Salme
Salme, The Sword-Saint
If (hopefully if and not when) I get particularly in my head, depressed, or despondent, Jorule has my explicit permission and indeed my encouragement to be as mean, crass, or rude to me as is necessary to get me out of a slump.
Please do not threaten him with harm, bodily or otherwise, for deploying his skills in being an asshole in my direction.
Thank you.
…Do I even want to know…?
but if we can keep you from being in your head, depressed, or despondent, we can still do all that other stuff right
Salme
Salme, The Sword-Saint
...Do I even want to know...?
I’ll explain in our group DM.
Salme
Salme, The Sword-Saint
The Wolf-Priest
The Wolf-Priest
I make absolutely no promises regarding ostentatious rudeness and one deeply hopes you would find other recourse before situations became that dire…but should such an intervention be necessary, I shall try to find it in my heart not to punch a bird.
do you see what I mean, Salme.
The Awoken Prince
The Awoken Prince
salme what is your emotional state
Perfectly Perky right now, I’d assume…
The Wolf-Priest
The Wolf-Priest
…why do I feel like I should be experiencing fear, right now?
Lets just say some of us get really into the Rite.
The Wolf-Priest
The Wolf-Priest
“I don’t want to know,” understood.
Salme
Salme, The Sword-Saint
Salme
Salme, The Sword-Saint
do you see what I mean, Salme.
Yeah it’s super unfair considering the great first impression you made on everyone.
Salme
Salme, The Sword-Saint
"I don't want to know," understood.
It was just a dance! Get your mind out of the gutter, Wolf. Light, what is the Beast doing to you.
You all must have VERY different types of dances on Almachadta…
Salme
Salme, The Sword-Saint
You know, for a guy standing there casually scrolling on his tomestone during the whole thing you’re sure acting like something distractingly salacious happened.
Well yes, why else did you think I needed to avert mine eyes but to save them from the scandal?
Salme
Salme, The Sword-Saint
I forgot that you are a delicate gentleman and a scholar. Apologies, Aurelius, for visiting such harm upon you.
Never thought I’d be the one being kindest - okay, maybe second-kindest - to Jorule, but yeah, I promise. If that’s what you think you’ll need to feel more like yourself again, I won’t give him shit about it. Thanks for the heads up.