Fuck Crimson

man, THIS is what she does with a head start? Seye did you see that? What the fuck. At least make it a 30 damage aoe or something

ok so how do you beat that. the card steal might work if it was ever in hand, but i assume it never will be so…

Did you want ideas from the cheap seats, too?

yes, if there’s one thing you’re good at it’s loopholes and trojan horses.

[Confusion], stall until she draws it normally, and then, [Ennui]?

Hopefully there are three or four things I’m good at, though…

hmm yeah that’s a good way to check if it’s actually in the deck and not just a hidden card up her sleeve at least…

She’ll be able to manipulate her draws. If she can read the BBS posts, perhaps we should meet in the Library.

its fine, it’s fine.

it’s not like. SHE WOULD CHEAT.

TWICE. IN DIFFERENT WAYS. PREEMPTIVELY

puzzle boss gotta have a solution

i have the solution

might not work more than once tho

even the narrator should probably not see it

might be too late already? but whatever, had to appear briefly to see the vision.

That sounds exciting!

what was your solution Awa?

i gotta whisper it to you but you’ll be back here to tell everyone what a great idea it is

Okay

LMAO Actually Perfect, holy shit Awa.

legit kind of mad i didn’t think of that

yeah fuck crimson

good call on the opsec btw

what happened to the But Surely We Will Both Die part of that anyway

lol, lmao

Why didn’t you melt all the weapons into the throne, anyway?

youll find out later

or you wont

It Is A Mystery

👻👻👻👻👻

Seye sanity check, you still got eyes on orom out there right, gunna ducking mclose it if we get crimson’d then immediately into another orom special on mu

that asshole definitely isnt here, i checked

awesome

Bunch of babies, Orom Tragedy Goldberg Machines aren’t even that hard to solve.

LISTEN UP YOU IDIOTS HERE’S 3 EASY STEPS TO BEAT THE SCORPION QUEEN:

1. HIDE A BIG BOMB IN YOUR SWORD
2. “LOSE” TO HER
3. WHEN SHE PUTS IT IN HER THRONE IT GETS REALLY HOT AND BLOWS UP THE WHOLE THRONE. WHO’S THE REAL WINNE RNOW.

SO EASY A MONEKY CAN DO IT. GROUPS SHOULD NOT BE DISBANDING ON THIS IN THE YEAR OF OUR

…Oh… I numbered the steps and the numbers disappeared…

You still get the joke, right?

lmao

hahaha

oh right we already have a thread for how much S&K sucks.

I heard…….. from a reliable source…………… who shall remain nameless……… because they are a stack of papers and don’t have a name……….. that SQ is a COWARD and RUNNING AWAY from a problem instead of FIGHTING it………….????

#waow

hey jorule go fuck yourself with an icicle itll be fun and refreshing

this is YOUR story though and i’d really hate to distract from that

just do it in a soundproof room babe

no no really that’s all you

besides i wouldn’t want to be in an environment where i couldn’t hear the scary unbeat things approaching if we need to HIDE from them

god pound it stop making me laugh when im trying to be an asshole to you

anyways thats. really not an accurate statement of the situation, youre perfectly safe right here and now if that was an actual concern of yours, and better people than you have asked me to clarify and i havent so, once again

icicle, dont knock it until youve tried it

lol no it’s not a concern, I actually solve my problems when i find them

Do you?

yes. now and go help seye plan her smash and grab and let me get back to razzing SQ