wtf

what the ABSOLUTE fuck is this

…Guignol????

…who? What?!

oh for fucks sake. lmao. lol. incredible

Jorule, an explanation please.

Oh is this bottom up then?

No, thank fuck

Don’t got one, not sure who this is.

you are the dumbest motherfucker alive

Jorule, I really don’t want to have to fight the communications enchantment that just got set up for us, but I think it’s possessed.

SHOULD I recognize you? The name isn’t jumping at me

also it’s clearly a primitive BBS and you must be an angel, but I can’t really put a face to a name. Would have expecting Vlad or maybe Evelyn, not…

a stranger is just a friend you haven’t met yet

i’m sure it’ll be fine!!

I would still very much like an explanation why another Jorule who we don’t know and even Jorule doesn’t recognize is somehow in our communications device!

oh goddess dont call me another Jorule. anything but that

jorule2

tworule

jor2ule

Angel Bullshit. anyway you still didn’t answer the question, who the fuck are you? I know I’m worlds famous and all but c’mon

Who is this…?

Pretty sure it’s not maria, or the other twin spark, or the Dancing Spark… couldn’t be Crimson, probably not Orom, don’t think it’s Seye or Jack…?

dont worry babe if you just say enough names eventually you’ll stop sounding like a dumbass

do you want me to send you a virus

actually now that I think about it how the fuck did you detect and respond to this so fast anyway, are you literally just sitting in space hitting the SCAN FOR SIGNALS button because YOU have nothing else to do???????

some day…. you too will understand… how it is possible to be THIS fucken bored. you idiot. you absolute fool

RIP

Hmm. Someone worse than you, Jorule?

lol, brutal. i like this one

Seriously though, what is your name?

Thanks, I guess, but also did you just show up to angry flirt at our friend or are you here for a reason?

you can call me angelsGuignol for now =)

also, mostly i was curious what the fuck this was and the answer was the funniest possible answer and i think i understand what’s going on now and it’s dumber than i could possibly imagine. so i’m satisfied for the time being

You know, doing Jorule’s bit but less good isn’t really the compliment you took it to be, but whatever, Guiggy.

No, they’re not me.

One of Jorule’s Caravan members, I trust? Nice to meet you, though also I wonder just how many people we’re broadcasting to at this point.

Oh yeah that’s the Angel of Mercy. The Caravan’s not… too far out so not surprised they can reach it.