ it was gr8

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

what was the dumb concept there?

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Aurelius

The Pitch for Apoc was like… “you have a deep, burning desire within you to know some incomprehensible truth. And a strange book as pulled you into its world, and promises to reveal this unknowable secret of the world to you, if only you can help it do One Little Thing…”

ꙮ OKAY so Apoc* took place in a Borgesian infinite library containing every story that would ever be told and had the answers to every question that would ever be asked, somewhere, and every character in the cast had some burning question they were trying to get an answer to and had stumbled assbackwards into the Apocrypha trying to find it

ꙮ i will let Ice grace and dignify you with the knowledge of what Ezekiel was looking for

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and i, not thinking for more than half a second immediately go “alright teak what if my character is a stone and he was watching informercials at 2AM and, as stoner do, had the galaxy brain thought of ‘how many licks DOES it take to get to the toostie roll center of a tootsie roll pop, anyway…?’ and thought so hard about it that he got pulled into the adventure”

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while trying to think of a real concept for the game

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only to get blindsided by teak going “no, yeah, that’s cool. perfect even, lets go”

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I

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and yet what you’re doing now is … somehow dumber than that?

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because

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that is. wow.

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Aurelius

yes but you need a LOT more context to know how it’s dumber than that, somehow

ꙮ other cast members included: guy who was trying to figure out how to resurrect his dead world; sexy cosmic pirate whose cape was made of galaxies; whatever the hell Solberg’s deal was…. and then this lil stoner

ꙮ it was incredible

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what was Solberg’s thing, I think she was just terra playing the Mad Arcanist archtype to its fullest limit

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and peter’s insane axe murder princess was there to figure out how to cure and uncurable deadly disease that was in the process of obliterating her kingdom

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The funniest thing about Ezekiel’s question tho

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was that he actually DID get the answer, and was supremely satisfied with it,

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what was it?

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but it also turned into a COGNITIVE HAZARD that infected the new [World/Reality] that we were helping the librarian created into existance at the 11th hour

ꙮ also like iirc he was the one who actually resolved the emotional/interpersonal clusterfuck at the heart of the conflict by having a Nice Stoner Chat with either Maryamarchis or Belenus or both of them

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And this world we were helping make in the game, was secretly the world our other friend julian was going to use as the setting for HIS next campaign…

ꙮ yeah you infected an entire world with tootsie rolls

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…which resulted in Tootsie Roll Pops being a lode baring part of the world. (The Oracles needed them to peer into the future/between world lines)

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What.

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Icecylee I feel like YOU are the cognito hazard.

ꙮ tbh [gestures vaguely] probably could have redacted that if they had wanted to but they wanted to honor their shitposting stoner friend in the way he would want to be honored,

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*i’ve never laughed so hard in my life when i realized why the pope always had a bowl of suckers on the table any time we met her

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(it is really not nearly as satisfying to fullname someone when you only have their screenname)

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Aurelius

no no that’s. that’s actually standard practice :’D

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Aurelius

oh wait i misread ‘nearly as satisfying’ as ‘really strictly needed’ somehow lmao

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Aurelius

FAIR ENOUGH it definitely gets across tho

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Aurelius

ALSO BACKING UP LIKE FIVE QUESTIONS SINCE I GUESS I’M ALWAYS IN THE MOOD TO GAB ABOUT OLD CAMPAIGNS,

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

well war veterans often like to recall the past &c.

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Aurelius

Through some strange series of events when Vlad was digging into esoteric secrets, he had discovered the name of my character from one of the earlier campaigns in the meta settings,

and because Eclipse had No Range Limit at the time, fired a damage cap HIS way too despite being a galaxy away

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oh my god

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Aurelius

and THAT character showed up asterisk later to kick Vlads ass and grill him about what the fuck just happened

asterisk my old character briefly possessed and took control of Theodore’s body for a bit

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

no wonder hachi needs to decide how meta-aware his characters are.

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Aurelius

and that resulted in Jorule (old character) and Vlad becoming Heated Metagame Rivals,

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Aurelius

and they hijacked the ingame BBS forums in another campaign later to argue with each other in the background

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oh my god

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Aurelius

which was Very Funny

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

OH MY GOD

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Aurelius

(they weren’t even IN that campaign they just. were background noise)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

menace (pointing emoji) you

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Aurelius

shocked face pointing as self

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Aurelius

vlad started it in all cases :(

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yes pikachu, you!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Okay is there a campaign you’ve been in where you didn’t like. koolaid man thru the 4th wall?

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Aurelius

honestly MOST of them but

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Aurelius

the shade urges are hard to contain when a mana-adjacent game rolls around

ꙮ s l o r p t h e p r o s c e n i u m i t ‘ s d e l i c i o u s

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Aurelius

om nomm

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Aurelius

I was actually playing one of the least meta characters in ZG, which is kind of funny since I don’t think anyone was expecting the third act to get as Weird as it did when we started

ꙮ that game got so fuckin weird lol. also going to sleep probably, godspeed nerds

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Aurelius

(teak and terra had that shit on lock instead tho >_> )

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Aurelius

Good Night

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

goodnight!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

you know that’s fair. especially considering teaks gestures everything

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Aurelius

:D

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I was yapping at them earlier and said something along the lines of “I can’t help wanting to play a (different systematizing ontology that is defined by the desire/need to look/see) character when you’ve given so many delicious things to look at. So.*

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

‘twould take a stronger man than I

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Aurelius

hahah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Also I hope you know when you described your apoc character all I could envision was shaggy from scooby doo

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Aurelius

Close Enough, really

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I also feel like sometimes this campaign veers close to scooby doo vibes and I’m doing to Suffer if we end up Traveling Stange Paths in the mystery machine

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Aurelius

his combat roll was, of course, buffing people with smoke from different blends of The Good Shit,

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oh my God.

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Aurelius

puffing them, if you will

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

jsjjkfjamngmkqkgbqbt

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

did anyone ever bitch about the smell or…?

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Aurelius

Solberg on occasion, she was definitely not a fan of it clinging to her suit lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I didn’t know if you magic weed that didn’t smell absurdly dank or smth.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

there should be a “got” in there but I’m too lazy to edit

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Aurelius

ofc

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Aurelius

also ha ha HA

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Aurelius

well,

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Aurelius

probably not a mystery machine………………………………..

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Aurelius

but uh

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Aurelius

please look forward to it…? :)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I mean I know Something is planned because I made clear my gummi ship ptsd

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I would take a mystery machine over a gummi ship

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Aurelius

lmao

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Aurelius

GUMMI SHIP

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

hate.

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Aurelius

god at least what I plan on doing is, i think a little more dignified than either of those. probably

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oh are YOU the one who’s going to come up with something?

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Aurelius

i mean idk if teak has any plans in particular,

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Aurelius

but i know i got a liminal roll coming,

and i know i got a lot of Arete tucked away,

which means i have a Reality Glitch on deck too. :)

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Aurelius

and an idea that I’m almost certain will get a stamp of approval

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I …

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Okay like I know you won’t just Tell Me but sometimes it feels like the Actual Hunter died and they needed Someone to be The Hunter so they just grabbed some nerdass fox-bird-lion-alien hybrid off the street and went “you’re it!”

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Aurelius

:thinking:

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Aurelius

I think we can all agree, at least, that SOMEONE was burned by the Truth That Burns, otherwise it would not be called as such

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Oh My God

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

that could mean a variety of things, many of them stupid, but all of them delightful

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Aurelius

quite

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “quite” wtf

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

when have you ever said “quite” before

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Aurelius

i know a lot of words, some of them aren’t even swears!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

you’re gonna pull out some teakass vocabulary and syntax with proper spelling and I’m going to just die.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

and I know you know words I just. “quite”

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Aurelius

[Sadly, Half The Words Were Mispelled Or Typoed And It Had The Opposite Effect As Intended]

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Aurelius

HOW ELSE DO YOU RESPOND TO SOMEONE SAYING A THING IS DELIGHTFUL,

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Aurelius

i wasn’t about to say “oh yes, rather so!”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

okay I did just start laughing aloud

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Aurelius

:D

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “oh yes, rather so!”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I know teak will probably backread but pull that on them

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

we all switch avatars and change our names on 4/1

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Aurelius

lolf

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I’ll be you and go Full Academic Paper it’ll be great

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Aurelius

oh god that reminds me of a stupid tradition we used to have i a similar vein

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

?

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Aurelius

but i can’t remember who it was… maybe hachi? it was someone with a longer two-word handle (hachi’s irc handle is, traditionally Hachi-Roku)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(also out of curiosity, obviously the hunter is the most meta character but is the best the most meta world?)

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Aurelius

but there was this stupid thing we use to do when it was one particular person’s birthday, and we’d all go “HAPPY [handle] DAY” and then, for some stupid reason, we’d alter all our nicks to match that persons as best as possible

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Aurelius

and leave ‘em like that all day

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Aurelius

Samudra is probably the most meta world strictly speaking

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Aurelius

considering thought pollution can physically alter it

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

that’s cute. at least I think it’s cute. but I can enjoy dumb shenanigans like that

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(I remembered Enough Japanese to know Roku was ALSO a number but couldn’t remember which and have discovered I cannot count past 4 now. I immediately switch to German)

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Aurelius

86

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

does that mean anything?

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Aurelius

uh iirc it’s a reference to one of the cars in

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Aurelius

cant remember the name, that older racing anime with all the eurobeat

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

uhhh

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah not the right audience

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Aurelius

haha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

does your screenname come from anywhere?

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Aurelius

It started out as “Icicle” and then gradually morphed into its current form over time

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Aurelius

since that was, obviously, Already A Registered User in Several Places in the 2000s internet

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

why “icicle”? just a Big Fan?

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Aurelius

yeah I think so? who can truely say they understand the mind of a pre-teen

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Aurelius

i probably decided i was Too Cool for flames or something at the time lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I …

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

okay so like

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I had genuinely forgotten but MY first email was “icedragon[some string of numbers]”@yahoo.com for the same reason so

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Aurelius

lmao

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The Awoken

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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The Awoken

ice

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Aurelius

perfect, no notes

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The Awoken

you have just given me the most brilliant idea

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The Awoken

it is going to be the longest called shot in the universe

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Aurelius

oh man what’s up i’m excited

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The Awoken

oh no

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The Awoken

this is one I want y’all to experience in real time

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

hachi do you sleep? when do you sleep? are you okay?

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Aurelius

ok but you have to write it down on a sealed envelope so you can open it up alter and gloat about it like a teakwood

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The Awoken

when do YOU sleep

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The Awoken

I actually went to bed at 9 PM last night haha

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The Awoken

I am telling teakwood about it at this very moment actually

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The Awoken

he will wake up and have a hearty lol

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Aurelius

YOU HAVE TO LET ME DO MY THING WHEN WE DONE WITH ALMACHADTA THO I’VE BEEN COOKIN’ IT UP FOR WEEKS ; ;

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Aurelius

nice

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

well I slept to 4pm today and then I’m pulling an all nighter because I was Irresponsible this weekend.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

actually no it’ll be really funny if you fuck up Ice’s cool setup

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Aurelius

but then you won’t learn several secrets in sequence

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

fuck. secrets. my weakness.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

okay sorry hachi you have to let ice do his cool thing first :(

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Aurelius

they’re really good ones, even a lil bird flavored

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I am being rankly manipulated right now and it is working

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The Awoken

oh I’m gonna let him do his cool thing

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The Awoken

this is going to be a loooooooooooooooong called shot

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The Awoken

you might even figure it out before it happens

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Aurelius

oh the arc of the gnosis ball?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I feel like the gnosis ball is going to be a Problem but I feel like whatever is being alluded to here is going to be a Bigger Problem

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Aurelius

damn i think she’s on to us

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The Awoken

the gnosis ball is a fun thing that happened because the awoken was dicking around and realized “oh I… don’t actually know what to do with this”

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The Awoken

he does now though

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Aurelius

aww yeah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

sure okay. awwwww yeah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

nothing is true. everything is permitted. let’s have the void frisbee saw through the umbilical of the centrelight

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Aurelius

<Awoken> “VERBAL CONTRACT’S STILL A CONTRACT!”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I was going to say “this is the OOC chanel” and. then

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

remember Announcement About the Diagetic Nature of Things

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oops

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Aurelius

Elsewhere was explicitly called out as Not Diagetic you’re Safe

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The Awoken

ok breakfast made and lunch packed and now I can chew through all this backscroll

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The Awoken

also I keep accidentally trying to play tenebrous like M:tG black- as much as it is about selfishness it’s also about sacrifice, generally self-sacrifice

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Aurelius

you’ll see why I was laughing so hard about Awoken volley balling the gnosis out of the world in there!! :D

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The Awoken

: “lose a life, draw a card” kind of things

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Aurelius

yea

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The Awoken

so yeah teh awoken has tenebrous in the blood I just gotta figure out how to do it IC

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Aurelius

horrors beyond our kin can ALWAYS be just around the corner

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

well I mean you did bring it out a little with him saying he was selfish in the onsen scene and that … felt true.

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Aurelius

god

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Aurelius

really funny out of context comment from me and hachi talking while that scene at the inn happened

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

it’s hard to write ambition when a character has stated they are Mostly Along for the Ride but I suspect that’s going to happen

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

hmm? when you accidentally OOC’d in the thread or?

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Aurelius

was hachi going “oh yeah no I see where the disconnect is happening, the awoken is here to solve problems, not people. :)”

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Aurelius

the tenebrous is Definitely There

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oh no that’s going to be hot.

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Aurelius

oh no the one before that with all three of ‘em

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oh no I was responding to “solving problems not people”

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Aurelius

yea i was just belated responding to the question right in front of that

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

OOOH okay yeah I got it

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

honestly I DO miss the discord “reply to” feature here

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Aurelius

haha

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The Awoken

it’s the main character’s car in INITIAL D

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Aurelius

i don’t generally use it too much except for when I’m Hours Later responding to backscroll or for comedic effect (no surprises there)

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The Awoken

the Toyota Sprinter Tureno AE-86 (or simply, hachiroku)

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Aurelius

INITIAL D thats it

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The Awoken

the key piece being that

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The Awoken

this car is actually an econobox hatchback, it’s not a racing vehicle

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The Awoken

and yet the driver demolishes street racers with it while not giving too much of a shit (initially)

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The Awoken

and yeah it was HAPPY HACHI DAY <3

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

honestly Awoken is like. Super Lucky Aury was making a bigger, louder mess because the “just blame it on me” would’ve gotten him punted otherwise.

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The Awoken

felt so loved

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Aurelius

thats the power of drifting and eurobeat

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The Awoken

hahahahahaha

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Aurelius

oh good I’m glad i remembered the right person

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

happy hachi day! cute.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

all right now that you SAY initial D I remember seeing it around though I never SAW it

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

and at least now if I need to full name hachi I can use hachiroku nods yes. good.

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Aurelius

Hachi-Roku with the full punctuation at all

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The Awoken

> sexy cosmic pirate whose cape was made of galaxies;

this ended up being Gillus (he went under the monkier ‘Eidolon’ and was more of a glowing humanoid until events later), who had gotten betrayed and his airship crashed into The Mud Hell,

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The Awoken

which,

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The Awoken

Mud is also a repeating theme/concept now

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The Awoken

or, well. ‘Mud’

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Aurelius

(

> Drink The Water

> Don’t Drink The Water

)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

what physical substances aren’t motifs?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

… I super regret asking that

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The Awoken

‘morningstar’ might show up

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The Awoken

not neccessarily the weapon, but the concept

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Aurelius

when the hell was that ever in a game

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

the concept as in … lucifer? the planet venus?

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The Awoken

poel ended up being referenced as that from time to time, also one of the Mysterious NPCs in teak!ff11 campaign was the morning star

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Aurelius

i know teak frequently jokes about which character is Secretly The SMT Lucifier Of A game often but don’t recall that ever actually being Real Text

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Aurelius

oh

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Aurelius

no yeah now that you mentioned the FF11 guy we definitely had a SMT Lucifier there lol

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The Awoken

lucifer yes, as a liberation/new future kind of way

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

almost sort of completely on accident when I was thinking of nicknames for Awoken I was touching on light/dawn motifs but got stuck on that being overly associated with lucifer

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The Awoken

:3c

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Aurelius

wait shit even I did that (that’s obviously why the final angel in ISI was Lucy, wielding a morningstar, because subtly is for cowards)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

instead you get an extremely annoying to type name

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Aurelius

haha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

actually I ice googled it but did you?

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The Awoken

love is how someone will give you an incredibly annoying to type pet name and do it every time

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Aurelius

i have looked up all the Decidedly Not English names you’ve used yes

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The Awoken

I actually did NOT the first time, I was

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Aurelius

which is why i said YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY USE THE ENGLISH NAME FOR THAT ONE,

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The Awoken

enjoying the mystery

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Aurelius

when you used w/e the fuck East European Roller translated to

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Wait what?

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The Awoken

however during the second iteration, I did google that one, and I was like “ahahahah fuck yeah”

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Aurelius

i don’t remember who it was directed at or maybe it was a discarded pick

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Aurelius

but one of the animals was definitely an east european roller

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Aurelius

and i was Rather Amused by the idea of someone having to say that IC

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

OH!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I think … okay

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Sini is finnish for “blue” (adjective) and Sininen is just the noun version

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Aurelius

(i know awoken is bluejay and aurelius is fennec tho yeah)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

närhi is a jay

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

the pun was

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

töyhtö means like … “crested/ruffled”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

so she was joking about him being naked

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The Awoken

gahahahaha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

since he didn’t have his ruffled cuffs

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Aurelius

aaaaah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

the actual bird it referred to was immaterial

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The Awoken

that is so great

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oops outclevered myself

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Aurelius

ahaha

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Aurelius

yeah I just saw bluejay and was like “yeah okay obviously that tracks” and did not think any longer on it

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

but yeah I absolutely settled on bluejay specifically because it has the word for ruffles in it

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Aurelius

since……….. i mean, look at him

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I mean it works on many, many levels

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The Awoken

<3

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Aurelius

language…. its so powerful……….. AND YOU FUCKERS WANTED TO GO NAMELESS smh

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I didn’t!

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Aurelius

thats true salme was the most willing to play along with the sudden naming game

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The Awoken

you don’t strictly NEED ‘em but they are cute yes!!

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The Awoken

what do you NEED!!!!!!!

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Aurelius

awa, awawawawa~

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

critically I am enough of a Sicko that Salme and Daina have roughly the same meaning and Daina was an alternate name for her I had on tap

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Aurelius

nice

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I can’t do Awa it’s too

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I feels like she’s saying UwU

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Aurelius

dont worry, im brave enough to UwU on camera

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

SPEAKING OF was Aury’s name originally fucking “second best” or do I have the wrong etymology

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Aurelius

yup

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Ice

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Aurelius

see above: subtly is for cowards

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

you’re missing a whole ass syllable

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Aurelius

MISS NAMES HER METHOD ACTOR WHO LIKES EPIC POETY “POEM”

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Aurelius

i looked up the name version, not the Most Accurate To Language version

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

<3

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I was GOING TO SAY that was BRILLIANT and then you got defensive and typo’d at me

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

but yeah guilty as charged

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Aurelius

haha

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The Awoken

hahaha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I am excited for when Awa chooses a name. Assuming he does.

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The Awoken

god I gotta run to work but I will leave with this-

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Aurelius

(specifically i was poking around names that landed in the language teak suggested for Beast, saw this https://www.behindthename.com/name/annarr/submitted and then was like “OH SHIT NO YEAH THIS IS THE ONE, FUCKING PERFECT )*

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The Awoken

awoken has a dichtomy between Needs and Wants, and what he identifies as a Need is VERY few and far between, as far as Wants he is actually vastly selfish, wild in focus, and if anything has been downplaying it a lot. this gives him a gigantic amount of freedom but also makes him flighty

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The Awoken

(hence also why I was like “he’d kind of be perfect in tenebrous because he would just discard darn near everything to get something else”)

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Aurelius

yeah that makes sense

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: vibrates**

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I am so excited to see that get unraveled

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The Awoken

of course, the obvious glowing pain point is the one of memories

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The Awoken

where that switch should be set to ‘off’ under ‘need’

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also gratified because salme WAS trying to ask him who he wanted to be before he … that

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The Awoken

but……… it is ‘on’………………..

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The Awoken

it is possible she would get a different answer in a different context

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Aurelius

i cant believe the awoken LIED on CAMERA………….

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The Awoken

(possible -> highly likely)

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The Awoken

but I mean, right then and there?

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The Awoken

yeah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

he didn’t lie

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

at least I assume

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The Awoken

he has never lied once in this entire campaign

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

it was an honest partial answer that conveniently circumvented the bigger issue

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The Awoken

and has full conviction and belief in the things he says, does, and claims to be able to do

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Aurelius

it’s definitely possible that memories jumped from “do not care” to “actually i need them” after the question was first proposed

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Aurelius

i agree lieing is bad, lets all continue to never lie

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

:)

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The Awoken

sometimes you don’t know a pain point hurts until something brushes up against it :s

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Aurelius

:)

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The Awoken

also ok I guess we can do this

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The Awoken

ice tell ‘em about the concept of Lonely Tails

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Aurelius

SO FUNNY STORY,

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah honestly I am excited to see Pain Points

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Aurelius

part of the reason I was paroosing the Tales longs the other day

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Aurelius

is because I was trying to figure out where the fuck LT first came up, since I was pretty sure Lonely Tails was mentioned before Space Mana happened

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Aurelius

but i could not narrow it down, and my Mana Search Engine (ie fue) did not give any results either

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The Awoken

I want to say LT was mostly referenced in ‘mana folklore’

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Aurelius

so I am actually not well equipped to answer that one, i mostly just remember LT as our enigmatic, lazy as shit boss

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The Awoken

not as like, an actual person doing so

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The Awoken

hahahahaha

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The Awoken

then maybe, I will be the one to tell of Lonely Tails

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The Awoken

………

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The Awoken

during lunch

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Aurelius

oh shit it IS past bed time you’re right

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lol have a good(?) day at work

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

and sleep well

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Aurelius

(and yeah I think you’re right but Myth and Mana were a LOT harder to look up logs for lol)

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Aurelius

(so I abandoned my search for LT since i found the OTHER thing I was curious about (which campaign we actually met the goddess in) (it was the foreigner party in Tales))

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Aurelius

but yes sleep good night!!!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lovely chatting with you both!

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The Dragon

Oh my fucking god yall kept going, I’m so glad / angry I tore myself away to go to fucking sleep lololol

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The Dragon

I love you all looooooool

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The Dragon

Also I’ll say that treating Tenebrous as MtG black in that sense is working as intended

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

my concerns about losing the Awoken in some absurd gambit continue to multiply

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Aurelius

[Daredevil Trait Intensifies]

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

hello Icecylee

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

so. tell me about jorule.

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Aurelius

oh wait it was thrillseeker not daredevil but

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Aurelius

ok so Jorule is one of my oldest characters, who’s been around since The First Mana Game

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Aurelius

and he was a curious little guy who, in his first incarnation, was kind of like…

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Aurelius

how do you describe a minstrel in the context of mana. Something like an animist shaman? They’d make contact with the local spirits, do jobs and favors for them in enchange for spirit coins, when they would then use to craft magical music instruments of power

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: nods**

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Aurelius

So he was big focused on exploring the worlds, having a strong connection to the spiritual, and asking lots of weird questions

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(I may be in and out because I am Actually Doing Work but also I am fascinated and my little noodle brain has been working overtime)

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Aurelius

the first game didn’t last long since it was peter’s campaign

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Aurelius

but a little while later he decided to more or less reboot the idea and i was like, well, I didn’t get to play jorule very much the first time so I’ll just reboot him too

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Aurelius

and he got a little weirder, a little more meta in this process since he vaguely half remembered the previous version of the world in the way a handful of other NPCs did, and also class changed to be closer in fluff to something Akin But Not Exactly a Paladin Of Shade (as a final fantasy dark knight), since fue had decided he wanted to play the minstrel this time

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Aurelius

and he got a little more into digging into the strange parts of the setting, trying to uncover the hidden truths of things, but still big on exploring. He was, at his heart, a very [Undine/Sala Shade/Wisp] character all at once, despite their almost contradictory nature (even though he THINKS of himself as undine/shade) since he was also frequently the one running the party

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Aurelius

When the game eventually ran it course, one of the last sessions I have any solid memory of asking the Sage of Wisp what the [Point/Meaning/Reason] of the world was and they replied ‘lol there is none, do whatever the fuck you want nothing matters’ which kind of Broke Him since he’d been expecting a bigger tilde DEEP MAGIC tilde sort of answer, but really should not have been expecting one from the sage of WISP of all things

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Aurelius

and we like to retroactively joke that this revelation ended the world, in the same that that vlad destroyed the other world

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Aurelius

(all the Spark and White Space stuff also originated from this second instance of the campaign, which we tend to refer to as Myth, as it was actually a fairly long running campaign! the MMOB (man made of bird) who’s been mentioned on ocassion was also from here, and was the Sage of Shade)

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Aurelius

Fast forward a bit, and peter’s running this other game I was not involved in, about, I’m not even sure, some pirates and rebels fighting against a vaguely south american flavored Empire or something…?

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Aurelius

and on the last session I get this PM from Peter and he does,

“okay, so, I’m being a bit weird… but the Emperor God in lemonaid (that’s not actually what the campaign was called but it’s the affectionate pet name for it and i don’t remember the real one) is Actually Jorule Trying His Hand At World Craft, kind of like a Sage? And the party is about to meet him? Any key points I should reference”

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Aurelius

and i’m like “lmao alright lemme poke my head into the session, with the knowledge I have read none of these logs and just kinda wing it, I’ll tell you more or less how to respond and you can filter it as necessary”

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Aurelius

which was a VERY silly thing to do on any level for any reason, but none of the players noticed anything off until we mentioned it later lol

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Aurelius

and from there he got solidified as the Really Really Intensely Shade Motherfucker who was definitely fucking around back stage in addition to on stage

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Aurelius

he was NOT involved in Mana (the one with vlad) since I decided to play a DIFFERENT kind of undine/gnome/luna weirdo that time, but WHILE Mana was running peter decided to do a very goofy, shorter 6~8 session campaign at the same time because he had just watched the Space Dandy anime and was infatuated with it and wanted to go Full Silly mode

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Aurelius

and in the spirit of silly me and fue decided to reuse our Myth characters and brought Jorule and Evelyn back, but IN SPAAAAAAAACE (while hachi was playing this large cyborg dude named Aurelius)

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Aurelius

and we got a couple of increasingly random jobs from a weird lady named LT whom hachi will elaborate on later and it was, generally, just goofy fun all around.

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Aurelius

I put him on the back burner for the next couple of games, though he got mentioned a few times on in game forums, Deep Magic Documents (someone found a list of Pure Hearts with Titles at some point), though in the last one peter attempted to run he did briefly appear in my characters prologue as a sort of shade-guardian angel kind of think and grant her the power of a pure heart to deal with Shit That Was Coming

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Aurelius

and then a Lot Of Time Passed, and i eventually got GM Call once again and got this increasingly, incredibly stupid idea that the longer I thought about it the more I wanted to do it,

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Aurelius

so I built this really complex roguelike system using a bunch of inspiration from a could of different videogames (slay the spire, visions of mana) and a LOT of nostalgia over the older mana games peter used to run (and which teak has ALSO run one or two of)

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Aurelius

which accumulated in jorule Running A Campaign While Also Being The GM PC Point Of Contact, who from a small bar in the deepest reaches of space sent a small group of other meta aware characters on an Impossible Mission to break into a facility run by a group of, uh, well I skipped all D.S stuff but the overall universe of mana was Fairly Wide Reaching and there was a civilization that had, more or less, Reached Meta Enlightenment much like the scattered individual Pure Hearts did and we had several antagonistic run ins with them,

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

nods

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Aurelius

but he sent this group into one of their deep storage facilities, the “Back Burner” to steal something…. which turned out to be an Idea / Artefact (thing used to create new zone’s regions), as like, a kind of Extremely On The Nose metaphorical ‘oh hey I think i found some of my old motivation and wanna Do Stuff’ again kind of thing

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Aurelius

(hachi was one of my players for that, too)

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Aurelius

so he’s a silly little goober with a lot of fingers in a lot of increasingly eldritch pies

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I’m <3ing “old motivation and wanna Do Stuff again” vibe b/c Mood

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Aurelius

(also if one of us ever refer to The Caravan, that’s in reference to a group of Sparks that are aware of the birth and death of New Worlds [campaigns] within that universe and travels between them, since Peter had three major NPC Sparks he liked to have reroll and make difference characters in the same way we our selves did, too)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

So like. Is any part of Jorule shoved into a particular character in this campaign?

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Aurelius

(since a Spark does not necessarily need to be the same character every time, ie Theodore was probably a different aspect of the same Spark that Jorule was, which is why he could possess him when shit got Ultra Mega Weird)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(love that)

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Aurelius

i have put the fear of God into hachi by implying that might be the case but he’s still working out precisely which angle he’s getting messed with from since I’ve also done things implying it could be something else, so that’s a Please Look Forward To It for now

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Aurelius

oh shit that was a lot more typing than I thought it would be i really should start getting ready to go grab groceries for the week lmao

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Aurelius

BUT ONE MORE FUNNY OUT OF CONTEXT MYTH THING since hachi was asking fue about something else earlier this morning and this came up:

[11:26] <Fuepepe> Spirits are good… they made me make a giant ass instrument that played itself at loud volumes to put outside Sage Jochs cave to piss him off.

[11:26] <Icecylee> weird, it was spite that made me do that…………………

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

slksadfj;alsdkjfl;sd

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

OH LMFAO no don’t starve Ice

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Like in terms of my Blind Theorizing I feel like something fucking Weird and Stupid happened and there’s Multiple Guys probably from other Mana games inside the Hunter but I will Look Forward To It

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Aurelius

:)

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The Awoken

ogod icewords

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The Awoken

Lea Monde was the name of the campaign name

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The Awoken

something something Lea Monde

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Aurelius

yeah

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Aurelius

Lost City of Lea Monde

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The Awoken

my character in ice’s most recent Motivation Campaign was just called Spark and had fuck all for details since I was also just trying to shake off the rust and get moving again

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The Awoken

and it worked wonderfully and was a great time and I made a mana tree, 10/10 no notes

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Aurelius

<3

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The Awoken

so, Lonely Tails

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The Awoken

Lonely Tails is a Mana character who’s heard of but not often seen

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The Awoken

They’re more like a mythological figure or folk lore hero or walking aesop fable than an active participant (Stellar Road excepted)

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Tales of Lonely Tails often involve them solving problems in a very matter-of-factly way with ease and simplicity even though the tasks themselves seem impossible

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if you remember the bit from last session about awoken talking about solving a kudzu problem, that’s basically an example of a lonely tails solution

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except nothing bad would happen to them, because:

It’s Good To Be Lonely Tails!

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everything ‘works out’ for them and their will is transformative and they benefit

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The Awoken

of course… what this means is that It’s Good To Be Lonely Tails, but it is sometimes suspect to be around Lonely Tails

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Aurelius

nyo~

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “it’s sometimes suspect to be around lonely tails” oh no

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Aurelius

hope whats good for LT is also good for me

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Due to a series of misfiring theories I very briefly was operating on a possible theory that “The Awoken is a trans lady but Forgot”

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Aurelius

oop

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The Awoken

hahahaha

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

awww heck I can’t create scenes

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Aurelius

you can’t???

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Only the Dragon can create scenes, says the red text box that now lives forever here until I refresh probably

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Aurelius

oh that is indeed a dragon only thing

weird i thoght we were able to do it too

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Oh no I can click it away

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Aurelius

yeah sam, i just though he had explicitly set it up so that wuold could make ‘em too

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The Dragon

Why the hell of fuck of ass do I have that showing up to players if you can’t make scenes, smdh. Where are you at?

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Hello

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Uhhh probably just nearby / quiet corner of the camp area?

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Into the Tangle II works if you want

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Kay - do you want to start with what you’re doing or have me start with finding you?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

hmmm I should probably start so you know where/what to find?

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

word

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

done

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

okay I DO need to ask our intrepid dragon a question

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Ooooh now the dragon is intrepid

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

the dragon is many things

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

ohhhhh draaaaaaaagon

ꙮ Hello yes I had to make CPU whirring noises for a second.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

okay that question is 1. a Good One but 2. is SO FUNNY for Reasons that I’ll explain ooc after this

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

nice

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

ROBOT KNOWS BOTH PHYSICAL PUNCH AND EMOTIONAL PUNCH

ꙮ Unua is such a good robot <3

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oh just

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

do that

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

okay sure

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

EXCUSES ARE THE NAILS THAT BUILD THE HALLS OF FAILURE. YOU WILL ESTEEM OR THE ROBOT WILL CONTINUE :P

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

SHE IS WORKING ON IT

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

area woman tries to explain “rhizome” without the word “rhizome”

ꙮ gahahahahha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oops wasn’t going to do transgressive sword-saint crimes but if good robot is offering…

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(brb must go do Cat Dinnertime)

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Not asking if using gnosis is a crime. Asking if I can help without viewing the contents of mask mcmaskerson.

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I should have specified

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Unua isn’t sure if they should / Reibello feels like the answer is ‘Unua should not look’

ꙮ I’ll let Kay clarify but it felt to me like Salme was implying a literal, rather than figurative, second set of eyes? Nobody’s ever used the Mask alongside someone who isn’t from Almachadta before, to your knowledge. Who knows what would happen!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yes

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

You.

ꙮ That’s right, I do know what will happen. What an excellent observation.

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Don’t clap yourself on the back too hard there, oh Dragon mine

ꙮ Listen, sometimes I genuinely DON’T know what the fuck will happen until it does. A lot of the time, honestly.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

this is true. teakgestaltwissen

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Aurelius

Hi Dragon :3

ꙮ Hello.

ꙮ Is Salme touching the Mask?

ꙮ It was unclear and I didn’t want to jump the gun.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

OOPS yeah she is

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

let me

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Oh hello, constellation

ꙮ Mask just immediately tries to sniff Unua’s butt

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

what. the fuck.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

my weird memory dog digs you?

ꙮ arf arf

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Yeah I have what we all know are “What a good questions”

ꙮ =)

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

OMEGA OMEGA OMEGA wait no actually

ꙮ slowly they are inculcated into the ways

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

what is the omega thing again?

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

(also did we need to gnosis at all?)

ꙮ ’a string of omega symbols’ or the word ‘incomplete’ usually means a weird reality glitch is happening or a weakly godlike entity is having an exceptionally poor day

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I got u

ꙮ damnit I wanted to give you a chance to roll for something and then I didn’t actually call for a DC because I got distracted by my own narration

ꙮ lol

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

This is not unexpected :P

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

well I was thinking maybe we/unua at least could pellucid roll to make this clearer?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

is what I was signalling

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The Wolf-Priest

-whispers- this is COOL

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Hey!

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Diving into that which has been burnt away and might be dangerous looking for emotions? RED BABY

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

finally rolled a die worth spending Arete on

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Am I not.


Frantically adds to the crackpot theory dot txt file
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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

oh damn

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

… oh damn?

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

The arete spend

ꙮ One moment.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Salme is the worlds #1 arete spender this bitch CANNOT keep an arete to save her life

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

LOL

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Teak, get this PC the “Big Spender” Honoria

ꙮ Gahahahha

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Speaking of which, how’s not having 20mil credits?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I actually was going to ask if you track arete spend and accrual rates because that would be interesting (I say in data sicko)

ꙮ God, I SHOULD do that.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(data sicko)

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

The plot thickens.

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The Awoken

the thick plottens

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

As the thick, I generally plod more than I plotten

ꙮ Salme’s just like, man I already had ENOUGH reasons to kick his ass from Hell to breakfast

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

you do not

understand

HOW ANGRY

she is

at this moment

ꙮ I think I have a reasonably solid idea!

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The Wolf-Priest

About as angry as Wolf’s gonna be when he learns**

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Also - don’t want to hog the whole thing - lemme know when I’m good to proceed with the original plan for the scene

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Salme got some FEELS rn

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Two Chuckfucks: Hey, why don’t you just. Have Emotions?

A Sensible Wolf: also just has emotions**

Salme: Okay. Immediate rage blackout**

ꙮ vbtghfdyuihbvhfdiuhhbiudgfhbuogthb

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

LOL you’re not hogging the whole thing robot is not going to get their second plan if this chick cannot get a handle on it.

ꙮ unua is such a good robot

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

UNUA KNOWS WHAT PLOT SMELLS LIKE.

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Do Endjinn have olfactory organs?

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Or just factory organs?

ꙮ Endjinn have (organs of sensation).

ꙮ Writing Lightdrinkers into this game was the best decision I have made so far after “picking the cast I picked”.

ꙮ i love Salme so much

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

sorry mx. robot now has the angriest creature alive.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

on their hands

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

THat’s fine. CK came from the Beast. They got anger in spades.

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Aurelius

So Much Murder Thoughts Today

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

today?

ꙮ Today particularly.

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The Awoken

a day ending in ‘y’!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

was anyone else particularly murderous?

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Aurelius

remember the offer to Do A Murder

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

OH well yeah. YOU TOOK HER OUT OF HER BEAUTIFULLY CONSTRUCTED CAGE OF RADIANT SELFLESSNESS

ꙮ UNUA IS SO CUTE OH MY GOD

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Unua doesn’t actually want to kill the Architect. But he sure as hell wouldn’t mind watching Salme beat the shit out of him.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

You, Icecylee, specifically, took her out of the cage.

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

In fact, he would really like it.

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Aurelius

:)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

well Hachi also didn’t help, but you gave the Whole Speech About It

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

gonna need another “Okay so Aury that time you almost got super-mega for real killed. How … might one … do that. Just. Out of curiosity”

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Aurelius

unua sure is from the beast

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Goddamn right

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Listen, they don’t like violence if it can be avoided. But everyone on the Beast knows, sometimes, you can’t.

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Aurelius

:D :D

ꙮ help the robot is hot

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

honestly can we give Unua some arete or something I read that as like a Perfect Temper II passive success

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

or let teo roll or something just to see if anything explodes

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

ty dragon

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I got a plan :D

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

RUDE

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

making me CRY

ꙮ god DAMN <3 <3 <3

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Had that burning a hole in my brain since Sunday

ꙮ fuckin love you, man

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also I can Respond but if you have More To Say I am Entirely Ears

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I am quick offering a Unua lore drop to Teak to redact appropriately, sorry

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

kk just lmk!

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

🙧

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

<3

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

okay question: she has another question for Unua, but it is not urgent/main plot relevant, and I know it close to Teo Bedtime. Would you like me to ask, or would you like me to save it for later? I think this is a good place to break if you wanna get to bed is why I’m asking.

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Go for it

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Appreciate the consideration

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

erp got my copys and pastes mixed up there. Fixed now.

ꙮ <Salme> Are we gonna hafta KILL HER ASS TOO

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

lmao

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Aurelius

^(o_o) ^

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

shhh I was trying to signal that quietly

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

ice wtf does that emoji mean

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The Awoken

hahahaha

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The Awoken

ice was that supposed to be a hachiface

ꙮ the strangepaths markdown formatting just makes it look like someone with a fist raised behind their head very aggressively giving the camera the finger at an askew angle and honestly i’m here for it

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Aurelius

no that was the old school rein Do It face

that got weird due to carrots

but it’s a hype lil guy encouraging bad ideas

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Aurelius

or good ideas, sometimes

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The Awoken

hahaha

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The Awoken

THAT’S RIGHT IT’S DOUBLE CAROTS

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Aurelius

yeah haha

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The Awoken

: “she says I cheat at cards and now she’s trying to cheat at the Rite”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

she’s (rotating) whether what she Wants to do is a Bad Idea or a Good Idea

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

that was a value-neutral statement, Hachi

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The Awoken

oh i’m judgin’ (positively)

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The Wolf-Priest

Spoiler alert: Wolf is absolutely going to try to win.

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Oh I know

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

We should try.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I think that’s scene, unless there’s something else you’d like to do

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

wrap!

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Thanks for taking the time!!

ꙮ that was utterly delightful, both of you

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

<3

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

that was wonderful thank you

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The Wolf-Priest

Lovely, both of you

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

thank you!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Okay so Ice. Since Aurelius’ being starlit is dependent on being underestimated, do your chances of being Starlit reduce every time you do something cool? Because if so…

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

you’re like never going to get to click that box

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Aurelius

PROBABLY HONESTLY,

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Aurelius

luckily only uh…………..

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Aurelius

ONE of the Godlike Beings saw the opening of the game………………..

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Aurelius

and the rest of it is mostly people IN the party going ‘??? :O’

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Yeah good thing nobody is working on telling the story of her really cool boon companions

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

that would for sure be a problem

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Aurelius

luckily ya’ll dont know what the fuck Published Authors are

ꙮ i mean, strangers can still underestimate you, once

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

sorry please regale me with the rich print culture on the Beast

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Aurelius

ok you say that,

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Aurelius

and you laugh, confident, “what would a bunch of punch obsessed monsters what with books,”

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Aurelius

AND THEN YOU REMEMBER, WE HAVE MAD SCIENTIST, PEOPLE THAT DISSECT MONSTERS AND THEN CRAFT WITH THEM… AND MOST IMPORTANTLY………………… THE IRON CHEFS AND THEIR AWARD WINNING COOK BOOKS

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Aurelius

we got books For Days

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I actually was mostly wondering where you were getting the paper.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

considering your sad wimpy trees

ꙮ did I actually answer that with something incredibly stupid at some point, it feels like a thing I would have answered with something incredibly stupid

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The Awoken

you mumbled something about ‘tin pulpy paper’

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

hm wow if you actually used your wiki to WRITE DOWN YOUR WORLDBUILDING DETAILS IN A METHODICAL WAY maybe this would not be a problem.

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Aurelius

damn

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The Awoken

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

nevermind best boy has you covered

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The Awoken

get their ass

ꙮ lmao

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

and like teak DID just describe the beast as “himbos stacked like cordwood” so just because Aury is the Nerd King of Nerdhalla (hot) doesn’t mean everyone there is.

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The Awoken

omg that’s why aurelius has the welding goggles that’s how you write on it

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The Awoken

you gotta weld

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Aurelius

i mean they’re not a LARGE portion, certainly,

ꙮ anyways i think they have some kind of jank ass papyrus motherfucker of a plant substance that you can write on

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Aurelius

just like the farmers aren’t, but they’re a highly respected and valued segment of the community!!

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Aurelius

but like if you’re head of monster research R&D you probably got all the REAL super sicko mode wiring going on in your brain

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The Awoken

it WOULD be funny if the beast only had phone book/pulp novel type paper

ꙮ ”teakwood where do the books in samudra come from” christ i don’t know. kelp fiber. i don’t have a good answer there. i swear I actually figured something out for the Beast b/c they DO have like. pamphlets and posters and shit.

ꙮ it’s immensely shitty paper though

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Aurelius

DIGITAL BOOKS

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The Awoken

ok jrr teakkien

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Aurelius

CONTAINED WITHIN THE LIGHT OF THE CRYSTALINE PDA

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

okay 1. it can’t be papyrus you send that shit thru a printing press it’s goint to disintegrate

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

2. OR they DON’T have a printing press

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

and papyrus is Fine

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

which lmfao get rekt ice

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Aurelius

hahah

ꙮ is there a plant that grows in utter shit conditions that you can make shitty paper out of? i should know this offhand but I don’t

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

and 3. still @ icecylee you really are not escaping the “nerd king of himbo mountain”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “no I swear we do Science and stuff”

ꙮ i’ll probably ACTUALLY have an answer to this tomorrow I’m just Reeling From An Awful Revelation and eepy lmao

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Aurelius

honestly there’s probably not much of a reason they would NEED an automated printed press and not just like, the one where you’d do all the stamps out in the frame and manually press tbh

ꙮ even that kind of printing press would utterly fuck up papyrus lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

^ the guy who literally admitted he’s the only one who bothers to mess around with fiends for utility

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Aurelius

since all the turbo nerds are probably concentrated in one place anyway, and I imagine notice boards probably run on like, chalkboards????

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Aurelius

aha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

hmmm I mean. You could look at supports for Japanese woodblock stuff?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

not that you guys have enough trees for that

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Aurelius

we just gotta go to The Forest Zone

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

old paper was made from rag pulp which the rags were mostly linen which, lol no chance buddy

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

man do you guys even have soft clothes?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Did Aury touch a sheet for the first time and go “holy shit”

ꙮ hahahahha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(I’m sure you can get pretty far with fiendcraft and depending on the fiends maybe make stuff out of them but

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

sorry this is me weaponizing knowledge just to be mean to icecylee

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

icecycliceleeycee

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Aurelius

hahah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

sometimes your screenname develops extra letters

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Aurelius

thats how that works yeah

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Aurelius

i feel like

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Aurelius

if cotton can grow in africa and australia, it can grow in the beast

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

you realize “africa” has like. very fertile land right?

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Aurelius

Make Up The Difference With Mulch

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

it also requires WATER like a lot

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

what are you mulching with? metal bits?

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Aurelius

what do you think the gate to samudra is there for???? plot relevant vacations????? NO IT’S FOR THE SECRET WATER PUMP

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Aurelius

alternative answer: monster blood and cactus juice!!!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

mr. spent the entire time on almachadta going “look at these barbarians. wait, they can USE TOOLS?” can’t even theorize horticulture on the beast smh

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Aurelius

fuck you we (rotate) our crops with the best of ‘em

ꙮ [cackles]

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

okay I don’t think there’s a secret waterb pump but there probably should be

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

gahaadfgfa okay

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Aurelius

yeah it’s just the water one, we leave the waterb all to them

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I admit defeat the use of (rotate) was too good

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Aurelius

hahaha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

though samudra water pipeline when

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

actually what is rainfall like on the beast and almachadta?

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Aurelius

oh looks the clouds are gathering OH NO THEY FLEW INTO THE BALL OF FIRE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DONUT AND VAPORIZED

ꙮ oops, centrelight’s leaking

ꙮ (i’ll Actually Answer That tomorrow too)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also can you have plants that don’t have any sunlight at all? is the beast limited to low-chlorophyll stuff?

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Aurelius

they’re simply Built Different

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also what are the beast’s 10/12 moons reflecting other than a countdown

ꙮ plants on the Beast are weird as fuck. there’s some degree of Weird Fantasy Biology happening on both Samudra and the Beast but like. the plants, they are fuckin weird

ꙮ that’s such a great question there’s even rite-tone flavour text about it

ꙮ although 10/10 wording, flawless victory

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Aurelius

they simply do not understand the full scope of the queen’s radiance :(

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lolf okay the idea of the centrelight just vaporizing rainclouds is hysterical

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

fuck you teakwood if you make me comb through all the rite flavortext AGAIN

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(i will)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

well sure hope no one tries to eclipse her radiance then!

ꙮ i might actually get to gesture at the actual answer IC this weekend

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Aurelius

do not assassinate the lode baring overseerer

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

you were cheering me on earlier!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

what is this sudden sense og Responsibility

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Aurelius

no that was the robot

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

the robot was absolutely Not encouraging me to assassinate the scorpion queen

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Aurelius

i didn’t do that either!!!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

hm.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

well I’ll (rotate) it

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I’m actually going to sleep, gnight losers

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Aurelius

good night!

ꙮ i am also going the fuck to sleep having written down the Terrible Revelation i received, gnight nerds <3

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Aurelius

ok but did it come to you in a prophetic vision or an apocolyptic nightmare

ꙮ yes

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Aurelius

Nice

ꙮ both of those and also me going sickos.gif realising how many of you i’d be able to AoE at a time

ꙮ Please Look Forward To It

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Aurelius

oboy

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The Awoken

aurelius thinking that the only mother that exists is Wire Mother is so sad :(

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The Awoken

also salme sometimes, you have to kill someone for yourself**

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Aurelius

the who now

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The Awoken

it’s a reference to a fucked up experiment in the 50s where,

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The Awoken

a guy experimented with baby monkeys to investigate the concept of mother-infant bonding and surrogate mothers

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The Awoken

: “To investigate the debate, Harlow created inanimate surrogate mothers for the rhesus infants from wire and wood.[15] Each infant became attached to its particular mother, recognizing its unique face and preferring it above all others. Harlow next chose to investigate if the infants had a preference for bare-wire mothers or cloth-covered mothers. For this experiment, he presented the infants with a clothed mother and a wire mother under two conditions. In one situation, the wire mother held a bottle with food, and the cloth mother held no food. In the other situation, the cloth mother held the bottle, and the wire mother had nothing.[15]*

*Overwhelmingly, the infant macaques preferred spending their time clinging to the cloth mother.[15]”

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The Awoken

: “…Another study looked at the differentiated effects of being raised with only either a wire-mother or a cloth-mother.[22] Both groups gained weight at equal rates, but the monkeys raised on a wire-mother had softer stool and trouble digesting the milk, frequently suffering from diarrhea. Harlow’s interpretation of this behavior, which is still widely accepted, was that a lack of contact comfort is psychologically stressful to the monkeys, and the digestive problems are a physiological manifestation of that stress.[22]”

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Aurelius

aha

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The Awoken

<aury, unua> “no, salme, you don’t actually have to kill SQ-”

<salme> https://youtu.be/VOK4NtCkNGg?si=SKdrkS3tvNSahEwj

ꙮ loooool

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

guys don’t worry Salme will sanity check any plans with Awoken! you’re good.

ꙮ Profoundly reassuring

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Aurelius

thank god exp doesn’t exist here

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

exp?

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Aurelius

experience points

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yes sorry I knew the abbreviation but why thank god?

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Aurelius

can you imagine how more wonton awoken would be with practical applications of violence if there WAS?????

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

what are you talking about? he’s just a li’l guy

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Aurelius

a lil guy with no incentive to Destroy Everything In His Path, whom none the less still idly thinks about it

ꙮ haven’t you ever stood in front of a map of the world in your pyjamas and thought about Death

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Aurelius

Perfectly Normal Activity For Normal People

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

well you know maybe those things in his path should consider getting Out Of The Way?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

god forbid a voidtwink do anything

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Aurelius

you’re right we SHOULD blow up the centerlight

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Aurelius

ive seen the error of my ways

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah let’s kill SQ AND the Architect and Seye if they’re around

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

but like super mega dead

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Aurelius

no we can’t kill seye then who will mess with fue’s characters

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

IDK man not my problem

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

love watching you have to be the responsible one now after your big ACTUALLY FUCK IT DO WHAT YOU WAAAAANT

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Aurelius

this is what happens when you try and be nice to a hillbilly anarchist i guess

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Teak you also need to give us “yapping in elsewhere data” preferably in a pie chart so Ice and I can enjoy the fact that we apparently don’t ever shut up

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Aurelius

WHICH I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN FROM JUSTIFIED, except sam’s not here to laugh at that joke

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

ANARCHIST, you asshole, Salme is deeply community-minded**

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

and also don’t want to hear it from a smut pamphlets planet mcnerdguy

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Aurelius

you will perceive the steel balls and you will like it

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

aury inventing his own Printing Fiend in order to mass produce his steel ball smut

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Aurelius

god no if we’re getting FIENDS involved we’re AT THE BARE MINIMUM inventing elaborate automaton puppet shows, if not television

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

you know I think you should ask the dragon if you can add an elaborate automaton puppet show to The Beast

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

maybe not a smutty one but that would be a FASCINATING mode of storytelling to witness

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

obviously you must ask your planetary compatriot

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Aurelius

we got auto playing pianos how hard could automaton puppet shows be, asked someone that is clearly not an engineer

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

well you’re sort of … playing an engineer?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

whether you meant to or not?

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Aurelius

warlocks aren’t engineers :(

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

mmmm you’re a wizard with a weirdass pact

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

< says person with Extremely Limited Practical D&D experience

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Aurelius

haha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

also to be fair, automatons were first created like … hundreds of years before the player piano

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Aurelius

funnily enough wizards are like…. the only D&D wizards that are actually like… smart/researchers most of the others run on instinct or borrowed power

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah I always found that weird? like they’re the ONLY class with Int as their main stat?

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Aurelius

THE CHILDREN YERN FOR ELABORATE AUTOMATON PUPPET SHOWS ABOUT THE HUNTS THEY CAN’T PARTICIPATE IN

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Aurelius

that does make sense

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

AUTOMATON PUPPETSHOW ABOUT THAT TIME THE SQ KICKED YOUR ASS

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

sticking it in a rite wasn’t enough

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Aurelius

probably :(

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

the int thing makes sense?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

would you be willing to explain?

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Aurelius

oh no the shouting thing

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

OH gotcha

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Aurelius

but they did add more INT classes as time went on (and some fake it anyway)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

actually how old do you have to be to go on a Hunt on the Beast

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I feel like this is a “you’re ten, get your sword Carlos”

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Aurelius

That’s A Good Question,

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Aurelius

it’s almost certainly tied to your coming of age ceremony

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

IDK why I went with “Carlos” when the Beast clearly has like … some East Asian flavor going on

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Aurelius

fuck if I could guess when that might be practically tho.

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Aurelius

famous east asian city, Queenstown

ꙮ oh holy god 47 messages

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

okay Mr. Image Song In Mongolian

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Aurelius

in my head it’s Very Melting Pot-y and no one wonders why all the humans are so diverse (in the same way no one wonders why all the metahumans are so diverse)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I guess that makes sense … there’s stuff in … Mongolian, Viet..namese? and … Greek?

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Aurelius

(because you Got Access To Sliders In The Character Creator obv)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(hahahahaha)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

though I guess I shouldn’t overindex on the image song languages considering Almachadta isn’t really cohesive either

ꙮ honestly i’m into weird elaborate puppet shows, that seems like a Beast sort of thing to do

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

or maybe it secretly is

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

THANK YOU DRAGON I knew you’d agree

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Aurelius

yeah it’s not like aurelius ever randomly started talking in mongolian or anything, because english is the only language that exists nod**

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

well, and Latin

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Aurelius

WHO WAS SPEAKING LATIN I’M GUNNA FIGHT THEM

ꙮ there is, in general, a baffling array of genetic diversity among humans (and metahumans, on Alma and the Beast) yes

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

buddy, YOUR NAME IS LATIN

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Aurelius

names aren’t real

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oh fuck off you turd

ꙮ names are the realest thing there is

ꙮ aren’t they

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

you threw out “aurum” like COME ON

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

hmmmmm. are names the realist thing there is?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

what’s in a name after all?

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Aurelius

please ask me to elaborate on that Later it’s very funny why I had that on deck and ready to go

ꙮ a miserable pile of secrets. wait no

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Aurelius

NAMES ARE FAKE AS SHIT but they have untold power within them,

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

and this is why I have “approximate knowledge of many things” because “what’s in a name” immediately became “and its men and women merely players” which is. Not Correct.

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Aurelius

so i guess true names are the realest thing there is………………………………..

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Okay

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Aurelius

gunna jump scare the awoken with random Pitches For His True Name every sessions from now on

ꙮ many things which are fake as shit have untold power within them

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

how are you defining real/fake and how are you defining “true”

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Aurelius

joke’s on you i’m NOT defining them i’m just saying a bunch of shit very confidently in the manner of the scribes of eld

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

because considering LANGUAGE ITSELF IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT which nevertheless DESCRIBES AND SHAPES OUR OWN COGNITION that means–

ꙮ :catnod:

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Ice is being mean to me he won’t talk about epistemology :(

ꙮ you chose a wild fucking campaign to play in if you won’t talk about epistemology

ꙮ not as wild as Rev though, please look forward to the entire-ass conlang

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

> i’m just saying a bunch of shit very confidently in the manner of the scribes of eld

you don’t need to credit the scribes of eld you blaze new paths in this endeavor every day, Icecylee

ꙮ NFBHCJKDEFHFKIJUEDHFIUKJHGBIYUKFJGBHHFIEU

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(a non-coward would do TWO conlangs)

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Aurelius

SIIIIIGH, IF I MUST,

“Cogito, ergo sum”

SIGH

ꙮ I don’t have anything interesting to say with Solaran other than “waow, old and culturally resonant” :(

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

FIGURE OUT SOMETHING TO SAY

ꙮ ñeh

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Aurelius

ONLY NERDS LEARN SOLARAN

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

If you just do Latin then that has lots of implications on like. connection to earth linguistic structures

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(I know I won’t win this fight really but I feel rather attached to arguing the point)

ꙮ i’m tolkien translation hypothesis-ing both Solaran and Common and not doing so with Eriwenu deliberately. the ACTUAL answer would be to make Solaran Latin and make you all learn Esperanto for Common I guess!!!!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I mean

ꙮ Common isn’t actually English either

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

if it wasn’t Esperanto and if it was any of the bazillion languages I NEED to learn I’d do it

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Aurelius

That’s It I’m Fucking Playing A Tethered (Newly Arrived)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Tethered?

ꙮ malheureusement, je ne peux pas vraiment écrire en français

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Aurelius

i don’t think teak is ACTUALLY going to use the races as races when he does the system conversion for Rev but i am implying I’d be playing an alien that doesn’t know the local language(s) upon being threatened to learn esperanto again

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

You can’t French when Reibello isn’t around that’ll make him sad

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

WAIT you’ve been threatened to learn esperanto more than once?

ꙮ he’s not even going to read the backscroll. he’ll NEVER KNOW I was frenching of my own free will

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Aurelius

no I learned a Very Small amount of esperanto in the course of reading a VN a few years ago and then forget it very quickly

ꙮ he’ll be sad and he won’t even know why :D :D

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

what … kind of VN uses esperanto?

ꙮ the kind of person who writes the kind of VN that Ice consumes is, on average, a teakwood level word pervert

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Aurelius

one that is an isekai but instead of hand waving it away they go hard on the Other World part and everyone that isn’t the protagonist speaks esperanto

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

malheureusement < had to translate this one, and what a FASCINATING construction of a word

ꙮ so it doesn’t surprise me

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

that’s … kind of really cool?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah what kind of VN DOES Ice consume?

ꙮ incredibly cool fucking shit i put on my list and then never get around to because my brain has a deeply unfortunate allergy to VNs :(

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Aurelius

i have a surprisingly wide range

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “surprisingly”

ꙮ Ice will watch Almost Literally Any Anime while bitching the entire time about how bad it is, but he has, as far as I can tell, impeccable taste in VNs lol

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Aurelius

god what was the one I almost got you to read i can’t remember i only know i was yowling about it to you and hachi because I was worried about spoiling it for fue lmao

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Aurelius

i mean i read a lot of shit VN too but

ꙮ it’s possible that he also reads shit garbage VNs and just doesn’t tell me about them idk, he has a finely calibrated sense of what will make me howl at the moon

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

aslkfdjas;dlfkjasd;lfjkasd;lfjl; honestly I kinda want to experience an Icecylee “watches trash anime and then has to bitch about it being trash” that sounds fun

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Aurelius

i don’t talk about those as much b/c they’re not bad in interesting ways

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Aurelius

(i’m still proud of getting julian to play baldr sky but it was like, artisanally hand crafted to critically hit julian in his soul from the get go so >_> )

ꙮ hahahahah

ꙮ also ice hatewatching something that’s fascinatingly appalling is amazing and everyone should get to experience it at least once yes

ꙮ fascinating in the like, Cultist Simulator sense, where you need the dread it invokes to bring you back down to earth

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Aurelius

hahaha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I mean yeah I figure it would be really interesting. Listening to ice break things down and analyze stuff is always interesting.

ꙮ :catnod:

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I’m kind of curious about stuff you consider “good” and stuff you consider “bad in interesting ways” though I’m sure I’d probably not have enough overlap to know much

ꙮ there’s Good And Works In Every Way and there’s good but its reach exceeded its grasp in an interesting, texturey way and there’s bad you want to vivisect to see its organs and how they engage with one another, or don’t, and there’s bad that just makes you want to take a shower (and infinite gradations between them all)

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Aurelius

it’s true it’d be kinda hard to go into detail if you do not, yourself, actually watch a ton of anime (tho i do have a MAL account i’ve kept up with Forever)

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Aurelius

DONT FORGET THE CARDINAL SIN OF THE 5 RATING: simply being boring, with nothing interesting going on good or bad

ꙮ butterless mashed potatoes of an anime, yes, i have experienced these

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I watch an Amount of Anime? I have things I like but I get bored Watching things easily.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I mean my first real Online Community was an Inuyasha forum I’ve always been a weeb

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Aurelius

looking at my listed of 10 rates shows and going ‘yes this does indeed Sound Like Me’ lmao

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

what are they?

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Aurelius

https://myanimelist.net/animelist/Icecylee?status=2&order=4&order2=0

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Aurelius

hilariously at this point I think i have one show in basically every kind of genre up there now, too

ꙮ i love how every single one of the shows in your 10s and 9s that i have actually WATCHED i am like yES YES YES CORRECT THAT WAS GREAT lol

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Aurelius

yeah I don’t actually rec anything to anyone that’s under a 7 (except fue when he’s looking to refill in backlog and it was a Particularly Bad Set of Seasons then sometimes we dip into interesting 6s)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Okay I’m am sort of laughing at Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid being higher than Cowboy Beebop

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(not judging, just I can imagine the amount of nerds who’d explode about that)

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Aurelius

what can i say gay dragon lady with huge tits is very powerful

ꙮ respect

ꙮ Baccano and Durarara!! at 8 feels like heresy to me but I guess Durarara!! did not rewrite everyone’s brain

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Aurelius

god I’m trying to think of why bebop was a 9, I think it’s just because i had watched a lot of good shit around when I finally got around to actually…. deciding to grab a batch and watch The Entire Thing instead of random out of context epsidoes on toonami and then it turned out it Was Not Perfect After All (but still very good)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I loved Baccano but could not get into Durarara!! for some reason

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Aurelius

i mean 8s are still shit I yowl incessantly about

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Okay gotta be honest, Mob Psycho 100 at an 8 hurts me

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Aurelius

8s are a good rating!!!

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Aurelius

i use the entire fucking scale

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah but that’s probably my Favorite

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Aurelius

aha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

you also have way wider taste than I do

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

actually is there a genre you dont like?

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Aurelius

I’m actually not really big on horror,

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Aurelius

generally, but sometimes they hit a really specific angle and I’m like “yeah actually this rules”

ꙮ Icecylee, I love you and I want you to know that. (I just got to SAO at a 3 and I know I’m getting to the entries that are going to make me laugh)

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Aurelius

<3

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Aurelius

you even know one of the 1s on there

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Oh I’d love to hear what you think of Gankutsuou

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

actually several of these

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

the 10s I know are ones I agree with.

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Aurelius

because me and verne occasionally stare into the distance and remember it in the same was a WW1 vet remembers the entire rest of their platoon being motored in front of their eyes.

ꙮ god what was the name of that one fucking weird assed show

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Aurelius

hmm what was gankutsuou

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(also I loved Darker Than Black when I watched it. I’ve been meaning to rewatch it)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

the count of monte cristo retelling but he’s a vampire and real gay

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Aurelius

Huh

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Aurelius

i don’t remember this but I apparently gave it is a seven so i must have liked it

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Aurelius

2004-2005 god that would have been in the fansub era

ꙮ with the really fucking… esoteric assed YA scifi dystopia vibes place… that opened like a really gay teak/peter campaign but then super aggressively failed to stick the landing

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Aurelius

you would be shocked to know how little that narrows it down teak

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Aurelius

was it something you watched or something people yowled about

ꙮ I watched it and was really into it and would still probably give it like a 7 but it made me really angry and confused lol

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Aurelius

OH

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Aurelius

uh

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Aurelius

was it one of the shows

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Aurelius

with The Composer

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Aurelius

the one me and you cat faced at julian all the time about ti

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Aurelius

until the tables turned and he got to do it at us

ꙮ it WASN’T No. 6, which I watched around the same time iirc, and it… i have no idea wtf you’re talking about so I don’t think so

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oh No. 6 gave me conniptions

ꙮ GOD

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

it was so good but also … like ????

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Aurelius

no. 6 was Actually Gay not pretend gay

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah

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Aurelius

YOU DO KNOW

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Aurelius

you just don’t know it because I can’t remember the name

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Aurelius

not aldnoah but the one before that

ꙮ OH FUCKING

ꙮ NO

ꙮ No not that fucking show

ꙮ God

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Aurelius

during the area of all that team doing a bunch of Almost Good shows

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Aurelius

oh not that one? lol

ꙮ What was that fucking show fucking called fuck fuck fuck I redacted it out of my memory fucking fully except for the soundtrack

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I am still in the 7s holy shit how do you Consume this much anime

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Aurelius

lets see if i can get there via aldnoah credits

ꙮ also the fucking. waltz scene in No. 6 would have made me come out of the closet if i hadn’t already been out of the closet

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Aurelius

b/c for 2 decades i watched Almost Everything except for the shit i was 100% sure i didn’t care about going in

ꙮ I remember being ultra pissed off at the ending of No. 6 for some reason but I can’t recall why

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Aurelius

and a Lot of stuff before and since then (i have recently learned how to drop bad shows out of necessity Lmao 52+ fucking show seasons are not worth it)

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Aurelius

They Ded

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(gj on dropping the bad ones)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I just remember No. 6 needed to be a longer story

ꙮ that might have been in my “i need to see one (1) show with Actual Gays that don’t die at the end” era idk. also it felt rushed

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I was pretty satisfied with Gankutsuou personally but also it’s Weirdly one of the more loyal count of monte cristo adaptations, somehow

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Aurelius

the victorians were nothing is not horny

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Aurelius

GUILTY CROWN

ꙮ AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Aurelius

thanks sawano credit list i knew i’d remember it if i saw the name

ꙮ it’s amazing that two arbitrary words in the context of each other can make me that angry

ꙮ soundtrack slapped though

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Aurelius

but that WASN’T the show you were asking about????

ꙮ there is no universe where i would dignify guilty crown with a 7

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Aurelius

lmao

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Aurelius

did it have vampires

ꙮ what did you giv– ugh. ugh!

ꙮ oh okay your 7s are all of my “this was utter dogshit”

ꙮ OH SHINSEKAI YORI / FROM THE NEW WORLD that’s

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Aurelius

listen getting to laugh at julian being mad at guilty crown for multiple months may have bumped it

ꙮ the one I couldn’t think of

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Aurelius

b/c i was definitely mad about the end too

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Aurelius

OH THAT

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Aurelius

shit

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Aurelius

idk if i could have got that because it WAS so aggressively weird I didn’t know you had seen it

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Aurelius

i assume i can blame verne for that????

ꙮ it was SO weird, i loved how weird it was

ꙮ that was also the brief period where i was watching, like, anything that y’all seemed to think was Good And Interesting

ꙮ and the first couple episodes were insanely compelling

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Aurelius

the children may have a bit of social sex, as a treat (read: brainwashing mechanism)

ꙮ bizarre fucking show

ꙮ i should watch most of your 9s and 10s that I haven’t watched sometime

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Aurelius

Please For The Love Of God Watch Odd Taxi And Hotel Apocolypse

ꙮ takes notes

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Aurelius

god what do I even have on here

ꙮ holy shit when did they make an anime of The Summer Hikaru Died, did someone tell me about that and I just forgot

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Aurelius

YES, I EVEN MENTIONED IT

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Aurelius

and said i’d yell at you about it more when S2 drops

ꙮ oh maybe i was waiting for S2

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Aurelius

but that was on my list of Shit I Brought Up As Teak Anime and you went “lmao actually i know about the manga and am mildly surprised YOU are bringing the anime to my attention”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

you guys are cute

ꙮ loooooool that tracks, it is the most teakwood thing and much less an icecylee sort of thing

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

my friend is really into that one right now. Do you think I’d like it Teak?

ꙮ aaaaaaaalmost certainly yes

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

where is the Teakwood/Icecylee anime taste venn diagram

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I mean Dis likes it, and Dis has good taste, except Dis also likes Supernatural, so.

ꙮ i love the hell out of the manga so

ꙮ it’s the only manga i’ve actually like, bought, since high school, lol

ꙮ speaking of which I think there’s a volume of it i don’t have, i should remedy that

ꙮ anyways the teak ice venn diagram overlap is… god. uh. slice of life where there’s something really genuine or interesting or heartfelt happening and fantasy/scifi that gets really weird and is usually hinged tightly around characters and their relationships but still gnaws heavily at the setting, that’s my stab at it

ꙮ i’m a LOT pickier than Ice but everything in his 10/9/8 that i’ve actually watched is “yeah, that was a really, really, REALLY good show.” at minimum for me, haha

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Aurelius

i think you’ve watched mushishi, that is my Low Key Fantasy Vibes anime.

darker than black is where my chuuni bullshit started.

el cazador de la burja is the reason fue will, occasionally (and sometimes unprompted) go “taco, taco, taco!” or “taco time!!” out of no where

i know you watched toradora and madoka…

school-live was a formative rug pull anime

know you watched Erased

re: zero is extremely anime shit but it’s also very good at what it does (being a deeply fucked up timeloop anime where the antagonist is in charge of the check points and only wants the MC to live, not necessarily be happy and def does not give a shit about anyone else)

you would probably not like gay dragon anime even tho it does have a Gay Gamer Dudes couple too

yuru camp is 100% ultimate moeblob show but probably not your speed

princess principal rules, as you know from peter championing its cause for years

Girls Last Tour is formative Weird Somber Exploration Vibes anime despite definitely having been an adult when I saw it (fue also ocassionally has a sad about never getting more)

bocchi the rock is like the most perfect Music Anime / Comedy there’s ever been

86 is what you want to watch when you want to be sad about the horrors of modern/future war and racists and being defiant as hell all the way down

and the Apothic Diary’s you probably remember me/aleith/ilru all shouting excitedly about every season lol

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Aurelius

ALSO ODD TAXI

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Aurelius

WHICH IS LIKE

ꙮ (which is why anything in his 9/10s i’d just. Watch even if it wasn’t my usual cup b/c i’d trust that it was good)

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Aurelius

you took someone from the japanesse entertainment industry, made them move to america for 5 years and they watched a LOT of movies during that time, and then they came back and went “ok so I’m going to write an insanely elaborate ensemble piece story with 6ish overlapping stories and there’s actually SEVERAL hidden mysteries in it and no one will take it seriously as first because it looks like a cartoon made for toddlers (purposefully)”

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Aurelius

(and then demon girl next door is secretly what would happen if you made julian write a SoL anime and he was banned from mecha for some reason)

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The Dragon

gahahahah

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The Dragon

Why the fuck does it keep defaulting me to that, lol

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The Dragon

anyways im gonna try and sleep. good night, nerd <3 and thank you for reminding me that anime is real

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Aurelius

The Dragon ALSO likes to gnaw on the setting…!

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Aurelius

<3 night

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Aurelius

ALSO SUPERNATURAL WAS GOOD (until it continued past the plot outline. which uh, i guess there’s x3 more of that than there was the Intended Show so fair enough i guess ; ; )

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Aurelius

S O O N

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The Dragon

hewwo

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I have great news

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I am playing from an undisclosed location that is much closer to our Dragon, should nuts need be kicked

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The Dragon

ogod

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The Dragon

wtf are you up to you nerd

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Aurelius

Roger Roger/

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Making good on my threats :D

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

And / Or visiting Topaz & Charmed

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The Dragon

hug those nerds for me

♪ Now playing: Sanctuary · queued by Unua? The Clockwork Knight

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

[Ennui]

♪ Now playing: Sanctuary · queued by Unua? The Clockwork Knight

♪ Now playing: Centrelight Komorebi · queued by Unua? The Clockwork Knight

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Hey Teak, Topaz says this is awesome

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The Dragon

Hi Topaz! <3 <3

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Topaz wants to listen to a bunch of the music, btw

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The Dragon

Please tell Topaz he’s directly responsible for, at bare minimum, the on-site music playback

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Brief confusion…“That makes sense?”

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The Dragon

also indirectly responsible for other things I can’t possibly explain in cleartext

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

hahaha

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

A9 and hade also big fans

♪ Now playing: Altan Arslan · queued by The Dragon

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The Awoken

time to Lock In

♪ Now playing: I Am, Also, This · queued by The Wolf-Priest

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The Dragon

Opening scene while people filter in

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

YEE HAW

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Aurelius

it’s still really weird not nicking up btw lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

huh?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: “The Only Dark Place” DISLIKE

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The Awoken

on IRC, you would switch online handles by typing /nick whatevernameyouwanted

ꙮ i do miss the Ritual, yes.

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The Awoken

so part of figuring out who was around was watching everyone change clothes into their characters

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Aurelius

we ran all out games in IRC, so we’d usually be in our normal nick/handles and when it was Time For The Session everyone would change to their character names

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

ooooh yeah I can see where that would have been really helpful/fun/ritualistic

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

thinking especially the first sesh where I did not know everyone’s names

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Aurelius

awoo time to put chat on the Small Monitor again this’ll also be weird

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

someone said “Teo” and I was like whomst the fuck is that**

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The Awoken

haha

ꙮ some nerd

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The Wolf-Priest

What, no opening theme?

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The Archivist/Archie

spooky

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

HOW START IF NO BREAKFAST

♪ Now playing: Sanctuary · queued by The Dragon

ꙮ Oop there we go

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

omg the music worked!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

no volume refresh required

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The Archivist/Archie

I had to refresh the page but it good now

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The Archivist/Archie

Teak describing animal behavior will be the death of me. Everything’s… so cute…

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lol my sense of impending doom ratchets up. I do not fear for the kitten, but I fear

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Aurelius

i forget, did it ever get explained to the rest of the class who all ciet was anyway

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The Archivist/Archie

if I’m being totally honest, if it was, I’ve forgotten

ꙮ Ciet’s been mentioned in previous all-cast sessions but if there are questions, they can be answered, it’s all good

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Aurelius

oh yeah they’ve been mentioned for sure but i can’t recall off hand what their deal was (I’ve been assuming another uh, yeresh? is that how it’s spelled? but)

ꙮ djhhfjdkhjggkj Salme lol

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Aurelius

funny being from the beast, where the Title By Right Of Might has been held by one person for well over a hundred years and then we’ve been here three days and met as many sword-saints lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

as loathe as I am to say Ice has a point that is … pretty much exactly what I was typing

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Aurelius

<3

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

<3

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The Awoken

WIDDERSHINS

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Aurelius

hachi beat me to allcapsing the word

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Teak’s been dying to drop that one. It’s also in the soundtrack

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Aurelius

oh yeah the waltz

Lupine Observer

I’m here! Was eating dinner and futzing with our new fridge.

ꙮ if I ever pass up an opportunity to randomly use the word ‘widdershins’ i have been replaced by an impostor

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Aurelius

yeah. yeah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

nice roll

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

snoofles

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The Awoken

snoofles

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The Archivist/Archie

snoofles

ꙮ snoofles!

Lupine Observer

snoofles

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

“I generally have no desire to eat.” laugh/dread

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

It’s fiiiiine

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

how many times will Icecylee typo my character’s name in session, pt. w/ev

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The Awoken

salma. salve. salami. samba

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Aurelius

no sorry you’re salmanila now

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The Awoken

nobody quite typos like ice

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The Archivist/Archie

smalnila envelope

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The Awoken

you understand fully now why we have an entire proper noun dedicated to it :(

ꙮ Bide a moment, I’m a fool and did a foolish thing

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Teakwood ate the honey

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Aurelius

Oop

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

gives me time to compose my “no one types like ice’lee makes up shite like ice’lee, no one whips up game systems real quick like ice’lee” song (to the tune of “Gaston” from Beauty and the Beast

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The Archivist/Archie

I approve

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Aurelius

hahaha

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The Awoken

gahahaha <3

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

:)

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The Dragon

pfffhahahahha

Lupine Observer

Bwahahahaha! <3

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Aurelius

(rite page is up if ya’ll wanna start setting up too)

ꙮ There will be two targets, if you want to sort out your 3-and-3

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Teo do you want Aury or Archie?

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The Awoken

I think we’re only using two lanes

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

k gonna hang out with archie since I guess I accidentally have defense

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

OOOH RIGHT

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The Archivist/Archie

I would very much appreciate the defensive help, yeah

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

game mechanics oops

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I’m good either way?

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

yeah, 2 lanes

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The Awoken

we’re doing a 3-3 formation

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The Awoken

shuffle on in closer, folks

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Kuz wanna pop over to ice since he’s made 8 bazillion tokens?

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The Awoken

ice why DO you have a glut of tokens

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Aurelius

I’m pretending there’s a line down center rather than actually trying to shove everything into two lanes since want some space lol

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Aurelius

Red and Black counters

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The Awoken

for what

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Aurelius

to remind myself to Kill Better

♪ Now playing: The Rite ~ Overgrowth and Embers · queued by The Dragon

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Fucking Marlboro ass motherfuckers

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The Archivist/Archie

I can’t get my token to move? I’m having a hard time opening the menu

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Aurelius

(if I had any physical dice I’d just use them on my desk lol)

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The Archivist/Archie

ok of course as soon as I say I’m having trouble it works

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

lol

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

leaf motif

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The Awoken

take note

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The Awoken

Bears Nectar. Each combatant in the lane can always Refresh, at no cost. Doing so Consumes Nectar. Nectar-consuming combatants can only target Nectar-bearers. Nectar-consuming combatants may discard status effects at will.

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Aurelius

leaf motif lol

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

DISLIKE

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

gwoss

ꙮ Okay now that I’m done typing and wrestling with the UX briefly,

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Hey Teak, do they get 1 action a round, or 1 after each of ours?

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The Archivist/Archie

Question - can Nectar-consuming combatants start targeting non-Nectar bearers if all Nectar-bearers are down?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

okay I DO get to snipe one of those cards, right?

ꙮ For this Rite at least there will always, by definition, be an enemy nectar-bearer in a lane

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The Awoken

salme - yes

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

any thoughts frens

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The Awoken

Everything I Ever Wanted

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I would love to open with a stun or a defense boost

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The Awoken

I would also request going first

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The Awoken

(salme’s action is a ‘begins combat’ action, I am requesting the first PC turn)

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The Wolf-Priest

I’d like to go after we get done with those who have opening salvos.

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Aurelius

I’m just doing set up initially so I can wait

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The Awoken

I just don’t recall what Divinity is haha

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Aurelius

Some green rites spend it for bigger effect

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Awoken, you can take left turn 1. Teak - enemy actions are 1 per round or 1 per our action?

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Aurelius

you can also use it to heal fiends

ꙮ ALSO it’ll go “one person in one lane -> the monster in that lane -> one person in the other lane -> the monster in that lane -> the four remaining combatants”, I think, turn order wise

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

okay thanks

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The Archivist/Archie

I can go last in turn order. I potentially have a big salvo but I also have some supportive options in hand that only work if people have stuff in their discard

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The Awoken

I discard like a mf

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah it doesn’t have a rite to spend those divinity stack right now but if it did

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Aurelius

oh you can also spend divinity to give your rites [Reach] as well

ꙮ Awoken: you can Refresh for free literally whenever you want to :)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I can go first and defend us if you you two want, though every time I buff defense it never matters

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The Awoken

gently, kindly, and with love, pushes you into a river :)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

this one … er … may be different?

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The Awoken

anyway wolf you got something stylin’ in the chamber?

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Aurelius

yeah for right side, Salme -> Aure -> Archie works fine

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The Archivist/Archie

Sounds good to me!

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I would like Left 2, if possible?

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The Wolf-Priest

I’ll go after Unua, then, and be followed by Awoken?

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I think Left turns are Awo, Unua, Wolf?

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The Wolf-Priest

Or do you not have an initial buff or status, Knight?

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I can buff us or make them discard

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The Awoken

I’m looking to knock off the [Everything I Ever Wanted] before it can be played

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

But Awoken wanted first turrn

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The Wolf-Priest

Then I’ll go last in the lane, sure

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Yeah, we had similar plans. Go for it

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Though I want to get rid of Sorrowful Memory a little more right now

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Aurelius

hachi your pog being entirely red/blue and evenly split to boot always makes me laugh

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The Archivist/Archie

is there anything you’re doing formatting-wise to make the cards appear like that?

ꙮ Putting the card name in brackets links the card now

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The Archivist/Archie

!!!

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The Archivist/Archie

[Everything I Ever Wanted]

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The Archivist/Archie

that’s sick as hell

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The Awoken

it is also heavily engineered so you can typo and it’ll probably still get it

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Aurelius

ok but does the awoken ACTUALLY remember a sad memory or is he just sad but doesn’t know why………….

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The Awoken

believe it or not, there IS an answer to that question!

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Aurelius

i know there is!

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Aurelius

I RAN THIS CAMPAIGN ALREADY

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Kuz I like you better but Salme has Reasons

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Salme, Ivory Blood is +2 def when Aury plays a rite, not immediately. Also, I think the +1 bonus from white applies to 1 ally?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

OH fuck okay

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

misread TY I wanna protect all my friends. The +1 goes to archie (I thought it was everyone in a lane but also), aury get the ivory blood.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

good catch ty Reibello

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Gotchu

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Black pip on Aury? Stresss 1?

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Aurelius

yes

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Awoken - grab a pip of Defense

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The Awoken

donezo

♪ Now playing: The Rite ~ Overgrowth and Embers · queued by The Awoken

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

defense party over here

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The Archivist/Archie

oh Ivory Blood is about to get real silly on me

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Aurelius

:D

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The Archivist/Archie

<3

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Aurelius

aurelius was definitely running a solo deck when he fought SQ lol

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The Archivist/Archie

Also I have food being delivered so I’ll need to go very quickly afk in like half an hour or so

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The Awoken

I feel loved

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

you’re lovable, so.

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The Archivist/Archie

didn’t mean to play that - forgot I was supposed to draw one more and then discard a card at the start of the Rite

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Aurelius

ALSO IT OCCURS TO ME that ivory blood really should say non-quick rites but uh i guess we can do that after this encounter…. lol

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The Archivist/Archie

nooooo let me have my fun

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The Awoken

hand on archie’s shoulder

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The Awoken

look how they massacred our boys :(

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The Archivist/Archie

: weasel war dance intensifies**

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Aurelius

im not the GM im not doing a balance pass mid combat at least lol

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The Awoken

wolf poppin’ off

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

hellllllllllll yeah

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Claw shit going hard today

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The Archivist/Archie

Mmm, Don’t Like That Description

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The Awoken

battling my inner pirate character on whether or not this is a Drink The Water(?) situation

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Aurelius

yeah,

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Aurelius

that’s why we said Don’t multiple times before hand

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The Awoken

it is NOT because we actually know this is Bad Water yeah

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The Awoken

Drink The Water only applies to those where we don’t know, because, how else would you find out?

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Aurelius

ofc

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The Wolf-Priest

…didn’t mean to copy it, someone can get rid of that for me, right…?

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Aurelius

Destroy on the action wheel

ꙮ Got it

♪ Now playing: The Rite ~ Overgrowth and Embers · queued by The Awoken

ꙮ I can’t modify y’all’s Defense / Stress &c. btw, be sure to be updating that when stuff happens, I’m not sure if I remembered to make that clear in the tutorial fight

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The Awoken

apologies if anyone gets tired of the rite song because I haven’t and I will listen to a song on repeat endlessly until I have wrung all emotion from it

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

DO IT

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Aurelius

it’s a pretty good mix

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

honestly we need a loop function

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The Wolf-Priest

Helll yeah, it’s a great song! And seconding that.

♪ Now playing: The Rite ~ Overgrowth and Embers · queued by The Awoken

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Aurelius

also mfw casually discarding 5 and still having shit to play lmao

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The Archivist/Archie

it’s so good, I wish there was a way to make it loop on its own. Also quick question about the UI - do I click the defense I’m now at or how much I’m adding to the existing value?

ꙮ Hachi ilu

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

you click how much you add

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The Archivist/Archie

roger that

ꙮ Click on how much you’re adding, that’s true for all of them, stress/recovery/whatever

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

did anything target me? I don’t think it did but if I missed it lmk

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Aurelius

not yet

ꙮ Nope, Aury and Awoken are the only ones targeted by me so far haha

♪ Now playing: The Rite ~ Overgrowth and Embers · queued by Unua? The Clockwork Knight

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

HIT ITTTTT

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

love seeing “oh god” with the little otter dancing

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The Awoken

OTTER WAR DANCE

♪ Now playing: The Rite ~ Overgrowth and Embers · queued by The Awoken

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

You know it’s good when Teak forgets to say G-d instead of God

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The Archivist/Archie

wait I thought the end transmission was [x]

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

it has to be capital

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The Awoken

capital X

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The Archivist/Archie

whoops, got it. That can’t be fixed in editing so just pretend I did it right lol

ꙮ doot doot 🙧

ꙮ there fixed it :3

♪ Now playing: The Rite ~ Overgrowth and Embers · queued by Unua? The Clockwork Knight

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The Archivist/Archie

Most Dangerous Otter >:)

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The Archivist/Archie

also wait not that I want to be the student who reminds the teacher of homework but did the enemy not get a turn after mine?

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Aurelius

They’re only taking one turn, so they happen MUCH earlier in the round

♪ Now playing: The Rite ~ Overgrowth and Embers · queued by Unua? The Clockwork Knight

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The Archivist/Archie

Oh! I wildly misunderstood, I thought every fight was like the Omniclast fight

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Aurelius

oh naw he’s just OP as shit

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The Archivist/Archie

tracks

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The Archivist/Archie

Legendary Action-ass motherfucker

♪ Now playing: The Rite ~ Overgrowth and Embers · queued by The Awoken

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The Archivist/Archie

brb - food is here!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

it’s my turn, yeah?

ꙮ Yes

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The Wolf-Priest

Not sure that giving it Sorrowful Memory was my /best/ play, but it DID have to hurt itself a lot to get those cards…?

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The Dragon

Sorrowful Memory did some fuckin work lol

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Sorrowful Memory was ABSOLUTELY a great play

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Aurelius

oh naw that’s definitely a good one to play early, especially with you guys making it discard a lot too

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The Awoken

it explicitly targeted a unique feature of this battle and make it work extra for us yeah

ꙮ (Also I have a vested interest in card draw because I want you to see all of the delectable treats that the Canker-Gall has for you.)

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The Archivist/Archie

back!

ꙮ (Sorrowful Memory will ALWAYS be a good play against me.)

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Aurelius

:D

ꙮ Archie ready your pog for me just so it’s easier for me to keep track of who’s gone?

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The Archivist/Archie

how do I do that again? double click?

ꙮ Yeah

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

y

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The Awoken

oh yeah those are. not great. maneuvers

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The Archivist/Archie

How does Sorrowful Memory interact with defense?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I think I did that right

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Left Lane - want defense or damage?

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The Awoken

let’s crank the damage yo

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The Awoken

this is a DPS race against the right

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Aurelius

damage/stress are interchangable, so defense soaks it first when possible

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

lol you’re laning with a Scale hero

ꙮ Stressing yourself with the Stress (swords) dial will always eat Defense first and then dig into your HP, unless you use the Pierce (bow) dial, which will bypass Defense

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Aurelius

ah, oh no, a sad memory for salme this is unprecidented [monotone]

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The Awoken

hahaha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

dragon didn’t even bother telling me something sad

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

honestly she’d probably be more shook by a nice compliment

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Aurelius

haha

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The Awoken

: “your presence is comforting and gives hope to others, oOooOOoOOooo”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Unua did fuck her up with that

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

ope spoke to soon

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I do what I can

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The Awoken

‘you fucked up a perfectly good sword saint is what you did. now it has anxiety’

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The Wolf-Priest

So. This is a DPS race, eh?

♪ Now playing: The Rite ~ Overgrowth and Embers · queued by The Wolf-Priest

ꙮ Oh boy.

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The Awoken

hellf uckin’ yeah it is

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

lol

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(mechanics clarification–you can refresh and THEN play whatever, right?)

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Aurelius

yup!

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The Awoken

If Brian Jacques Narrated A Horror Combat

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

ahahahaha

ꙮ it’s berserk, not poison ;_;

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The Awoken

pets between the ears

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The Archivist/Archie

you may end up getting your wish for someone to have some depending on how this goes

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Aurelius

i SAW that viper bite in ur hand, abomination :(

ꙮ these things are FFXIV’s fault, “what if there were mouths where it would be better if there were not mouths” just lives in my head now

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The Awoken

:(

♪ Now playing: The Rite ~ Overgrowth and Embers · queued by The Awoken

ꙮ at least they only have one mouth

ꙮ that you know of

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The Awoken

: “Has at least one mouth.”

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

… I accidentially deleted sorrowful memory on me when I was trying to read and understand the card oops

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

T-T

ꙮ o no lmao. i can fix it gimme a sec

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The Awoken

almost shit myself when that third Delicious Fruits showed up

ꙮ Spirits!

ꙮ [Sorrowful Memory] if that’s easier to see, lol

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Aurelius

hahah

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The Archivist/Archie

ah dangit I did the same thing

ꙮ realised there’s a CARD COPY function, thats why they call me &c.

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The Archivist/Archie

: smacks forehead**

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Archie you are a nightmare and I love it

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Aurelius

yeah copy’s really good for enchantments so you can keep one and discard the other haha

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The Archivist/Archie

What if Ezio from Assassin’s Creed was a lore-accurate otter

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Aurelius

oh he can get More Draw, lmao

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

adfjkasld;kfjasdl;f

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

lore-accurate otter

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

how does sorrowful memory interact with my 2 free refreshes?

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The Archivist/Archie

I can draw 7 now and still take no stress from it. Also I’m adding my two more Defense from playing that last Rite. Thanks, Aurelius! :D

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Aurelius

Tragically it overrides it

ꙮ You don’t pay the stress cost for Refreshing, but you still pay the curse cost from the card

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Aurelius

ye

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Aurelius

i was GUNNA lurk but i guess I’ll crush instead…

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Aurelius

Wonder what the odds are of salme using condemnation and actually getting to exposure running is

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

salme is trying to remember the rules lmao

ꙮ What’s up? We can help while people are typing haha

ꙮ Lord knows I have to keep frantically referencing the rules text lol >.>

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Aurelius

yea (i say ‘the odds’ because it’s not guarented even if you do play it fwiw, though glancing at your hand it’s probably the ideal play while awoken is buffing everyone)

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Aurelius

yeah I got the dragon page up too so I can double check things haha

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah that’s kinda what I was thinking

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

actually ice I was wondering if you’d be willing to play a couple rounds against me just so I can test out different rules and decks and stuff sometime?

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The Wolf-Priest

-grumbles- I coulda done nine damage too… -not actually annoyed-

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Aurelius

yeah that’s definitely a thing we can do

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

thank youuuu <3

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

Yeah - I know my schedule is off, but if I’m around, feel free to spar

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(lol I’m okay I’ve just … forgotten a lot of the rules and stuff since it’s Been A While)

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The Awoken

I definitely cheated since I buffed with lithos

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

FIENDS FIENDS FIENDS FIENDS

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Aurelius

i need to give myself a refresher each time too fwiw lol

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The Awoken

I am, in fact, cheating at cards

♪ Now playing: The Rite ~ Overgrowth and Embers · queued by The Awoken

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The Wolf-Priest

Do I need to put the exposure in myself?

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Aurelius

Yeah. If you open your hand and click on the EXPOSE button it’ll automatically put it in your draw pile

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The Awoken

oh

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The Awoken

i accidentally put two exposures in there

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The Awoken

it’ll be alright

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

it’ll be okay

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I have a Void Flare

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Aurelius

what a time to Be Alive And Have A Void Flare On Hand

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

and I draw 2 right?

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Aurelius

the enemy does

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

OH OOPS

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Aurelius

(2+2 damage was right tho!) condemn’s thing is putting the exposure there and then attempting to immediately force it up while preventing the target from immediately refreshing it away.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

OH OKAY. Well I actually DID draw 2 because I can’t read. Is there an undo?

♪ Now playing: The Rite ~ Overgrowth and Embers · queued by The Awoken

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Aurelius

Add To Deck should put it back in the draw pile IIRC

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

My Void Flare just disappeared?

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

But I’m using it anyway

ꙮ Uhhh the only way to do that is to play them and then hit the “add to deck” button, Salme

ꙮ Unua - that’s… weird, but fine, I know you had the card, just reference it in text lol

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I discarded a different card, and it jsut disappeared :/

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

It’s not in any piles

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

ty T-T

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

REACTOR BLAST

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The Awoken

that’s a lotta nuts!

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Aurelius

donk

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The Archivist/Archie

lots of big flashy moves this combat! I love it

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I took Void Flare just so I could do cool robot things

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The Awoken

nice

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The Archivist/Archie

Super flavorful for sure

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The Wolf-Priest

Refresh is draw 4, right?

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Aurelius

yup!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

we love a good cool robot things

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The Archivist/Archie

Unless an effect tells you otherwise, yeah

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Aurelius

oh hell yeah someone’s running everyone dies some day

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The Awoken

ohhh that’s a bingo

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The Wolf-Priest

-grins- There we go.

ꙮ UBAE, SUBETE, KONO TE DE

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I love that card

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The Archivist/Archie

why am I having such a hard time getting my menu to populate today

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The Wolf-Priest

Also I have a hilarious play if it manages to get back to me.

ꙮ Smack the browser with a refresh and see if that sorts it

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The Awoken

it can be a little weird at times

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The Archivist/Archie

how are we doing coin flipping again?

ꙮ I’m flipping a coin and being honest about what happened

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The Archivist/Archie

Can you flip one for me then please? :D

ꙮ Tails

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The Archivist/Archie

I need to stress 1 myself - does that happen before or after I get the two Defense from Ivory Blood?

ꙮ After

ꙮ Ivory Blood procs when you play the rite, which to me means “before you start reading any of the rules text and applying it step by step”

♪ Now playing: The Rite ~ Overgrowth and Embers · queued by The Awoken

ꙮ lil’ otter yelp

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I really enjoy all the Archie bullshit movement

ꙮ so much, omg

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

bullshit (fondly)

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The Awoken

hahaha

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The Wolf-Priest

Also keep in mind ALL the damage it takes from attacks is doubled

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The Archivist/Archie

oh shit - so it should have taken 10 damage instead

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The Awoken

yeah it’s going pop

ꙮ RIP [Vine Snare], never even got drawn

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

real unexcited to find out who’s bearing nectar

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Aurelius

me in the meta game layer: huh those were DEFINITELY tank monsters, it’s interesting we fought two at once and not one with some spicer damage dealers…………… wonder if that will come up later…………..

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The Archivist/Archie

actually real quick, for [Omen Forgery], does it have to be specifically a card in your draw pile, or can it be any card in the deck? The rite text says deck but I mentally changed it to draw pile but then I was like hmmm

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The Awoken

god that was such a tech play, ty archie

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Aurelius

HMM.

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The Archivist/Archie

I didn’t have enough time to use it to enable my own bullshit combo so it only seemed right to use it to enable someone else’s bullshit instead! :D

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

love seeing bullshit combos enabled

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Aurelius

It probably should be draw pile yeah,

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Aurelius

it probably should be using the Scry word too,

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Aurelius

oh except it doesn’t actually scry it’s copies

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Aurelius

fucking blue rites

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The Awoken

hahahah

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Aurelius

but yeah probably should be draw pile to match scry superficially

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah man who came up with this system?

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The Archivist/Archie

yeh, it gets used in my combo because it’s a way to make multiple [Defuse]s that don’t end up back in my draw pile after I use them

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The Awoken

hahahahahaha

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The Wolf-Priest

-snickers-

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Aurelius

truely a mystery

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The Awoken

ASCENSION

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The Archivist/Archie

Wooo!!!!

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The Archivist/Archie

DOUBLE ASCEND. DO IT

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

ah damn, I had to try

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The Awoken

had to try!

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The Wolf-Priest

….VERY thorough.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

: nervously hahaha that’s a lotta fire guys

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The Wolf-Priest

CONTROLLED fire. Very controlled!

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

REACTOR LASER

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Aurelius

dont worry salme we know the place is fire resistant. :) :) :)

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

don’t worry Aury I haven’t forgotten about you :) :) :)

ꙮ Haahahahahahah

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The Wolf-Priest

….why didn’t that work?

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The Wolf-Priest

Hold, please, I might need to edit something

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The Archivist/Archie

it occurs to me that this fight could be summarized as “hyperpalatability linked to cancer”

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The Wolf-Priest

There we go.

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The Awoken

hahahah

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

YO?!

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Aurelius

gnaws on the dragon

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

dfkjasldkfjasl;djasl;kdsdf HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

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The Archivist/Archie

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

WOLF SAID FUCK!

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The Wolf-Priest

Did it just for you! =3

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The Archivist/Archie

WOLF SAID THE FUCK WORD

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Look I had to ask if we said ‘fuck’ on Alma

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The Awoken

soon, in the sanctuary discord #questions-concerning-worlds

“which worlds contain the word ‘fuck’ ”

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The Archivist/Archie

Samudra has at least one grad student whose research is profanity innovation

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The Awoken

gahahaha

ꙮ loooooooooool

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The Archivist/Archie

our top scientists are working on new and exciting ways to say Fuck every day! And that’s a Samudra promise!

ꙮ hahahahahhahaha

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Aurelius

hachi pls. [adrenaline surge]

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Salme is Looking Forward to Fun Ways To Say Fuck

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The Archivist/Archie

Archie low key being like “hey can I study you? Just a little? As a treat?”

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The Wolf-Priest

-yowls- it ate my post

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The Awoken

I am 300% expecting several samudrans will have vested interests in capturing some of us and chaining us up to do wild science experiments on

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The Archivist/Archie

That’s part of the Welcome To Samudra preamble, yes :P

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

hachi you don’t have to sound like

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

so excited for that

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The Wolf-Priest

It ate my post AGAIN

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The Archivist/Archie

:(

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The Awoken

I don’t HAVE to, but I did

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

:(

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The Wolf-Priest

There’s not a line limit, is there?

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The Awoken

odd

ꙮ Agh what the fuck

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

what the fuck

ꙮ It SHOULDN’T ever do that

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

pads is there a chance there’s a foreign character in there it’s finding upsetting?

ꙮ One moment, please.

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The Awoken

o7

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Kuz I know you’re busy but I really would love a Welcome to Samurda pamphlet

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

just a travel brochure but riddled with just

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

super threatening warnings

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The Archivist/Archie

I may have to disappoint on the pamphlet front but I sincerely have been taking bullet pointed notes about a pre-Samudra meeting agenda for Archie to deliver verbally before we portal in

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

oh ice I didn’t know you wanted to drag her down into the cave of sorrowful memories flutters eyelashes. You could have … just asked

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The Archivist/Archie

Hope y’all like learning objectives!

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Aurelius

haha :D

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

If you ask Aury nicely maybe he’ll do a puppet show to go along with it

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Aurelius

yay we get PERSONALIZED warnings about fucking up reality

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

or Unua

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Aury seems like the better bet. But maybe Unua would allow the kitten to play a walk-on role

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

What am I doing?

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The Awoken

somehow awoken is late to the class, shows up with a piece of toast in his mouth

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

automaton puppet shows to accompany Archie’s learning objectives for samurdan cognitive safety

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The Archivist/Archie

The Gang Learns About Cogitohazards

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The Awoken

: “If you think of J.Edgar Hoover, J. Edgar Hoover will show up and destroy us all” “what’s a j. edgar hoover”

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

lol hell yeah

♪ Now playing: Palimpsest · queued by The Dragon

  • You hear — and your Star hears — a song, echoing from the stillness: Palimpsest
  • You hear — and your Star hears — a song, echoing from the stillness: Palimpsest
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Aurelius

hmm weird wonder why that didn’t auto play i already closed my second instance with the rite board

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Hey Teak?

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The Dragon

Sup Salme?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

fuck you with this song name

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

oh I don’t know how much I like this

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

(yeah same problem wrt music)

♪ Now playing: Palimpsest · queued by Aurelius

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Aurelius

oh i had the card list open in another tab

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Aurelius

since i had to tell hachi we already knew where people said fuck

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Aurelius

mystery solved

ꙮ love a shrine with walls covered in tally-marks

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Aurelius

the children yern for enviromental storytelling

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The Archivist/Archie

I hate doing this because I’m super engrossed in everything happening, but I’m just realizing that my hard out was half an hour ago - I at least may need to call it here, and you can consider Archie quietly lost in thought if y’all continue the session

ꙮ Huuuuug, sorry for running over, it’ll be cutting quite soon I think

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The Archivist/Archie

It’s all good, not the end of the world! Thank you for the session, holy crap! <3

ꙮ Thank you for playing! <3

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The Awoken

oop!

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The Awoken

apolocheese archie……….

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Aurelius

yeah archie going into quite contemplation for a lil bit after big revelations at least seems IC

ꙮ Basically one more beat at the lil’ tunnel I mentioned and then we’re good for the night, haha

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The Archivist/Archie

hey, credit to everyone here that I was so thoroughly engrossed that I fully didn’t realize until just now

ꙮ haha <3 <3

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The Archivist/Archie

y’all are good storytellers <3

ꙮ ok you made the GM cry, you get arete for that

  • Salme, The Sword-Saint has gained 1 Arete, and now has 1.
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Salme, The Sword-Saint

:D

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The Awoken

a+++++++++++++++++++

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

I was gonna ask for permission then just went fuck it

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The Awoken

that fuckin’ ruloed

ꙮ that fucking RULED

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The Awoken

I don’t even think I want to follow up with what I had, we’re done, 10/10 no notes

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

absolutely

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The Wolf-Priest

Yeah, that’s the capper there.

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The Awoken

(well, done narratively speaking about it IC)

ꙮ There is a thing that still has to happen.

ꙮ Structurally.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

yeah teak has been chortling about SOmething

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

and Salme knows how to do what must be done

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Aurelius

it’s a good thing to chortle about tbh

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The Wolf-Priest

Well, like, the…from US capper.

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

DONT YOU EVEN WITH THAT TEXT I KNOW THAT TEXT

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The Wolf-Priest

What the FUCK?

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Aurelius

it’s a good ‘un

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

you know that text?

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

<span class=“inline-liminal”>

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

LET YOU TELL THEM A STORY, OH DRAGON MINE

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The Awoken

god pound it I know the mechanical benefit for Empty Space is somewhere

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Aurelius

oh you gunna lower that [INFINITY] DC by 2~6, hachi?

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The Awoken

uh, yeah?

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Aurelius

good job

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The Awoken

now awoken’s sulking lol

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The Wolf-Priest

And Wolf is confused. -laughs-

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

I am very confused

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Aurelius

as you should be

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Aurelius

next session is going to have a Long Cutscene at the start please look forward to it

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

Salme’s confused too but she’s commited to the weird foxbirdlionnerd

ꙮ To be clear, what… that other voice… meant, when they said that it would take a miracle, is that it is, perhaps, something achievable with an [Alethic Sacrifice], and tools you do not yet have. But maybe, some day, you will be able to work miracles. And in the meantime, I’m very curious what Aurelius has planned.

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The Awoken

sou ka

ꙮ Anyways, NOW it’s a wrap. Thank you VERY much for playing, everyone. :D

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

fucking hell yeah

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The Wolf-Priest

Thank youuuu!

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The Awoken

THANK YOU FOR RUNNING TEAK

Oh, and, don’t let that narration get you down or discourage you. Anything is possible.

ꙮ Shut up.

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

THANK YOU

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Aurelius

IT GLOWS

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Aurelius

I WANT THE GLOWING TEXT

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The Awoken

I am going to beat this glowy text until it cannot cry or scream

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

hmmmmm.

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Aurelius

grabbing motions

Lupine Observer

<3

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The Awoken

another successful saturday

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The Dragon

:D :D :D

♪ Now playing: Palimpsest · queued by Aurelius

♪ Now playing: Palimpsest · queued by Aurelius

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The Awoken

ogod

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The Awoken

ice what are you doing >:(

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Aurelius

jump scared by music player

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The Awoken

100% lol

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

FYI there’s three moons down right now

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Unua? The Clockwork Knight

For tracking purposes

ꙮ :3c

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Aurelius

yup and it’s. definitely not concerning

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Salme, The Sword-Saint

tick tock