The Travel's Guide

hey AG you can see the pamphlet and its contents, right?

Possibly more important, are you the one giving information to the Scorpion Queen?

no, i’m pretty sure she can see it for the same reason he can.

i cannot fucking see the pamphlet

i cannot fucking see its contents

i know you’re not actively taunting me so i am not going to tell you to fuck yourself with the nearest available cactus but i want you to know that the thought crossed my mind and i considered it at length

are you sure? it might be labelled as “Map” instead of pamphlet. it would have a bunch of basic information on the planes and some people

i promise that i am not a fucking dipshit idiot moron it’s been chapping my ass for a while

but you are an angel, right?

cause I was pretty sure SQ was able to see all the, uh. how to phrase this. “Features” accessible by angel instincts. but if you are also one can CAN’T see, I’m not sure if that checks out???

yes

no she can’t and i’m very curious why you think she can

How the fuck else would she know Annarr got Aurelius’d?

and that salme’s a harem protagonist

Wait do you guys have Log Access too?

what an excellent question

yeah, imagine how much more entertainment you’ll get if you answer it to help stave off some of that endless boredom

would i have answered in that specific way if i DIDNT have log access lol

probably tbqh lol

ok honestly, valid

anyways it’s not very subtle what happened if someone can read here or the library either you dont even NEED logs for it

well sure but we literally JUST gave Saranzaya a tomestone and she knew before that

maybe ur internet security isnt as good as you think it is lol

I mean that was pretty clear when you and Prim sent messages, as i wasn’t expecting the signal to be that good or for it to NEED any.

do you really think SQ still has a laptop on her????????

maybe shes got magic antennas strapped to her tits man idk. use your imagination

bro there’s literally a picture of her there are no antenna tits

ya thats because of the censor bars over the antenna tits

oh wait right can’t see that, sorry mb

god imagine if i’d no scoped it and there actually were censor bars on the antenna tits. imagine how much of a genius i’d look like. thats why you’ve gotta take the shots

honestly yeah

So AG … how … much of the logs have you read?

(And Jorule, what’s a harem protagonist?)

enough to know that you’re all nerds

it’s when you get all the boyfriends and/or girlfriends you want, against all reason

I don’t know what I expected. Though I mean, you seem to kind of like us so does that make you a nerd by association? I mean, it’s okay if you’re kind of lonely and want to get to know us better? We’re pretty cool.

I have two boyfriends which is … pretty standard? … wait, Jorule, are you from a world where couples are the norm? If you are that explains so much.

Also you have to admit “against all reason” I have at least some charm? Or at least initiative?

no argument there, not even gunna attempt to unpack that stray shot

No it’s just. I guess that was culturally insensitive? That’s a me thing, I guess. I just have always found people who prefer being in pairs than triads to sometimes overthink relationships. I guess I don’t not overthink relationships? Eh. Shitty stray shot. Sorry.

FUCK. I just realized this isn’t in our private thread.

LMAO

yeah you definitely don’t

WHY DO YOU HATE THE ABILITY TO DELETE????

AND WHAT DOES “LMAO” MEAN?????

Laughing My Ass Off

Yeah okay fucking deserved. Oh LIGHT I’m going to kill myself.

RIP

yeah absolutely

oh man. classic. my genuine and sincere sympathies. anyways you’re right so it’s fine

also i would like to state for the record that i HAVENT read your private thread

Well welcome to a very non-exclusive club?

Well, sure, but I really don’t have a leg to stand on here.

You know, it never occurred to me that you would? And I mean, if you want to see me being embarrassing and messy you have plenty of logs at your perusal. Shit, even if you want to see Jorule being nice and helpful he’s done that when we’ve been hanging out enough you can see that in the logs too.

But thanks for the reassurance? Despite the “being extremely aggro” thing you’re … pretty kind?

if anyone ever tries to tell you they haven’t done their time in the messy bitch mines they’re a fucken liar and you should kick their ass, so it’s fine

anyways, right back at you

I might steal “the messy bitch mines” from you (with your permission of course).

Do you. Are you the kind of person who’d like a chance to talk? I’m … on here a lot. I can make a thread?

goddessspeed, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

fuck that word looks weird spelled out

and, hmm. yeah, that’d be pretty rad, i think. and i have a good friend who i think would tell me it was the right call and i’m trying to listen to her when she can’t see me doing it. thank you for asking.

Hey, you’re welcome for asking. Indeed, asking is my specialty. Strand’s made. I’ll catch you in the void, AG.

i have absolutely no reason for bumping this what so ever

that was me obv

?????? what is your problem?

numbered list or three paragraph essay

essay

the norm for worlds Jorule is from is being single~ 🎶🐲

I don’t have to take that from someone that couldn’t score with vlad

lmao x2

The nature of calamity is to collapse the world into stardust Which collapses in turn, some day, in some swirl, into the world If we went quiet Where we were injured Where we failed In the past

We would be silent And still Especially you And how lonely beyond lonely that would be!

can’t tell if you’re just being weird or if you’re poetry-prophesying and didn’t know single returns don’t work

Do they not work

in your client?

yeah, it’s not ideal

I can make the post again with double return if you want

it’s fine, I think we can assume there’s a line break before each capitalized word.

There is

awesome, glad we cleared that up.

Wow you really make friends wherever you go.

Listen, if there’s any bad blood between us it’s 100% her fault.

There actually isn’t I just felt like poking fun

Everybody’s safe over there right?

afaik it’s just me and Crimson down here. and whoever the fuck AG is. and maybe whoever The Glory is?

But yeah things are going good for the most part

“Everybody” is whoever you care about, I think…

But, I’m glad.

If I had to come and save you…!

Oh, fair enough.

Yeah I think we’re okay for now, but

I’ll keep in mind that you have, at least, considered crashing in if things go particularly poorly.

You’d do the same for me, right?

Of course. <3

Wow, you really make friends wherever you go.

That’s why you go places.